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Monthly Archives March 2007

Celebrity Ho-Names

So when celebrities check into hotels under fake names what do they use? Have you ever been curious. Well the folks at PageSix Magazine are here to the rescue. It is actually quite funny going through these lists of aliases. Angelina Jolie- Miss LollipopJennifer Aniston- Mrs. Smith (um, ok..)Val Kilmer- Thomas PaineParis Hilton- Tinkerbell (ya [...]

Posted 05 March 2007 † Celeb Scanner § Celebrity News ‡ Comments (0) ° Tagged: , , ,

Even More Photos from the ANS Funeral

First set of photos is here.

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Jen and Ben with Violet in Vancouver

Cutest. Kid. Ever.Here’s what I want to know: who is that little boy, and where was he when the Super Mario Bros movie was casting?

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Okay, Not to Be a Bitch …

… but if my legs were actually coneshaped, I just wouldn’t wear a whole lot of those dresses with the really high slits. I just wouldn’t. Honestly, Tyra, you are still a very beautiful woman, but play down the legs. Play them down. For good measure, America Ferrera, doing it (almost) right. Prop up the [...]

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Soooo Cute!!!

The Olsen girls at Paris Fashion Week. They are there to debut their new fashion line (!!!), after which Ashley plans to host some manner of Wiccan chanting circle, and Mary-Kate’s gonna try to pick herself up some broads.

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Oh, Jason Wahler! There You Are!

I was wondering what had happened to you. You haven’t been on our radar for months, so I figured you were probably in jail. I was close: you were in North Carolina. Wahler, age 20, was busted in a raid on underage drinkers at a North Carolina night club this weekend. Wahler lied about his [...]

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On Second Thought, Bend it a Little More Carefully Than Beckham

David Beckham injured the internal lateral ligament of his right knee during Real Madrid’s match on Sunday. His coach says the injury “is serious.” Hopefully David has time to heal and be back in full form when he moves to L.A. to become a big movie star play for the Los Angeles Galaxy in June.

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Monday Morning Music

Today I am featuring John Legend. He has created quite a lot of buzz in the past year and for some odd reason I never checked out his music. I recently downloaded this song, “Used to Love U” and I have been obsessed. A friend of mine invited me to his concert a couple summers [...]

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Liz Hurley Married!

Supermodel Liz Hurley married super rich dude Arun Nayar on Friday. The secret wedding took place a day earlier than expected, at a castle in England. They are still planning to hold a big-ass reception party tonight.

Posted 03 March 2007 † Celeb Scanner § Celebrity News ‡ Comments (0) ° Tagged: , , ,