If Paris could read, I'm sure she'd realize just how silly it looks that she's wearing a t-shirt with her name on it. Oh, I'm so whimsical--thinking that she's capable of feeling emotions like "shame" and ... well, anything that involves a basic understanding of how she's perceived by anyone that isn't herself.
Now, Paris is spewing more silly shit. She's talking to People magazine about her desire for a white wedding saying of her boyfriend of three months, Benji Madden, "He wants to [get hitched]." Paris added, "I'd wear a beautiful white dress ... probably Dolce & Gabbana."
I hope she also decides to get married in a church, so that the likelihood of her getting struck down by lightning rises exponentially.
More photos of Paris Hilton and Benji Madden in London are after the jump.
Photos: WENN