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Posted: January 14th, 2008, 5:13pm CST by Spicy Pants

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Katie Holmes is turning into Carol Channing (DL)

Kat McPhee, those boobs are SO 2006 (DSF)

Jessica Biel’s mouth looks like a swollen vagina (BST)

Getting naked for strays (BS)

Paris Hilton falls down, haha (CWS)

Lindsay Lohan screws dude #248 (DS)

Ashlee Simpson dyes her hair red (Y!)

Awwwhhh… (A!)

There’s a new Terminator movie in the works (CP)

Elijah Woods looks like Thema from Scooby Doo…but wiht a beard (EBG)

The nastiest, sluttiest ho on ‘Rock of Love 2′ (DL)

Write to Dear Buster with your problems and all of your wildest dreams will come true (DB)

Naked chef to cut up corpse of a man who ate himself to death (GW)

Shanna Moakler does Maxim (GB)

Pam Anderson runs back to Tommy Lee like she always does (GS)

Mary J Blige, Timbaland and 50 Cent all steroid users? (TB)

Clay Aiken is so gangsta (HC)

‘Rock of Love 2′ episode recap (FC)

Matthew McConaughey lost his virginity at 15 - with me, he’s just too sweet to say so (POTP)

Emily Blunt is turned on by Tom Hanks (GH)

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Britney’s Custody Hearing in a Nutshell

Posted: January 14th, 2008, 5:12pm CST by Spicy Pants

Tags: Celebrity Exes

All morning long the buzz was - would Britney Spears show up to her custody hearing? Same story different day.

Kevin Federline was seen arriving to court shortly after 9AM. He wore a pinstriped suit and sported a faux-hawk. Britney ended up finally showing up at 1:15PM, and of course there was drama. When Britney got out of her car she was surrounded by photographers. After screaming at them and throwing a fit she got back into her car and drove off. She might show up again later today, or possibly tomorrow as the hearing will continue then.

Of course those whack job photographers trailed shortly behind her, following her to ‘The Little Brown Church’ in the San Fernando Valley. The asshole paps couldn’t even let her pray in peace. The entourage followed her in. Britney simply sat down then got up and left.
Jenna Jameson: “I’ll Never Spread My Legs for Porn Again!”

Posted: January 14th, 2008, 3:11pm CST by Spicy Pants

Tags: Thats Hollywood

Jenna Jameson announced that she is retiring from the porn business at the Adult Video News Awards this weekend in Vegas.

Many in the industry are disappointed that the porn icon is done making films. Jenna has won more than 20 adult entertainment awards and is one of the world’s most recognized porn stars in the world.

Jameson, who is in a serious relationship with UFC fighter and trainer, Tito Ortiz, told the audience at the awards show, “Honesty is key - and I will never ever ever spread my legs in this industry EVER!” That pissed off some people at the event and Jenna was booed. Her colleagues felt Jenna acted as though she was ‘above the industry’ that got her where she is today.

Good for her! Screw those loser, junky porn stars who booed her. Jenna doesn’t need to spread her legs these days. I would think it was awkward if she DID stay in porn, being as she and Tito are so serious.

Props to her for having the balls to stand up and say it!

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Who’s Nippin’ Out?

Posted: January 14th, 2008, 1:31pm CST by Spicy Pants

Tags: Weird Bodyparts

Can you guess the celebrity who could cut glass with his nipples?

Find out who it is after the cut!

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Tiffany Pollard a.k.a. ‘New York’ Sex Tape?

Posted: January 14th, 2008, 1:04pm CST by Spicy Pants

Tags: Celebrity Sluts

A supposed sex tape of ‘New York’ has leaked on the internet and now all the discussion is - is it really her?

I watched it and I do think it’s legit. I mean, there aren’t many people out there who you can mistake for that hooker. The titties, the weave, the man face - it all matches up.

Check out the nastiness here. I refuse to embed that sh*t. (original video was removed but I found another link)

Enjoy your lunch!
Sausage Links

Posted: January 14th, 2008, 9:00am CST by Spicy Pants

Tags: Spicy Links

What a skank! (BST)

Vivica A. Fox looks…weird (DL)

Britney, the sad clown (NCB)

Jenna Jameson does the catwalk (TB)

Rihanna nipple slip (CR)

Ali Bastian in a thong bikini (DSF)

Drew Barrymore causes bar fight (Y!)

Sharon Stone says everyone is bisexual (ABH)

Glen Close’s Got Milk? ad freaks me out (PB)

Beyonce cameltoe (ND)

Tons of celeb pics (UMC)

Lots of gossip! (WS)
Catching Up With Britney

Posted: January 14th, 2008, 8:35am CST by Spicy Pants

Tags: Crazies
It’s almost impossible to keep up with Britney Spears and her bizarre behavior. Every day there are multiple stories about her! This weekend is no different than any other.

Here is what’s going on with the trainwreck because I am sick of writing about her:
- Britney returned home from Mexico with her paps boyfriend, Adnan. The two then went car shopping, and Britney wore the dress she wore at her reception after marrying Kevin Federline. Nice. (BB)
- Is Britney considering marrying Adnan? Those are the rumors. They’re saying she is even thinking about converting to Islam. (HBW)
- Other reports suggest Britney wants a Scientology ceremony (PD)
- Adnan has reportedly moved in with Britney. X17 is jealous of course. (AIW)
- Janice Dickinson says if she were Britney’s mom she would slap the living sh*t out of her. Adds that Lynne Spears should be jailed. (BN)
- Everyone is wondering if Britney will attend todays hearing. Chances are she won’t. She will likely lose the kids until the April hearing is she fails to show. (TMZ)
- The Sheriff’s department has had it with Britney and her diva behavior, so they are refusing to asssist her if she shows up for court. They say Britney has been totally uncooperative in the past. Brit will have to find her own parking and make her way through the media on her own. (TMZ)
Britney, the Ticking Time Bomb by PrettyontheOutside.com
Flashback 1983: Sting

Posted: January 14th, 2008, 8:13am CST by Spicy Pants

Tags: Sting

Wow, I didn’t realize Sting had gotten a nose job in the past. He had quite a bulbous schnauz going on there!

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Juicy Blind Items

Posted: January 14th, 2008, 7:55am CST by Spicy Pants

Tags: blind items
From Crazy Days & Nights:
- As tax season slowly trickles in, I am hearing from our accountant more, and hopefully the stuff will be as good as last year. Seems that there is this recently married male singer who is running a call girl ring. Our singer has ten condos leased in three different cities all under a corporate name. Checks go out to the leasing companies for the condos, and each day the accountant is getting money orders from people living in each of the condos. Now, I guess the tenants could be paying daily rent, but since the average amount sent in each day is $3000, that would be some expensive rent.
- Which spouse of a Presidential candidate is having an affair? (Not Bill. Would that really even be a shocker anyway?)
- Which married A list television actor was kissing his girlfriend at a supermarket last week, when he felt a tap on his shoulder and turned around to see it was his in-laws.
From Page Six:
- Which political candidate showed extreme bad judgment in the woman he picked to have an extramarital affair with? The New Age hippie, who friends say “mooches off other people and sleeps on their couches because she doesn’t believe in money,” tells anyone who will listen about her fling with the good-looking guy. She recently walked up to a Page Six pal she’d just met and said, “Oh, I’m so stressed out. I’ve been having an affair with [a candidate].”
From Ted Casablanca:
- Ellen DeGeneres’ canine catastrophe is chopped liver compared to today’s blind job. First off, our source is one of the myriad personal employees reporting to one ‘Slurpa Pop-Off’, the bitch who serviced that dude in the bathroom of that Sunset Strip eatery, if you remember, and we’re sure you do.
  Now, many times our lady of the Slurpa has brought a brand-new pooch home as a new pet, which she fawns all over until it dawns on the dummy she’s now in charge of a living, breathing animal—and not a stuffed Pound Puppy. And, gosh, responsibility is not our go-to girl’s strong suit. Therefore, upon leaving her house, she often locks these pups in one of her many closets, supposedly to prevent them from making messies all over her expensive pad.
  But, uh, sometimes SPO would be gone for hours…days…weeks…and not tell anybody about the dog in its wardrobe dungeon. The animal’s existence would simply slip from her mind! Oh, doesn’t that happen to everybody? While cleaning the house, Pop-Off’s staff have—reportedly more than once—opened a closet to discover a tiny, dead dog.
  Beyond hideous. I swear, I may have to out this bitch. But Pop-Off’s employees just may have beaten moi to the punch, as animal services have been alerted.
  And just why the hell is this woman still allowed to purchase pooches? Please neuter and spay your pets, otherwise their offspring might one day meet their maker in Slurpa’s closet captivity.
Eva Longoria Feels Good About Suing X17

Posted: January 14th, 2008, 7:36am CST by Spicy Pants

Tags: tony parker

Eva Longoria and Tony Parker are suing paparazzi photo agency X17 after they reported that Tony cheated on her with a model he met at the couple’s wedding.

Longoria says the whole ordeal upset her and she feels completely justified taking it to court.

She says, “It’s easy when things aren’t true. This is the first time Tony and I have had to sue someone over something. It was just so far-fetched and so false.”

Eva adds that despite reports she and Parker are on the rocks, her husband is even more romantic now that they are married. “He plans a lot of surprises. He’s been planning my birthday, which is in March, for the past six months. And he has our first year anniversary gift already.”

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