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Lindsay Lohan’s thighs rub together when she walks (DSF)
Anna Kournikova makes an appearance (BST)
Proof that everyone in Hollywood has the same nose (CR)
George Clooney’s girlfriend is a real wild child! (TB)
Gisele isn’t that hot anyhow, butterface (EBG)
Britney probably showed her dentist her vag (DSF)
Heath Ledger’s death certificate (ET)
Remy Ma is some dumb ghetto bitch (GB)
Britney Spears gets her colon cleansed (Y!)
Hair helmet! (CH)
John Mayer talks about MySpace whores (WMB)
Billy Zane used to be so hot! (PB)
Poison drummer arrested on rape warrant (CWS)
Look who’s out of rehab (POTP)
Ashlee Simpson to design clothes for Wet Seal (HBW)
X files 3 trailer (GH)
What is Janice Dickinson hiding in her boobs? (DSF)
Sorry for the lack of posts, I am meeting with the tax man (yay.) today among other things. Here’s what’s going on today… Enjoy ~ See you Monday.

By the way, here are the winners of yesterday’s Skater Socks contest!
Stephanie F. of Lebanon, PA
Flannery H. of Mentor, OH
Cindy M. of Abilene, TX
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Congratulations! Thanks to everyone who entered the contests this month! It was a HUGE success thanks to you, and so we are doing it again next month! That’s right, 24 more pairs of Skater Socks in new colors! Head over to SkaterSocks.com and buy some for yourself anyway! They are totally affordable and I guarantee you will find them in every color you could possibly want.
BTW: If you won this month - you can enter again next month. (Johannah, you were wondering!)
Stay tuned - you know you wants some!
Lindsay Lohan is set to star in a film about murderous cult leader Charles Manson and his devout followers.
Lohan has been cast in role of Nancy Pitman, one of Manson’s devotees. Brad Wyman, the film’s producer, confirmed the news saying, “Yes, I am doing it with Lindsay.” Who isn’t pal? Heh.
Crazy bitch to play a crazy bitch. Perfect casting. Now if only they could get Britney Spears, Amy Winehouse and say..Steve-O to play other cult members, then I’d really be impressed.

Paris Hilton continued to infect the world in Turkey where she attended and judged the Miss Turkey 2008 contest in Istanbul.
Paris was led onstage by a belly dancer who invited Paris to dance with her. The only problem is that Paris can’t dance - let alone belly dance.
Paris strutted around the stage with that dumb look on her face that just screams, “I’m so hot.”
When the dancer tried to show her some moves Paris was completely off beat and just continued on with her sultry ‘come-f*ck-me’ dance.
The only decent thing I can say is that the skank had a nice dress.

Did you like Kimberly Locke’s dress on American Idol this week?
Well, even if you didn’t you can still bid on the one-of-a-kind Christian Siriano dress that she wore to help out some kids who could use it. Visit www. clothesoffourback. org — proceeds from the gown will go to Camp Heartland for children with AIDS and HIV.
I decided to give the LAST THREE PAIRS away TODAY!
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WIN a pair of HOT & SEXY old school skater socks!
*Great News! Due to the overwhelming response we got from you all this month, we will be giving Skater Socks away NEXT month too! New colors! Ladies, tell your friends! Guys, WIN them for your girlfriends! Hardly ANY guys entered this month. Trust me, your woman would look HOT in these!
**Please follow directions to a tee, you must have a correct entry to win!**
How to Win:
1) Drop Spicy an email with the subject ‘SKATERSOCKS.COM‘
2) Include your full name and address in case you win
3) Fill in the blank: “Striped tube Socks became popular in _____ around the late 1960’s.”
Find the answer at SkaterSocks.com!
Good luck!

3 winners will win a pair (random, colors above) of their very own 22″ striped knee-high Skater Socks! Winners will be chosen from correct entries and announced on Celebrity Smack on FRIDAY, March 28th.
*One entry per person, per contest - multiple entries will be disqualified, contest open to U.S. residents only. Sock color will be chosen randomly, please no requests for specific colors!
Wednesday’s Winners!
Didn’t win? We will run this contest multiple times between March 10-31st every weekday at random!
Geeze, Is Pammy all coked up or what?
She can hardly hold still, has the attention span on a four year-old, and damn, she looks rough!
Anyhow, if you watch the video you’ll see that at 3:47 the conversation turns bizarre as Pamela finds a very interesting way to get off the subject of her ex-husband Rick Salomon…
Craig Ferguson: I was going to say, how have you been this week, alright?
Pamela Anderson: Very good, very good, oh what, are you..oh, I see what you’re getting at.
CF: No, no, I’m not getting at..
PA: It takes me awhile. No, I’m single.. You know when you gave me your number I should have called you
CF: Yeah you should have. Yeah yeah yeah..
PA: No , I’m kidding, I’m kidding..
CF: You should have called me!
PA: I know, I know. But then I went to Vegas.. and you’re sober…it wouldn’t work. *
CF: You could have given it a chance
PA: “It might have been a good idea looking back..”
Yeah, a sober guy who probably smells good and has his sh*t together. She’ll never end up with someone like that!

*= Craig has been sober since 1992
Girls Aloud upskirt (DSF)
How much would Eliott Spitzer pay for Mariah Carey? (BST)
Funniest ‘Caption That’ ever (DL)
Duffy’s new video (ABH)
Awesome mugshots (CR)
The Olsen twins are fighting over money (PB)
Heidi Montag is looking for ___. (DL)
Penelope Cruz bikini (TB)
What Amy Winehouse’s future holds.. (D3)
Paris Hilton’s pizza boy is still around town (EBG)
Heather Mills doesn’t think $50M is enough (DS)
Brooke Hogan in bikini on set of her new reality show (HBW)
Jodie Foster all covered up at the beach (DSF)
All today’s HOT gossip! (WS)
It’s been three weeks since Brooke Burke and fiancé David Charvet’s son was born and the child is still unnamed.
It seems the couple can’t agree on a name and negotiations have been slow going.
Burke told People magazine, “We’ve waiting our whole life for a son, and we haven’t named him. He did leave the hospital without the birth certificate. I know that’s terrible! We’re really, really close [to naming him]. We’ve agreed on the first and the last, and we’re still fighting on the middle.”
The couple have a 1 year-old daughter, Rain, and Brooke has two girls from a previous marriage, Neriah, 7, and Sierra, 5.
Burke admits being a mom isn’t easy. “Going from two to three was easy. Going from three to four, a whole other world We’re so sleep-deprived right now, we can both barely see straight.”

“I haven’t quite got back to my pre-baby weight yet, but I’m loving my body right now. My husband loves my cleavage in particular! I’ve just got back into the gym and I’m doing some boxing and weights. I want to be totally back in shape for when I start putting out my next record.”
- Christina Aguilera is working on getting her pre-baby body back but she and husband Jordan are happy with the way she looks in the meantime.

Just after Britney Spears scored huge ratings on the sitcom, ‘How I Met Your Mother‘,it’s rumored that she may be making an appearance at the Kids Choice Awards on March 29th.
A source tells OK! magazine, “It’s supposed to be top-secret, but everyone is already buzzing about it. Her sister, Jamie Lynn, made such a splash at the event last year, Brit knows that she’ll get as much if not more attention if she shows up this year.”
At least she won’t be performing..

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1 winners will win a pair (random, colors above) of their very own 22″ striped knee-high Skater Socks! Winner will be chosen from correct entries and announced on Celebrity Smack on WEDNESDAY, March 26th.
*One entry per person, per contest - multiple entries will be disqualified, contest open to U.S. residents only. Sock color will be chosen randomly, please no requests for specific colors!
Monday’s Winners!
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Jamie Lynn Spears has no idea what life is all about.
I remember when I was 16, I thought I wanted kids and to be married by like, 23. Because that was sooo far away. Heh. Thank God I never had any kids, and I didn’t marry until I was 31. My point? You change a lot from your teen years to your 30s. A lot.
So Jamie Lynn is reportedly engaged to Casey Aldridge, who probably isn’t even the baby’s dad. The poor kid has probably been drug into all this after some loose zippered Nickelodeon Exec impregnated her. I wonder how much Casey is getting paid off to take the fall?
Anyhow, Jamie’s been sporting a new ring and has been showing it off to friends. She must feel so grown up. Big sister Britney must be so proud.
I hear Jamie’s hoping for a baby girl so she, Sean and Jayden can all have babies together. You know, keeping those blood lines pure, y’all.

By now I’m sure you have heard Heidi Montag’s new single ‘No More’, the lovely follow up to the much mocked & talked about, ‘Higher’.
Once again Heidi’s voice is heavily doctored and made to sound like a synthesizer. (I guess it’s called a vocoder.) After reading a little bit about what this machine does, it’s apparent that it’s the one doing most of the singing. But unfortunately it’s using her voice to do it.
Come on SNL, invite this bitch on then miraculously have an Ashlee Simpson malfunction! Ratings, people, ratings!
Anyhow, in case you haven’t already, go listen to the crap. You can’t talk sh*t about it unless you’ve heard it.. Heh.
I can’t wait for the video.

Lindsay Lohan’s lesbian pizza party (DSF)
Kate Beckinsale in Malibu (UMC)
Hilary Duff trying to bring moccasins back (BST)
That isn;t Britney Spears singing (TB)
The first rule of the pillow fight club is… (ABH)
Denise Richards rids herself of Charlie tattoo and self-worth (BB)
Disco Lies (PB)
Simon Cowell’s got a lot of chins (D3)
More pics of Miley Cyrus looking like Lohan (EB)
JK Rowling admits to suicidal thoughts (POTP)
Billy Joel has a hot wife (RC)
Arnold Schwarzenegger fires Clint Eastwood (GB)
Ashton and Demi out and about (CWS)
Carmen Electra is madly in love..again (GS)
Mickey Rourkenstein (CR)
Video of new James Bond girl (GW)
Justin Timberlake forks out some cash (DS)
Owen Wilson and Kate Hudson faking their romance? (HBW)
Tara Reid is a good drunk (DSF)
Heidi Montag the feminist…heh (CH)
Kim Kardashian’s Bentley baby got back (CP)
Today’s gossip headlines (WS)
Priscilla Presley is the victim of man claiming to be a doctor who injected her with a low-grade silicone rather than the ‘better than botox’ injection he claimed.
Dr. Daniel Serrano was in his prime around 2003 when he convinced the likes of Shawn King, Larry’s wife, and Diane Richie, Lionel’s wife at the time, that he had smuggled the non-FDA approved miracle concoction from Argentina. He claimed that it would work even better than Hollywood’s beloved botox. So how could they resist?
Apparently the women were so excited about it that they threw injection parties at their homes. They were charged between $300-500 per session. Dr. Serrano is not licensed to practice in the United States.
Come to find out what he was actually injecting into these women’s faces was an “industrial, low-grade silicone” said to be “similar to what’s used to lubricate auto parts in Argentina. ”
Shawn King claims the treatments left her with an uncomfortable lump in her lip that makes it difficult to talk or drink. Others had lumps or “holes” left in their faces.
Serrano has been dubbed Dr. Jiffy Lube by the media. He has been indicted and convicted of drug smuggling, and conspiracy to use unapproved drugs. Last week he was released and is currently being investigated by federal immigration officials. With any luck he’ll be deported.
At least she has an excuse for looking the way she does.
Check out Priscilla back in the day, (between 1968-1975) when her beauty was purely natural..

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You knew this was going to happen, it’s only surprising it didn’t happen sooner.
A lawsuit has been filed in Pinellas County, Florida by the parents of John Graziano against Hulk Hogan after their son was left in a vegetative state following a crash in which Hulk’s son Nick Hogan had been street racing.
The suit says Hulk (Terry Bollea) knew his son liked to race and was aware that he had been drinking before the accident. It also names Hogan’s estranged wife, Linda Bollea, Nick Bollea and Daniel Jacobs, the driver of the car they were racing against, as defendants.
No monetary damages are mentioned but the family states that it may take millions of dollars to care for John for the remainder of his life.
George Tregos, attorney for Graziano’s parents said at a news conference, “He never will be fully the John he was before.”
Another attorney for the family adds that they were appalled after the Hogans, minus Hulk, visited John on Valentine’s Day. Sure they brought gifts, but they also brought photographers who snapped photos that were then published on celebrity gossip sites.
“We believe that it was a total PR stunt,” Kimberley Kohn told the St. Petersburg Times.
However, an attorney for the Hogans disputes those claims.
“The Bollea family has been visiting John for the last seven or eight months, and there’s been no PR about it whatsoever,” Morris “Sandy” Weinberg Jr., insisted. “It’s a bunch of nonsense to suggest their visits to John are a PR stunt. That’s crazy.”
Tell me, why else would they bring photographers? Is there any other reason besides PR?
And whatever happened to the reports that Hulk may have bought Nick and friends alcohol before the accident? I haven’t heard anything new about that, but hope if it’s true it comes out. It’s called accepting responsibilty for your actions, Mr. Hogan.
This might just be one mess this family can’t buy their way out of.

Pamela Anderson and Rick Salomon’s short lived marriage was annulled on the grounds of fraud Monday.
Both parties had filed papers seeking an annulment and both cited ‘fraud’ as the reason. Neither one has disclosed the specifics, which has left everyone guessing as to what the deception was. The couple were married in October and split by December.
So Pam’s been hanging out with ex-hubby Tommy again. That’s what she always does, runs back to Tommy and they probably pork the hep out of each other. Heh.
Anyhow, it’s only a matter of time before Pammy falls madly in ‘love’ again. I mean, it’s only Tuesday..

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**Please follow directions to a tee, you must have a correct entry to win!**
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2) Include your full name and address in case you win
3) Fill in the blank:
- “We are your online source for the ______ line of Old School Striped Tube Socks”
Find the answer at SkaterSocks.com!

2 winners will win a pair (random, colors above) of their very own 22″ striped knee-high Skater Socks! Winners will be chosen from correct entries and announced on Celebrity Smack on MONDAY, March 24th.
*One entry per person, per contest - multiple entries will be disqualified, contest open to U.S. residents only. Sock color will be chosen randomly, please no requests for specific colors!
Thursday’s Winners!
Didn’t win? We will run this contest multiple times between March 10-31st every weekday at random!
After discussing his sexuality earlier this week with Spin magazine, the press made a big deal saying Michael Stipe was officially admitting that he was gay.
However, Michael figured that people should have figured it out for themselves. He says he never tried to hide it.
“It was super complicated for me in the ’80s. I was totally open with the band and my family and my friends and certainly the people I was sleeping with. I thought it was pretty obvious.”
Oh, it was!
So after the media’s big fuss, Stipe decided to make this cheeky video, and I love it.
Awwhhh… I just love these two together. You just know they’re going to get hitched.
It seems the romance is still going strong between Jenny McCarthy and Jim Carrey. Jenny recently took Jim to her hometown Chicago where she showed him around town and took him to visit her childhood home.
The funny couple went up to the doorstep and asked if they could come inside and revisit some old memories. The current owners of the home, who didn’t know who Jenny and Jim were, allowed them inside.
Jenny shared special moments she had in the house. She says, “I took him in my old bedroom, my basement - where I had my first kiss from my first boyfriend.”

Mom or not, Christina Aguilera still wears the makeup of a tramp (DSF)
Adriana Lima is a hot little tamale (BST)
Jessica Alba hot in GQ Mexico, aye, aye, aye! (UMC)
Clips of Britney Spears on “How I Met Your Mother’ (DL)
Holy WTF! (CR)
The runaway bride’s ex-fiance got remarried (ABH)
Incredibly shrinking celebrities (HBW)
Which celeb got a star on the Hollywood Walk of Fame? (PB)
Vogue is racist? (TB)
This is how Mariah Carey describes herself (HM)
Anne Hathaway has a gay brother (POTP)
Today’s hot gossip headlines! (WS)
Dr. Drew Pinksky at the Los Angeles premiere of ‘The Hammer‘ - 3/19
Isn’t Dr. Drew the hottness? The older he gets the finer he looks. And did you see him in a short sleeve t-shirt on ‘Celebrity Rehab‘? Wow, he may be 49, but he has quite the body!
Interesting Facts About Dr. Drew:
IMDB/Wikipedia
High-maintenance bitch Kimora Lee Simmons wants to have her dead dog’s ashes turned into a diamond.
Her 18 year-old dog, Zoe, recently died so Kimora wants to have the ashes tuned into something she can wear. It’s all about the accessories, baby.
She told People magazine, “You have to grieve. It’s okay to take time and say this meant something to