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  Quickies Redux

  Posted: July 31st, 2008, 6:00pm CDT by Nick

  Tags:  Afternoon Links  

  
  Lindsay Lohan and Samantha Ronson out and about in L.A. (7/30)

  + I believe this color is called “jailbait yellow” [Just Jared]

  + Kendra Wilkinson has a golfing upskirt [Drunken Stepfather]
  + More Bar Refaeli bikini pics [Egotastic!]
  + Pam Anderson’s boobs are trying to escape [F-Listed]
  + Rosie O’Donnell quit blogging [ICYDK]

  + Got curves? Rosario Dawson does [Popoholic]
  + Alejandra Maglietti pics can get you fired [Horny Oyster]
  + Ludacris tries to help Barack Obama, fails [Bossip]
  + Elizabeth Taylor on her death bead? [Seriously? OMG! WTF?]

  

  

  

  [Flynet]

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  Conservatorship extended

  Posted: July 31st, 2008, 3:30pm CDT by Nick

  Tags:  Britney Spears  

  
  Always on the lookout for a value, that Jamie Spears

  An L.A. judge today extended Jamie Spears’ control over his daughter Britney until the rest of the year. Jamie’s pretty much been running shit in Britney’s life since early February. A source close to the family told People:

  “The extension of the conservatorship was at the request and suggestion of Britney’s doctors. They’ve indicated she’s made great improvement, but it’s a work in progress. Jamie Spears doesn’t want the conservatorship to last a day longer than the doctors recommend.” (Source)

  Obviously this a huge blow to Jamie. Coon hunting season starts in just a few weeks and I have it on good authority that Jamie was reckonin’ to bag him a ten-pounder.

  [BauerGriffinOnline]

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  Jesse McCartney had fun

  Posted: July 31st, 2008, 3:00pm CDT by Nick

  Tags:  Jesse McCartney  

  
  Jesse McCartney leaving Coco De Ville (7/30)

  Jesse McCartney was photographed with a mysterious white powder on his pants while leaving Coco De Ville nightclub last night. Some out there are trying to say it’s cocaine but, c’mon, everyone knows that stuff is illegal. I think it’s powdered sugar. He has such a sweet tooth!

  

  [Pacific Coast News]

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  Kim Kardashian already planning her wedding

  Posted: July 31st, 2008, 2:30pm CDT by Nick

  Tags:  Kim Kardashian  

  
  Kim Kardashian already planning her wedding to Reggie Bush

  Even though her boyfriend Reggie hasn’t technically asked her to get married yet, Kim Kardashian is already planning their wedding. Note to Reggie Bush: RUUUUUUUUUUUUUUN! Kim told In Touch Weekly:

  “I was in Vegas last weekend for a bachelorette party and saw how hectic it is to plan a wedding, so I’ve decided to start planning mine before being asked!”

  A close friend of the couple, who have been dating for more than a year, reveals that Kim, 27, and Reggie, 23, will eventually tie the knot. “They’re in love, but football practice is starting — so no wedding bells for at least six months to a year.” Reggie would be Kim’s second husband: she was wed to Damon Thomas from 2000–04.

  This is just wishful thinking on Kim’s part. Professional athletes don’t get married, they get paternity tests. Besides, if Kim does end up getting married, she’s gonna have a hard time finding a wedding dress with a train long enough to cover her ass. At least I’ll know the perfect wedding gift to send them when their big day does come: a beautiful four-tiered urinal cake.

  

  

  [WENN]

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  Lunch with Jennifer Aniston

  Posted: July 31st, 2008, 1:15pm CDT by Nick

  Tags:  Jennifer aniston  

  
  Jennifer Aniston

  Jennifer Aniston leaving Barneys New York in Beverly Hills (7/30)

  

  

  

  [Flynet]

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  Seth Rogan loves to get high

  Posted: July 31st, 2008, 12:45pm CDT by Nick

  Tags:  seth rogan  

  
  Seth Rogan at Comic Con in San Diego (7/26)

  Seth Rogan almost got kicked out of the rooftop Maxim party at Comic Con last week when he got caught smoking marijuana cigarettes . . . reefers. From Page Six:

  Jovial actor Seth Rogan found out the hard way that just because it’s your premiere, doesn’t mean you can do anything you want. Rogan was at the Maxim party for his new flick, “Pineapple Express,” on the rooftop of the Solamar Hotel in San Diego where, spies said, he was smoking a funny-smelling hand-rolled cigarette. One onlooker said, “He was told to put it out immediately or leave.” (Source)

  The movie’s about stoners, so of course Seth Rogan was getting high — he had to promote the film! I just wish that porn stars promoted their movies in the same way. Besides, if you really want to chastise Seth for getting involved in something that kills brain cells, start with You, Me and Dupree.

  

  

  

  [WENN]

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  Ahhhhhhhhhhhhhh!

  Posted: July 31st, 2008, 11:45am CDT by Nick

  Tags:  NSFW  

  
  NSFW!

  Don’t click the picture. Just trust me dude, don’t click the picture.

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  Britney’s banging the help

  Posted: July 31st, 2008, 11:00am CDT by Nick

  Tags:  Britney Spears  

  
  Britney and Lee in Cabo San Lucas (7/27)

  That dude Britney Spears was photographed with on her trip to Mexico over the weekend? Turns out that’s her bodyguard Lee. Did I mention she’s also having sex with him? Because she’s also having sex with him. A source told The Sun:

  “He is her perfect type.”

  Has penis.

  “She loves guys who work out and he is in great shape from his days serving in the Israeli Army. He also has a few tattoos, which she loves.”

  He has a skull and crossbones on his ankle which Britney loves having long conversations with.

  “They’ve spent so much time together that one thing led to another and their relationship became physical. They are in Mexico together. They’ve been having a great time — Lee’s put a smile on her face.” (Source)

  Wow, this is just the 1992 smash-hit The Boydguard! Wait, did Whitney Houston ever attempt to fry a live chicken in that movie?

  

  

  

  [Splash News]

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  Rihanna is see through

  Posted: July 31st, 2008, 10:15am CDT by Nick

  Tags:  rihanna  

  
  Rihanna see through!

  So um, yeah, Rihanna? Probably should have worn a bra last night when she went clubbing in New York. See this is the one good thing I love about not being famous. I forget to wear articles of clothing all the time (pants normally) and I never get pictures taken of me . . . I mean besides the mugshot.

  

  

  [Splash News]

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  Jessica Alba does stuff

  Posted: July 31st, 2008, 9:20am CDT by Nick

  Tags:  Jessica alba  

  
  Jessica Alba is cold

  Jessica Alba and her awesome rack went to the gym in L.A. yesterday. Good god, can you imagine going to the same gym as Jessica Alba? I wouldn’t get anything done. I’d just be yelling at her the entire time, “Do more lunges! Mooooooore luuuuuuunges!” It’d be a lot like that comedy show Drew Carey used to host where they took suggestions from the audience except it’d be at the gym and I’d get slapped and most likely pepper-sprayed.

  

  

  [Splash News]

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  Amy Winehouse was drugged

  Posted: July 30th, 2008, 3:15pm CDT by Nick

  Tags:  Amy Winehouse  

  
  Amy Winehouse was drugged

  Amy Winehouse’s father Mitch is convinced that the reason his daughter was rushed to the hospital earlier this week is because somebody slipped an ecstasy pill into her drink. A source told UK tabloid The Sun:

  “Mitch is furious. He’s certain someone put E in Amy’s drink - and he’s determined to get to the bottom of it.”

  Of course someone slipped some ecstasy into her drink. Exclusive sources told Celebslam.com earlier today that London police have narrowed their investigation down to one subject: she’s 5′3″, 97 pounds, and answers to the name “Amy Winehouse.”

  The source continues:

  “He is convinced that one of her hangers-on was responsible and he’s waiting for a toxicology report to show what caused her to have a fit.” (Source)

  Wait, toxicology reports are normally printed out on paper, right? Yeah? Might want have a spare ink cartridge on hand for that one.

  

  

  [BauerGriffinOnline]

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  Paris and Britney have officially entered the political discourse

  Posted: July 30th, 2008, 2:15pm CDT by Nick

  Tags:  Barack Obama  

  
  Barack Obama compared to Paris Hilton and Britney Spears

  In his latest ad for the 2008 election, John McCain invokes the power of Paris and Britney. As the narrator calls Barack Obama “the biggest celebrity in the world,” two pictures of Paris and Britney are quickly flashed on the screen. Damn that is low. Barack, I just wanna let you know that I’m here for you (read: give me $$$$$$$$$). If John McCain wants to turn this election into a celebrity analogy attack fest, I’m your man. I’ve already started working on some new slogans (the last one’s particularly cruel):

  • John McCain: On key issues, he’s flip-flopped more times than Lindsay Lohan’s sexuality.

  • John McCain: The only thing older than him is the dried semen on Pam Anderson’s underwear.

  • John McCain: He fucked Paris Hilton. Twice.

  [www.youtube.com]

  Barack Obama is more famous than Paris and Britney

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  Lunch with Chris Noth

  Posted: July 30th, 2008, 1:45pm CDT by Nick

  Tags:  Chris Noth  

  
  Chris Noth

  Chris Noth filming an episode of Law & Order: Criminal Intent in New York’s East Village (7/29)

  

  

  

  [WENN]

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  SUMMER IS HERE, PART 95

  Posted: July 30th, 2008, 1:00pm CDT by Nick

  Tags:  bar Refael  

  
  Bar Refaeli bikini pics! (St. Tropez - 7/30)

  You know, from the right angle, I think an argument could be made that Bar Refaeli is fairly attractive.

  NOTE: 16 more Bar Refaeli bikini pics on PAGE 2 (CLICK HERE)

  

  

  

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  Don’t worry, Kevin’s OK

  Posted: July 30th, 2008, 12:15pm CDT by Nick

  Tags:  kevin federline  

  
  Kevin Federline at Trump National Golf Club in Rancho Palos Verdes (7/29)

  In the wake of the magnitude 5.4 earthquake that shook California yesterday, I’ve received literally thousands of emails from readers concerned about the health of Kevin Federline. Is he still able to golf? Can he still swing a club? Can he still drive a cart? Well don’t worry folks, Kevin made it through the tremor unscathed and was able to muster up the courage to pay $275 to play a round at Trump National Golf Club yesterday. Thank you Kevin, thank you for pulling us out of this disaster and showing us it’s OK to live again.

  

  

  

  [BauerGriffinOnline]

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  Special delivery for Amy Winehouse

  Posted: July 30th, 2008, 11:20am CDT by Nick

  Tags:  Amy Winehouse  

  
  A deliveryman outside Amy Winehouse’s home in London (7/30)

  Perk #5789 of being a celebrity: fresh blood delivered right to your door. I always have to wait in a long line at the pharmacy to get my fresh blood!

  

  

  [BauerGriffinOnline]

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  Ahhhhhhhhhhhhhh!

  Posted: July 30th, 2008, 11:00am CDT by Nick

  Tags:  NSFW  

  

  NSFW!

  Don’t click the picture. Just trust me dude, don’t click the picture.

  (more…)

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  Midnight T&A: Carmella DeCesare

  Posted: July 30th, 2008, 1:00am CDT by Nick

  Tags:  Carmella DeCesare  

  
  Carmella DeCesare

  American model Carmella DeCesare

  CLICK HERE to jump to 26 more Carmella DeCesare pics on PAGE 2

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  Quickies Redux

  Posted: July 29th, 2008, 6:00pm CDT by Nick

  Tags:  Afternoon Links  

  
  Kim Kardashian shopping at Rumor Boutique in Sherman Oaks (7/25)

  + Lifestyle condoms wants Miley Cyrus to be a spokesperson [Drunken Stepfather]

  + DUMB: Jennifer Lopez to be in a bank heist movie [Lossip]
  + Jenna Jameson is Looking Better [Egotastic!]
  + Michelle Marsh is naked in Loaded [Horny Oyster]
  + Kate Beckinsale is just plain beautiful [Newstoob]

  + Van Damme vs Segal: who’s ass would you rather kick? [Double Viking]
  + DUI accident ruled not Shia LeBeouf’s fault [ICYDK]
  + Denise Milani is your afternoon pick-me-up [F-Listed]
  + USC Song Girls are h-o-t [Busted Coverage]

  

  

  

  [Pacific Coast News]

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  Shia LeBeouf almost killed Adrian Grenier’s girlfriend

  Posted: July 29th, 2008, 4:45pm CDT by Nick

  Tags:  Adrian GRENIER  

  
  Adrian Grenier and Isabel Lucas

  Turns out the female passenger Shia LeBeouf was riding with when he flipped his truck early Sunday morning was Adrian Grenier’s girlfriend Isabel Lucas. Lucas knows LeBeouf through their recent work together in Transformers 2. From the New York Daily News:

  Sources say Lucas was riding shotgun with LaBeouf when he made a left turn on a red light and got broadsided in his Ford F150 around 2:45 Sunday morning in Los Angeles.

  The actor suffered hand injuries and was arrested for drunk driving. Lucas was admitted to Cedars-Sinai hospital for “minor head injuries” and later released. A rep for the film said that Lucas is fine and back on set filming.

  But the perky blonde is about to have another headache.

  We hear her boyfriend Adrian Grenier, who she began dating in February, is none too happy that his ladyfriend was partying with her handsome costar at 3 a.m. Grenier was testy when we asked him how Lucas was feeling post-crash, and refused to comment. (Source)

  I’m sure Adrian has nothing to worry about. So what if his girlfriend was with another guy at 3 in the morning? What’s the big deal if they were both drunk? And who cares if bystanders could only make out the top of Isabel’s head in Shia’s truc . . . ohhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh.

  

  [BauerGriffinOnline]

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  Ryan Seacrest attacked by shark

  Posted: July 29th, 2008, 3:30pm CDT by Nick

  Tags:  Ryan seacrest  

  
  Seacrest Out Ouch!

  That might be the strangest headline of the year. But it’s true. Seacrest was “attacked” by a shark over the weekend in Mexico. From the New York Post:

  The “American Idol” host was swimming in the Pacific Ocean in front of LG Villa Cabo in Mexico on Sunday when a sand shark swam by and chomped his toe. “He didn’t know what it was for a minute - he thought it was a stick,” said one spy. “He had no time to be scared. He saw it swim away, he got out, took aspirin and called it a day.” (Source)

  I’m not buying it — it’s a well documented fact that sharks only eat meat, not fruit. For future reference, if you are ever attacked by a shark, hit it in the nose with your fist . . . or as in Ryan’s case, with your absolutely gorgeous Louis Vuitton Epi Leather Handbag.

  

  

  [Pacific Coast News]

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  SUMMER IS HERE, PART 93

  Posted: July 29th, 2008, 2:45pm CDT by Nick

  Tags:  Paulina Rubio  

  
  Paulina Rubio bikini pics! (Ibiza - 7/25)

  I guess this chick is big in Mexico or something. Also big in Mexico? Dysentery.

  NOTE: In case you’re wondering, even though I live 100 miles from the epicenter, yes I felt the earthquake (turn on the news). My chair shook slightly. I barely screamed. I’m a fucking rock.

  

  

  

  [Flynet]

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  Lunch with Stacy Keibler

  Posted: July 29th, 2008, 1:45pm CDT by Nick

  Tags:  Stacy Keibler  

  
  Stacy Keibler

  Stacy Keibler walking to her gym in L.A. (7/28)

  

  

  

  [Flynet, WENN]

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  Johnny Depp is angry

  Posted: July 29th, 2008, 12:40pm CDT by Nick

  Tags:  johnny depp  

  
  Johnny Depp flipping the bird at the airport in Nice, France (7/28)

  You know what the most fucked up thing about this picture is? Johnny’s not flipping off the paparazzi — he’s flipping off a young boy in a wheelchair behind the paparazzi. It’s true. It’s a dirty little industry secret that Johnny hates the handicapped with a passion . . . OK I probably made that up. The homeless on the other hand . . .

  

  

  [BauerGriffinOnline]

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  Denise Richards wants a ratings-boosting court battle with Charlie Sheen

  Posted: July 29th, 2008, 8:15am CDT by Nick

  Tags:  Charlie Sheen  

  
  Denise Richards is throwing mud

  Denise Richards is willing to do anything to boost the ratings of her fledgling reality show Denise Richards: It’s Complicated, including accusing her ex-husband Charlie Sheen of molesting their children. Denise levied the charges against Charlie last week in court, though his lawyer got the so-called “evidence” dismissed. A source told the New York Post:

  “Denise’s accusations were vile. She was basically trying to say Charlie [manipulated] the kids and acted inappropriately with them. It’s disgusting and totally untrue. Charlie is furious . . . Denise has really pushed it too far this time. She came after Charlie because the ratings on her E! reality show [’It’s Complicated’] have tanked and they were threatening not to renew. She thinks a court battle would be good for ratings so she wants all overnight visits with the girls ceased, and monitored visits with her nanny. She invited the media circus to the hearing and even wanted reporters in the judge’s chambers - which wasn’t allowed. It’s ridiculous. [Sheen is] out to prove Denise’s lack of veracity and sue her in civil court for defamation. Then he’ll sue for child custody.” (Source)

  Is there anything this bitch won’t do for attention? Take her clothes off in a movie: check. Sell out her kids for publicity: check. Sleep with her friend’s overweight husband: check. Sadly the only gimmick Denise hasn’t orchestrated yet to get her name in the headlines is the one thing we all want her do anyway: overdose.