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  Manny’s Shipping out of Boston..wtf!

  Posted: July 31st, 2008, 9:49pm CDT by Celebrity Gossip Blog

  Tags:  Madonna  

   

  And like every MLB player…money comes before the game.  (Unless you’re A-Rod..then you want sexy time with Madonna before the game)

  Manny Ramirez joined the dark side on Thursday.  No no, he did not join the Yankees…that would be like joining shit. He joined piss instead- Dodgers.  What the f*** was he thinking?  Many a Boston Red Sox Fan is taking off their cap and slamming it on the ground and bursting into tears….

  “During my years here I’ve seen how they [the Red Sox] have mistreated other great players when they didn’t want them to try to turn the fans against them,” Ramirez said in an interview with ESPNdeportes.com

  “The Red Sox did the same with guys like Nomar Garciaparra and Pedro Martinez, and now they do the same with me. Their goal is to paint me as the bad guy,” Ramirez added. “I love Boston fans, but the Red Sox don’t deserve me. I’m not talking about money. Mental peace has no price and I don’t have peace here.”

  Holy hell.  He just dissed the Red Sox. What the eff are we going to do now? Mayhem I tell you, mayhem.  So Jason Bay is going to step into the picture..let’s see what he’s capable of.  And stop bitching Manny, the Red Sox made your ass…(no not the Cleveland Indians).

  This makes me mad and all… but what breaks my heart is Big Papi crying.  I love you!!!

  
  
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  Oh my Ew

  Posted: July 31st, 2008, 9:43am CDT by Celebrity Pictures Blog

  Tags:  Jessica Simpson  

  

  Why is this girl on the cover of Elle?

  What is this crappy cover? That doesn’t even look like her…then again who’d want the real Jessica Simpson? Here’s an idiotic quote:

  On her life changing incident:
  “I was singing ‘9 to 5’ and I choked and forgot the words in front of the president and in front of Dolly Parton, who’s like the president to me. And the last time I sang in front of the president , I had messed up the lyrics to ‘God Bless America’ so its kind of a thing I have with George W. Anyway, I broke down and said I’m sorry in front of the whole audience. My dad was there. I looked him in the face and said, ‘I will never sing again.”

  Dolly Parton? Are you shitting me? She’s probably the only country singer you know Jessica.

  On her rocky love life:
  “I was going through a lot of pain. I didn’t try anything to change my life other than dating different types of guys and conforming to their worlds. I thought I had to be artsier, more intellectual.”

  You thought wrong…wait..you think? Your micro-sized cerebrum actually allows you to think? Jessica Simpson is just a washed up pair of torn jeans in the back of my closet…

  
  
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  Obama is Britney and Paris?

  Posted: July 31st, 2008, 9:25am CDT by Celebrity Pictures Blog

  Tags:  Primitive rubbish people  

   

  LMAO! Have you seen THIS new commerical for the McCain campaign?

  It’s pretty funny how a politician decided to compare his opponent to two extremely idiotic celebrities.  Like I’ve said before, politics and hollywood do NOT mix.  That’s like beer and chocolate milk, DISGUSTING (trust me I would know).

  But I do wonder…who would Obama compare John McCain to? My guess is Maddona’s vajay jay- I can hear the commerical now..: He’s the crustiest candidate there is…but is he ready to lead?

  Holy snickerdoodles I can’t wait to see Obama’s rebuttal.

  
  
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  I’m shipping out to Boston

  Posted: July 31st, 2008, 9:02am CDT by Celebrity Pictures Blog

  Tags:  Celebrity Gossip amp News  

   

  Holy Hell. Breaking news junkies!

  Massachusetts Congressman Barney Frank is your God. He proposed that the U.S should STOP arresting those responsible marijuana users- basically anyone who carries fewer than 100 grams.

  “The vast amount of human activity ought to be none of the government’s business,” Frank said on Capitol Hill. “I don’t think it is the government’s business to tell you how to spend your leisure time.”

  This dude has GOT to be smokin’ from the bong. Alright, I agree with Frank because there are a lot of responsible stoners out there. Not everyone who gets high kills somebody. Just like not everyone who drinks is a drunk. So maybe, just maybe…this proposal will turn into a law.

  If so…420 is going to be off the chain!

  
  
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  Damn I’m Old: Celebrity Birthdays

  Posted: July 31st, 2008, 8:42am CDT by Celebrity Pictures Blog

  Tags:  Celebrity Birthdays  

   

  These celebrities were born on July 31:

  J.K Rowling is 42.
  Fatboy Slim is 45.
  Dean Cain is 42.
  Wesley Snipes is 46.
  B.J. Novak is 29.
  Mark Cuban is 50.

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  Earthquake screws Judge Judy

  Posted: July 30th, 2008, 10:32am CDT by Celebrity Gossip Blog

  Tags:  Celebrity Gossip amp News  

   

  Here’s a clip of how yesterday’s earthquake made everyone on the Judge Judy set sound like scared baby seals.

  
  
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  Somebody is very angry

  Posted: July 30th, 2008, 10:07am CDT by Celebrity Gossip Blog

  Tags:  bruce willis  

   

  Bruce Willis is an angry man.

  Yes, this bitch got mad at paparazzo because he was “too close”. You know what Bruce did? Throw water at the dude’s car.  Okay…that was..effective?  You might as well have given him a car wash. I expected something a little more badass from you Brucey-pie.

  I frown upon your methods for getting back at the paps!

  
  
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  Harry Potter and the Half Blood Prince

  Posted: July 30th, 2008, 9:54am CDT by Celebrity Gossip Blog

  Tags:  Celebrity Gossip amp News  

   

  Are you effing ready?

  Something wicked this way comes and yes it’s Harry f***ing Potter.  HELL YES!  Check out the new trailer HERE.  It’s pretty epic/amazing.  I just hope it sort of follows the book…with a lot of prayer it’ll be better than Harry Potter and the Prisoner of Azkaban. Who the hell put the shrunken heads in there? They should get fired.

  Anywho, I cant wait to see this shit-I’ll be pissing my pantalones.

  
  
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  Damn I’m Old: Celebrity Birthdays

  Posted: July 30th, 2008, 9:34am CDT by Celebrity Gossip Blog

  Tags:  Celebrity Birthdays  

   

  These celebrities were born on July 30:

  Arnold Schwarzeneger is 61.
  Tom Green is 27.
  Christopher Nolan is 38.
  Hilary Swank is 34.
  Jean Reno is 60.
  Vivica A. Fox is 44.
  Paul Anka is 67.
  Kate Bush is 50.
  Simon Baker is 39.

  
  
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  Miley’s face will be on your crotch

  Posted: July 29th, 2008, 10:16am CDT by Celebrity Gossip Blog

  Tags:  Celebrity Gossip amp News  

  

  We might see this on a Lifestyles condom value pack.

  Apparently LifeStyles condoms associates have offered 15-year-old slut bag Miley Cyrus to be the face of their condoms. Now that’s great marketing. Millions of people using LifeStyle condoms will be able to have Miley’s face right on their crotch!

  Good thinking! I’m pretty sure my ex-boyfriend is going to get a hard-on just thinking about Miley’s face on his condoms. Unfortunately, Miley has declined the offer… Oh come on Miley- you know this would be your total breakthrough. I can hear the commericals already: This is Miley Cyrus, and I enjoy it when my Dad uses LifeStyles condoms.

  We all know they make such a great team.

  
  
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  Brooke Hogan can go jump off a cliff

  Posted: July 29th, 2008, 9:54am CDT by Celebrity Gossip Blog

  Tags:  Celebrity Gossip amp News  

  

  Filthy doesn’t even begin to describe you Brooke Hogan.

  Your stupid little blog did the world absolutely nothing. You blame the media for your brother being irresponsible? That just shows people how extremely crass you are. You want to know why you have your own reality show? Because everyone loves a dumb blond bitch- and that’s really unfortunate.

  If Jessica Simpson wanted your show, trust me she’d get that shit in a heart beat. You can’t even sing Brooke, you can’t dress- you look like a man. No matter how much sun you get while tanning, Chris Crocker would still look unbelievable next to you.

  Please do us all a favor, get off our TV’s and jump off a cliff.

  
  
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  Shia and Isabel sitting in a tree

  Posted: July 29th, 2008, 9:43am CDT by Celebrity Gossip Blog

  Tags:  Celebrity Gossip amp News  

   

  Woho! Another celebrity attempting to destroy his own life, his co-star’s life and the life of anyone who was on the same road as him.

  So we all know how Shia LeBarf got into an accident, attained a DUI and effed up his hand. Well this bitch had a passanger- Isabel Lucas.  She’s Adrian Grenier’s girlfriend, so I bet Adrian wants to whop Shia’s ass.  However, I think Isabel is a stupid whore for first- being in the car with Shia and second- for letting Shia drive drunk.

  Honestly, what the hell was she doing with Shia alone?  I’m sorry, but the last time I checked: When you have a boyfriend you don’t clubbing drunk with another dude who is drunk.  And I bet she’d probably respond to that saying- Well, I wasn’t drunk.  Bitch, if you weren’t drunk then why didn’t you drive?

  Thankfully no one was injured except for Shia-who is recovering from hand surgery.

  
  
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  Rachel Ray is making dog food

  Posted: July 29th, 2008, 9:20am CDT by Celebrity Gossip Blog

  Tags:  Celebrity Gossip amp News  

  

  While millions of people starve all around the world…Rachel Ray is coming out with her own line of dog food.

  Wow, this is incredible! This bitch feels that all dogs should get food with the appropriate nutrition.  Yeah, let’s just forget about people dying of hunger out there.  PETA must love this one right?  Let’s just spend shitloads of money on making the right food for dogs instead of contributing to be part of the solution that ends poverty around the world.

  Stupid celebrities with their idiotic ideas.

  
  
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  Dam I’m Old: Celebrity Birthdays

  Posted: July 29th, 2008, 8:56am CDT by Celebrity Gossip Blog

  Tags:  Celebrity Birthdays  

   

  These celebrities were born today:

  Martina McBride is 41.
  Rache Miner is 28.
  Tony Sirico is 66.
  Tim Gunn is 55.
  Wil Wheaton is 36.

  
  
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  Damn I’m Old: Celebrity Birthdays

  Posted: July 28th, 2008, 8:57am CDT by Celebrity Gossip Blog

  Tags:  Celebrity Birthdays  

   

  These celebrities were born on July 28:

  Soulja Boy is 18.
  Elizabeth Berkley is 36.
  Nicole Narain is 34.
  Dustin Milligan is 23.
  Sally Struthers is 60.
  Bill Bradley is 65.
  Jim Davis is 63.

  
  
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  Look at the Future of Miley Cyrus

  Posted: July 27th, 2008, 1:52pm CDT by Celebrity Gossip Blog

  Tags:  Madonna  

  

  This is reality. 

  You can go through plastic surgery, you can work your ass out every single day.  But gravity hits hard, so does age.  Madonna seems as if she just realized she is no longer the sexy material girl- she’s just a before picture for a botox commerical… With all her problems, she’s the last person I would ever aspire to be. 

   It must be embarrasing for her to walk the streets knowing that people are calling her a homewrecker and having an unstable marriage. Who the hell can she trust? No one. Not even her own blood-look at what her brother did to her.  But that’s the price to pay when you’re this famous

  So Miley, still want to be like Madonna?

  
  
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  Jessica Simpson makes me throw up

  Posted: July 27th, 2008, 1:13pm CDT by Celebrity Gossip Blog

  Tags:  Jessica Simpson  

   

  This is absolutely awful.

  I’m sick and tired of seeing celebrities trying to look all innocent and sweet.   What the hell is this kind of cover for an album?  Do you know? Yes I know. You suck at singing Jessica Simpson- we all know. Hell, you got your ass booed you stupid bitch.

  What are you playing at?  You think everyone’s going to love you because you changed your genre to country? Def.not.  Change isn’t working for you.  Time to call it quits.  You’ve been defeated.

  
  
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  Damn I’m Old: Celebrity Birthdays

  Posted: July 27th, 2008, 12:30pm CDT by Celebrity Gossip Blog

  Tags:  Celebrity Birthdays  

   

  These celebrities were born on July 27:

  Cheyenne Kimball is 18.
  Takashi Shimizu is 36.
  Maya Rudolph is 36.
  Julian McMahon is 40.
  Nick Hogan is a twat and is 18.
  Bill Engvall is 51.

  
  
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  Damn I’m Old: Celebrity Birthdays

  Posted: July 26th, 2008, 12:12pm CDT by Celebrity Gossip Blog

  Tags:  Celebrity Gossip amp News  

  

  These celebrities were born on July 26.

  Kate Beckinsale is 35.
  Helen Mirren is 63.
  Tamyra Gray is 29.
  Jeremy Piven is 43.
  Sandra Bullock is 44.
  Dorothy Hamill is 52.
  Mick Jagger is 65.

  
  
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  Damn I’m Old: Celebrity Birthdays

  Posted: July 25th, 2008, 10:21am CDT by Celebrity Gossip Blog

  Tags:  Celebrity Birthdays  

   

  These celebrities were born on July 25:

  Iman is 53.
  Matt LeBlanc 41.
  Illeana Douglas 43.
  Tera Patrick 32.
  Michael C. Williams is 35.

  
  
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  Sarah Jessica Parker scared Matthew away

  Posted: July 24th, 2008, 2:03pm CDT by Celebrity Pictures Blog

  Tags:  Celebrity breakups  

   

  Holy shit did it really take Matthew Broderick that long?

  Honestly, I was expecting this bitch to cheat on Sarah Jessica Parker years ago and then leave her.  God she looks like a witch.  I bet she’s got the laugh down and everything.

  So after 11 years of marriage Star magazine claims that: -

  We exclusively report that while the beloved actress was frantically searching for hubby Matthew Broderick one night earlier this year, he was having sex in the city with a gorgeous redhead half his age, the young woman told a friend. After meeting in a bar, Matthew began text messaging the 25-year-old youth counselor, says the woman’s pal. Soon after, the insider claims, they began seeing each other and things got passionate quickly when they met at the Manhattan townhouse of a showbiz friend.

  Well I bet it got passionate, how much passion can a man really get from someone as ugly as Jessica? I can hear him argue with her now…Jessica, I just need to start making love to people without closing my eyes!

  What a hoot.

  
  
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  Vanessa Hudgens and Zac Effron are horny

  Posted: July 24th, 2008, 1:39pm CDT by Celebrity Pictures Blog

  Tags:  Celebrity Sex Tapes and Videos  

   

  Thats so effing appropriate when you have millions of children watching you on Disney.

  Vanessa Hudgens and Zac Effron need to get their shit private.  Honestly, what the bloody hell are they thinking? If they’re so horny to get their freak on, just take it to the bed inside a room.  We all know they’re screwing each other left to right, so there’s no point in denying it.  Christ…at least wait ’till High School Musical 3 is broadcasted, then make a sex tape or something.

  Disgusting.

  
  
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  PETA needs to stfu

  Posted: July 24th, 2008, 10:19am CDT by Celebrity Gossip Blog

  Tags:  Celebrity Gossip amp News  

   

  PETA is angered by the new Batman movie.

  They claim that The Dark Knight has some mean dog scenes.  Bullshit.  It’s a movie, there’s tons of movies with dogs attacking people. It’s not real PETA. There’s actually professionals who train these dogs for films like this one.

  Let’s examine the blog. So they took off Batman from the top 10 animal friendly-superhero list due to Batman punching dogs…even though it was all acting. PETA should really step back from Hollywood. They had nothing to say when Christian Bale refrained from attacking the massive amounts of bats in the movie…

  PETA’s filled with a bunch of jackasses who try to find a little negativity in everything.

  
  
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  Banning Emos

  Posted: July 24th, 2008, 9:45am CDT by Celebrity Gossip Blog

  Tags:  Celebrity Gossip amp News  

  

  For anyone who is emo reading this- hide your black nail polish, the Bolsheviks are coming for you.

  The Russian government is on their way to pass laws to regulate emo websites and ban emo/gothic dress style in schools and government buildings. You know what? This is great. They have a good reason to do that: being emo encourages depression and suicide.

  Hell yes it does. Some idiotic musician for an emo band said “expressing psychological emotions is not forbidden by law”. It’s def not- but when people start cutting themselves, start wishing death upon themselves and other people, something is wrong.

  I agree with this law. Being emo/gothic only promotes hate and sadness which promotes death which promotes anti-depressant pills and then mental instabilities. It’s like a chain reaction. The music, the lyrics, the message behind it all is so negative. To inflict pain upon yourself is pathetic.

  If you’re sad, just work out- it releases endorphins and you’ll feel happy again. Why listen to sad music over and over again? Hell I’ve been through that emo phase, and it wasn’t enjoyable.

  Don’t turn to the dark side- it could kill you.

  
  
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  Are you ready for Megan Fox’s new movie?

  Posted: July 24th, 2008, 9:27am CDT by Celebrity Gossip Blog

  Tags:  Jonas Brothers  

   

  Sexy. Hot.

  Megan Fox is starring in Jennifer’s Body. Pretty sexual title- don’t you think? Surprisingly this movie was written by Diablo Cody- same person who wrote Juno.   Juno was incredible, but I highly doubt this movie will be as witty and comical.
  Fox plays some cheerleader who is possessed by a demon that starts feeding off the boys in a small Minnesota farming town.  What the eff? What type of shit is that?  Her “plain Jane” best friend has to stop her and goes after the crazy rock band who is responsible for Megan’s character’s transformation.

  Uhm? This movie will be a flop- unless the Jonas Brother’s are the crazy rock band that possesses Megan Fox!!!!

  
  
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  Damn I’m Old: Celebrity Birthdays

  Posted: July 24th, 2008, 8:44am CDT by Celebrity Gossip Blog

  Tags:  Celebrity Birthdays  

   

  These celebrities were born on July 24:

  JLO is 38.
  Bindi Irwin is 10.
  Laura Leighton is 40.
  Barry Bonds is 44.
  Kristin Chenoweth is 40.
  Michael Richards is 59.
  Robert Hays is 61.
  Doug Liman is 43.
  Rose Byrne is 29.

  
  
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  Jonas Brother’s are on Rolling Stone

  Posted: July 23rd, 2008, 9:34am CDT by Celebrity Gossip Blog

  Tags:  Celebrity Gossip amp News  

  

  Damn it. These guys are everywhere.

  Jonas Brothers this, Jonas Brothers that…shit can’t we get some privacy from them? My own friends are like flies attacking these dudes. Well, I suppose my friends will be attacking the new issue of Rolling Stone. They’re on the cover guys…what has this world come to? Last time I ever wanted to hear a whiny/nasaly voice singing was my ex-boyfriend attempting Britney Spears.

  What’s so great about these guys anyway? They’re def. wearing the purity rings to maintain their set audience which are girls from 3-19 ( yes, that is sad). But I shall give them kudos on that clever chastity idea. Unoriginal, but effective.

  So how long will it be until the trio falls apart? How long will it be until one of them wants to go solo? My bet is on Joe Jonas. He’s the hot one, the one all the girls want to marry. Maybe they’ll fall into drugs or rock and roll. We won’t hear about this shit until VH1 runs a Where are the Jonas Brother’s Now? special in about 10 years.

  In just a little time this episode will end-like 98 degrees. What the eff happened to them?

  
  
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  Kanye West is cooler than you

  Posted: July 23rd, 2008, 9:17am CDT by Celebrity Gossip Blog

  Tags:  Kanye West  

   

  There will always be haters, but how can you hate on Kanye West now?

  The sensational rap superstar and MTV’s own Sway Calloway recently visited three young veterans who just arrived home from Iraq.  Kanye and Sway surprised them at their homes and were there to listed to the stories of these soldiers.  MTV captured these moments and will air them on July 28th. I will def. be watching.

  And you know what’s the coolest part?  On behalf of MTV and the Dr.Donda West Foundation, the guys paid off the debts of each veteran and took care of their rent/tuition. I think that’s a beautiful gift.  Hell, I’ll probably shed some tears when I watch this. Kanye released a statement:

  “There are hundreds of veterans out there who are falling through the cracks. They make the ultimate sacrifices for us by laying down their lives, but it seems like a lot of them just get forgotten about. I know my music inspires and helps a lot of people, but you can always do more. I teamed up with MTV and took the opportunity to share the spotlight with these veterans and hear their stories. I went to their homes to listen and get their firsthand experiences. I wanted to hear their stories.”

  Well put Kanye, well put.

  
  
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  Natalie Portman goes Bollywood with BF

  Posted: July 23rd, 2008, 9:07am CDT by Celebrity Gossip Blog

  Tags:  natalie Portman  

   

  I’m not very sure whether I like this or not.

  This is why I’m going to call it weird.  Watch THIS video of Natalie Portman acting in her boyfriend’s Bollywood themed music video.  Natalie looks pretty in a sari but damn her boyfriend is a hot mess.  His name is Devendra Banhart..weird for a Venezuelan- no Indian blood in him at all…hmm.

  I can’t really understand what he’s singing, and the words at the bottom are slightly distorted.  However he did mention something about alcohol in the beginning and something about her blue eyes.  Do you like this?  I’m starting not to.

  Bollywood will not be pleased over this imitation shit.

  Picture Source 

  
  
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  Welcome Levi McConaughey

  Posted: July 23rd, 2008, 8:52am CDT by Celebrity Gossip Blog

  Tags:  Celebrity babies amp baby Names  

   

  AWW! Matthew McConaughey’s son Levi is precious.

  The new issue of OK! Magazine has the trio settling in quite well.  I’m happy to see that Levi is already looking like a baller.  Camila looks super gorgeous!  Darn you Hollywood glamour.

  I wish them all the best.

  
  
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  Damn I’m Old: Celebrity Birthdays

  Posted: July 23rd, 2008, 8:41am CDT by Celebrity Gossip Blog

  Tags:  Celebrity Gossip amp News  

   

  These celebrities were born on July 23:

  The Sex, AKA Daniel Radclfife is 19.
  Michelle Williams is 28.
  Monica Lewinsky is 35.
  Slash is 43.
  Philip Seymour Hoffman is 41.
  Alison Krauss is 37.
  Don Imus is 68.
  Ayaka Komatsu is 22.

  
  
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  Angie and Brad have a family day

  Posted: July 22nd, 2008, 2:17pm CDT by Celebrity Gossip Blog

  Tags:  Angelina Jolie  

   

  I always think pictures like this are precious..until I find something awkward.

  So here’s a recent picture of the happy family.  Angelina, Brad, Maddox, Pax, Zahara and other family members.  Awesome, cool- woot woot.  Let’s cut the shit, where the hell are Knox and Vivienne.  This picture could be epic if they were in there.

  Hell they’re probably already crawling with all this time waiting. Another awkward thing..what is Pax doing with the giant ball? Is he going emo on us?.. someone should check up on him.

  Oh- Shiloh isn’t in there because she was feeling a bit grumpy. I frown upon the thought of Shiloh being unhappy.

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  Britney Spears shows her kids how to smoke

  Posted: July 22nd, 2008, 2:04pm CDT by Celebrity Gossip Blog

  Tags:  Britney Spears  

  

  We always knew Britney was a bit wack.

  Here she is teaching her child how to smoke! I can hear her now: “Ya’ll gotta inhale deeplay and then ya’ll gotta hold yer breath until yall can’t see no more!”

  What an idiot. Right when I was giving her kudos for being clean of irresponsibility, she’s smoking with her children. I thought this Britney Spears bullshit was over. Guess not.

  At least K-Fed has custody of the munchkins.

  
  
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  Omarosa is a fool!

  Posted: July 22nd, 2008, 12:49pm CDT by Celebrity Gossip Blog

  Tags:  Celebrity Gossip amp News  

   

  Is Omarosa for real?

  Did you see her little titty attack on the Wendy William’s show? She’s promoting her book: The Bitch Switch ( soon to be failure).  This bitch needs to switch out of my television screen.

  Damn! Omorosa got called an ABW ( Angry Black Woman) by Ms. Wendy. I really wanted to see Wendy Williams rip off that bitch’s weave. Omorosa told Wendy: You don’t know me. Was that a threat? Does she have some sort of army of angry black women backing her up?  I think not.   They had a couple of plastic surgery insults- watching to much Nip/Tuck I suppose.

  All in all, it was very funny to watch and in the end they both looked like dumbasses. Omarosa-because she is a dumbass, and Wendy for inviting a dumbass to her show.

  
  
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  Christian Bale: You are my hero!

  Posted: July 22nd, 2008, 12:24pm CDT by Celebrity Gossip Blog

  Tags:  Celebrity Gossip amp News  

  

  Batman has been released from jail!!!

  Christian Bale was released only AFTER being questioned by the fuzz for more than FOUR hours. He has been bailed out but must return in September for more awesome fun. TMZ has reported that Christian may have been arrested for verbally assaulting his mother.

  In England, apparently, there is such a thing as Class 4 and 5 verbal attacks. Let’s anaylze this closely…who the EFF puts their son or brother in jail when he’s having HIS BIGGEST MOVIE PREMIERES ALL OVER THE WORLD? Bitches I tell you, bitches.

  And if he did get THAT mad at them, it’s probably because they were being jackasses to him and they deserved it. That shit is insane.

  Update: This statement has JUST been released

  “Christian Bale attended a London Police station today, on a voluntary basis, in order to assist with an allegation that had been made against him to the police by his mother and sister. Mr Bale who denies the allegation, co-operated throughout, gave his account in full of the events in question, and has left the station without any charge being made against him by the Police. At this time, there will be no further comment by Mr Bale.”

  
  
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  The Hills: Season Four

  Posted: July 22nd, 2008, 10:06am CDT by Celebrity Gossip Blog

  Tags:  Heidi Montag  

   

  Just when we thought we had enough of The Hills- we were wrong.

  The guys and gals are back with the same drama, with different people.   Shit, the writers need to make the scripts more original.  In the trailer I’m seeing a lot more of Spencer Conrad’s ugly sister…why? I think this is the millionth time I’ve heard Spencer say : I’m never going to talk to her (his sister) again. Heidi still looks fake- I really hope they don’t get much air time.

  I want to see Stephen from Laguna Beach on this shit. That hottie. Audrina’s in there too, she’s pretty fiiineeeee.  Lauren does more cyring- like in the last part-were her tear is all black because of the make-up, that’s pretty gross.   Damn, all that bitch does is cry!!!
  Can this shit get any more unoriginal?

  
  
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  Joe Jonas and Taylor Swift

  Posted: July 22nd, 2008, 9:54am CDT by Celebrity Gossip Blog

  Tags:  Celebrity Gossip amp News  

   

  Uh-oh Jonas Brothers fans.

  Rumor has it that sexy Taylor Swift is dating sexy Joe Jonas.  Yes guys, you can already guess what I have to say: They must be hitting the sheets pretty soon.

  Taylor has been joining the Jonas Brother’s tour in Dallas last week. She’s supposedly romancing with Joe. Hollywood Records claimed ” All the Jonas Brothers are friend with Taylor”. Bullshit. Don’t they say that about everyone including slut-face Miley?

  If Joe caught Taylor’s eye, then he caught her body too- and they DO make a cute couple.

  
  
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  Heidi and Spencer go to Iraq

  Posted: July 22nd, 2008, 9:37am CDT by Celebrity Gossip Blog

  Tags:  Celebrity Gossip amp News  

   

  Someone save the troops from Heidi Montag’s terrible singing, and save the troops from Spencer’s bullshit stories.

  Heidi told People-

  “My brother was an airborne ranger in Afghanistan and Iraq. It’s very important to me and important to Spencer to support the troops and go over there.”

  Heidi, the troops would feel more support if you just left them alone.   Spencer said-

  ” I think Meghan McCain is helping organize Heidi and our Iraq trip. Her dad definitely has some pull with the military. I think she’s going to put that together for us.”

  If John McCain lets this happen, I will have no respect for him. I thought he wanted the conditions of our troops to be better…not to worsen them. Obama wouldn’t let this shit fly.

  Like Mike K. said- if Heidi Montag performs in Iraq, then the terrorist’s win.

  
  
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  Christian Bale gets arrested?

  Posted: July 22nd, 2008, 9:01am CDT by Celebrity Gossip Blog

  Tags:  Celebrity Gossip amp News  

  

  Somehow, I just don’t believe that Christian Bale is capable of hurting his mother and sister…or anyone.

  The star was questioned by the police over allegations that he assaulted his mother and sister the night before the European premiere of his film, The Dark Knight. Apparently he is arrested now…bullshit…
  Look- this just cannot be true. Christian Bale is sexy, smart, serious and not to mention the BEST BATMAN EVER!!! He wouldn’t be idiotic and assault his mother and sister( especially RIGHT when his movie comes out) . And if he did assault them, he would have paid them off to keep their mouths shut. (158 million dollar movie people- he’s got the dough!)

  This report better be a effing joke.

  
  
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  Damn I’m Old: Celebrity Birthdays

  Posted: July 22nd, 2008, 8:46am CDT by Celebrity Gossip Blog

  Tags:  Celebrity Birthdays  

   

  These celebrities were born on July 22:

  Selena Gomez is 16.
  Alex Trebek is 68.
  David Spade is 44.
  Rufus Wainwright 35.
  Oscar de la Renta is 76.
  Willem Dafoe is 53.

  P.S.- I think Selena is GORGEOUS!!! Better than Miley Cyrus!!!

  
  
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  Lets Win a Date with Miley Cyrus

  Posted: July 21st, 2008, 1:23pm CDT by Celebrity Pictures Blog

  Tags:  Celebrities Need help too  

   

  Miley Cyrus is selling herself to the highest bidder on ebay.

  See guys… already a prostitute! Starting Tuesday all her fans will have the chance to win a date with her…hello pedophiles.  The lucky winner will attain nude pictures of her and even a lap dance.  Haha! Not.  This little girl is going to take her winner to Disneyland. Yippie-Dee-Doo-Dah!  She’ll probably give them head in the “It’s a Small World” ride.

  Michael Jackson anyone? My bad, Miley is too girly for him- I think Andy Dick would be all over THIS.

  
  
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  Nelly and Joss Stone?! wtf?

  Posted: July 21st, 2008, 1:02pm CDT by Celebrity Pictures Blog

  Tags:  Celebrity babies amp baby Names  

  

  WOAH! Def. did not see this one coming.

  Rumor has it that soul singer Joss Stone has been dating Nelly and she is supposedly pregnant. Now I don’t know whether I believe that shit….her and him dating. But I could totally see her being pregnant with his child, that slut!

  I wonder what type of kid they would have. Some sort of weird rapping/soul singing child…awkward turtle much? I hope this isn’t true because Nelly would really be setting his standards low by dating that bitch.

  Their kid might actually be cute though.

  
  
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  Madonna/A-rod Sex Tape

  Posted: July 21st, 2008, 12:48pm CDT by Celebrity Pictures Blog

  Tags:  Celebrity Gossip amp News  

   

  There is an alleged tape of Madonna and A-Rod.

  Fabulous, more venom for my eyes to feast on.   The Daily Star claims that some man is tyring to sell the sex tape for 2 million.  Some random legal persona said that the guy could face charges for not having the permission to set up that camera- hahaha so now there’s a big possibility that there really is a tape!

  Anywho, this shit couldn’t be as bad as Mini-me and whatsherface…then again watching mini-me and whatsherface would give me a good laugh.  Watching Madonna and A-Rod would probably make me puke in pain. Both are strong men- have you seen Madonna’s disgusting body?

  Someone’s bound to have their dick ripped off!!!

  
  
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  Jennifer Garner is five months preggers!

  Posted: July 21st, 2008, 9:58am CDT by Celebrity Gossip Blog

  Tags:  Ben Affleck  

   

  Yay! Congratulations Jennifer Garner and Ben Affleck on expecting your second bundle of joy.

  Jennifer is 5 months along and looking great! Their first child was Violet ( yes named after me).  A lot of people think Violet isn’t a cutie but I find all children to be very yucky looking.   Always sneezing and crying about something.

  Well, I wish all the best to the couple on the arrival of their baby. And you know what’s really rare about all of this: Jennifer and Ben are actually married!

  
  
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  Diddy finished breathing

  Posted: July 21st, 2008, 9:31am CDT by Celebrity Gossip Blog

  Tags:  Celebrities Need help too  

   

  How many times did this bitch say “you know?”

  Please guys watch THIS youtube video Diddy loaded.  Honestly did it take you all this time to realize you have ten fingers and ten toes?  Did you have to run to realize this shit too?

  Wow- I really wasted a good 2:30 min of my life watching this video. I give him kudos for showing that he is human and he does take shit for granted. Then he killed the moment by saying he just got finished breathing. Idiot.

  I can’t wait to hear what he says after he does yoga…

  
  
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  Blake’s new home is jail…again

  Posted: July 21st, 2008, 9:17am CDT by Celebrity Gossip Blog

  Tags:  Amy Winehouse  

   

  Oh come on, who didn’t see this coming?

  Blake Fielder Civil was sentenced to 27 months in jail on Monday morning.  Hahahah! Damn straight- get all those junkies locked up.  I wonder how Amy took the news. She’s probably smoking hamsters or some shit.  That girl always finds a way to eff up her life.  We can only pray that Blake will do something stupid in jail and be sentenced for more months.

  Dumbasses need to get divorced.

  
  
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  Hugh Jackman held at gunpoint

  Posted: July 21st, 2008, 9:08am CDT by Celebrity Gossip Blog

  Tags:  Celebrity Gossip amp News  

   

  We have no idea what Hugh Jackman’s condition is right now.

  TMZ was the first on the scene as Jackman was held up at gunpoint by an alleged Ava Jackman.   Jackman did not use his Wolverine powers for this-he must have been totally weakened by the absolutely cute attacker.

  Kids do the darnest things!

  Picture Source:Pacific Coast News Online
  

  
  
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  Damn I’m Old: Celebrity Birthdays

  Posted: July 21st, 2008, 8:52am CDT by Celebrity Gossip Blog

  Tags:  Celebrity Birthdays  

  

  These celebrities were born on July 21:

  Josh Harnett is 30.
  Robin Williams is 57.
  Justin Bartha is 30.
  Ali Landry is 35.
  Jon Lovitz is 51.
  Cat Stevens is 60.

  
  
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  Jessica Simpson gets BOOED!!!

  Posted: July 20th, 2008, 9:59pm CDT by Celebrity Gossip Blog

  Tags:  Celebrity Gossip amp News  

   

  You are just so awful Jessica, go do porn.

  The so called country singer faced a country audience this Saturday night and they welcomed her with Boos.  Seriously, who the eff would welcome that girl with a clap?  Here’s a funny quote:

  “Just because she’s dating Tony Romo it doesn’t make her country,” said Mike Rodriguez, 31, from Lake Geneva. “She doesn’t fit in with country, and I’ll have to drink a lot of beer to sit through her concert.”

  Damn straight. Hell I always HAD to have a drink when I heard her shit.

  
  
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  Britney Spears cleans up nicely

  Posted: July 20th, 2008, 4:37pm CDT by Celebrity Gossip Blog

  Tags:  Britney Spears  

   

  Hot damn. I forgot how good Britney Spears looked.

  And yes, this is a very recent photo of her.  She actually looks REALLLLLYYYY good.  She attended the Generation Rescue event yesterday in Los Angeles.  Her hair finally fits her features and she actually looks like that Britney Spears we all fell in love with!  Her outfit isn’t like some crazy Halloween costume.  The make-up looks fabulous.

  Holy shit..is this the beginning of a comeback?

  
  
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  Damn I’m Old: Celebrity Birthdays

  Posted: July 20th, 2008, 4:23pm CDT by Celebrity Gossip Blog

  Tags:  Celebrity Birthdays  

   

  These celebrities were born on July 20:

  Gisele Bundchen is 28.
  Carlos santana is 61.
  Josh Halloway is 39.
  Elliot Yamin is 30.
  Kim Carnes  is 63.
  Julianne Hough is 20.

  
  
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  The Dark Knight was INCREDIBLE!!!!

  Posted: July 19th, 2008, 11:02am CDT by Celebrity Gossip Blog

  Tags:  movie Review  

   

  I don’t even know where to start. I don’t even know how to begin.  I suppose we shall start in the beginning. 

  Batman Begins came out in 2005 with an amazin