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Celebrity Gossip Picks
Posted: February 29th, 2008, 12:20pm CST by gtrancenet
Tags: Hails Gossip Picks
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Hooray for Makeup!
Posted: February 29th, 2008, 9:57am CST by gtrancenet
Tags: Ashanti
I hate when unattractive women who wear tons of make up are labeled “hot”. Ashanti is not hot. She has sideburns that roll all the way down to her chin, she’s got no shape to her body, and she talks like a foreman at a construction site. Let’s not forget what she used to look like before the record executives poured Mabeline all over her mug:
That picture used to be spread all over the internet, but it seems Ashanti is trying to make it disappear. Try searching for it, chances are it will be tough to find. Face it Ashanti, You’re only as good looking as the bottle of cover up on your counter. P.S. - You’re Ugly.
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More Reasons to Hate Tom Brady
Posted: February 29th, 2008, 9:09am CST by gtrancenet
Tags: tom Brady
If you’re not a Tom Brady fan then this news will just add fuel to the fire.
Tom Brady may soon strip to his skivvies. Calvin Klein Inc. is in talks to turn the hunky Patriots quarterback into an underwear model. LA private eye Paul Barresi says the company is “confident that Brady will blow the competition out of the water.”
So let’s run down a rough example of his resume:
- Star Quarterback in College
- Dated a Model
- Won the SuperBowl
- Won the SuperBowl Again
- Knocked Up a Model
- Won the SuperBowl Again
- Started Dating Another Model
- Had a kid with the first model while banging another
- Had only the second perfect NFL Season Ever
- Is set to become an Underwear Model
If I could be Tom Brady for just one day I would go on such a Vagina Rampage that the world would never be the same.
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Nicky Hilton’s knee is WTF
Posted: February 29th, 2008, 8:53am CST by gtrancenet
Tags: Nicky Hilton
What is that? It looks like Nicky Hilton’s knee is trying to break out of her freaking leg. Normally with the Hiltons, I would blame it on some kind of STD, but Nicky is supposed to be the clean one. It boggles my mind.
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Larry King has rhythm
Posted: February 29th, 2008, 8:38am CST by gtrancenet
Tags: Janet Jackson
Janet Jackson was on the Larry King Show and no one noticed, mostly because no one watches it, that Larry did one of the most hilarious things of the year. He tried to learn how to dance. I like the part where he yelled “I Don’t Know What I’m Doing!”.
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The Morning Quickie
Posted: February 29th, 2008, 8:11am CST by gtrancenet
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You’re Under Arrest
Posted: February 28th, 2008, 12:54pm CST by gtrancenet
Tags: miley Cyrus
I’m pretty sure just looking at this picture of Miley Cyrus’ bra is highly illegal. Basically, you’ve just made yourself a sex offender for life. Look on the bright side…wait, there is no bright side. You’re going to Hell.
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Celebrity Gossip Picks
Posted: February 28th, 2008, 12:30pm CST by gtrancenet
Tags: Hails Gossip Picks
- Lindsay Lohan is the new Daisy Dukes - Cityrag
- Hulk Hogan went to town on his daughter’s friend - Ninjadude
- The new American Idol scandal - Dlisted
- Charlie Sheen wants to punch Ryan Seacrest - Celebitchy
- Jessica Alba promotes Birth Control - Not Obsessed
- Stephen King to make a musical - ICYDK
- Angela Lindvall nude and in need of a razor - Feeding Tube (NSFW)
- Gwen Stefani in V Magazine - Gabby Babble
- Nicky Hilton in a white outfit - The Skinny
- Will Ferrell’s new movie trailer - Tunaflix
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Anne Hathaway in Get Smart
Posted: February 28th, 2008, 8:09am CST by gtrancenet
Tags: Anne Hathaway
Anne Hathaway appears in her underwear for 2 seconds in the new Get Smart movie and the whole world is a buzz with excitement. Why? She already showed us the goods several times in “Havok” and “Brokeback Mountain”. Are we so depraved that we need to constantly see women in their underwear? Yes, here is a bigger version of the picture for your viewing pleasure.
BONUS! NSFW Clips of Anne in Havoc & Brokeback Mountain
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Red Headed UpSkirt!
Posted: February 28th, 2008, 7:55am CST by gtrancenet
Tags: Phoebe Price
Not sure who Phoebe Price is exactly. I’m not into redheads. I’m also not into sloppy pancake asses. Maybe I’m just too picky.
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Rihanna is a Good Singer
Posted: February 27th, 2008, 1:29pm CST by gtrancenet
Tags: rihanna
There’s a moment in every high school talent show when a singer starts trainwrecking. You know its too late to turn back and they have to keep going. You feel bad, but in the end it’s too funny to turn away. Well, now we can enjoy that moment over and over thanks to the wonder of YouTube.
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Celebrity Gossip Picks
Posted: February 27th, 2008, 1:11pm CST by gtrancenet
Tags: Hails Gossip Picks
- Lily Allen slams Amy Winehouse - Gabby Babble
- Olsen Twins are trying to make more money - Celebitchy
- The Lohan sisters to eventually be in porn - Ninja Dude
- Janet Jackson to become a man - The Skinny
- Ashlee Simpson promoting her hot body - Not Obsessed
- Kristen Bell looking cute - Tunaflix
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Looking Hot is for Chumps
Posted: February 27th, 2008, 8:53am CST by gtrancenet
Tags: kelly clarkson
I applaud Kelly Clarkson. She’s not one to doll herself up and waste time picking out the perfect outfit for the cameras or television. Why do that when you can spend more time at the All You Can Eat Chinese Buffet? Why wear makeup when you can just roll out of bed, put on a stupid hat, and look like you spent last night throwing up? She’s even got the perfect “Eh, I’m a chunky pale chick. Wanna do it while I eat another bucket of chicken?” smile down. You’re a pro Kelly. A Pro.
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Ciara isn’t that hot
Posted: February 27th, 2008, 8:30am CST by gtrancenet
Tags: Ciara
Ciara kind of looks like a dude here. No, I’m not talking about her cleavage, that’s actually pretty nice. I’m talking about her odd shaped facial features. From one angle she looks like a woman, from the other she looks like an effeminate dude. Women like her annoy me because I see them and can’t decide what they are. Ciara should just walk around topless so there are no questions.
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Its ah Me…Flavor Flav!
Posted: February 27th, 2008, 7:22am CST by gtrancenet
Tags: Flavor of Love
Flavor Flav must love Nintendo. Why else would he wear a hat like that? It can’t be to pick up the ladies because if you’ve seen Flavor of Love, you already know he’s got tons of ladies knocking down his door. It has to be his love of Super Mario 3, and really, you can’t blame him. They even made a friggin movie about it.
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The Morning Quickie
Posted: February 26th, 2008, 11:57pm CST by gtrancenet
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Alo Love! Lily Allen Flashes Thong
Posted: February 26th, 2008, 1:59pm CST by gtrancenet
Tags: Lily Allen
Lily Allen almost got it right. I like Lily, but as Lindsay Lohan has taught us, leggings and pantyhose aren’t hot. You know what else isn’t hot? I tiny plump chick who looks like she’s 40. Lily seriously, get back to your GQ figure. Then you can try this again, only with less pantyhose and more panty.
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Celebrity Gossip Picks
Posted: February 26th, 2008, 11:58am CST by gtrancenet
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- Rachel Bilson always wears panties - Not Obsessed
- Brad Renfro got screwed again - ICYDK
- Two Douchebags join forces - Dlisted
- Jennifer Love Hewitt Update - The Skinny
- The 7 Sexiest Celebs at the Oscars - Ninja Dude
- Jesse McCartney loves Jewish broads - Gabby Babbly
- Lindsay Lohan is up for an award - Tunaflix
- OH MAN, this would be awesome - Celebitchy
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Kim K’s got lots of curves
Posted: February 26th, 2008, 11:10am CST by gtrancenet
Tags: Kim Kardashian
Kim Kardashian looks like a real life Barbie doll, if a real life Barbie doll had black hair and a sensatiable appetite for penis. I think she’s got too many curves for me. I like those good old fashioned Pancake Asses. Nothing says sexy like a flat ass in some baggy mom jeans.
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Lindsay Lohan is back in action
Posted: February 26th, 2008, 7:58am CST by gtrancenet
Tags: Lindsay Lohan
What’s the best way to celebrate your nude pictorial being published? Drinkin! At least according to the “rehabbed” Lindsay Lohan. Watch as she tries to play off her drunken stumble by passing out in the car. You’re almost as clever as Carmen Sandiego Lindsay. I’ll find that crafty bitch one day.
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Who’s Got the Sweet Ass?
Posted: February 26th, 2008, 6:47am CST by gtrancenet
Tags: Rachel Bilson
It’s Rachel Bilson. I really think she’s moving up the hotness ladder these days. I guess it’s not too hard when all the mainstays are pregnant, in fact an Ostrich with a wig could probably surpass Jessica Alba these days. Yea she’s got big pregnant boobs but she looks like a frigid ice queen. The kind of chick that would yell at you if she walked in and you were playing Call of Duty in boxers. “You’ve been in that same spot for 8 hours!”, she would yell. It was my day off and I was relaxing. Jesus.
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Girls Gone Wild Magazine?
Posted: February 26th, 2008, 6:34am CST by gtrancenet
Tags: Kim Kardashian
Joe Francis is thinking about creating a Girls Gone Wild Magazine. I guess he’s got some spare time between ass rammings in prison.
The king of naked-coed videos is launching “Girls Gone Wild” magazine, a PG-13 print version of his raunchy video series in which drunken college girls are coaxed into stripping for the camera. The mag, in the vein of Maxim and other “lad” publications, will hit newsstands April 15 with articles including “Wildest Spring Break Moments” and a photo spread featuring Kim Kardashian and her sisters Kourtney and Khloe wearing Francis’ signature swimwear line.
Wow! That really is wild. Kim Kardashian in a bikini. I mean it’s not like we’ve seen her in Playboy or sucking off a black dude on film. Nah, this should really be a racy spread. At least we’ll get to see her sisters. One of them is kind of hot, the other looks kind of like a dude.
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The Morning Quickie
Posted: February 26th, 2008, 6:21am CST by gtrancenet
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Jamie Lynn Spears got her GED
Posted: February 26th, 2008, 6:04am CST by gtrancenet
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I know the site has been looking like a 4 year old is writing it, that’s my bad. Along with the technical issues we had over the weekend, we were tweaking a few behind the scenes tools as well. The 40 Phillipino kids we “hire” to get us our pictures decided they didn’t want to live in Derek Hail’s basement anymore. They also wanted to be paid. Well, not to worry. A quick tazer to one of them showed the group that we mean business and they are back to work!
Oh and by the way, Jamie Lynn Spears got her GED!
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Celebrity Gossip Picks
Posted: February 25th, 2008, 12:22pm CST by gtrancenet
Tags: Hails Gossip Picks
- Ryan Seacrest gets personal with Jessica Alba - Gabby Babble
- John Stewart makes white people smile - Celebitchy
- Rapper Ne-Yo is busted - Ninja Dude
- Hottest Babe at the Oscars - Dlisted
- Angelina Jolie got ragged on - ICYDK
- Hey, it’s great boobs doing some shopping - Not Obsessed
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Holly Valance is better than the Oscars
Posted: February 25th, 2008, 8:10am CST by gtrancenet
Tags: Holly Valance
I know the Oscars or the Acadamy Awards or the BET Awards were last night, but we all know whatever it was was probably incredibly boring. So instead, let’s take a look at Holly Valance. Who is Holly Valance? Let me show you, through the power of interpretive dance! Or just look at this clip.
Now tell me that’s more exciting than watching Ryan Seacrest ask Star Jones about her turkey neck. I thought so…
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Checkmate Sarah Silverman
Posted: February 25th, 2008, 7:41am CST by gtrancenet
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The Morning Quickie
Posted: February 24th, 2008, 11:04pm CST by gtrancenet
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Petra Nemcova dating Sean Penn?
Posted: February 24th, 2008, 8:07pm CST by gtrancenet
Tags: Petra Nemcova
It seems that 40 something Sean Penn has a new piece of arm candy: Supermodel Petra Nemcova. Yea, I know. This means Petra Nemvoca has now been linked to Sean Penn AND James Blunt. This disgusts me not only as a man, but as a Petra Nemcova fan. She’s way too hot to be hanging out with these guys. Blunt looked like he smelled and Sean Penn looks like he’s constantly sucking on a lemon. Either Petra’s got a thing for ugly guys or she’s got a permanent case of Beer Goggles.
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Celebrity Gossip Picks
Posted: February 22nd, 2008, 12:41pm CST by gtrancenet
Tags: Hails Gossip Picks
- Lindsay Lohan is back -Tunaflix
- Hayden looking good for Candies - Not Obsessed
- Vida Guerra showing off in front of some cars - Feeding Tube (NSFW)
- A Megan Fox Post - The Skinny
- Hepatitis all around! - Ninja Dude
- Nick Lachey is a whinr - Gabby Babble
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Star Jones Was on TV?!?
Posted: February 22nd, 2008, 12:17pm CST by phox
Tags: Star Jones
“The only reason I went to KFC was for the skin!”
Apparently Star Jones had a show on television. I’m not sure what station picked it up. I think you could only get it if you used a hanger covered in aluminum foil. Anyway, she got canned and she is no longer on TV. If it were up to me, I would have dropped her ass in the Everglades so she could join the rest of the frogs, but instead of her joining a group singing “Bud-Weis-Er,” she could go solo screaming “Haa-Gen Daz!”
Source: TMZizzle
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Technical Difficulties Suck!
Posted: February 22nd, 2008, 11:37am CST by phox
Tags: Website News
“…especially if it were by these guys!”
Apparently we had some uninvited guests (hackers) or something. And not the good kind. We got the kind that pee on your couch, not the kind that blow you during old episodes of Family Guy. Sorry about the problem, but we will be working on that while providing you the same quality of kick ass posts that we usually deliver. So check back often and enjoy the good times!
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Beyonce to play this woman?
Posted: February 21st, 2008, 1:17pm CST by gtrancenet
Tags: Beyonce
Page Six reports that Beyonce is set to play legendary singer Etta James.
“It’s a privilege and an honor to have somebody like that girl. I don’t think she looks like me, but that’s all right. They can fix that up,” Etta tells us.
It was the Dreamgirls star’s performance at the Grammys earlier this month that won Etta over, when Jay-Z’s main squeeze rocked “Proud Mary” with Tina Turner.
“I kinda have a man’s voice. It’s a contralto, more bluesy, religious. I would really like to work with her on that,” the 70-year-old songstress says.
Of her life lessons, Etta, who battled heroin addiction for many years, says, “I can tell Beyoncé some things; some of the things I might not tell her.”
She does stress that the emotional transformation Beyoncé must undergo will have to be a little intense.
“I wasn’t as bourgie as she is, she’s bourgeois. She knows how to be a lady, she’s like a model. I wasn’t like that… I smoked in the bathroom in school, I was kinda arrogant, so those are some of the things I would want to tell her.”
No wonder this lady looks so beaten up, she’s been smoking and injecting heroin. I don’t think Beyonce is attractive in the least but she’s much prettier than that old hag. I have a better casting choice.
I wish I could pick who would play me in my life story. I would pick George Clooney to play me and Marisa Miller would be my love interest. It would show how I saved the world from the Nazis and then went on to throw the winning touchdown in the Super Bowl. I’m Awesome.
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Barbara Streisand is Attractive
Posted: February 21st, 2008, 12:57pm CST by gtrancenet
Tags: Barbra Streisand
When artists sit down and paint a beautiful woman, I’m almost certain they are using Barbara Streisand as inspiration. Just look at her. Even at 100 years old, she’s still got it. I don’t know why gay dudes love Barbara Streisand but I think it has something to do with the fact that she’s probably got a penis. It’s just a hunch…
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Celebrity Gossip Picks
Posted: February 21st, 2008, 12:49pm CST by gtrancenet
Tags: Hails Gossip Picks
- My Name Is Earl Creator worked at a fast food joint - Celebitchy
- Johnny Knoxville broke his nuts - Ninja Dude
- Amy Winehouse update complete with gross pictures - The Skinny
- Nikkala Scott Topless in People - Feeding Tube (NSFW)
- Hillary Swank looks like she just took a dump - Not Obsessed
- The Best Celebrity Asses - Cityrag
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Porn Stars are fun on a slow day
Posted: February 21st, 2008, 8:41am CST by gtrancenet
Tags: Tera Patrick
There’s nothing going on today so instead of showing you some boring pictures of someone you don’t care about, lets head over to TMZ where they have a hilarious video of some porno stars out celebrating a birthday. These chicks really have no cares in the world. Life really is so simple when you’re a hot chick. You can just flash your ass and everyone will give you anything you want. The only down side? Gonorrhea. Eh, it’s worth it.
Check out the video here.
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Watch the Cleavage not the Lesbian
Posted: February 21st, 2008, 7:25am CST by gtrancenet
Tags: Christina Aguilera
Wow Ellen is annoying. Then again as most of us guys know, it’s hard to conduct an interview with a huge rack in your face. I mean wow. Those things are good. I honestly have no clue what she was talking about. Something about Chinese food or something.
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Good Morning, It’s Link Time!
Posted: February 21st, 2008, 5:44am CST by gtrancenet
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My 2009 Christmas Wishlist
Posted: February 21st, 2008, 4:34am CST by gtrancenet
Tags: Heidi Montag
I can’t wait for this gem:
Heidi Montag and Spencer Pratt have more than just music in the works.
“We’re definitely developing the Heidi and Spencer video game,” Pratt told Usmagazine.com last week at video game giant Electronic Arts’ Burnout Paradise pre-Valentine’s Day lounge in L.A.
Pratt, who said he is collaborating with EA on the game, told Us, “it’s top secret. Let’s just say that everyone will be addicted.”
I guarantee that EA is not developing this game. I can’t see them finishing up Madden 08 and starting work on Spencer & Heidi 09. What could this game possibly be about? Frolicking on the beach? Setting up fake “candid” photoshoots? I would buy this JUST to be able to have something hard to throw at these idiots.
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Lunchtime Links
Posted: February 20th, 2008, 12:34pm CST by gtrancenet
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- Gambit seems a little odd - Gabby Babble
- Jennifer Lopez checks into her stable to give birth - Celebitchy
- Tom Cruise’s kid lives a strange little life - popbytes
- Avril Lavigne is still punky - Ninja Dude
- Tara Reid still looking bangable - The Skinny
- Hey wanna see Lucy Pinder’s boobs? - Feeding Tube (NSFW)
- Lindsay Lohan is a wreck - Not Obsessed
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Olivia Munn is bursting
Posted: February 20th, 2008, 10:31am CST by gtrancenet
Tags: Olivia Munn
Wow. Olivia Munn from G4TV is bursting out of that dress…in a good way. If you don’t know Olivia, let me enlighten you to a fantastic story from her broadcasting history:
Yes. She just bet Anal Sex. Now there’s something to think about as you gaze at these cleavtastic pictures.
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Ana Beatriz Barros shouldn’t encourage her
Posted: February 20th, 2008, 6:22am CST by gtrancenet
Tags: Jennifer Lopez
Why Ana? You’re a top Sports Illustrated Model, you’ve been in the Victoria Secret Catalog, you’ve been a Guess girl, why ruin your career? Don’t you know anything that touches Jennifer Lopez turns to hot garbage? I can’t even look at that picture because it makes me hot. What’s wrong with that you say? Getting turned on by anything even remotely related to Jennifer Lopez is wrong and should be illegal. Look at these at your own risk.
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Posted: February 20th, 2008, 6:04am CST by gtrancenet
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Heidi Klum wasn’t drugged
Posted: February 20th, 2008, 5:41am CST by gtrancenet
Tags: Heidi Klum
When I first heard Heidi Klum was dating Seal, I thought maybe she was doing it for charity. Then when I heard she was marrying him I thought maybe she was drunk and doing it on a whim. When they started to pop out kids I thought, maybe it’s accidental. At this point, I can’t deny it any further. I’m pretty sure Seal didn’t drug Heidi Klum, I think Heidi is just an idiot.
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Celebrity Gossip Picks
Posted: February 19th, 2008, 3:27pm CST by gtrancenet
Tags: Hails Gossip Picks
- Celeb Mansions, I want one - Cityrag
- Kate Moss hammered again - Not Obsessed
- Eva Longoria in a black bikini- Feeding Tube (NSFW)
- Kate Hudson looking cute - The Skinny
- Katherine McPhee and her booty - Ninja Dude
- Pink is single, Yipee - Gabby Babble
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Rumer Willis Gets Tossed!
Posted: February 19th, 2008, 9:31am CST by phox
Tags: rumer willis
Hollywood clubs have been letting in underage kids for too long! However, Villa, recently booted Rumer Willis out for being 19. I thought they would have booted her out for being ugly.
Sadly, Willis, was able to drive over to Hyde to get her party on. Of course if I was her bartender, I would have asked if she wanted paper or plastic with her drink. Not for her drink but for her face! OH YEAH! That makes me both disturbed and funny!
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The Morning Link Romp!
Posted: February 19th, 2008, 9:31am CST by phox
Tags: the morning Quicky
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J Lo’s Baby Pics Worth $6 Million!?
Posted: February 19th, 2008, 8:54am CST by phox
Tags: Jennifer Lopez
“I’d be giving birth too if it was a $6 million dollar pay-off!”
With Jennifer Lopez about to deliver twins, the star turned hack might just be able to cover her kids college fund with their baby photos. According to MSNBC via TMZ:
People reportedly is paying $6 million for the snaps.
And to add to that OK! will have international rights giving it a stepping stone to launch OK! Spain. I don’t get how someone like Lopez, who hasn’t made a decent choice (music, movies, and mate), will be getting so much for her baby’s photos. With her doing nothing as of late, she should be lucky that Walgreens would have printed them for free.
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Hot Gossip Blogs
Posted: February 18th, 2008, 12:58pm CST by Derek Hail
Tags: Hails Gossip Picks
Today is President’s day. I’m not quite sure what that means to me or you but I do know it’s a national holiday, which pretty much means I’m going to start drinking in the early afternoon. Have fun with these other awesome blogs:
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Lindsay Lohan Nude and Topless in New York Magazine
Posted: February 18th, 2008, 12:23pm CST by Derek Hail
Tags: Lindsay Lohan
Here is Lindsay Lohan, completely naked and topless in New York Magazine, posing as Marilyn Monroe in the world famous “The Last Sitting.” For those of you who are unfamiliar with “The Last Sitting” you can check out the original images here. (NSFW)
Marilyn Monroe’s original photo set became famous because it was her last set of pictures before her death. The pictures were taken in June 1962 and Marilyn died six weeks later due to causes labeled as “probably suicide,” but it was never made official due to a lack of evidence.
I for one have been personally waiting for Lindsay Lohan to go completely topless for a very long time because, despite her drunken antics, I have written on several occasions that she has one of the nicest racks in Hollywood. I could ramble on for another five minutes about why I love Lindsay Lohan’s boobs, but at this point, I’m sure you just want the pictures.
If you’re looking for the completely Not Safe For Work Lindsay Lohan topless pictures, how about you check out our friend Hollywood Tuna. He has them all.
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Paris Hilton Performs for the Pussycat Dolls
Posted: February 18th, 2008, 8:42am CST by Derek Hail
Tags: Paris Hilton
Here is Paris Hilton performing with the Pussycat Dolls over this past weekend. Usually, when a celebrity performs for the Pussycat Dolls, it’s an excuse to see them run around in skimpy lingerie on stage, but with Paris Hilton, it’s just another weekend and all I have to say is one thing: they better wash out that martini glass because nobody appreciates a disease ridden cocktail.
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Kirsten Dunst Rehab Stint: Is Jake Gyllenhaal To Blame?
Posted: February 18th, 2008, 8:18am CST by Derek Hail
Tags: Kirsten Dunst
Kirsten Dunst, who checked herself into rehab last week, is a real lush and her split with Jake Gyllenhaal is supposedly to blame. Why a relationship that might as well have happened four hundred years is to blame is beyond me, but hey, someone has to be blamed, so fuck him. According to US,
Whenever the cast and crew were out, she was the center of the group – doing shots and encouraging everyone to drink,” a source on her upcoming movie How to Lose Friends & Alienate People told Us. “There was no such thing as ‘just the one’ for her.”
I fail to see the problem here. A girl who is encouraging people to drink? That’s not depression, that’s an easy in. If only there were more girls like that I wouldn’t be a 25 year-old virgin living vicariously through celebrity sex lives on a website where nip slips are the number one priority. I’d instead be at the local bar trying to scam some free shots from Kirsten.
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Stick to Vinny Chase, Idiot!
Posted: February 15th, 2008, 1:41pm CST by phox
Tags: Adrian GRENIER
“From semi-accomplished actor to homeless guy I
