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    Harvard Duchess Resurfaces with Emily Brill, Tells Her to Tip Better [Media Mesh]

    Posted: May 16th, 2008, 2:42pm CDT by Sheila
    TagsEmily brill  

    brillduchess.pngOur favorite socialiteblogger Emily Brill is hanging out with charity gal Erica Birmingham! (We've introduced you to her before; she was the Duchess of Harvard!) Brill tells the Observer that Erica is "full of life, loves New York and has a great heart." We think Duchess Erica will be good for Brill—she's already told the heiress and daughter of former publishing magnate Steve Brill to start tipping better:

    "I always tip 20% unless something really atrocious occurred - like, the waiter spills a drink on you and then isn't even apologetic. I'm sure this is inspired by my parents - my father is, typically, even more generous with gratuity. One thing that I find especially frustrating about tips is that some people I know calculate them based on food but not alcohol - people have seriously strong, divergent opinions on this topic, and it's always awkward." [Erica, via Confessions of a Fifth Avenue Misfit]
    Emily had been arguing for 15%. Seriously, rich people are the worst tippers.




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    Our Advertisers Will Sponsor Your Birthday Party! [Sponsors]

    Posted: May 16th, 2008, 2:28pm CDT by Pareene
    Tagsgawker  

    We love our sponsors. They feed and clothe us. They protect us from rampaging fat people. They are American Express, AT&T, Chili's, Dotspotter, Grand Theft Auto IV, Honda Fit, Jet Blue, MGM Grand Foxwoods, Nikon Coolpix, Oxygen Network, Style-Card.com, Tribeca Film Festival, Unscrew America. Become one of them.


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    Lindsay Lohan's 22nd Birthday Party Needs Corporate Sponsorship [Celebrity]

    Posted: May 16th, 2008, 1:54pm CDT by Sheila
    TagsCelebrity  

    Who will corporately sponsor actress Lindsay Lohan's 22nd rockin' birthday? Remember, it's the '00s now, and the Brand is You. Lindsay clearly understands this, as does the marketing firm handling her party. But let's cut the crap: if you're a sponsor for her birthday bash, what's in it for you? After all, this is what the marketing site calls "an internationally media worthy event. Lindsay and 10 of her closest friends will start the celebration in the early afternoon with manicures, facials and massages."

    "Upon nightfall an intimate group of 75 VIP guests will gather for dinner, performances and most importantly to help Lindsay blow out the candles on her 22nd birthday cake... the Moroccan themed party will take place at a five-bedroom Malibu mansion."


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    Midwestern State Determined to Embarrass Self [Politics]

    Posted: May 16th, 2008, 1:53pm CDT by Pareene
    TagsAl Franken  

    ventura_boa.jpgBecause Minnesota cannot bear not being the laughingstock of a nation with plenty of contenders to that title, they may very well elect comedian Al Franken to the United States Senate this year. Or perhaps Jesse "The Body" Ventura, the noted Predator star and former professional wrestler. And governor of the state. Great work, guys. (Well, Ventura doesn't actually seem that inclined to run. He's just threatening to because he so dislikes Franken and Norm Coleman. Which, yeah, we do too, but we'd still rather see Carl Weathers in that seat. Someday all of our elected officials will have their political resumes replayed on TBS every Saturday afternoon.) [KARE11]


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    BBC Predicts Worldwide Panic As Fat People Eat Entire Earth [No Fatties]

    Posted: May 16th, 2008, 1:48pm CDT by Pareene
    TagsBbc  

    Fat people are eating all the food in the world, thus starving the skinny people, and also causing global warming, because they are so often chilly. It's true, we read it on BBC News. "The result [of hungry, hungry fatties] is that the poor struggle to afford food and greenhouse gas emissions rise," according to a study in The Lancet. Oh no! [BBC]


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    Jennifer Lopez's Contractor Summoned From Birthday Dinner With His Dying Mother [Monsters]

    Posted: May 16th, 2008, 1:45pm CDT by Nick Denton
    TagsDefamer  

    Picture 27-3One finds the best celebrity blind items in the Home & Garden section of the New York Times. Joyce Wadler, who once helmed the newspaper's tepid Boldface Names gossip column, winkled out a delicious anecdote about one of luxury contractor John Finton's most demanding celebrity clients.

    "There was, for instance, the female pop singer who requested an evening meeting during the time Mr. Finton’s mother was terminally ill with cancer, about six years ago. It was Mr. Finton’s birthday, and his mother had planned a special dinner. Mr. Finton explained this to the singer’s father, who acted as her on-site representative. A short time later, Mr. Finton got a call: The singer, he was told, would see him that evening. Mr. Finton complied."

    Now, Finton—the "Indiana Jones" of luxury contractors—has plenty of celebrity clients; and he doesn't name Connecticut-living Jennifer Lopez. But the new mother-of-two is the only pop diva listed as one of his clients on his website. If she's not the heartless client to whom Finton was referring, he should have realized that hers was the name that would come up with just a few minutes of web research.


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    I'm Just A Girl/ But I'd Rather Not Be []

    Posted: May 16th, 2008, 1:37pm CDT by Sheila
    TagsSex Wars  

    In Staten Island, the mean principal of an all-girls school says that the prom is for couples only. No single girls allowed! WTF are they worried about? Lesbianism? [Entertainment Weekly]


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    Whiter [Time Warner]

    Posted: May 16th, 2008, 1:26pm CDT by Nick Denton
    TagsRichard Parsons  
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    The One In Which Chris Matthews Schools A Right-Wing Radio Host In History [Clip Of The Day]

    Posted: May 16th, 2008, 12:58pm CDT by Nick Denton
    TagsBarack Obama  

    newVideoPlayer("Hardball_Neville_Chamberlain2.flv", 506, 423,""); If you're going to accuse Barack Obama of appeasement, it's useful to know the origins of the expression, in Neville Chamberlain's abandonment of Czechoslovakia to Hitler at the Munich conference. Watch spluttering right-wing radio host Kevin James struggle to deal with an ambush question from Chris Matthews on MSNBC's Hardball yesterday: "What did Neville Chamberlain do wrong in 1939?" Of course, if you're planning to demonstrate a Republican talking head's ignorance of history, as Matthews was attempting, it's also useful to remember that Munich was not in 1939, but in 1938.


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    How Did We Miss the 2nd Annual Edgy Moms Reading? [We Hate Your Kids]

    Posted: May 16th, 2008, 12:54pm CDT by Sheila
    TagsAmy Sohn  

    hipstermom.jpgSeriously. It happened last night at the Montauk Club, and every edgy momwriter was there. There were gift bags from sex shop Babeland—that's edgy! In attendance was the Sun's Lenore Skenazy, who wrote about leaving her kid in Bloomingdale's to fend for himself on the subway (he wanted to!), Amy Benfer (Salon), and New York contributor/novelist Amy Sohn. Her piece was about "trying to get her daughter into Brooklyn Heights Montessori School and all the raw, competitive feelings that the New York private school admission process rouses." (Sohn once said—jokingly, but still—"When I had a kid, it seemed natural to me to start exploiting it for material.") [Only the Blog Knows Brooklyn]


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    Butchering The Butch-Haters [Executions]

    Posted: May 16th, 2008, 12:41pm CDT by Richard
    Tagsbutch is beautiful  

    butchproud.jpgLast night, as I settled into my favorite chair, the one upholster'd with the skin of ill-temper'd puppies, I was content. Her Grace Sheila had taken care of some unpleasantness earlier, and I thought my work was done for the week. I was content to merely sharpen my axe and watch the uneven yet amusing season finale of The Office. But I was interrupted by the incessant vibrations of my Blackberry. (Lovely technologickal advances in 2008.) All these elecotronick letters pointed me to the same post. It seems that some of you just don't get it. Here at Gawker, we don't anonymously slander the physical appearance of others. If you continue to feel it necessary to mock those you find unattractive, you will no longer be welcome here. However, mocking the stupid things that people do is wholly encouraged. For instance, feel free to dance on the graves of the sodding twits listed after the jump.


    Executed: Buzz Killington
    Crime: It's fine to have a contrary opinion, but not this one.

    Executed: Kenneth212
    Crime: No, it's not.

    Executed: The-Cubicle-Dweller
    Crime: Geez, I would certainly not like to read any more of your unfunny tripe.

    Executed: Priam
    Crime: Yes it is.

    Executed: Miss_Msry
    Crime: Seriously though, it isn't.

    As always, condemnations, bribes, pleas for mercy, and sexist homophobic screeds may be sent to GawkerExecutioner@gmail.com. Don't email Denton, Pareene, Richard, Sheila, Hamilton, Nick Douglas, Ryan or anyone else from the Court of Gawker. I'm not them, and they don't care.


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    Kreepie Kats Klassik! [Kreepie Kats]

    Posted: May 16th, 2008, 12:31pm CDT by Pareene
    TagsGay Marriage  

    The image associated with this post is best viewed using a browser.Old-fashioned Kreepie Kats cartoonery! After the jump, in cartoonist Jim Behrle's words, "a very special pirate reaction to gay marriage in California." A short film entitled "By the Time We Get to California We'll Get Married and Then I'll Stab You Thru The Nipples and Rape Those Bleeding Holes."


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    Julian Schnabel's Pink House, Discounted [Real Estate]

    Posted: May 16th, 2008, 12:10pm CDT by Sheila
    Tagsjulian Schnabel  

    The real estate market really is in a slump, even for giant pink buildings in the West Village owned by artist Julian Schnabel! He's cut the asking price for one of the Palazzo Chupi duplexes, from $32 million to $29.5 million. (Actor Richard Gere only paid $12 mil for his Palazzo Chupi apartment, which he sold for $18 mil last year.) [WSJ]


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    'Times' Copy-Ed Clearly Seeking Job at 'Onion' [Headlines]

    Posted: May 16th, 2008, 12:08pm CDT by Pareene
    TagsHeadlines  

    Well, the tour didn't work. Maybe we should put the homeless on display somewhere more fun? [NYT]


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    Your Twitter-Stalking Power List [Listicle]

    Posted: May 16th, 2008, 11:41am CDT by Pareene
    TagsAndrew Krucoff  

    Andew Krucoff asked Rex Sorgatz which Twitter feeds he should follow. If those names mean something to you, you may already be familiar with this list. (Which is, in Krucoff's words, "a little tech, a little New York, a little media and lots of girls, girls, girls.") If not, here are the Internet Glitteratti's most personal thoughts and dreams, expressed in 140 characters or less. After the jump, the 23 people you Tweet in heaven.

    Nick Douglas
    Jason Calacanis
    Jackson West
    Anil Dash
    Allison Mooney
    Lockhart Steele
    Scott Kidder
    Caroline McCarthy
    Kelly Reeves
    Jason Kottke
    Peter Rojas
    Lindsay Robertson
    Julia Allison
    Anthony Volodkin
    Choire Sicha
    Nicholas Carlson
    Alisa Leonard
    Jaclyn Johnson
    Ana Marie Cox
    Heather Snodgrass
    Jessica Coen
    Alex Blagg
    Rex Sorgatz

    Don't Shoot the Canary [YM]


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    Rick Moody is Over Himself, OK? [Books]

    Posted: May 16th, 2008, 10:44am CDT by Sheila
    TagsBooks  

    The Ice Storm author and Dale Peck nemesis says, "After 9/11, I really wanted to deal with the culture as a whole instead of just navel-gazing." Moody calls his 1992 book Garden State (no relation to the Natalie Portman/Zach Braff film) "a truly dreadful book but it's emotionally accessible and vulnerable and I admire that." Re: drinking? He's recovered now: "There wasn't some halcyon period where I could have one or two drinks and be witty at a party. I'd have six or eight more and try to f—- other people's girlfriends." [Sydney Morning Herald]


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    Wall Street Journal [Wall Street Journal]

    Posted: May 16th, 2008, 10:40am CDT by Nick Denton
    Tagsrobert thomson  

    Anything happening? There's a rumor too crazy even for me to pass on.


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    Lori Drew, the Biggest Myspace Cyberbully, Gets Indicted [Bad Things, Bad People]

    Posted: May 16th, 2008, 10:18am CDT by Sheila
    Tagsbad things people  

    loridrew.jpgThe MySpace suicide case of thirteen-year-old Megan Meier, who killed herself after being tormented via Myspace by her neighbor Lori Drew—a grown adult woman posing as a teenage boy—is yet another argument for the Internet to be shut down. (Radar named Drew the most hated people online.) Now, she has been indicted "in a highly unusual use of a federal law generally employed in computer fraud cases." [NYT]


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    The Five Charges Against 'Sex and the City' [Arguments]

    Posted: May 16th, 2008, 10:15am CDT by Richard
    TagsArguments  

    satctimeout.jpgThe Sex and the City backlash is in full swing! Isn't it just awful, with its squawking, sideways attacks on feminism, its materialistic hedonism, its Brooklyn-bashing, and its general New York-ruining? Recent articles in the Post and in Time Out New York certainly seem to think so. Though, with two weeks remaining until the big movie sashays into theaters, we suspect that the backlash will earn its own backlash. What will people say? And who's right, the pros or the cons? After the jump find five of the biggest arguments against Sex and the City, how its fans might respond, and who we think is right (and fabulous).

    meatpack.jpgProsecution: The movie ruined Manhattan, especially the Meatpacking District. When the sex-crazed Samantha moved there, and when Carrie and co. started trotting over to Magnolia in the nearby (kind of the same fucking neighborhood) West Village, all club-going, cupcake-scarfing hell broke loose. Thanks, Jonesy.
    Defense: Meh. It would have happened anyway. The reason the neighborhood was on the show was because it was becoming trendy, not the other way around. The show was on premium cable for God's sake. It wasn't that influential. Sure, maybe the exposure expedited the Disneyfication, but it was inevitable. News flash: it's happening (or has already happened) to all of Manhattan. Just look at the Lower East Side. That once-hidden neighborhood was never really featured on the show and nowadays you can't swing a keffiyeh down there without hitting someone you want to punch. Come out to Brooklyn, where it's reasonably safe (for now).
    The Verdict: We're gonna go with the "it was inevitable anyway" argument on this one. It's fun to make grand social theories out of a television show, but there were bigger reasons for the muppets taking Manhattan.

    femsatc.jpgProsecution: The ladies on the show promote some weird brand of feminism where men are both disposable (their word) and completely necessary to one's happiness. So what is it, are they objects or idols? Whatever the answer, both are damaging ideals for modern women.
    Defense: Whoa, back the Subaru up there, Gloria. It's a television show/movie. The women and girls who are taking clues on how to navigate relationships from fake women who refuse to take subways and say things like "the subtext of that text" have bigger problems to deal with than Sex and the City. The show is a pleasant diversion, and was never meant to be anything else. It's not SJP and company's fault that other people are idiots.
    The Verdict: Gotta go with the Prosecution here. Yes, women who heed the show's precarious "advice" about men and women need a wake up call, but the trouble is, the show never offered any caveats that it was, you know, fake. We're pretty sure you were supposed to treat the show as gospel.

    manolo-blahnik.jpgProsecution: The shopping. Oh God, the shopping. $400 shoes! $3,000 handbags! $bamillion dresses! Sex and the City functions as material porn on overload, by not just pimping the products, but enforcing high-end fashion as every woman's right and need. You're just not urban, you're not chic, you're not anything unless you traipse around in $20,000 worth of designer shit, just so... what? A man will look at you? Poor nannies and housekeepers will be jealous? It's not just snobby and over the top. In these credit-crunchy times, when impressionable young people are amassing mountains of debt, it's downright irresponsible.
    Defense: Oh, get over it. Nearly every show and every movie geared toward women features fancy clothes and shoes and accessories. It's partly how these movies get made. Product-placement is a necessary evil. And hey, Sarah Jessica Parker understands. Her Bitten line of clothing retails for like three cents a pant. Sex and the City celebrates style, which can cost $10 or $10,000.
    The Verdict: The excess on the show is awful and damaging. The next time you see a fourteen year old galoompfing down the street wearing the monetary equivalent of a Tercel, you can definitely blame Sex and the City.

    juliasatc.jpgProsecution: Errrbody's a sex and dating columnist now. You know who we can blame on Sex and the City? Fuckin' Julia Allison. And the myriad other oversharers and "got to wondering"ers. Candace Bushnell was a revolutionary in her own way, and now that's just being co-opted by lesser writers. Sex and dating are fun to read about, yeah, but it should be more rarefied.
    Defense: Don't blame SATC, blame the internet. Blame increasingly frequent and public discourse about sex. Bushnell represented something a bit new, yes, and SATC capitalized on it, but it was inevitable that someone would. If you don't like them, don't read them.
    The Verdict: Kind of a draw. Yeah, SATC encouraged the trend, but who really cares. It's kind of on its way out anyway.

    sexsatc.jpgProsecution: Frankly, Sex and the City ruined fucking. What could possibly be less sexy than a bunch of grown women sitting around at a restaurant, punning about cocks? All the dirty talking (and talking and talking and talking) and graphic sex scenes just overexposed and distorted sex. SATC makes sex seem like a theme park ride, rather than the loving and intimate (or dirty and hot) act that it should be.
    Defense: Like the dopes who take feminist cues from the show, anyone who learns carnal lessons from SATC has bigger problems to solve. What on TV doesn't trivialize and sugarcoat sex? If we wanted to watch realistic, sweaty, sorta shameful sex we'd watch Tell Me You Love Me. And God knows no one did that. Sex and the City sex is fun and easy and honest enough. It probably helped some women overcome some sexual fears, and that should be commended.
    The Verdict: Nah, sex is still fun.

    The thing about Sex and the City phenomenon is this: it can be really fun if you just don't take it all that seriously. Yes the whole affair is ridiculous, but that's why it's entertainment. The trouble comes when people do take it at face value and, sadly, try to shape their lives in a similar way. We feel bad for them, yes, but they're also really fucking annoying when they clomp by us on sidewalks or push past us in bars. So, go. Have fun. But if we see you at Houlihan's, throwing back SATC-themed drinks or making up annoying nicknames for the dudes you've boned, then we have a problem.


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    Have You Seen This Gimmick [Glory Days]

    Posted: May 16th, 2008, 10:08am CDT by Pareene
    TagsBlogs  

    sucksoda.jpgMuch as Spy invested sarcasm, Suck invented blogging sarcastically. Or something. It was an internet magazine, like Slate and Salon except it didn't make you want to claw your eyes out, which is why it's defunct now. But everyone remembers it, and its glorious heyday. Greg Allen still has a bottle of Suck Soda. Which is tragic. He would like to know if anyone else has one. [Greg.org via Kottke, natch]


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    Wesleyan Student Partyriot Ends in Paintball and Tasers [The Second Generation]

    Posted: May 16th, 2008, 10:02am CDT by Sheila
    Tagsmillennial generation  

    Wesleyan University, one of the most annoying liberal arts schools in the United States, had an end-of-school "huge block party" last night. Police used probably-unnecessary force (paintball guns with pepper balls, tasers, dogs) to disperse the 250 students on the street; some of them threw bottles at police cars, reports NBC30. But oh, those Millennial generation kids! Thank God they've liveblogged this: "Neither students nor police handling this particularly well. Someone chanting 'Glo-bal war-ming!' -> WTF?"

    Dogs barking, megaphone order to disperse. Mace brandished. General Disarray. Continued bustle of people. Please send any photos not taken with phone to wesleying@gmail

    student quote "what better way to leave wesleyan? it's a spectacle..."
    crowd sings the fight song. go wes...?
    beautiful yet menacing german shepards. chomping at the bit.

    Dogs walking up and down the street. National anthems, paintball guns shot!!!!

    STUDENTS FIRED UPON. pellets apparently bounced off ground, dogs chasing students, officers in tow.

    Angry students yelling at PSAFE to get police out of here. Pepper spray dispersed. Some violent words. Students restraining other students.

    STudents yell about fucking pigs, dogs chasing more people.

    Drunk people yelling really, really irately about their rights. "can't even breathe because of that shit they put in the air" car alarm goes off again. Students apparently under arrest.

    Dans la rue! Dans la rue!



    [Photo: Wesleying]


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    Random Question [John McCain]

    Posted: May 16th, 2008, 9:55am CDT by Nick Denton
    TagsJohn McCain  

    Did anybody see Republican nominee John McCain last night, at Graydon Carter's Waverly Inn restaurant in the West Village? Tell us.


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    Even Hippie Housing Schemes are Expensive [Urban Anthropology]

    Posted: May 16th, 2008, 9:25am CDT by Sheila
    TagsCreative underclass  

    What are "co-housing enthusiasts," asks the Brooklyn Paper? They're "a group of Brooklynites who want to buy a nice building near Prospect Park and share common areas with like-minded friendly people." They are sad living alone in tiny apartments and want friends! A co-housed building is a cross between a "commune and a condo." One place starts at around $600,000 a unit. There are communal meals, but no free love. (Sure, that's what they say now; we'll check back in six months.) [Brooklyn Paper]


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    Insane State of Body Issues Drama Apparently Google's Fault [No Fatties]

    Posted: May 16th, 2008, 9:05am CDT by Pareene
    Tagsblgs  

    RealWomen.jpg"The watershed moment for bodysnarking, Ms. Redd says, came a few years ago when Google introduced its advertising program AdSense. 'The program allowed sites to track pages viewed and make ad revenue based on the number of visitors. [Blogger] Perez Hilton realized that nobody cared about his personal shopping trips; they cared when he posted pictures comparing Britney's private parts to a roast beef sandwich.' The masses had spoken: Bodysnarking was now a revenue generator." [WSJ]


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    Mmm Hmm! [Star Jones]

    Posted: May 16th, 2008, 7:43am CDT by Richard
    TagsObesity  

    "If I punched every bitch who called me fat, it would be dead bitches all up and down the highway." A quote from former View co-host and current... something Star Jones, reacting to a guest saying another was "a cheeseburger away from being obese," while she hosted a reunion for cast members of the Oxygen show The Bad Girls Club. [P6]


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    Who Is the Coke-Snorting, S&M Fan TV Legend? [Blind Item Roundup]

    Posted: May 16th, 2008, 7:38am CDT by Richard
    Tagsblind Item Roundup  

    Question_Mark9.jpgHappy rainy Friday. I don't know about you guys, but my mind is sufficiently blown by a tiring week. Specifically Lost last night, a show that both elates and infinitely frustrates me. So let's just cut to the chase: "Which TV legend likes to play dirty in the bedroom? The larger-than-life fella ties up his conquests with bathrobes - and takes breaks from 'satisfying' the girls only to snort piles of coke." [Rush & Molloy] Three more items after the jump. Namaste, y'all.

  • "Which celebrity has been using her gay best friend to fulfil her needs?" [Mirror
  • "I don't think the parents of this B- list television actress who is way under the legal age of consent would be thrilled to know she is sleeping with her much older television B+ list actor co-star." [Crazy Days and Nights]
  • "This celebutard is engaged to a B list film actress with A+ name recognition. He spent $34,000 on porn last year, and tried to claim it as a deduction for business purposes. He had each and every receipt for all the porn. All of it. He claimed that he needed it to see the proper way to act in a love scene. When the accountant reminded him he wasn't even an actor, our celebutard said something to the effect of, 'I've got my girlfriend believing I'm the best guy in the world. I'm a great actor.' They chose not to try and deduct the porn." [Crazy Days and Nights]

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    Once Useful Creature Refuses To Allow Technological Replacement To Faze Her [Open Caption]

    Posted: May 16th, 2008, 7:00am CDT by Richard
    Tagsits a joke about horseless  

    ["Sex and the City" actress Sarah Jessica Parker at the Berlin premiere of the film yesterday; image via Splash]


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    Arty Studio Movie About Mysteriously Blind People May Actually Be Bad [The Cinema]

    Posted: May 16th, 2008, 6:30am CDT by Richard
    Tagsblindness  

    blindnessphoto.jpgThe much-ballyhooed film Blindness, a Fernando Meirelles (the harrowing City of God, the exquisite Constant Gardener) film starring Julianne Moore (the vagina in Robert Altman's Short Cuts), has been labeled a "misfire" at Cannes. Well, at least by New York Times film critic Manohla Dargis. The movie, some sort of political allegory (based on the Jose Saramago novel) about a whole town stricken with blindness (save for the wan, desperate Moore), is apparently "allegory with a very large capital A." Ahh, too bad. I was looking forward to this one. Oh wait, there's more? The film is also "nasty, brutish and nowhere near short enough." Ouch. Well, let's take ol' Manohla's early review with a little grain of salt. The film could change! Dargis could be completely wrong (as she often is)! If she's not, though, bad news for Miramax, which was pinning some major Oscar hopes on this one. Watch the trailer for the film, plus experience a little more of Dargis' ire, after the jump.

    "Blindness" tracks the utopian ups and dreadful downs of various people — a strong Mark Ruffalo is the Doctor, and a nearly as good Julianne Moore plays the Doctor's Wife — who are interned after a national outbreak of contagious blindness. One bad thing leads to another (it's a Hobbesian world after all), including mass rape, exceptional production design (Toronto looks a mess) and a lot of acting from Danny Glover (the Man with the Black Eye Patch), Gael García Bernal (the King) and Maury Chaykin (the Accountant). Curiously, the film's carefully calibrated racial and ethnic demographics echo those of the central castaways in "Lost," though any giv