Just spotted this picture of Halle Berry at the "Things We Lost In The Fire" premiere in Rome. Now, last week all the celeb-bloggers were going on and on about how pregnancy had really enhanced her bustline and I thought,...
I feel kind of bad ripping off Sarah Silverman, but not that bad. Hey, look: Kim Kardashian just turned 27 this weekend, and she's already accomplished everything she's going to accomplish in her life.
TMZ says Pamela Anderson has sent a cease and desist letter to the blogger who claims she's a coked-up whore. Now, if I'd written that letter, it would say either that Pam Anderson can stop any time she wants, or...
Bai Ling is mostly known for not wearing bras and having her nipples pop out of dresses. She's an actress of some sort, too, but mostly it's the nipple thing. But apparently she's learning all about the virtue of a...
Rumors are wild: Spencer Pratt may have a sex tape. And it's said that it doesn't star his girlfriend, but some hoochie. Ew ew ew ew. This is even scarier than the Werewolf Bar Mitzvah video!
At midnight tonight, Owen Wilson will be doing his first post-hospitalization interview with his old pal Wes Anderson. It's going live on the MySpace "Artist On Artist" site, which is where two artists talk to each other about... you know,...
Dina Lohan reality TV show. Bad idea, or worst idea? (People) Michael Lohan is still hoping for some kind of redemption. It's got a lot to do with his involvement with GodMen, a Christian men's group. Dude, I think that...
Paris Hilton's trip to Rwanda has been postponed, says People. For some kind of organizational reason, of course, and just temporarily, and it's totally not because Paris hates orphans, or black people, or Africa, or international travel. Honest!
Athletes end up in scandal pages all the time, and it doesn't take an arrest like OJ Simpson's. This Spring, New York Yankees star Alex Rodriguez got headlines for hanging out with a stripper. And since they were in the...
Lil' Wayne (right) has credibility as an irresponsible thug, including $145,000 in unpaid jewelry bills, a missed concert date that angered fans and promoters, and a recent arrest related to a missed court summons. His albums have been good enough...
How much do you love your lover? Enough to make a big commitment? Do you want to have them move in with you, like Uma Thurman is said to have suggested to her financier boyfriend Arpad Busson? Now, both of...
Oh, she'll still get hammered during and after, but she won't drink before performances. Apparently she's really doing it: her last show, in Amsterdam (now there's a city to be sober in!) was the best of the tour, because she...
The NY Observer (not a gossip rag) thinks our current obsession with famous babies is something else, a cultural moment of reproduction madness, especially among the wealthy and those who aspire to be like them. I'm not entirely sure. It...
Sean "Puffy" "Puff Daddy" "P. Diddy" "Diddy" Combs is now endorsing a variety of jet-set life that doesn't necessarily involve constantly changing your name or wearing bespoke suits: he's endorsing Ciroc vodka. Mostly seen at expensive ultralounges, sold at table...
When Natalie Portman was in college at Harvard, she had an apartment in the same building where my friend works. And sometimes, just sometimes, if Natalie overslept and was late for class, my friend would see Natalie slip out the...
Sly Stallone and company have released the latest "John Rambo" trailer, and it looks like it won't suck. Weird. Maybe it's just low expectations playing with my mind or something, but... it's uncanny that this seems like it might be...
Jessica Seinfeld's cookbook "Deceptively Delicious" is not only unoriginal (if not totally plagiarized), but it's a terrible idea. (Slate) The Spice Girls are making a ... documentary? (Just Jared) Boy bands may walk the earth again: BoyZone is coming back,...
Hey, at least she's trying, right? I saw this over on BWE and I have no idea what to make of it. I mean, it's a futuristic musical with drugs, murder, and unethical health-care practitioners. OK, so it's not that...
Normally I am a jerk about Tom Cruise. He's arrogant, creepy, a kidnapper of Katie Holmes' soul, a believer in body thetans, I won't watch any movie he's in, etc. But in the interest of raising the tone of this...
NYT Headline: "Victims In Wildfire's Path Say 'Why Me?'" Well, gee, maybe because you built your house in a fire-prone area. There are out-of-control wildfires every few years in Malibu, and I don't see why people are so surprised when...
When you're a recovering addict, it makes sense to avoid places where you used to indulge. That's why Pete Doherty is living outside London and playing gigs in coffeeshops. It seems to be working well enough that the judge is...
Kelly Rowland is canceling tour appearances - with no ticket refunds! (Crunk & Disorderly, who also has an incredibly profane video interview with Khia) Look out! ENORMOUS RABBITS are going to EAT YOUR CELEBRITY BABY! (Heat) The strong Canadian dollar...
Awhile back, we saw a video of Anna Nicole looking bombed out of her mind, wearing clown makeup. Howard K. Stern insisted that it was cut to look that way, and that she was just clowning around. Nope, she's eight...
Evanescence and the Plain White T's are both out on tour right now. One's from Canadia, and one's from Chicago, which is just about as cold in the winter time. So they're kind of similar, even though the music doesn't...
A commenter mentioned that Carrie Underwood did a great job in her Good Morning America performance, and so I went and looked up some video and pictures, and came across this shot on the left. What the hell is Diane...
Hannibal Lecter killed all kinds of people, but he wasn't real. Phil Spector may have allegedly killed one lady, but he also invented the wall of sound. Lecter's got a creepy stare, Spector's got creepy hair. Who's better?
I'm serious, y'all: Do y'all want less Britney on this blog? See, some of her ex-friends have gone so far as to ask fans to boycott her album until she realizes what a nut she's being, and starts acting like...
Incarcerated rapper T.I. is still on the cover of Complex this month and excerpts from his interview are over on the Complex blog. He says, among other things, that hip-hop today sucks: "Now you’re just let down. This ain’t this...
The Redbook Strength and Spirit awards honor people who do inspirational good works, things Redbook readers everywhere will think is great: fighting crime, keeping kids safe, that kind of thing. Last night, among other honorees, they recognized Jayann Sepich, the...
Foxy Brown is an obvious case of "When Keeping It Real Goes Wrong." After ending up in jail for a series of offenses, she's now getting in trouble in jail, fighting and refusing to get on the bus to court...
"American Idol" winner and country star Carrie Underwood is riding high with the release of her new album "Carnival Ride." I'm sure there's a story about how carnival rides take you to the top a