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It seems like everyone these days are commiting suicide or shooting people randomly due to this financial crisis.
So Damn I’m Cute wants to tell you awesome viewers, DON’T KILL YOURSELVES OR ANYONE ELSE! This awful time will end in about 2 years, it might seem forever but it’s really not! Killing yourselves won’t solve this problem. Go to counseling, therapy…everyone has their ups and downs in business.
Be safe!!!
So I thought I could diss Holly Madison…but I can’t. I feel sad for the hoe.
Recently she told TMZ, “Hef and I aren’t togehter.” The bitch has been on his nuts forever. She wanted a baby, a family…and all that time with him…wasted.
Well at least she’ll start living her life now.
Lauren Conrad fails at all her friendships.
The world is not out to get you. Whether you hooked up with Justin or not…it shouldn’t affect you. You look like a little bitch when you randomly blog about being sad. Stop that nonsense. Fight back. Say - Hell yeah we hooked up and it was awesome. No one expects that shit from you.
And don’t even say ” Well I’m a truthful person”. Apparently, the truth is getting you nowhere. Sad right? Live with it.
He looks like a bundle of sleepy joy!
This is Minnie Driver’s newborn Henry! Isn’t he absolutely adorable? And for once a celebrity chooses a name that doesn’t rhyme with some sort of food. Congrats Minnie! We wish you and your family the best!
Yes parents.
Your 8-year-old daughter is now going to ask you to get her belly button pierced. ALL THANKS TO MILEY CYRUS!
If Miley Cyrus was a dude, she would be douchebag of the day every flipping day.
Anyways, we need to shut the bitch down. Remember that whole ridiclous Disney birthday celebration she had? Well she’s not only pissed off tons of parents with the tickets being 250 a pop…but she’s also pissing of the locals. Some dude mailed perez saying:
as u probably know the fireworks at disneyland go off at 9:30 on most nights. apparently when u get tons of money for a private paty u get fireworks at 11:30 pm. on a sunday! we thought an explosion went off over there! (we live real close) when the fireworks go off normally they always start small and then esclate. last night it was just BOOM BOOM! and it was very late. most people im sure were in bed getting ready for a tedious work week to try to pay off a home that they may lose, but not miley. she got a fourth of july worthy fireworks show and so did thousands of anaheim residents who had no idea it was coming. love your site..peace!…kevin in anaheim
Annoying, annoying dumb bitches who worship the shit she walks on. They need to go home and turn off Hannah Montanah and start watching Charm School or some shit.
Someone punch Miley Cyrus in the face.
Thanks to Kim Kardashian, you should hide your 14-year-old daughters in a basement.
I don’t even know if her posting this piture is legal. This sort of triggers the minds of any pedophiles……like Hulk Hogan. And it just makes everyone feel a little uncomfortable.
Like hey it’s a good picture..but then again it’s a step away from kiddie porn. (Ew)
These celebrities were born on October 7:
Edison Chen is 28.
Yo-Yo Ma is 53.
Rachel McAdamns is 32.
Taylor Hicks is 32.
Toni Braxton is 41.
Dylan Baker is 49.
Michael W. Smith is 51.
Shawn Ashmore is 29.
These celebrities were born on October 5:
Nicky Hilton is 25.
Steve Miller 65.
Heather Headley 34.
Bob Geldof is 57.
Steve Miller is 65.
Jesse Palmer is 30.
Brooke Hogan is guilty on counts of attempting to look like a stripper and attempting to look like a woman.
Seriously what the eff this this dumb shit wearing? Actually, why is she wearing this? Did Daddy tell her it looked hot? If she really wants to go for the tranny look, she needs a little more volume in her hair.
By the way bitch, The Pussy Cat Dolls called and they want their damn bra back.
Let’s piss on his grave. We waited for this for 13 years….
O.J will most likely be spending the rest of his life tossing the salad in jail for armed roery, armed burglary, armed kidnapping, consipracy and assualt with a deadly weapon. Let’s not forget he’s also going to jail for being a kniving bitch.
Murdererrrrrrr!!!!
These celebrities were born on October 4:
Lil Mama is 19.
Russel Simmons is 51.
Jackie Collins is 69.
Alicia Silverstone is 32.
Rachael Leigh Cook is 29.
Chris Lowe is 48.
Stephen Gyllenhaal is 59.
Jessica Simpson looks as if she just underwent a lobotomy. Unfortunately, she didn’t. She’s just a little tipsy…
I wonder what she would look like with a lobotomy though..
So last night I watched the Vice Presidential debate. And then my brain was set on fire with the constant usage of the word maverick.
Is it just me or is it every damn time Palin talks..you just want to drive a nail through your head? Not because what she had to say wasn’t interesting..it’s the way she SMILED at me and then WINKED at me. I felt like my television was violating me.
However, she did a really awesome job in presenting her scripted argument. Whoever was her tutor should get a big bonus raise. I’m guessing the Democrats paid for her private debate lessons since she’s just too much of an embarassment to the nation every time she starts speaking.
Biden was consitent and passionate in his arguments presented. He was clear and precise…didn’t have to beat around the bush. And I was seriously about to choke up when Joe Biden mentioned the death of his wife and daughter.
It’s stupid how Palin tries to make herself the only family-oriented candidate..when Biden had to play Mom and Dad for his kids when his wife died.
Media says Biden won.
Seriously, what the nut Catherine Zeta Jones?
Who did this to you? What’s wrong with your face? Did you get into a bronzer fight or something? And…what are those red marks on your chest? Is there something I should know?
I will stop asking your picture these questions. Anyways people…I think Catherine’s body is slowly dying….all those T-Mobile commercials have slowly ruined her. And the fact that Michael Douglas is her husband.
Here’s a few words of advice: Get a M-A-K-E U-P A-R-T-I-S-T
These celebrities were born on October 3:
Gwen Stefani is 39.
Ashlee Simpson is 24.
Sean William Scott is 32.
Chubby Checker is 67.
Clive Owen is 44.
Eric Von Detten is 26.
Tommy Lee is 46.
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The Heist!!!
Sadness…Hugh Laurie..the man who makes me want to study infectious diseases…has been ROBBED!
Who are these bitches? I want to personally inject them with ebola! It all happened at his Hollywood home while him and his wife were sleeping. Nobody was hurt, but they did manage to steal his laptop. Even though he could probably buy shit-loads more…there’s nothing stronger than the bond which a human has with a piece of technology.
If someone stole my iPod- I would steal their soul.
With THIS performace of Sarah Palin playing the flute.
I guess she’s been doing this for 10+ years. Excellent prerequisite for becoming a VP right!?
These celebrities were born on October 2:
Kelly Ripa is 38.
Efren Ramirez is 25.
Sting is 57.
Don Mclean is 63.
Lorraine Braco is 54.
Mandisa is 32.