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  Quickies Redux

  Posted: October 10th, 2008, 6:00pm CDT by Nick

  Tags:  Afternoon Links  

  
  Cash Warren and Jessica Alba out and about in Brentwood (10/9)

  + I never noticed this but Audrina has some really big front teeth [Drunken Stepfather]

  + Keira Knightley Nude Sex Scene Video from The Edge of Love [Egotastic!]
  + What a shock, Angelina Jolie backs Barack Obama [Just Jared]
  + Aubrey O’Day cameltoe [TaxiDriverMovie]
  + Jennifer Lopez may cry after reading this [The Blemish]

  + Norelys Rodriguez is a Venezuelan beauty [Attuworld]
  + Megan Fox has a nerdy side [F-Listed]
  + Sarah Palin to play herself on Saturday Night Live [Cele|bitchy]
  + Why does Katherine Heigl always look like a bitch? [ICYDK]

  

  

  

  [Flynet]

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  Owen Wilson is better than you

  Posted: October 10th, 2008, 5:00pm CDT by Nick

  Tags:  Celebrity Homes  

  
  Owen Wilson has a nice house

  Owen Wilson’s Malibu beach house

  NOTE: “. . . is better than you” is a Friday feature showcasing multi-million dollar celebrity homes in the hopes of generating feelings of jealousy, hatred, and animosity towards said celebrity. When you get down to the entertainment-dollar-spending core of it, you helped buy that home. Sucker!

  

  

  [Flynet]

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  This should be good

  Posted: October 10th, 2008, 3:30pm CDT by Nick

  Tags:  Britney Spears  

  
  No chance in hell that dog is still alive

  Coinciding with the release of her new album Circus, MTV’s airing a Britney Spears documentary in late November. The 90-minute film Britney: For The Record gives viewers a “look into what it is truly like to walk in the shoes of one of today’s biggest musical icons.” Filmmaker Phil Griffin was given “unprecedented” access to Britney for three months earlier this year during her post crazy period. Britney told MTV:

  “So much has gone on over the last couple of years and there’s a lot that people don’t know about me that I want them to know. I wanted to make this film because I started to feel like I wasn’t being seen in the light that I wanted to be seen in. This is an opportunity to set the record straight and talk about what I’ve been through and where I’m headed.”

  What exactly is the light you want to be seen in when you do stuff like talk in a fake British accent and hold your kid hostage? Because one thing comes to mind: I’m a crazy motherfucker.

  

  [BauerGriffinOnline]

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  Shocking news about Madonna

  Posted: October 10th, 2008, 2:30pm CDT by Nick

  Tags:  Madonna  

  
  Madonna performing in New York (10/6)

  Turns out she’s not the happy-go-lucky, down-to-earth person everyone thinks she is. Oh, no one thought that? My bad. From the New York Post:

  The Swedish pop star Robyn was psyched when the Material Mom invited her to open for a handful of her European concerts but quickly found out there are rules. Robyn told her hometown Swedish paper that she and her crew were told “not to approach Madonna, not to speak to Madonna and, above all, no pictures . . . I hadn’t expected any glamour, but it’s strange that they assume that the first thing you’re gonna do is run after Madonna and ask for an autograph. My worst nightmare would be to turn into Madonna . . . Madonna is constantly chasing the latest trends.” (Source)

  In Madonna’s defense, she’s a huge fucking bitch and everyone knows it. So if you choose to work for Madonna, you’re an idiot. It’s like spending the night at Charles Manson’s house and getting mad at him when you wake up with a pentagram carved into your forehead.

  

  

  [WENN]

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  Lunch with Gisele Bundchen

  Posted: October 10th, 2008, 2:00pm CDT by Nick

  Tags:  gisele bundchen  

  
  Gisele Bundchen

  Gisele Bundchen filming a music video for the rock band Blackcowboy on Melrose Avenue (10/9)

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  Here it is

  Posted: October 10th, 2008, 1:00pm CDT by Nick

  Tags:  Roseanne Barr  

  
  Roseanne Barr has a sex tape

  The unsexiest story of 2008. From Roseanne Barr’s blog:

  My Sex Tape…

  The fired intern from Myspace (not Joey) has also stolen my private sex tape. I am offering $25,000 for it’s return (unless someone would like to distribute it - then I am willing to deal). (Source)

  On the bright side, I think I may have finally found a solution to the teen pregnancy epidemic. Just replace all the textbooks in Health class with a printout of this story. Because there is no way a guy could get an erection after reading that. I basically just committed assault against my penis by writing about this.

  [PIC: INFDaily.com; STORY VIA : Gabby Babble]

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  The Daily Bikini

  Posted: October 10th, 2008, 12:15pm CDT by Nick

  Tags:  Daily bikini  

  
  Molly Sims bikini pics!

  Model and actress Molly Sims in Malibu (July 06)

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  Hef’s new girlfriends kick ass

  Posted: October 10th, 2008, 11:30am CDT by Nick

  Tags:  Karissa Shannon  

  
  Karissa and Kristina Shannon

  Literally. Hugh Hefner’s new girlfriends, twins (!!!) Karissa (l) and Kristina (r) Shannon, were arrested earlier this year and charged with felony aggravated battery after they jumped a chick at a party. Both received probation. From TMZ:

  We just talked to a relative of one of the victims and here’s what they tell us went down. The twins went out after work with one of their Wing House co-workers, Erica Civello, to a house party. Kristina allegedly started arguing with Erica, and Karissa came up behind her and hit Erica over the head with a bottle of beer and they both “jumped her.” Erica suffered a concussion. (Source)

  I don’t know why this bitch pressed charges. Usually I have to pay good money to be jumped by twins. For example, last February I . . . wait a minute, what kind of money do they use in Thailand again?

  

  [Splash News]

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  Midnight T&A: Cat Deeley

  Posted: October 10th, 2008, 1:00am CDT by Nick

  Tags:  Cat Deeley  

  
  Cat Deeley

  English actress and model Cat Deeley

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  Quickies Redux

  Posted: October 9th, 2008, 6:00pm CDT by Nick

  Tags:  Afternoon Links  

  
  Heidi Klum leaving Madeo restaurant in L.A. (10/7)

  + James Bond got plastic surgery [Just Jared]

  + Angelina Jolie breast-feeding on the cover of W magazine [Drunken Stepfather]
  + Kristina and Karissa Shannon are Hugh Hefner’s New Twin Girlfriends (NSFW) [Egotastic!]
  + Why is the paparazzi still taking pictures of this skank? [F-Listed]
  + Nuts top 100 big boob celebs! (NSFW) [TaxiDriverMovie]

  + Aria Giovanni’s PG Porn is hilarious [Popoholic]
  + Aretha Franklin and Tina Turner are fighting [Bossip]
  + Stephen Dorff headbutts some lady — with pics [Seriously? OMG! WTF?]
  + Avril Lavigne on the verge of splitting up with her husband [ICYDK]

  

  

  [WENN]

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  Suck on that, salad!

  Posted: October 9th, 2008, 4:30pm CDT by Nick

  Tags:  Travis barker  

  
  Travis Barker is back on the meat team

  A vegetarian for 25 years, Travis Barker has started eating meat again to help speed along his recovery from that inconvenient plane crash he was in last month. He told Us Weekly:

  “I need protein from food rather than just protein supplements. I changed my diet. I would do anything I possibly could if they said like, ‘There’s a possibility you might heal faster if you do eat meat or just change your eating habits.’ So I did. I don’t regret it at all, I feel so much better.” (Source)

  Uh oh, PETA is gonna be pissed. It’s a good thing their diet of tofu and lettuce doesn’t give them enough strength to picket Barker’s hospital.

  [WENN]

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  Hayden’s fly is down

  Posted: October 9th, 2008, 3:00pm CDT by Nick

  Tags:  Hayden Panettiere  

  
  Hayden Panettiere’s fly is down

  Hayden Panettiere was caught with half her fly down last Friday night as she was leaving Les Deux nightclub in Hollywood. Hmmmm, Les Deux’s 21+ and Hayden’s only 19, right? Weird. She probably stumbled in through the back door and into a private VIP area away from cameras on accident. It happens.

  

  [INFDaily.com]

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  Lunch with Sophie Monk

  Posted: October 9th, 2008, 2:00pm CDT by Nick

  Tags:  Sophie Monk  

  
  Sophie Monk

  Sophie Monk leaving CBS studios in Burbank (10/8)

  

  

  [WENN]

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  This is a relief

  Posted: October 9th, 2008, 1:00pm CDT by Nick

  Tags:  brooke Hogan  

  
  Brooke Hogan turns down Playboy

  Don’t expect to see Brooke Hogan in the pages of Playboy anytime soon. She turned down the magazine’s offer to pose nude. Brooke’s rep told Us Weekly yesterday:

  “Brooke just didn’t feel that it was the right time. It’s not out of the question for the future, but we’ll have to see.” (Source)

  This story’s backwards, right? Brooke approached Playboy and they turned her down. Please tell me Brooke approached Playboy and they turned her down. I can’t live in a world where Playboy is actively seeking Brooke Hogan for its pages. Brooke actually did turn Playboy down you say? Shit. Well as long as we’re living in Bizarro World, I have a sobering confession to make: turns out the ladies are repulsed by the nine inches of heat I’m packing. And my 8-pack abs? Eat a donut, they often tell me as I run away weeping.

  [WENN]

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  The Daily Bikini

  Posted: October 9th, 2008, 12:15pm CDT by Nick

  Tags:  Stephanie Seymour  

  
  Stephanie Seymour bikini pics!

  Stephanie Seymour in St. Bart’s (Dec. 07)

  

  

  [BauerGriffinOnline]

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  Hugh is sad

  Posted: October 9th, 2008, 11:00am CDT by Nick

  Tags:  Holly Madison  

  
  Hugh Hefner and Holly Madison officially split

  Hugh Hefner confirmed his break up with Girls Next Door star Holly Madison. He told Us Weekly:

  “I had planned to spend the rest of my life with Holly. [After the break-up] I was road kill a couple of weeks ago. We tried to have a baby earlier this year and it didn’t work out. She became very depressed.” (Source)

  Poor Hugh. I don’t know how he’s gonna cope with this break-up. Oh wait, yes I do: 18-year-old vagina. Feeling bad for Hugh Hefner breaking up with his girlfriend is like feeling bad for Bill Gates losing his wallet.

  

  [Pacific Coast News]

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  Some people went to the beach

  Posted: October 9th, 2008, 10:30am CDT by Nick

  Tags:  Randy Spelling  

  
  Randy Spelling and some chick in Hawaii (10/6)

  I don’t know who the woman is but the guy is Randy Spelling, Tori Spelling’s brother. Yeah, you could say it’s been a pretty bad few weeks for bikini pics. We’re stuck with a famous chick’s brother and his apple-loving girlfriend. I blame you Marisa Miller. Would it kill you to throw us a bone(r) and go on a tropical vacation?

   

  

  

  [Pacific Coast News]

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  Lil Wayne has cool friends

  Posted: October 9th, 2008, 10:00am CDT by Nick

  Tags:  Birdman  

  
  Lil Wayne at Mansion nightclub in Miami (10/7)

  Rapper Lil Wayne celebrated his 26th birthday at Miami’s Mansion nightclub on Tuesday night. It was the typical understated affair with ice sculptures full of $100s and a suitcase full of $1 million. Did I mention the suitcase was a gift? Becase the suitcase was a gift. Lil Wayne’s friend Birdman gave the rapper $1 million dollars for his birthday. For my 26th birthday, I got a sweater and a night out on the town* with my grandma. Advantage: Lil Wayne.

  *Applebee’s

  

  

  [WENN]

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  Amy Winehouse tried to kill herself

  Posted: October 9th, 2008, 9:00am CDT by Nick

  Tags:  Amy Winehouse  

  
  The healthiest Amy’s looked in weeks

  Amy Winehouse reportedly tried to kill herself with a knife in front of her friends. A source told Britain’s Daily Star tabloid:

  “Amy said she was ‘caught up in a nightmare’. Her friends managed to get the knife away from her but are now holding a 24-hour watch on her. Amy has a death wish. Her emotions are exaggerated. She is either high as a kite or, when she hears something she doesn’t like, she’s suicidal. She is all for this stupid Sid Vicious notion of dying young. She is not scared of it and believes it’s her destiny.” (Source)

  Thank God her friends managed to stop her. Amy has simply too much to live for: meth, cocaine, vicodin, whiskey, heroine, percocet, and weed. And what about seeing the world? There’s still so many countries Amy has yet to visit and pass out in.

  NOTE: When Amy dies, does she get a 21-syringe salute at her funeral?

  [WENN]

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  This isn’t fair

  Posted: October 9th, 2008, 8:00am CDT by Nick

  Tags:  lauren conrad  

  
  Lauren Conrad outside of Toast cafe in West Hollywood (10/8)

  I guess Lauren Conrad bought a new Audi R8 or something. Pacific Coast News says she had it delivered to her house in Hollywood yesterday. The cost? $115,000. Of course. Of course Lauren Conrad can afford a $115,000 car. She earned that money through sweat and hard work. My favorite episode of The Hills is when she goes to lunch with her friends and they talk about boys. No one goes to lunch with her friends and talks about boys as well as Lauren.

  By chance, does anybody here know the president of MTV? If so, can you do me a favor and tell him to fuck off.

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