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It’s no secret that Jennifer Aniston is a fun party girl. Oh wait, I meant to say Uptight Super Bitch. Sorry about that. I would much rather see her from this angle all the time, that way we don’t have to see her sourpuss face. Maybe she’s standing like that so the stick will fall out of there. God knows it’s been lodged in her ass long enough.
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I don’t know what it is about Brenda Song but I can’t get enough. I want to start a small village with her and wear one of those straw hats. Then I’ll grow one of those long thin moustaches and drink sake all day long while she washes our clothes in the river behind the house. Doesn’t that sound romantic Brenda? Give me a call, all that can be yours.
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I’m guessing JoJo is over 18 at this point but she still looks like she’s jailbait. I expect Chris Hanson to pop out while I’m even just looking at pictures. I think it’s because her facial features are all smushed together. It’s like someone put all the Mr Potato Head pieces into just one hole. Then they put it in a tight dress, added some pre-pubescent boobs and dared me to stare at it. Well it worked.

I don’t know what it is about Vanessa Hudgens but she looks so sex charged it’s insane. The girl is in Disney movies and she looks like she can out duel a porn star in a sex-off. The best part of it is by the looks of her choice in men, she’s obviously into girls. Really girly girls. She’s not one of those lesbians who like chicks that look like men. What’s up with that? That’s like being a vegetarian and only eating meat flavored tofu. It’s pointless.
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Usually it takes years for a woman to get back into killer shape after having a kid. It takes a while to get that “hot chick confidence” back. There is a shortcut however, and Megan Fox found it. Date a dude with a kid. You take all the work out of bieng a hot mom and skip right into being the envy of the schoolyard dads. I’m sure that kid’s classmates even got a tingle in their underoos.
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Yea, sory for getting your hopes up, but this “Gone Wild” issue of GQ does not feature the Victoria Secret Angels showering and rubbing themselves down or lezzing it up with each other. It doesn’t feature Marisa Miller saying “It’s my first tiiiiime!”, or Izabel Goulart flashing her breasts at the camera while completely wasted. This has to be false advertising.
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Jessica Simpson, in an interview with Elle, said that Tony Romo is “different” than all her other past boyfriends.
Jessica Simpson tells Elle that Romo is different from the rest of the guys she’s been with because he “appreciates my talent” and that they’re “spiritually connected.” She says that most of the guys she’s been with were “captivated by my heart.”
Jessica Simpson is an idiot. It’s as simple as that. All you have to do is tell her she’s talented and your in. I imagine that’s the easiest way to get in her pants. Well, that or waving a balloon in front of her face. She’s a sucker for bright shiny things.
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Good Lord. You may have seen these pictures elsewhere but Bar Refaeli in a bikini is not something you just skim over. How is it possible that a woman that thin has boobs that big? Real boobs. Real boobs that don’t flop around like wet bags of oatmeal. I’ve felt Oatmeal tits guys, and they are the world’s biggest disappointment. I would rather have seen Santa Claus being shot by the Easter Bunny when I was 6 then have felt those oatmeal tits. It was like unwrapping the most glorious present of all and it turning into a lump of shit right in front of your eyes.
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What the hell is up with Jennifer Aniston’s nipples? They are always perky and peeking through her shirt. Even when she wears a bra it’s like she’s got metallic nips that just break through any force. Maybe she’s some kind of robot. That would explain her lack of emotions and that sour puss face she’s always got…