Jessica Simpson is stunning. I wouldn’t have her change a thing about her body, but at this point I think it’s fair to blame her stylist or whoever picked out this dress. Not only is the pattern horrible, but it draws attention to all the wrong parts of her body.
Why couldn’t she have picked this in a solid color, like navy or a deep forest green? Or perhaps she should have gone with a different dress entirely, opting for something that shows off her best features. We all know what those are…
Certainly not the left and right sides of her brain!
