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Ali Lohan is incredibly selfish
Ali Lohan skipped her Grandpa’s funeral earlier this year because she was having a bad hair day. Umm, wow? From Crazy Days and Nights:
If you recall, about a month or so ago, I posted a little thing in here about how Lindsay Lohan skipped the funeral of her grandfather because she was in an argument with Michael Lohan . . . But, one person who was also not there was Ali Lohan. Not caught up in a huge squabble with her dad, one wonders what her excuse was for not showing up. Well according to Fox, the reason Ali didn’t show up at the funeral was because she didn’t have time to get her hair extensions done the day before and didn’t want anyone to see what horrible hair she has. (Source)
Now to be fair, Ali truly has awful hair. Grandpa Lohan apparently knew this, because in his last will and testament he specifically stated that during his funeral someone should “Keep that baldheaded bitch Ali the hell away from my rotting carcass.” He also referred to Lindsay once or twice, but it’s been deemed inappropriate for this website.
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Whenever I try to conjure up an image of the most empty, useless person I can think of, the face that normally comes to mind is a hodgepodge of features distinctly recognizable as belonging to the Lohan family. And in case I had any doubt that each of the Lohans is utterly selfish and terrible, I think I’ve found proof positive that they really are.
Remember a few months ago when Michael Lohan’s father passed away? Michael made a big deal out of Lindsay not coming to see her grandfather and somehow made it sound like Dina was keeping the kids away from the funeral – even though Lindsay and one of her brothers are over 18 and Dina has no say over them. However it turns out young Ali didn’t show up for the funeral either. Why? She needed to get her hair extensions done.
If you recall, about a month or so ago, I posted a little thing in here about how Lindsay Lohan skipped the funeral of her grandfather because she was in an argument with Michael Lohan. I said she should have gone and most of you said she didn’t have to. Hey, at least she had some kind of reason for not attending. I mean in retrospect if she had gone, Michael would have probably just tried to sell the photos of it anyway, so he is probably just pissed he couldn’t go out and acquire any more items from the Right Said Fred line of clothes.
But, one person who was also not there was Ali Lohan. Not caught up in a huge squabble with her dad, one wonders what her excuse was for not showing up. Well according to Fox, the reason Ali didn’t show up at the funeral was because she didn’t have time to get her hair extensions done the day before and didn’t want anyone to see what horrible hair she has.
Ummm. I guess we can congratulate her for telling the truth instead of making up some kind of in bed with the flu story. Can you even comprehend how shallow someone must be that they would not attend the funeral of their grandfather because they didn’t have time to get hair extensions? What the hell has this world come to? How vain can a kid get? I’m sure it was a horrific drama for her, but don’t you think that the parent she currently lives with would have at least acted like a parent and told her to get the f**k to the funeral? Yeah, well the mother of the year obviously didn’t do that because she was probably more concerned with how the look would affect her future commissions. She has to make a living after all, and she only has so many kids.
[From Crazy Days and Nights]
With any other family I’d call bullshit on that story, but it’s the Lohans so it’s probably true. How hard can it be to put your hair in a ponytail? Or if Ali were truly stressed about her hair, then wrap it in a bun so nothing’s hanging down. Granted a bun on a teenager who already looks sixty isn’t the best option, but it is what it is. Definitely better than skipping your grandfather’s funeral. I do appreciate that she didn’t make up some bullshit excuse, but holy cow, that’s low. I’m sure that did a lot to encourage familial peace.
Here’s Ali and her hair extensions along with mom Dina leaving Henri Bendels in NYC last Monday. Images thanks to Fame.

There's only a handful of celebs who look good au naturel, but Heroes star Ali Larter is definitely one of them. We caught up with the actress after she hit the gym and the hair salon, and she looks just as gorgeous minus the makeup as she does all glammed up.
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That's quite an accomplishment!
Spotted out at the Henri Bendel boutique yesterday - Lindsay Lohan’s mother Dina and sister Ali both showed up to lend their support at the launch of her new line of leggings.
The “Living Lohan” ladies looked lovely as they made their way out onto Fifth Avenue via the employee entrance, with Ali sporting a black turtleneck underneath a black jacket, with grey leggings and black zip-up boots, while Dina wore a black turtleneck with a grey cable-knit sweater and black trousers.
Surrounded by family and friends, Lindsay Lohan launched her new fashion collection 6126 at Henri Bendel in New York City on Monday evening (October 13).
The “Mean Girls” starlet happily posed for photographers, standing alongside guests including her little sister, Ali, as well as girlfriend Samantha Ronson’s sister, Charlotte.

Last week it was reported that well-respected manager Johnny Wright offered to meet with Ali Lohan and possibly become her manager. This would have been a huge coup for Ali and possibly led to an actual career where she could be more than just the lead-in to a joke about Dina Lohan. Dina, however, being Dina, completely blew the entire thing for her. She still wanted to keep Ali’s entire manager fee for herself – which leads one to wonder, exactly how she thought Johnny Wright should be compensated.
The whole thing reeked of ego. And though Ali’s camp confirmed that they took a meeting with Wright, his side is now saying that they’ve never met with the Lohans and he’d never consider managing Ali’s career. The response is really terse and it’s clear he’s pissed as hell about something. I’m guessing Dina’s ego and the resulting wasting of his time.
FAMED music manager Johnny Wright is not only saying, “Thanks, but no thanks” to Dina Lohan - he slams her and her daughter Ali in a statement to Page Six. Lohan sources said Wright - who steered the Jonas Brothers and Justin Timberlake to the top - offered to manage Ali’s career. At the time, Dina told us via a rep she was interested and would take the meeting. But forget that.
A scathing statement from Wright’s company states: “Johnny Wright would like to set the record straight regarding his involvement with Ali Lohan.
“Johnny Wright has never met with Ali Lohan, has never been introduced to Ali Lohan, nor has he had a meeting with Ali or Dina Lohan regarding Ali’s music career. While he wishes Ali Lohan the best in all her endeavors, Mr. Wright has never had any intention of speaking with Ali Lohan regarding her career. Any story that has surfaced about such a meeting holds no merit and is completely false.
“Wright Entertainment Group has never had any interest or intention of adding Ali Lohan as an artist on the company’s roster, which currently includes Justin Timberlake, Jonas Brothers, Janet Jackson and Ciara amongst others.
[From the New York Post]
That last paragraph implies a lot. Both that Dina is a moron for passing on the opportunity to have Ali managed by someone with such a client roster… and it also is implying that Ali isn’t good enough to be a part of Wright management. Which she definitely isn’t at this point, but part of being a good manager is cultivating a career. Dina obviously has some experience because she managed Lindsay, but I would think it takes a special kind of talent and experience to successfully brand a younger sister in a way that is unique and separate from the older one.
Though they deny ever taking a meeting with the Lohans, it’s pretty clear that Wright is pissed and insulted – not that I blame him. But really, the joke is on Dina. She’s so dumb and full of herself that she has no clue that whatever attention she’s getting is because people are laughing at her stupidity, not admiring her business savvy like she’d hoped.
Here are Dina and Ali at the “Georgia Rule” premiere in May 2007. Images thanks to Fame.

Johnny Wright, whose company manages the careers of Justin Timberlake, Janet Jackson and other huge stars, says it is not true that he has offered to help out Ali Lohan and her failing musical career.
Wright is quashing rumors that he wants to work with Ali, and even made a statement to the New York Post’s Page Six stating so.
“Johnny Wright has never met with Ali Lohan, has never been introduced to Ali Lohan, nor has he had a meeting with Ali or Dina Lohan regarding Ali’s music career. While he wishes Ali Lohan the best in all her endeavors, Mr. Wright has never had any intention of speaking with Ali Lohan regarding her career. Any story that has surfaced about such a meeting holds no merit and is completely false.
“Wright Entertainment Group has never had any interest or intention of adding Ali Lohan as an artist on the company’s roster, which currently includes Justin Timberlake, Jonas Brothers, Janet Jackson and Ciara amongst others.”
Obviously this guy has a reputation to uphold and wants to make it clear that he has no involvement with the Lohan’s and their crappy careers. Can you blame him?
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Ali Lohan wants to move in with Lindsay Lohan. I know, I know, poor Ali Lohan’s liver. I give that little thing two years before it explodes. Mike Walker of the National Enquirer says:
After Lindsay Lohan’s proud proclamation that she’s finally got her life together, she’s strongly lobbying Living Lohan star/stage mom Dina Lohan to let 14-year-old baby sister Ali move in with her and Samantha Ronson! Said a friend: “Lindsay really wants to bond and see more of Ali because she thinks that now, finally, she can be a positive influence.”
Lindsay – who’s been privately critical of Dina for pushing Ali into their widely panned reality series – told pals she believes she can show Ali what “Hollywood is really all about!” (Source)
Lindsay’s right. If Ali does come to live with her, she can show her what Hollywood’s all about: drugs, booze, and same-sex couples. The only thing in the entertainment industry Lindsay can’t expose Ali to? Acting.
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With the fall television season upon us, there’s excitement in the air for our favorite shows to start airing new episodes. And Hayden Panettiere was all about getting Heroes fans revved up at a very special event.
The “I Love You Beth Cooper” babe was dressed to impress at the “Heroes: Countdown to the Premiere” event in Los Angeles last night (September 7).

We spotted Ali Larter slipping some change into a parking meter on her way into Neil George yesterday afternoon. Think she bumped into Christina Applegate while she was there?
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Lookin' lovely, Ali!
As summer nears it’s end, Ali Larter made sure to take advantage of the remaining beautiful days with a trip to the beach on Sunday (August 24).
Looking simply smashing in a tiny black string bikini, the “Heroes” hottie, along with her boyfriend Hayes MacArther and their two pooches, seemed to have a lovely time as they soaked up the sun and splashed in the water.
Hereos butt-kicker Ali Larter was looking stunning when we caught her in our lens last night at the Trump party. Of course, Ali is a lovely lady, and would turn heads wherever she went, but we’ve got to say that this doozy of a dress was certainly helping her. Can anyone tell us the designer? We’re not crazy about the the embellishments on one so young, but the fabric and cut is certainly stunning! More importantly, you can tell that Ali was loving that thing and that it made her feel sexy and fun. That’s what the best fashion does for people. If an outfit makes you feel crappy, no matter how good it looks, it ain’t gonna work. Trust us on that one.
Photo by Derek Steele/BuzzFoto.com
Lindsay Lohan has posted a very interesting blog on her MySpace page, which was provoked by two photographers who asked Lindsay if her younger sister Ali, 14, recently got breast implants.
“It made me feel a bit sick to my stomach,” she writes. “My response simply was, ‘Did you really just ask me that? She is a 14-year-old girl, and you are a pedophile!’ All I am trying to say is that I was raised with a wonderful family surrounding me. Of course, we have our ups and downs, but all in all, my mother taught us to appreciate what we have been given. Nor would she ever encourage, or allow a 14-year-old child to alter her body.”
For once in my life I’m going to have to say that I agree with Lindsay Lohan.
Lindsay ranted on her MySpace celebrity blog about certain gossip rags and bloggers who are saying that little Ali Lohan looks like she got a boob job.
She wrote:
ARE THEY REAL?????
hey everyone..
i just had to share something that came up today and it made me feel a bit sick to my stomach.
so, here’s the visual…
me and my friend Patrick walking into a store, and two paparazzi come up out of nowhere (like usual) and start throwing questions at me…
one of them being, “Hey Lindsay, what do you have to say about people commenting on your sisters implants?”
WOW!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
my response simply was, “Did you really just ask me that? She is a 14 year old girl, and you are a pedophile!”
i was caught out of nowhere so i didn’t really come up with the proper response at the time.. there’s many other things that i felt like saying, but why give it to a random guy with a camera so that he can make money!
All i am trying to say is, is that, i was raised with a wonderful family surrounding me, of course we have our ups and downs, but all in all my mother taught us to appreciate what we have been given. Nor would she ever encourage, or allow a 14 year old child to alter her body.
i am not judging people that do, but i am just saying that its not something that my family finds necessary to do, especially when you’re not even fully developed yet!
It is hard enough being 14 years old and you have enough insecurities to begin with, then add being in the public eye…
i just find it really disconcerting that people have to focus on the negative and that some people are sooooo bored with their own lives that they need to manifest lies to hurt another person.
in a more positive light…
i got some great clothes from alexander wang and i miss samantha cuz she’s out of town
have a wonderful day everyone~
til next time..
xx LL
I love the boob job rumors. I say that sarcastically because any bitch can wear a push-up bra, water bra, or wtf ever and look like they had a boob job.
How many times have bloggers asked, “Did Paris Hilton get a boob job?” No you dumb f**kers, you just have nothing better to write about!
Same goes for Ali. I mean, please. This girl is 14 years old and still developing. Why are you sick f**ks even looking at her tits? She’s a fricking kid, you assholes.
In their latest issue, Us Weekly asks the question on the minds of many imprisoned pedophiles and child rapists: Is it finally acceptable to talk about a 14-year-old girl’s breasts? The answer? A resounding ‘yes’:
Did 14-year-old singer Ali Lohan have a summer growth spurt? Us Weekly reports in its latest issue, on newsstands now, that the young star of Living Lohan flaunted what looked like overnight curves at a Jonas Brothers concert in East Hampton, NY on August 9. Just three months earlier, a flatter Lohan hit Fuse for a taping of The Sauce in NYC. (Source)
After being confronted by a paparazzo asking about her sister’s breasts, Lindsay Lohan took to her MySpace page to address the rumors:
All i am trying to say is, is that, i was raised with a wonderful family surrounding me, of course we have our ups and downs, but all in all my mother taught us to appreciate what we have been given. Nor would she ever encourage, or allow a 14 year old child to alter her body. (Source)
Ha ha ha, that’s a good one Lindsay. You almost had me convinced that Dina’s a responsible mother and not a leech that sacrificed both of her daughter’s childhoods to the Hollywood machine, all in some misguided attempt to boost her own sense of self-importance. Did you know that when Ali was just 4, Dina taught her to stand with her head perfectly still so “Mommy has a place to put her margarita”? True story.
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What the hell! The girl is ONLY 14-years-old and, just three months ago, she looked like this:
Think Ali pulled a Hilary Duff?
I seriously hope not - but with a mom like Dina (not to mention Ali's crave for fame), we hafta wonder!

Credit: US Weekly
US Weekly has side by side comparison photos of Ali Lohan, and she looks to have grown boobs overnight. She’s possibly using those chicken cutlet inserts to enhance her natural assets, but the girl is 14 years old. If she did stuff her bra to achieve this look, it’s a much better alternative than surgery at her age, but neither is appropriate.
Ali denied a rumored nose job, and she’ll probably say she didn’t have anything done to her chest, either. Her sister Lindsay is widely believed to have had a boob job at 17, which she is though to have had reduced. Ali says she wants to be just like Lindsay and that she wants to be famous. Her mom, Dina, claims she’s just helping her daughter fulfill her dream to be a singer, that she’s not a “stage mother” and isn’t pushing her into show business.
You can see Dina allowing Ali to get a boob job at that age and claiming she’s just helping her daughter with her career. Girls’ bodies change a lot at 14 and it’s possible Ali just got curvier along with wearing a bra or inserts that add a cup size or two. I’m voting for chicken cutlet inserts because it would be too creepy if she had breast augmentation at 14. Wait for the Lohans to deny this in their gravelly hysterical-sounding voices and act like it’s everyone else’s problem that people are pointing out how age-inappropriate Ali looks.

“Allegedly a 14-year-old girl, looks to be about 60… I say that with concern and love. She allegedly wants to be a singer and or actor-slash-performer of some sort, striptease person, i don’t know.”
- Anderson Cooper referring to Ali Lohan on Live with Regis & Kelly
[OK]
Dina Lohan is furious after finding out from TMZ no less that her 14-year-old daughter unwittingly auditioned for a well-known porn director.
On Sunday night’s reality tv episode of “Living Lohan,” young Ali Lohan gave an audition for the movie “Troll.” One of the two men she read for was Peter Davy, an award-winning porn director. TMZ reports that he’s directed such porn hits as “Breast Wishes 14,” “Bun Busters 12″ and “Voodoo Lust.” It should be noted Davy’s film (Troll) is pure mainstream horror and a remake. The original movie starred Sonny Bono, June Lockhart, Julia Louis-Dreyfus. Ali auditioned for the role of Eunice St. Clair who helps the lead male character fight an evil troll.
Ali’s agent apparently set up the audition and Dina claims she had no idea about Davy’s past. The funny thing is Ali supposedly got the role and while the Lohan family is acting all indignant, they haven’t said she won’t act in the movie or not.
Choker...
Black button-down...
Mom jeans.
I guess we just have to accept the fact that this is Ali's signature look, and she's gonna wear it out!
In this case, she wore it out to the premiere of The Sisterhood of the Traveling Pants 2, where the ever-present and effervescent Dina came as her date.
Kinda sad when your forty-something mom looks better than you!
Although that ain't saying much!
If you heard Ali Lohan’s new single, chances are you know what an annoying, mass manufactured song it is.
Well now, here’s the equally crappy video to go along with it.
Clips of Ali in the recording studio, Ali singing, Dina Lohan is scattered throughout the video . . . I could swear this is a promo for Dina’s reality series lovechild, Living Lohan.
Yes, it’s that bad.
She’s been hanging in New York City as of late, filming scenes for the upcoming season of “Ugly Betty.” And yesterday (July 27), Lindsay Lohan received a visit from her mother Dina and sister Ali.
The trio of Lohan ladies all met up at LiLo’s downtown Manhattan hotel Sunday afternoon for a much-needed reunion, especially considering the accident rumors that have been churning out of the gossip mill.
Their new reality TV series “Living Lohan” has become an overnight sensation, but Dina and Ali Lohan aren’t likely to rest on their laurels.
The mother-daughter publicity seekers were in fine form this morning (July 14) when they paid a visit to CBS’ Early Show to do a little self-promotion.

There have been previous reports that Britney Spears has been getting into the recording studio as part of her rehabilitation “for fun”. But now Britney is said to be officially working on an upcoming album, according to her vocal producer and co-writer, Jim Beanz.
TMZ reports in regards to the new album that Britney is working with Vegas kingpin George Maloof and is recording at Maloof’s Palms Casino in Las Vegas.
Former manager Larry Rudolph is back in the picture and is said to be producing the album.
Maloof is trying to extend his long arm into the music biz and is also behind Ali Lohan’s upcoming album.
Ali Lohan is in talks to play the female lead in a big-budget remake of the 1986 movie “Troll.” Some people think her mom’s the real troll. However, Marc Malkin reports that Ali auditioned for the role of Eunice St. Clair who helps the lead male character fight an evil troll.
The director had this to say about Ali, “The camera loves her. She’s a really good actress…I am personally going to fight for her.”
The original movie starred Sonny Bono, June Lockhart, Julia Louis-Dreyfus and Ralph the wonder dog (kidding about Ralph). Hard to imagine, but they have come up with $25 million to do a remake of this ridiculous 80’s creature flick.
Well I think we all know whose side the Daily News is on in the Lohan family debate of which parents sucks more. Rush & Malloy calls Michael Lohan’s accusations against ex-wife Dina Lohan “heartbreaking,” and says that Michael has “reformed his life” after his stint in prison, and notes with attempted-kudos that Michael is now a counselor. All that said, it’s nearly impossible to pick who is the lesser of two evils between the nutball parents; the Daily News may have it right.
Michael is taking Dina back to court, saying she’s preventing him from seeing his two youngest kids, Ali, 14, and Cody, 11. He also alleges that Dina keeps him from his older children Lindsay and Michael Jr. – though both of them are over 18, so Dina can’t actually prevent them from seeing their dad, and the court can’t force them to. Michael says Dina’s shown up for therapy session drunk and hung-over, and has basically been a controlling bitch just for the sake of being one.
Dina Lohan had better show up in Family Court this morning in Old Westbury; she faces “immediate arrest and imprisonment” if she doesn’t.
In scathing court documents, Michael charges his ex-wife with drunkenness in the presence of the kids. He claims that Dina failed 15 of 29 times to bring the younger children to judge-ordered visits with him, supervised by a therapist. But on April 8, the father charges, Dina “arrived toward the end of the therapy session in a completely inebriated and erratic state.”
Dina had been “at the beauty parlor in anticipation of her impending trip to Las Vegas” for the show, Michael says in the heartbreaking papers, “and I attended the session with the children as scheduled. During the session, Ali requested that I watch her puppy while she was away, which I happily agreed to do. Ali called [Dina] to eagerly relay my consent. [Dina], clearly intoxicated, became irate. Without reason, she told Ali that I could not watch the puppy and that it had to stay in a kennel.”
[From the Daily News]
Michael also goes on to say that Dina sees herself as her daughters’ manager first, their friend second, and a mother last. And frankly, while I generally say Michael Lohan can blow what he has to say out his ass, he’s right in this case.
On April 15, Dina was “exhausted” as she sat in the waiting room with the children, Michael claims in the documents. “I later discovered that [her] exhaustion stemmed from the fact that she was hung over. She apparently had spent the prior evening binge-drinking at various nightclubs until the wee hours of the morning. … She was spotted completely inebriated.”
As Lindsay makes for more tabloid fodder with her relationship with Samantha Ronson, Michael accuses Dina of using the singer/actress - and now, Ali - for her own fame and fortune. “When it comes to our daughters, [Dina] has always viewed herself as a manager first, friend second, and mother third. Our younger daughter, Ali … has been cast in a movie and is recording an album. Dina, quite simply, views Ali as a bankable commodity.
[From the Daily News]
The article is obviously very biased towards Michael. It’s almost a challenge to be biased one way or the other, since both parents suck so badly. Michael is so holier-than-thou that you can’t take a thing he says seriously. And he seems to have no idea that he comes across so badly. Michael has a running blog on OK! Magazine’s website where he provides his opinion of the contents of Dina and Ali’s show Living Lohan. Speaking of holier-than-though, Michael mentions that he has doubts about the blog, but has decided to stick to his word.
I will however call it as I see it and speak from my heart, because “the truth”, (which in essence is God) is what matters and I don’t see a lot of it in this show.
[From OK! Magazine]
Michael goes on to criticize Living Lohan a bit, and then spends a good deal of the rest of his blog talking about how “by the grace of God” he saved an alcoholic and bought him new clothes and got him into a rehab facility. I’d be impressed, if Michael didn’t have to flout it. Maybe he could spend a little less time working on his superiority complex and telling everyone how to live their lives, and a little more time focusing on humility and being a real and present dad for his kids.
Here’s Dina and Michael Lohan as they reunite to make a statement outside Nassau County Family Court near New York. The pair pleaded with the press to allow them to resolve their family issues in private. Because we know how much they value their privacy. Images thanks to Splash.