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In the 4-minute clip, Howard and friends resurrect characters from the Andy Griffith Show and Happy Days, to get their point across.
It’s a cute video, and worth a watch - no matter how you are voting.
[FD]
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Dad of three Mark Wahlberg, 37, was on the Jimmy Kimmel show on Thursday night. Kimmel showed a clip from “Saturday Night Live” of Andy Samberg pretending to be Wahlberg talking to a bunch of animals. Wahlberg previously said of the skit that SNL “hasn’t been funny for a long time,” and that “It wasn’t like Tina Fey doing Sarah Palin, that’s for sure.”
On Jimmy Kimmel, Wahlberg joked that he wanted to punch out Samberg. He said “When I see that kid, I’m going to crack that big f’cking nose of his. That’s what I’m going to do, and then I’m going to tell them, ’say hi to your mother for me.’” Wahlberg said he was going to fly to NY, find Samberg and “slap him in the nose.” He also suggested he might make a cameo on the show tonight, adding “tune in, I guarantee you.”
Wahlberg also talked to Kimmel about an award that GQ gave to the head of his childhood Boy’s Club back in Massachusetts, along with a large donation to the foundation he runs with his brother.
Wahlberg is the youngest of nine children and said that he has even more half brothers and sisters from his father’s earlier relationship, some of whom he only met recently. He said, “one of them is also named Donnie, so he’s a little upset. The other one, Scottie, he’s cool. There are a couple of other ones floating around somewhere. My dad was in the military as well. God knows how many other ones.”
There’s no chance of a Marky Mark and the Funky Bunch reunion, according to Mark.
As a gift for Mark’s newborn son, Brenden Joseph, Kimmel gave him a diaper that had the name “little Diggler” on the front, a reference to Mark’s role as a porn star in the film Boogie Nights. He said “He’s actually a very healthy boy. When the doctor circumcised him he was impressed.”
Mark is next working on a series for HBO called “How to Make it in America” which he describes as “kids hustling trying to make a living in Brooklyn” and is working on another show for HBO called “Boardwalk Empire” with Martin Scorsese, which he says is about “corruption and gangsters and politicians in the 20s right around prohibition.”
Wahlberg is shown on 10/15/08 out in NY. Credit: Bauergriffinonline
Andy Samberg is one of the brightest, most gifted comedians the show has seen in recent days. Of course I don’t want to take away from the many SNL greats of our time, but as far as young talent goes, this guy is an oyster with a myriads of pearls.
I’m a little late in posting this, but only because it slipped my mind - not because I forgot.
In this SNL skit, Andy channels Mark Wahlberg, in Barky Bark and the Donkey Bunch, a parody of the Funky Bunch frontman. And although Samberg looks nothing like Wahlberg, and the skit is totally weak, Samberg nails Wahlberg’s voice so well that if we only had the soundtrack, would be convinced we were listening to the actor himself.
That’s the beauty of Samberg. He can take a worthless skit and make it his.
So without further adieu, here is most definitely the best impression of Marky Mark that you will ever hear. I mean, who knew it was even possible to impersonate Mark Wahlberg?
Bravo!
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Actress Dominik García-Lorido films a scene with her father, actor Andy Garcia, for the upcoming movie “City Island” in New York City. Dominik is a beautiful girl and these fotos are lovely, but let’s talk about dear old dad for a minute. Uy! That Mr. Garcia is muy muy caliente! We love a man in uniform, especially if that man is the sexy Andy Garcia. We’re glad he’s working with his daughter, it gives us less to be jealous about.
Showing off her freshly grown blonde locks, Mena Suvari was on-hand at a big birthday party in New York City on Wednesday night (August 7).
The “Brooklyn Rules” actress wore a classic black dress with a spunky up-do, looking ultra glamorous as she posed for photographers covering the celebration of what would have been Andy Warhol’s 80th birthday.
Andy Dick was arrested again and this time it was for suspected drug possession and sexual battery according to the Press Enterprise.
Police were called to Buffalo Wild Wings on Murrieta Hot Springs Road at 1:13 a.m. in response to a report of a drunken man causing a disturbance outside the restaurant, the release said.
Witnesses told officers that as a man left the restaurant, he walked up to two females, grabbed the tank top and bra of the 17-year-old girl and pulled them down, exposing her, the news release said.
The suspect was then escorted to a truck by several of his friends, witnesses told officers. Officers stopped the truck as it was leaving the location and found Dick in the front passenger seat of the truck, the news release said.
Dick was identified by the 17-year-old girl and a witness in a curbside line-up, the news release said.
I think he has gone too far this time. What he did to that girl is disgusting and the fact that she is only 17 makes it even more horrific. I hope he gets some serious jail time for what he did and not just rehab.
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Once again finding trouble with the law, comedian Andy Dick was arrested early on Wednesday morning (July 16) outside of a bar in Murrieta, California.
The 42 year old comedian was described by police officers as “extremely intoxicated” at the time of his arrest, being arrested on drug and sexual battery charges after he allegedly lifted up a 17-year-old girl’s top in the parking lot.
CLICK HERE to check it out! (Obviously, it's NSFW - not safe for work.)
The un-funny man was recently a guest on the new Gong Show and he flashed his schlong!
If you think you can stomach it, click here for the uncensored footage.
Troubled actor Andy Dick was arrested at 1:48 am on Wednesday morning in Murrieta, California on suspicion of possession of drugs and sexual battery. Murrieta Police responded to a call at Buffalo Wild Wings in Riverside County, and witnesses told the officers that Dick had sexually battered a 17 year old girl outside the restaurant and bar.
A press release from the Murrieta Police Department states:
"The 17 year old female victim and several witnesses told police that as Andy Dick left the establishment, he approached two females outside the bar. Dick walked up to the 17 year old female victim, grabbed her tank top and bra and pulled them down and exposed her breasts. He then was escorted by several of his friends to a truck which was stopped by arriving police officers in a nearby Sam’s Club a few moments later.
Andy Dick was in the front passenger seat of the truck. A curbside lineup was conducted and the male was identified by the victim, as well as a witness. During a search incident to arrest, marijuana and Xanax were found in Andy Dick’s pants pockets. Andy Dick was extremely intoxicated at the time of his arrest. He was booked at the Southwest Detention Center."
Xanax and pot? Those are the only drugs they found on him? Judging by his mugshot, we think he had something else in his system!
Dick is still in jail and being held on $5,000 bail. Calls to his legal reps weren't immediately returned.
Does this really come as a surprise?
Andy Dick arrested
Andy Dick was arrested in Murrieta, California, earlier this morning on suspicion of drug possession and misdemeanor sexual battery. He allegedly pulled a 17-year-old girl’s top down and groped her breasts. When cops searched him, they found weed and xanax in his pocket. The Riverside Press-Enterprise says:
Dick, 42, was arrested shortly before 2 a.m. in the parking lot near the Buffalo Wild Wings at 40484 Murrieta Hot Springs Road.
He was being held this morning at the Southwest Detention Center with a bail amount set at $5,000. (Source)
In Dick’s defense, he did think the girl was 17-and-a-half, so, ya’ know, it’s not entirely his fault.
UPDATE: TMZ scored some pics of Dick inside the Buffalo Wild Wings restaurant shortly before his arrest. Apparently Dick was so drunk and obnoxious that his friend bailed on him, leaving him alone at the restaurant
[ONTD]
“Actor” and “comedian” (I use both those terms really, really loosely here) Andy Dick has got to have one of the longest, most bizarre rap sheets in all of Hollywood. The Q-list actor was once arrested for mooning people at a McDonald’s; has exposed himself at a Canadian comedy club (to be fair, so have I); was forcibly removed from Jimmy Kimmel Live after he repeatedly groped Ivanka Trump… the list goes on. And those are just a few of the non-drug offenses. I can’t even begin to give the highlights from that section of Dick’s rap sheet.
Now Dick has a few new charges to add to his ever-growing attorney’s fees. And a picture that makes him look just like Sideshow Bob.
Wacked out crazy comedian Andy Dick was arrested early this morning in Murrieta, Calif. on suspicion of drug possession and sexual battery.
Cops busted the 42-year-old Dick just before 2 AM this morning in the parking lot near a Buffalo Wild Wings restaurant. Dick is still being held, his bail set at $5,000.
Around 1:15 AM this morning cops tell us they responded to a report of a person peeing in the parking lot outside the wing joint, causing a disturbance.
Once there, they stopped a van and found Dick in the passenger seat. He was arrested for allegedly groping a 17-year-old girl’s breasts and pulling her top down.
When he was searched, cops say they found weed and one Xanax in his front pants pocket.
[From TMZ]
I’m pretty sure it’s safe to say that Andy Dick is the sleaziest guy in Hollywood. True, you don’t hear about him as much, so there are definitely guys out there that whose reputations are better known. But when you go through the list – and see how many of his incidents are sexual in nature – it sure makes the guy look pretty damn disgusting. From what I can tell, he hasn’t done much significant time for any of his infractions – though he has said this about his jail experiences:
“…getting arrested isn’t too bad, since I’m a bisexual, I don’t have a problem with angry men having sex.”
[From Wikipedia]
Considering Dick is still in jail on only $5,000 bail, he might want to consider giving a crap about his image and not being such a sleaze bag so he can get some work.
Andy Dick, 42, was arrested early this morning in Murrieta, CA on suspicion of drug possession and misdemeanor sexual battery.
Dick was busted at about 2:00AM in a parking lot near Buffalo Wild Wings.
He allegedly pulled down a 17-year-old’s shirt and then groped her breasts. Ew.
He is being held at the Southwest Detention Center with his bail set at $5,000.
This guy is out of control and has been for a long damn time. It’s no secret that he is one of the biggest and most blatant coke freaks in Hollywood. This loser junkie is going to “blow” all of his money right up his fat f*cking nose. I don’t see him hitting rehab anytime soon. He’s an asshole druggie who’s pretty far gone and has no intentions of changing. Lock that ugly bitch up!
Yes there ARE other people in Fall Out Boy other than Pete Wentz. He’s not even the lead singer, man, and he plays the BASS for God’s sake. Of course we love Pete, we’re just giving him a hard time. He’s a strong presence and it’s easy to forget that there are other people making that racket on stage. Here is one of them. We saw drummer Andy Hurley last night in Los Angeles. He was departing the Coco de Ville nightclub in Los Angeles, wearing a very fetching wolf shirt. Rawr!
Photo by Derek Steele/BuzzFoto.com
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Animal New York ran Matt Drudge's montage of horrifying Hillary Clinton pics through something called the Warhol Art Maker, and the result is the glorious piece of art above. Not bad, eh? Or at least, you know, something that won't haunt your nightmares for eternity, which is an improvement. Even Obama supporters might like to frame and hang this, assuming Clinton drops out as the punditocracy near-unanimously says she will soon do, to fondly remember the good old days. [Animal]
If you read only one sexually explicit parody of 60 Minutes crank Andy Rooney today, let it be this one. [Cajun Boy]
Pictured at left is Andy Warhol with muse Edie Sedgwick in her "notorious... uniform" of black tights and loose-fitting shirt. That outfit is now unwelcome at the magazine Warhol co-founded, Interview, operated alongside two other titles by Brant Publications. A recent memo to Brant staff, occasioned doubt by Gotham's recent burst of warm weather, scolded that shorts had to be above the knee, "of the type that would be acceptable on a golf course," while "tights are not permitted at any time as a substitute for pants." Full dress code letter after the jump.
(Photo from David Weisman collection via Hamptons.com)
If you take one of Donald Trump’s (numerous) ex-wives and add a Bachelor hunk what do you get? Fun in the sun with Andy Baldwin and Marla Maples.
These two just look too good together. They were spotted doing a Baywatch impression as they ran down the sandy Laguna Beach yesterday.
Andy Roddick showed up to the Lacoste Men's store at Bloomingdale's in New York City to help the brand celebrate its 75th anniversary sadly looking like he's fighting a losing battle against male pattern baldness. But don't think I'm hating on Andy because I know he can't help it, but I think whipping up those remaining hairs on the top of his head into such a frenzy just seems to be making things all the more obvious. Might I recommend the new Beckham do?
But since Andy's at the event to raise money for the Andy Roddick Foundation, which helps children who are at-risk, abused and/or terminally ill, I should probably keep my nasty barbs to a minimum. Either way, I can't feel too bad because there's nothing I'm ragging on that a shave and a haircut couldn't fix.
Photos: Getty Images
12 more photos of Andy Roddick attends Bloomingdale's celebration for Lacoste's 75th Anniversary are after the jump.
This looks like a gas fight waiting to happen. Abtastic Andy Baldwin (of The Bachelor fame) was spotted here in Hawaii doing some shirtless gas pumping at a gas station. He is back in the U.S. from a recent tour in Iraq and still clearly carrying around some loaded weapons--THOSE GUNS. Sorry, but I couldn't resist.
On a side note, he's particularly hairless...I don't know how I feel about that. Kind of uncomfortable.
Photos: PacificCoastNewsOnline.com
8 more photos of a shirtless-gas-pumping Andy Baldwin are after the jump.
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As I've mentioned, LOLcats is just a cuter version of Caturday, an old forum tradition of posting cat pictures with captions in broken English on Saturdays. Caturday itself is just a more formal version of the image macros that have floated around ever since the Internet found pictures. Every popular Internet meme is in fact a lamer version of a more obscure one, including Lazy Sunday, the Rickroll, Badger Badger Badger, Hot or Not, Ask a Ninja, and Chuck Norris Facts. I've traced them back to their edgier ancestors.
Lazy Sunday < Lonely Island
Andy Samberg used to be funny, honest! Before Saturday Night Live had him recording "The Chronic(what?)cles of Narnia," his comedy group "The Lonely Island" made what is possibly the only truly funny white-man rap, "The Heist," which contains the epic line "Chamomile, motherfucker!" If you'd heard of Samberg before, it's probably because of The 'Bu, TLI's series for the indy comedy show Channel 101.
Rickroll < Duckroll
Rickrolling, the practice of sending someone a link that unexpectedly leads to the music video for Rick Astley's "Never Gonna Give You Up,' is just bland; it's the Internet equivalent of saying "What? Chicken butt." It's Goatse for people too cowardly for shock sites and too unoriginal to find their own random red herring. But the Rickroll's predecessor, the duckroll -- sending a link to a photo of a duck with wheels -- was actually unexpected and maybe a little funny.
Badger Badger Badger < Weebl and Bob
While the animation of badgers and mushrooms is cute, it's a simpler form of the absurd humor in the creator's Weebl and Bob series. The cartoons of these two egg-shaped characters with a pie fetish are an acquired taste, and by that I mean you can't complain that it's unfunny unless you waste nine hours watching every episode.
Hot or Not < Am I Hot
Every popular social site is stolen from another. Friendster is a ripoff of Ryze.com; Facebook was ripped off from like fifty Harvard projects. Hot or Not changed its name from "Am I Hot or Not" because of threats from an older site called "Am I Hot," which the newer site's owners bought three years later, once they'd made tons of money through ads and a delicously shallow dating service. However "Am I Hot" was, the sheer volume of traffic, the reduction of every score to a 7.3, and the Facebook app make Hot or Not worse.
Ask a Ninja < Real Ultimate Power and Homestar Runner
I like Ask a Ninja. I mean kudos to them for being more than the same joke over and over. But asking a ninja for advice is just a combo of the pure ninja-fetish fun of "Real Ultimate Power" and the Strong Bad E-mails from Homestar Runner. No comedy advice series comes anywhere close to Strong Bad's growly cartoons.
Chuck Norris Facts < Vin Diesel Facts
The joke just makes more sense with Vin Diesel, because it's not so desperately ironic and catch-phrasey, so joke writers can revel in actual creativity. Compare:
"Apple pays Chuck Norris 99 cents every time he listens to a song."
"When Vin Diesel goes to donate blood, he declines the syringe, and instead requests a hand gun and a bucket."
If you've seen the gun-and-bucket joke as a Chuck Norris fact, that's because it was stolen.
The commenters on Gawker, who already knew all of the above, will now tell you all the fads I forgot.
Andy Dick posed with those 5 women in Las Vegas last night which makes wonder in a town where prostitution is legal…how much Andy Dick paid them? Not that I think they are prostitutes, I am just trying to understand out why any sane woman would pose with Andy Dick like that?
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The artist in 1987.
Famed pop artist Andy Warhol doesn’t seem to have thrown much out, and has left some 610 cardboard boxes full of stuff to the Andy Warhol Museum, calling them time capsules. And what does the ultimate celebrity of the 1970s collect?
A lot of the stuff seems like total crap, like old restaurant receipts, invitations, a mummified foot (interesting, but what does it have to do with Andy?), airline cutlery. There are also some valuables like art deco pieces, folk art and gemstones.
What an amazing bunch of stuff. Interestingly, the archivist claims that Andy had quite a foot fetish, making his name in art initially with pictures of feet, and then collecting shoes, including a pair once belonging to Clark Gable. Maybe they were the same size?
“Feet and Campbell’s Soup Can,” 1961.
Andy Warhol had a phenomenal foot fetish. The weirdest thing he owned was a mummified human foot from ancient Egypt. It was probably from a tomb-robbing, a victim of the Tutankhamen craze of the 1920s. Who knows how Warhol acquired it.
This was just one of 400,000 objects he collected in the last 15 years of his life. He became a compulsive hoarder. Restaurant bills, newspaper clippings, unpaid invoices, pornographic pulp novels, airline tickets, supermarket flyers, postage stamps, Chubby Checker LPs - you name it, he kept it.
Warhold died in 1987, leaving behind 610 cardboard boxes, which he had referred to as time capsules, conscious they would act as a chronicle of his era. As archivist at the Andy Warhol Museum in Pittsburgh, his home town, it’s my job to sort through them - or as many as time allows. I have been sorting for the past 16 years - the Warhol Foundation gave the time capsules to the museum when it was founded, in the early 1990s. Yet, of the 610 capsules, only 19 have been fully catalogued; 91 have been inventoried; and 40 or so have been peeked into, with notes made of their more interesting contents. It would be easy to label the stuff “junk”, but they’re really archives - and the value of archives increases as years pass and we become further removed from their creation.
[From SMH.com.au]
It’s amazing what people do for a job - if this was anyone else’s junk it would just get thrown out (yes mum and dad, that is what I plan to do with your old calendars, Cosmo magazines, and movie tickets that you will keep until the day you die) but Archivist Matt claims that these are artifacts of the high life.
We get to see where Andy socialized, and who with, as opposed to now when we’d get the paparazzi pictures before the pair had exchanged farewell air kisses. We got to see where he ate and where he stayed, without having service staff spill their beans to the tabloids. Andy also kept a lot of the pictures of himself with the famous, like Pope John Paul II and Mick Jagger.
So, when Tom Cruise dies, will he leave it all to the Tom Cruise Museum and we’ll sort through his paper artifacts? Do you think he’s thrown out all his old receipts or that he’s saved them to bequeath to Scientology? He’s probably a compulsive shredder, but he could be a hoarder too. You never know with that guy. I really, really want to go through people’s stuff right now.
Image below of Warhol’s archives from Warhol.org. Inset image from Independent.com. Header image from Brittanica.com.
When I first heard that I might have the opportunity to talk with comedian, Andy Dick, I was definitely excited, but also a little nervous. As a fan of "The Ben Stiller Show," "The Andy Dick Show" and his faux-reality show, "The Assistant," I knew his brand of comedy was based largely on blurring the lines between what was real and what Andy wanted you to think was real. And then, of course, there is his reputation for being a flat-out crazy person, and I honestly had no idea what to expect. So, when we got on the phone to talk about his movie, "Danny Roane,: First Time Director," I was surprised at how easy it was to have a conversation with Andy. Written, starring and directed by Andy, the movie is a mockumentary, semi-autobiographical spoof of Andy's life and career, as told through the character Danny Roane. Often silly and sometimes very dark, the movie feels like Andy's first attempt--however jokingly--to present his version of his life-story to the public.
First of all, I'm a huge fan.
I love you! Thanks! I have the water going--it's so rude of me--but I'm actually in the bath tub.
(Lisa laughs)
That's so rude. I should just turn if off, huh?
That's---you know what? Just as long as you don't drop anything into the tub, I think that we'll be OK.
I know. But I don't think I would get electrocuted from a little phone. You think I would?
At least a little bit. Like a taser.
More from the interview after the jump...
See more photos from Danny Roane: First Time Director after the jump.
"The loss of my school-related stuff was huge, but a lot of my personal life was also archived on that laptop. I had all my photos, calendars and contact lists on that computer as well as a bunch of more quirky and obsessive things that helped me feel like I had a life and an existence (a record of every menstrual cycle for the last seven years, every love letter I'd ever written, an outline for a cheesy romance novel, an ongoing list of essay ideas I could use when I was finally done with graduate school hell and could pursue my passion, writing humor).
—"Since You Asked", Salon.com
A N O P E N L E T T E R T O T H E
L A D Y W H O S E L A P T O P I
S T O L E R E G A R D I N G Y O U R
M E N S T R U A L C Y C L E
BY THE DUDE WHO STOLE YOUR LAPTOP
Dear Lady Whose Laptop I Stole,
First off, I've really been enjoying the novel drafts. What can I say, I'm a romantic at heart! Just outside the heart, though (specifically in the bloodstream), I am a junkie, which is why I stole your laptop. Hell, I'll just admit it—I was going to sell your computer in order to buy more heroin. I can't get enough of that stuff! But I turned it on and poked around first, in case you had any naked pictures of yourself in your iPhoto library. No such luck! But I did find your humor pieces, as well as your lengthy seven-year log of all of your menstrual cycles.
What the hell is that about?
I asked a lady who I sometimes cook up with if she'd ever kept a log like this, and though she's been far too undernourished to menstruate for some time now, she told me that she'd never heard of such a thing. I was fascinated, and kind of grossed out. And inspired! I really feel like I know you now, at least as well as anyone can know anyone after breaking into their apartment, rifling through their valuables, reading their dissertation, and then learning the precise dates of each one of their periods since the dawn of the century.
But I do feel a sort of kinship. Who knows, in another life, I might've been a struggling humorist too! Which is why I've prepared a New Yorker casual about your log, in the style of funnyman Andy Borowitz. Here's an excerpt from the first draft:
SHOUTS & MURMURS
The Braun Diaries
by Andy Borowitz
The younger a woman is when she has her first period, the more likely her children are to be overweight, a new study suggests.
—The Times
It was the historical find of the century: recovered from a secret bunker below the famous Fuhrerbunker in Berlin, three imitation pleather-bound volumes of detailed handwritten records of each and every one of Nazi leader Adolf Hitler's wife Eva Braun's menstrual cycles.
Newspapers and lady magazines fought like Upper East Side women at a Bloomie's handbag sale for the rights to the diaries. Cosmo offered $1 million, the Daily Mail 250,000 pounds (they figured that would be worth more than $1 million soon enough), Elle $2 million, and Highlights for Children $2.5m for the rights to turn it into a Goofus and Gallant parable about proper bunker etiquette.
Once the first excerpts leaked into the press, though, some historians offered their doubt as to the logs' authenticity. This entry, from April of 1945, presents some glaring anachronisms.
Monday, 9:45 PM. Day two menstruation, relatively light flow.Adolf keeps asking me when my first period was. Oh, I feign ignorance, but I think Magda [Goebbels] told Joe about the book. Neither one of them can keep a secret. Dolfy keeps babbling about our children being "fatter than Mussolini's bloated corpse"! If he does know about this diary, well, I'll never get him to shut up about it. I mean, I know 12 is average but he insists "only mongrels bleed before there's grass on the mound."
As we all know, sexual baseball metaphors weren't popularized in Germany until well after the war, upon the local release of the German-dubbed Major League in 1989, when the inspiring performance of those rag-tag misfits inspired the denizens of a divided Berlin to finally "tear down that wall and strike this motherfucker out."
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As you can see, it's still a work in progress. I need to add references to contemporary topics like trans fats, old Jewish women, and alternate-side parking. But I hope you enjoy it, and I hope, someday, to steal your replacement laptop. Not for the junk money, this time, but for the human connections.
Yours,
The Guy Who Stole Your Laptop
My laptop was stolen -- I feel like my life is gone! [Salon]
Andy Baldwin (”The Bachelor”) in Hawaii (11/21)
OK, we get it, you have a decent looking body. You don’t have to call the paparazzi every time you take your shirt off. After all, I don’t call the fire department every time I walk around my house in my underwear. Get it ladies? Get it? Because my body’s so damn HOT it’s on fire!!! . . . wait, actually that’s the Top Ramen I’m cooking for Thanksgiving. I’m so lonely.
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