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Do two D-listers equal one C-lister? If so, Shauna Sand and Bai Ling should carpool to events more often! The two "celebrities" gave us their fiercest poses the other night at the Blackberry event at Il Cielo. Wonder what they were gabbing about?
But the real question is, who would you rather?
Oh this poor girl! Someone get Bai Ling a Denny’s Grand Slam breakfast platter. Obviously while she was on her raft in the middle of the ocean all of that shark meat didn’t do her any good. I don’t think she realizes skinny sexy isn’t equivalent to the freakin’ skeletal system. At least she looks like she’s enjoying all of this.
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So nice to see you out and about, girl!
Accompanied by her dad Jamie, Britney attended Phil Maloof's "Light It Up" Summer Party in Beverly Hills last night, decked out in a sleek black dress and heels. The VMA nominee mingled with other celeb guests like Jamie Foxx, Shauna Sand and, yes, even Bai Ling:
Her outfits never fail to "wow" us!
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And by wow us, I mean weird us out.
Perhaps we remembered our kindness pills yesterday, because we think that Bai Ling is looking fairly respectable in these fotos from last night! The professional poser had dinner at Madeo’s restaurant in Beverly Hills, California. On anyone else, that printwould have been a big, bold no-no but for Bai, this is tame.
Photo by Matthew Alexandre/BuzzFoto.com
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Bai Ling knows very well how to make an entrance, but a few nights ago at the premiere of The X-Files: I Want to Believe at the Chinese Theatre in Hollywood, she proved that she knows a thing or two about making an exit too. She wore a bright yellow Emanuel Ungaro dress to the red carpet premiere that shimmered against the light of the flashes. But the real flash came when she turned around to reveal the backside of the backless number and left us speechless. She may not have been the star of the movie, but she was the show stopper last night.
Photo by Derek Steele/BuzzFoto.com
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Bai Ling has nipples
Bai Ling flashed her freaky nips last night at the Hollywood premiere of The X-Files. I love the reaction of that photographer in the background. He must be new to the scene. A year from now, he’ll get that same expression on his face whenever Bai doesn’t act like a total whore on the red carpet. “Oh my god! She’s wearing a turtleneck!”
[Flynet]
Professional poser Bai Ling had dinner at Mr. Chows Restaurant in West Hollywood, California last night. Now, we’re wondering how that works. Does she have a friend who gets her free grub? Or perhaps she just picks off other people’s plates. Because seriously, if this chick is shoplifting magazines and batteries, we’re not sure how she could afford a dinner at Mr. Chows. Maybe she just ordered water? Bai smiled as she left the restaurant in her super-low dress.
Photo by Jasper Jazlo/BuzzFoto.com
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Miss Red Carpet herself Bai Ling was caught in our lenses for this EXCLUSIVE set yesterday! Bai was heading into a jewelry store to get her watch cleaned when she stumbled upon an upcoming designer who offered her any jacket she wanted for free. Typical parking lot behavior for West Hollywood, of course. Bai took her time looking at all the jackets that they had to offer including one for Good Charlotte, Iron Maiden and one for Paris Hilton. She then posed for the camera, wearing red jeans and a black jacket. We admire that would-be designer’s pluck! He’s taking his business where he knows it’ll get photographed. Smart man.
Photo by OutOfSightMedia/BuzzFoto.com
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TMZ.com: P!nk wouldn't admit to hanging with Bai Ling -- saying she doesn't "name drop." We think it's because Bai's a chicken dancing, bad rhyme-busting, space cadet who will do nothing but damage her street cred. See Also Bai Ling Plays with Herself ... Read more
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Bai Ling bikini pics! (Malibu - 5/4)
I can’t believe I’ve posted something about this chick two days in a row. It’s really not my fault — I’m contractually obligated to post any and all bikini pics I run across. My boss Linda also forces me to wear this size medium shirt even though it’s clearly too small for my rippling muscles. I don’t get it.
Quite honestly, I think this is the best that Bai Ling has ever looked. She and Jason Statham are seen here on the set of Crank 2. The scene looks like it calls for Bai to to use Jason's body to help relieve her special itch down there. Actually, maybe this actually is a Vagisil commercial.
I really wouldn't want to be the person in charge of laundering those jeans of Jason's. Also, Jason might want to check his wallet at the end of the day.
Photos: PacificCoastNewsOnline.com/SplashNewsOnline.com
7 more photos of Bai Ling and Jason Statham on the set of Crank 2 are after the jump.
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TMZ.com: Shoplifting chicken dancer Bai Ling went au naturel while on the Vancouver set of her new movie on Thursday. Holy s**t! Someone actually hired this loon?!Apparently, the film's hair and makeup budget was somewhere in the $0.00 range.Oh and the name... Read more
She learned photography from the same guy that taught her English
Bai Ling’s legal troubles are over. Last month the actress was arrested at LAX for stealing two Star magazines and a pack of batteries. This week Ling agreed to plead guilty to disturbing the peace and pay a fine and penalties totaling $700 . . . plead “guilty” as in she was “guilty” . . . but don’t tell her that, that’ll just confuse her. She wrote on her blog:
Theft dismissed and I am innocent!Yes!Yes!Yes!
I plead guilty today in court to ” DISTURBING THE PEACE ”
Theft dismissed! yes! This is it! All the darkness went away, the sunlight really come back to me with a huge smile right now dance in my trailer Yes! Yes! Yes!
I told you truth is going to be told and I am innocent!!!
I will drink a sexy red wine tonight after my filming and celebrate! I am smiling for real!
Thank all of you for your support and believe!
Confucius say: What the fuck this bitch talking about? I’ve seen better English from a Nigerian banker needing my help to withdraw $25 million from a bank account that belonged to a dead relative of mine. $25 million? And I only need to front $10,000? Why I’d be a fool not to do it!
Bai Ling’s mug shot
Bai Ling plead guilty to Disturbing the Peace and and has to pay a $200 fine. I hope for her sakes that those were the best magazines and batteries she ever bought in her life. If she would have waited a week she could have seen herself all over them because of her arrest.
Bai Ling blogged about today's developments from her recent arrest. Bai Ling was charged with a petty theft and could face a maximum fine of $250 for accidentally stealing $16 of magazines and batteries at LAX according to KNBC.
I still think it is crazy that she was charged for stealing $16 worth of stuff while Britney steals stuff worth 10X all the time and she is still walking free. Well you know what I mean.
Bai Ling is one of the few people I hate more than Paris Hilton. In fact if you tossed Paris, Britney, and Lindsay into a sack, threw that sack in an industrial sized blender, and then baked whatever came out of that blender in the oven, you would have Bai Ling. I have no idea what this woman claims to do for a living – I know there’s some vague thought that she’s an actress, but for the life of me I can’t remember seeing her in anything. What she seems to do for a living is show up to every event on either coast dressed in the most asinine, ridiculous, slutty outfit known to man, and then warble some incoherent gibberish. Bai got arrested the other day for shoplifting two magazines and two packs of AAA batteries from one of those crappy travel stores at LAX before her Southwest flight. Her explanation? Bad breakup. Honey, if the rest of us thought that was a legitimate excuse to commit crimes, 50% of the world would be grabbing fistfuls of Skittles from grocery stores twice a year.
She was dealing with the “huge problem of breaking up [before] Valentine’s Day” when she was arrested for shoplifting, Ling said, adding, simply, “Wrong boyfriend.”
Damon Elliott, a close pal of Ling’s, says she was definitely not herself yesterday. “She was kind of in a mentally unstable state of mind yesterday,” he tells E! News. “She had some relationship issues going on. She wasn’t in the right frame of mind.”
Ling added several prosaic postings to her personal blog later in the afternoon—none mentioned her arrest but all could theoretically be attributed to someone who’s nursing a broken heart. An entry posted at 4:43 p.m.: “Delayed the flight, [wandering] again in the airport like a ghost, why can’t I just be the sun smile?” it read. “Life is a sad song sometime but still sings the beauty for their loved ones…”
“She was very spacey and that was pretty much what happened,” Elliott said. “She was distracted and had a lot of things going on.”
[From E! News]
I don’t know Bai, why can’t you just be the sun smile? Has anyone ever tested this woman to see what kind of medication/illegal drugs/mental illness issues she’s got? I’m guessing it’s a complicated mixture of all three. Look, breaking up with someone sucks, but when you’re an adult, it doesn’t make a big difference that it’s close to Valentine’s Day. That’s not the thing that pushes you over the edge from handling your breakup like a rational person to stealing $16 of crap from an airport convenience store.
Things really aren’t going well for Bai Ling. There’s the breakup, the arrest, the shame… but what I’m most worried about is someone who’s supposedly famous taking a Southwest flight? That costs all of $72 each way. And on top of that, she’s still so broke that she had to shoplift batteries? Maybe it’s time she stop dressing like a clock or a frog at public events and spend a little more time working.
Bai Ling’s greatest hits. Images thanks to PR Photos.
This was snapped @ a Grammys Party in honor of AKON’s 4 Grammy Nominations
Bai Ling is still sad, so naturally Jackson & I are very sad. To see the true beauty of this woman, check out this interview Jackson did a couple years back.
Here’s Bai’s latest blog entry…
Here I am in Albuquerque with my heart feeling sad, and my emotions are running through me like a wild river, tears come from the lake of my heart hurt my eyes. Life happens to you either you liked it or not, sometimes I feel you have to be so brave to stand in front of the World, and just hope that people will have a tender heart toward you. Right now I just walked from the set to My trailer, cold, but the evening brightness on the sky is just so beautiful in Albuquerque, so beautiful, it takes my breath away like a bralliant lover, nature is my gift, no matter what happens it always there to confort me give me wisdom and love, how lucky I am to have it and recognise its beauty and power. So beautiful here in Albuquerque, the desert the wild endless land, the stars and the moon so up high there quietly singing a Valentines song. Many many friends called me today but I can not talk because I am shooting, I want to thank all my friends and the people that I don’t even know out there cared for me and send me love. Its a gift and I am lucky to have you. Thankful with all my heart to all of you and send my Valentines love smile to you, with my sweet sad heart.
Bailing
Source: Official Bai Ling Blog
Photos: Splash
As crazy as I thought it was when I read that Bai Ling had been pinched for shoplifting at LAX, when I saw this morning that her explanation for committing the crime was that she was in the midst of a break-up, I have to say that my heart softened a little. The wacky actress told E! News that she had been having an "emotionally crazy" day due to having to deal with the "huge problem of breaking up [before] Valentine's Day." Bai's explanation of the couple's problem was simple, "Wrong boyfriend."
Apparently, she was on her way to work on a movie in Albuquerque, entitled "Love Ranch," starring Joe Pesci and Helen Mirren. Now, I know otherwise sane women, who have lost their shit during a break-up, turning into lovelorn maniacs capable of slashing the tires of a woman they suspect is the new love in their former flame's life. And Bai Ling already strikes me as pretty crazy. We're probably lucky she didn't hijack a plane. Her shoplifting may have saved some lives.
Dumbass actress Bai Ling got busted for shoplifting 2 magazines and a pack of batteries worth a grand total of $16 at an airport. Boy, she really stuck it to that shop. How dare they charge $6 for a back of batteries. How is Bai Ling supposed to get her rocks off in the airport bathroom when she can’t even afford the batteries for her vibrator?
Bai Ling was arrested for shoplifting at LAX yesterday, but sadly she did not get away the same type of merchandise as Winona Ryder. Bai was arrested for stealing 2 magazines and batteries from a stationary store at the airport. Was she that desperate to know what the fashion critics thought of her GA Grammy attire. Well her friend told E! Online it was because she broke up with her boyfriend yesterday the day before Valentine's Day.
"She was kind of in a mentally unstable state of mind yesterday," he said. "She had some relationship issues going on. She wasn't in the right frame of mind." Elliot continued: "She was very spacey and that was pretty much what happened. She was distracted and had a lot of things going on."
Poor Bai Ling to get arrested for such a stupid reason, but better a stupid reason then a DUI or worse.
You may not recognize her with out a nipple or two showing, but this is Bai Ling. The usually naked/not so talented actress was arrested at LAX airport Wednesday for allegedly stealing two magazines and a pack of batteries from a gift shop.
This begs the question, what kind of magazines did she steal and were the batteries the right type for say…..something purse size that vibrates? Nothing passes the time on the long flight like joining the mile high club solo.
Positive note at least there will be no nip slips or upskirts in that dress that Bail Ling is wearing, negative note…everything else.
This chick is one of my favorite crazies. I like her because no one whores for the camera more. She could be on her deathbed or in the wreckage of a seven car pileup and she would somehow still find a way to throw her arm behind her head and purse her lips if there was a digital flash nearby. Here's Bai Ling engaging in an impromptu photo session aided by giant clown shoes. The other reason I like her is because she'll wear anything. She'll wear antlers and a trash can and carry herself like she's swathed in Chanel. This is the kind of crazy I can get into. Britney's just sad. Bai Ling is inspirational!
Photos: BauerGriffinOnline.com
More photos of Bai Ling posing on Sunset Blvd. are after the jump.
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TMZ.com: Bai Ling's got the perfect solution for surviving the holiday season: "Eat a lot, dance a lot, get drunk and enjoy life."That's some ancient Chinese wisdom from the "Crazy Chicken" dancer, who revealed to TMZ last night that she's actually got her... Read more
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TMZ.com: Bai Ling's got the perfect solution for surviving the holiday season: "Eat a lot, dance a lot, get drunk and enjoy life."That's some ancient Chinese wisdom from the "Crazy Chicken" dancer, who revealed to TMZ last night that she's actually got her... Read more
I hope whatever Bai Ling gave to Santa Clause that he is still able to deliver gifts on Christmas Eve.
Something positive at least she didn't give him one of her famous nip slips…at least not for the cameras.
Left: Katie Holmes with her new ‘do. Right: Bai Ling with her signature look.
Before anything, here’s what’s the videogame looks like. Pretty fucking crazy, to say the least…
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Please don’t repeat the following comments from yesterday’s Bai Ling post:
RepresentsYou
Attractive…? She looks like a Phillipino transvestite.
love-em-all
damm moe, what did this girl do for you to get all this pub?
Yuppers
Why do you guys keep posting her? She is a walking billboard for all negative asian stereotypes. She isn’t even pretty. Her bod is fine, but the face is total butta.
You know who’s hot? Claudia Lynx. Now that is a fine woman of eastern origins. She is definitely replacing Aishwarya Rai.
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Bai Ling is one of those people that are only interesting because she’s so freaking delusional. She can’t act worth beans, prances around in the most moronic outfits in Hollywood, and thinks everyone knows and loves her, when it’s more like everyone knows her as that lady that doesn’t really make sense and always flashes her nipple. I don’t really want to encourage her manic delusions or anything, but this one is sort of funny: she thinks she and Angeli
