On this day in Bastardly History… Alesandra Ambrosio should do the UCLA Undie Run
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On this day in Bastardly History… Alesandra Ambrosio should do the UCLA Undie Run
On this day in Bastardly History… Emma Watson makes us think Harry Potter is gay (but not like there’s anything wrong with that! we’re just saying!)
On this day in Bastardly History… Brooke Hogan Shows Off Her Many Faces (All Three)
On this day in Bastardly History… Wardrobe Malfunction: The Pussycat Dolls Not So Gay Performance @ G.A.Y.
On this day in Bastardly History… Michael Jackson: Hated By Jews & White People
On this day in Bastardly History… Hot Stacy Keibler w/ Hot Kicks
On this day in Bastardly History… Petra Nemcova Looking Hot & Helping Kids In NYC
On this day in Bastardly History… Fat Janet Jackson Is Suddenly Shaping Up!!
On this day in Bastardly History… Carmen Luvana is probably not wearing panties
On this day in Bastardly History… Bastardly Royal Rumble - The Adriana Limas!!!
On this day in Bastardly History… My Reason To Watch The Inferno II: Jamie!!!!
On this day in Bastardly History… Jamie Lynn Spears Needs A New Agent
On this day in Bastardly History… Jessica Alba lookin too skinny at Oscar Pre-Party?
On this day in Bastardly History… Bastardly Interview: Rachelle Wood
On this day in Bastardly History… Heidi Klum without her Seal @ Academy Awards 2006
On this day in Bastardly History… Evil, Lonely, & Tearful Jennifer Aniston @ The 2006 Oscars
On this day in Bastardly History… Amanda Lepore & Pamela Anderson @ Elton John’s 2006 Academy Awards Viewing Party
On this day in Bastardly History… Joan Rivers vs. Dolly Parton - A Bastardly “Scary, Old Bitches” Matchup
On this day in Bastardly History… Abigail Clancy Bikini Pictures! Oww!!
On this day in Bastardly History… Eva Longoria works the GM Celebrity Show runway

BASTARDLY ACCOUNTS! RECENT COMMENTS! OH MY GOD!
We’re switching over to the new version of our site (which actually looks very similar to our current version), so there might be some turbulence along the way. We’ve tried this move about 18 times within the past year, but we’re convinced the 19th attempt will work like a charm! Wish us luck, damn it!!
- Hilary Duff And Yuna Ito Will Make You Hungry! [HollywoodTuna]
- Inmates Do Soulja Boy and Hammer [CO-ED Magazine]
- Gemma Ward Looks Like a Wreck [Drunken Stepfather, NSFW]
- Lauren Conrad Filming The Hills [I’m Not Obsessed]
- Mischa Barton in L.A. [Celebslam]
- Mariah Carey… oh the excitement [The Bastardly Society]
- Verwend nest [Flabber]
- The Wino has been offered $1 million [Dlisted]
- Rihanna wants bigger boobs [Tasteful Celebs]
- Kelly Osbourne looks like she had too much to drink [Seriously? OMG! WTF?]
- Justin Timberlake’s 70s pr0n star look in “The Love Guru” [Cele|bitchy]
- Natalie Portman Sexes Up Letterman [CityRag]
- Bye Bye Robbie Carrico . . . and Your Wig [Fatback Media]
- More Reasons to Hate Tom Brady [DerekHail]
- Brad Pitt debuted a new high and tight haircut [Celeb Warship]
- Sexiest Action Movie Babe Topless Scenes [Uber]
- Bijou Phillips Bikini Malfunction Pictures [The Grumpiest]
- Amanda Beard does the bikini [The Blemish]
- New Iron Man Trailer Rules! [Popoholic]
- Are you a Bastardly Lady of the Day? [The Bastardly]
And, have you guys heard the hottest podcast on the Internet? It’s done by fellow Bastard, Mr. Phillip McCracken. The NY Times calls him a podcast genius. This week Phil talks about Jamie Lynn & fucking Stacy Keibler…enjoy. Hear the full podcast here.

Monica writes:
Hi guys @ Bastardly. How’s it going? I’m Monica, 22 years old, from New Jersey.
I feel Bastardly and I want the distinction of “Bastardly Lady of the Day”.
Which female celebrity would you go lesbian for?
Erm.. Scarlett Johansson, she’s a Goddess. Oh yes!.
Do you like your boobs?
Yeah, I love my boobs. A lot. They’re my pride.
Would you sleep with a dude the age of your grandpa for $3,000,000?
Ahh, that’s a lot of money.. But, nah!
Have guys ever said you look like a particular celebrity to try get in your pants?
Erm.. No. I don’t really think I look like any celeb.
Do you have a most or/and least favorite former Bastardly Lady of the Day?
I liked Cassie, sexy girl.
What makes you Bastardly?
I’m smart, and sexy.
*Are you a Bastardly Lady of the Day? If you too would like to be considered to be a Bastardly Lady of the Day feel free to send hot pictures to bastardly.com@gmail.com. Please note that you will be subject to the gauntlet of our loyal readers and we won’t be so nice as to actually “take down” pictures. However, if we think you’re hot then you might just be fortunate to receive a sexy Bastardly Tanktop! Cheers!

Alyssa Milano Talks ‘My Name Is Earl’
It’s back to business for Alyssa Milano after the writers’ strike! Alyssa sits down with Access and gives us a sneak peak of what to expect in the upcoming season. “My Name is Earl” returns on Thursday, April 3rd with a special one-hour episode. [Access Hollywood]

Victoria’s Revelation
Brand Is ‘Too Sexy,’ Chief Says
Victoria’s Secret is trying to recalibrate. Fourth-quarter sales of fragrance and the collegiate-inspired Pink label grew, but sales of bras, panties and beauty products declined. Turney said the company will aim its marketing and merchandise at 26-year-olds, holding extensive focus groups and walking through malls with them. The company did similar research when it launched Pink, which has become a staple in dorm rooms.
Turney pointed to the company’s Super Bowl ad this year as an example of its new direction. The spot featured model Adriana Lima in a black lace tank top and undies seductively tossing a football as she lounged in a chair.

Cheryl Cole’s Tweedy return
Cheryl Cole has reverted back to her maiden name.
The Girls Aloud beauty - who was left devastated by claims her soccer star husband Ashley cheated on her with several women - was met by a limousine driver holding a sign with her former surname, Tweedy, when she arrived at Los Angeles airport over the weekend.
Friends say it is the clearest indication yet that Cheryl has decided to end her 19-month marriage.
One said: “She’s always been proud to have the surname Cole as she thought it showed her dedication and loyalty to Ashley. Now she’s changed back to Tweedy, it shows she’s keen to regain her status as a single woman.”

In other Jennifer Love Hewitt news…
Jennifer Love Hewitt’s bikini advantage
Jennifer Love Hewitt has once again opened up about the bikini photographs taken by paparazzi during her Hawaiian getaway with fiance, Scottish actor Ross McCall - but this time the actress has highlighted what she believes is the positive side of the picture.
Speaking at an Oscar viewing party at SBE’s The Abbey in West Hollywood, the 28-year-old actress revealed that her fiance has just popped the question when the pictures were taken. “The thing I think is great is when those pictures were taken, no matter what, I had just been asked to marry, so he loves me just the way I am,” People quoted Hewitt, as saying.
And once again, if you’ve not seen her fat booty pics… click here!

Ashlee writes:
Hey Guys. My name is Ashlee I’m 18 yrs old and currently reside in the Big Apple where I was born and raised well I guess I’m not ur typical Bastardly Lady of the Day but I think its time for a change hope u enjoy my pics Muah!!!
Which female celebrity would you go lesbian for?
Christina Milian. Omg she’s hot and a latina =)
Do you like your boobs?
Yep they’re tiny but fit me perfectly!
Would you sleep with a dude the age of your grandpa for $3,000,000?
Noo Noo poor old man would probably have a stroke messing with me lol!
Have guys ever said you look like a particular celebrity to try get in your pants?
Of course guys will say ANYTHING to get into your pants its annoying but hey its the male nature
Do you have a most or/and least favorite former Bastardly Lady of the Day?
Well I like pretty much all of them I respect all of them for having the guts to put themselves on the net… but I think I’m better ;)
What makes you Bastardly?
I’m crazy I love to have fun and live life but I have my limits and know that my education and future come first =)
*Are you a Bastardly Lady of the Day? If you too would like to be considered to be a Bastardly Lady of the Day feel free to send hot pictures to bastardly.com@gmail.com. Please note that you will be subject to the gauntlet of our loyal readers and we won’t be so nice as to actually “take down” pictures. However, if we think you’re hot then you might just be fortunate to receive a sexy Bastardly Tanktop! Cheers!

Here’s a snippet from her IMDb entry…
Alana Curry was born in Redwood City, California, but she was raised in Hawaii and then Arizona. She started out her career by doing ballet and tap dance. After studying ballet for 12 years, she decided to pursue acting. During high school, she appeared in several commercials and films.
After graduation from high school, Alana moved to Los Angeles and acted in various roles in films, television, commercials, and voice-overs. She has guest-starred in small parts on such TV shows as “Robbery Homicide Division”, “The Bold & the Beautiful”, “Beverly Hills 90210″, and “Nick Freno: Licensed Teacher”. Her film credits include a small role in Terminator 3: Rise of the Machines (2003), as well as a string of independent films including Is This Seat Taken (2003) and Changing Fates. [IMDb]
On this day in Bastardly History… Bai Nipple Ling: Down The Bastardly Memory Lane

These were snapped @ Ebony Magazine’s Pre-Oscar Celebration
And the Wiki says…
Franchelle “Frenchie” Davis (born May 7, 1979 in Washington DC) is a former American Idol contestant (season 2) who was disqualified in 2003 for appearing in topless photos on the Internet. Davis performed in Rent on Broadway in 2003 after appearing on American Idol. She sang the solo in the opening song of Act Two, Seasons of Love, and in ensemble roles such as Mrs. Jefferson (Joanne’s mom), a woman with bags, a coat vendor, Mrs. Marquez (Mimi’s mom) and others. She then left to star in a West Coast tour of the musical Dreamgirls. On June 1, 2005, Davis returned to her previous role in the Broadway production of Rent. Davis had previously announced that she would leave Rent in May 2007, she announced her final performance following a mid-April 2007 show. [Wiki]

And the Wiki says…
Zuleikha Robinson (June 29, 1977 in London) is an English actress, but was raised in Thailand and Malaysia. She is a graduate of the American Academy of Dramatic Arts in Los Angeles, and best known for playing Yves Adele Harlow in the X-Files spin-off, The Lone Gunmen.
Zuleikha is of Indian and English descent.[1] Her name means “beautiful one” in Persian. [Wiki]
On this day in Bastardly History… Angell Conwell Sweetens Up 2006 NAACP Image Awards

These were snapped @ an Oscar Party held by Billboard Magazine & Children United Nations
Here’s a little about Rachel Smith:
Rachel Renee Smith (born April 18, 1985 in Panama) is a beauty queen from Clarksville, Tennessee who won the Miss USA pageant in 2007 [1] and who previously had competed in the Miss Teen USA pageant. [Wiki]

And the Wiki says…
Diablo Cody (born June 14, 1978 in Chicago, Illinois), the pen name of Brook Busey-Hunt,[1] is an Academy Award-winning and BAFTA-Award winning writer and blogger. First known for her yearlong foray in the stripping and peep show circuits of Minneapolis, which she candidly chronicled on her Pussy Ranch blog and in her 2006 memoir, Candy Girl: A Year in The Life of an Unlikely Stripper[2], Cody won the Academy Award for Writing Original Screenplay for the 2007 film Juno. A sitcom written by Cody, called The United States of Tara, based on an idea by Steven Spielberg, is currently in pilot stage at Showtime. She has several other scripts in the development stage at various studios. [Wiki]

Yvonne writes:
I’ve noticed some not-so-great posts from past BLOTD’s, so I just thought I’d give this a shot and see how it goes.
Which female celebrity would you go lesbian for?
Megan Fox!.
Do you like your boobs?
Yes, I do, actually!
Would you sleep with a dude the age of your grandpa for $3,000,000?
No!
Have guys ever said you look like a particular celebrity to try get in your pants?
Haha, never. Not that pick-up lines work anyway.
Do you have a most or/and least favorite former Bastardly Lady of the Day?
Not really, they have kind of been slacking lately..
What makes you Bastardly?
I visit your website everyday!! And I’d wear that t-shirt proudly.
*Are you a Bastardly Lady of the Day? If you too would like to be considered to be a Bastardly Lady of the Day feel free to send hot pictures to bastardly.com@gmail.com. Please note that you will be subject to the gauntlet of our loyal readers and we won’t be so nice as to actually “take down” pictures. However, if we think you’re hot then you might just be fortunate to receive a sexy Bastardly Tanktop! Cheers!
On this day in Bastardly History… Jenna Jameson Debuts The Latest Results Of Her New Suckie-Suckie Diet!!
On this day in Bastardly History… Stacy Keibler can do no wrong!

Gas Prices Rising Rapidly as Crude Oil Price Jumps
Regular self-serve up 20 cents in two weeks
Supply worries sent the average gasoline price soaring in California which has the highest prices in the U.S., the Automobile Club of Southern California reported.
The price of a gallon of self-serve regular gasoline went up 11 cents higher in Los Angeles County and 14 cents in Orange County.
In Los Angeles County, the average rose to $3.20, 2 cents less than last month, but 52 cents more than this time last year.
The Orange County average rose to $3.15 a gallon, 5 cents more than last month and 51 cents more than this time last year.
On this day in Bastardly History… Aaron Carter One Step Closer To A Crack O.D.!

What the fuck is Petra Nemcova smoking?!
I hope Sean Penn made a huge ass donation to Petra’s foundation to be sitting where he’s sitting. If what looks to be going down is actually going down, this is truly a sad-sad day in Bastardly History.
Let’s have a Bastardly Moment of Silence for the bullshit that is before us. Then again, on the bright side of things, if Petra’s willing to spread her legs for Sean Penn, then I’m pretty sure Jackson & I have a decent chance @ her bod, as well…(at least in theory).

And it’s working again… for now.
Which female celebrity would you go lesbian for?
Keira Knightley. She truly is a classic beauty.
Do you like your boobs?
Why does it matter if I like them or not? Aren’t you the judge.
Would you sleep with a dude the age of your grandpa for $3,000,000?
Hell no. I’d like to think I have more class than that! Plus, money isn’t everything…. I can’t believe I just said that.
Have guys ever said you look like a particular celebrity to try get in your pants?
You don’t need to tell me I look like a celeb to do that;) No I’m totally joking.. No, they haven’t.
Do you have a most or/and least favorite former Bastardly Lady of the Day?
Haha BLOTD’s are all pretty funny in my opinion.
What makes you Bastardly?
Probably the fact that I am stupid enough to 1) submit my pictures and 2) know about this site.
How DO I even know about this website? …
*Are you a Bastardly Lady of the Day? If you too would like to be considered to be a Bastardly Lady of the Day feel free to send hot pictures to bastardly.com@gmail.com. Please note that you will be subject to the gauntlet of our loyal readers and we won’t be so nice as to actually “take down” pictures. However, if we think you’re hot then you might just be fortunate to receive a sexy Bastardly Tanktop! Cheers!
On this day in Bastardly History… Lisa Ray Lookin’ Sexy @ 79th Annual Academy Awards
On this day in Bastardly History… Why am I posting Christine Lakin?

Both sets of pics snapped @ Reebok 2008 Freestyle World Tour
On the top, you have quite simply one of the tightest packages in the biz and on the bottom, you have the tastiest host in TRL history.


These were snapped @ De Grisogono’s Hollywood Dominos Benefiting The Art Of Elysium in Beverly Hills
More about organization:
Mission: The Art of Elysium, a non-profit 501(c) (3) organization founded in 1997, encourages working actors, artists and musicians to voluntarily dedicate their time and talent to children who are battling serious medical conditions. We provide artistic workshops in the following disciplines: acting, art, comedy, fashion, music, radio, songwriting and creative writing. [Art of Elysium Website]
And for those of you looking to see Charlize @ the Oscars, think again…
Charlize Theron will watch the Oscars at home in her pyjamas. The Oscar-winning actress believes only nominees should attend the glitzy ceremony on February 24.
The South African beauty — who won the Best Actress Oscar for her role in 2003’s Monster — says, “We are not going to the Oscars this year. I don’t think you go to those kind of awards unless you are nominated. I think it’s special if you get a nomination, or your film does. But we don’t have any nominations or anything like that in the house so we sit in our jammies and watch it on the couch.” [Times of India]

Jess writes:
Hi! I was just surfing the web and somehow ended up on this site (which by the way is very addictive)…anyways, I’ll be graduating this year with a b.s. in mechanical engineering and I thought it’d be fun to try something like this for once…so here it goes ;-)
Which female celebrity would you go lesbian for?
None…I’m way too straight for that
Do you like your boobs?
Of course…I love them…why not?
Would you sleep with a dude the age of your grandpa for $3,000,000?
For three mil?…I’d say yes but then again my grandpa is not that old..lol
Have guys ever said you look like a particular celebrity to try get in your pants?
All the time…I’ve gotten Alicia Keys, Eva Longoria, and a bunch of bollywood actresses…it’s so lame…come on guys- you can do better than that
Do you have a most or/and least favorite former Bastardly Lady of the Day?
Yes, I like Noreen…she’s very pretty and she’s indian like me…what’s to hate?
What makes you Bastardly?
The fact that I’m actually doing this…
*Are you a Bastardly Lady of the Day? If you too would like to be considered to be a Bastardly Lady of the Day feel free to send hot pictures to bastardly.com@gmail.com. Please note that you will be subject to the gauntlet of our loyal readers and we won’t be so nice as to actually “take down” pictures. However, if we think you’re hot then you might just be fortunate to receive a sexy Bastardly Tanktop! Cheers!
On this day in Bastardly History… Bastardly Body Double: Natalia & Adriana Lima
On this day in Bastardly History… Farewell to The OC and Taylor Townsend!

These snaps were taken @ Global Green USA’s 5th Annual Pre-Oscar Party
Radha Mitchell won’t bare all again ever
After baring all in her latest movie, actress Radha Mitchell has sworn never to go nude again for a role. The 34-year-old actress has stripped for the first time for her latest role as an edgy real estate agent in Feast of Love but says it may be the last time she does so. The Australian actress has said that she is not quite keen to let go of her inhibitions while engaging in passionate, sometimes fiery, love scenes again.

Which female celebrity would you go lesbian for?
Sandra Bullock and Victoria Beckham
Do you like your boobs?
Yeah, I think they are ok.
Would you sleep with a dude the age of your grandpa for $3,000,000?
I don’t now, it’s easy to give an answer now, but in reality I don’t now what to do ( my answer now is a big NO)
Have guys ever said you look like a particular celebrity to try get in your pants?
Nope.
Do you have a most or/and least favorite former Bastardly Lady of the Day?
I think Meg and my favourite is Stephanie
What makes you Bastardly?
I’m a true fan of this site and I love to see people get torn apart (especially celebrities). I hope that qualify me us a true Bastardly
*Are you a Bastardly Lady of the Day? If you too would like to be considered to be a Bastardly Lady of the Day feel free to send hot pictures to bastardly.com@gmail.com. Please note that you will be subject to the gauntlet of our loyal readers and we won’t be so nice as to actually “take down” pictures. However, if we think you’re hot then you might just be fortunate to receive a sexy Bastardly Tanktop! Cheers!

Snapped @ the opening night of LAByrinth Theater Company’s Production of “UNCONDITIONAL” in NYC
The NY Times recently reviewed the play…
The lives of lonely New Yorkers come together and fall apart in “Unconditional,” a bluesy, moody, ultimately draggy new drama by Brett C. Leonard that opened Monday night at the Public Theater.
The play strikes a dark note from the start. The audience is divided into two sections, facing each other across a yawning playing space in the Shiva Theater. Panels in the middle of the stage suddenly slide away to reveal a white man standing on a chair, trussed up in duct tape, a noose around his neck. [NY Times]

These were snapped @ W Magazine’s Hollywood Affair Pre Oscar Party
And the Wiki says…
Holly Rachel Vukadinović (Serbian Cyrillic : Вукадиновић) (born 11 May 1983), who is better known by her stage name of Holly Valance, is an Australian actress and ARIA nominated singer.
Valance currently resides in Los Angeles, California and is dating fellow Aussie actor Alex O’Loughlin.
She used to date her former manager Scott Michaelson. [Wiki]

These snaps were taken @ Chevy Rocks The Future Event in Burbank
MOAKLER LOOKING TO MARRY AGAIN
Former beauty queen SHANNA MOAKLER is determined to settle down with a man for life - following her turbulent marriage to wild rocker TRAVIS BARKER.
Moakler - whose divorce to the Blink 182 drummer was finalised last week (ends08Feb08) - is searching for a suitor who will offer her the same stable life her parents have enjoyed.
From The Bastardly Wiki:
Shanna Moakler posed for Playboy and got 3 kids from 2 different baby daddys.
On this day in Bastardly History… Silvina Luna Is A Testament To All Latin TV Hotties!

Tara Reid Joins a Brothel
According to Ace Showbiz, there’s a rumor going around that the actress will take on a role in Andrew Jones’ indie drama called The Beautiful Outsiders. The film focuses on Jason Starkweather (Cameron Douglas, son of Michael), a former addict who is released from prison after 6 years. In a post-prison halfway house, he tries to stay clean and ends up looking up ex-girlfriend Sarah (Reid), who works in a brothel to pay her way through school. Somehow, remeeting makes them go on the run, fleeing the law while getting reacquainted.
On this day in Bastardly History… Charlize Theron & Her Legs @ The Elle Style Awards

Emily writes:
What’s going on, my favorite vicious gossip blog readers?! My name is EMILY-just another southern belle (with a spicy cajun mix). Go ahead and have your way with me >;o)
Which female celebrity would you go lesbian for?
Megan Fox, definitely. She can have her way with me ANYtime!
Do you like your boobs?
I think they’re lovely but I’m definitely not opposed to some cosmetic work someday [i.e. birthing children/old age etc]
Would you sleep with a dude the age of your grandpa for $3,000,000?
….there’s a lot of hot grandpas out there (?) yes.
Have guys ever said you look like a particular celebrity to try get in your pants?
Ha yes, and at CHURCH camp no less (Jennifer Love Hewitt, in her Can’t Hardly Wait days haha)
Do you have a most or/and least favorite former Bastardly Lady of the Day?
I really haven’t memorized any of these ladies by name…I’m here for the celeb bashing!
What makes you Bastardly?
I’m like a tomboy sorority girl: girly style with an easy-going attitude like a guy. So we can go to a fancy dinner one night and then get down and dirty/hot and sweaty the next day! :*o)
*Are you a Bastardly Lady of the Day? If you too would like to be considered to be a Bastardly Lady of the Day feel free to send hot pictures to bastardly.com@gmail.com. Please note that you will be subject to the gauntlet of our loyal readers and we won’t be so nice as to actually “take down” pictures. However, if we think you’re hot then you might just be fortunate to receive a sexy Bastardly Tanktop! Cheers!
