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After reports that Amy Winehouse has the infectious skin disease impetigo, new reports are surfacing that she may have put a cigarette out on her cheek instead, or that she may have an even worse condition.
While dining with friends at an upscale London restaurant sources claim Amy put a cigarette out on her face out of spite. Amy was repeatedly asked to stop smoking because a smoking ban was in order. Amy smoked through her meal and staff asked her to extinguish it on more than one occasion. After being asked a final time, Amy stared the waitress in the eye and put the cigarette out on her own face.
A source who claims to have seen it says, “She hardly flinched because she was so high. The whole place was open-mouthed in horror. She was so out of it that she didn’t feel the pain — everyone else looked completely stunned. The waitress covered her mouth in shock and just walked off to tell the manager. It was a shocking sight.”
Another report is hinting that Amy may have a more serious condition than impetigo.
Skin doctor Vail Reese, who hasn’t treated Winehouse, thinks Amy should seek a second opinion because he thinks she is suffering from Staph Aureus.
Dr. Reese warns that antibiotics will not help this serious problem.
He tells WENN, “While it is certainly possible that Winehouse is fending off a routine case of skin strep (impetigo), certain aspects are not typical. Usually strep impetigo is seen in children, who are still developing a mature immune system. The affected area may be red and tender but not usually swollen.
“The appearance of Winehouse’s markedly bloated cheek raises the possibility of an infection with Strep’s sinister cousin, Staph Aureus. This pesky pest tends to cause more swelling and blistering than strep, and commonly affects adults.
“Certain strains have developed a resistance to certain antibiotics and can be particularly hard to clear… and surgical drainage of the swollen area may be necessary. I’m definitely seeing a rise in Staph Aureus at my clinic.”

Former Knots Landing star Joan Van Ark’s face is melting!
I can almost see the wick coming from the top of her head! If you compare the photo of her twenty years ago until now, you can really see how much she has destroyed her face over the years.
What a shame. I mean, how bad does your self-esteem have to be to do that to yourself? She could have gotten the same result by dumping hydrofluoric acid over her face.

Moby is featured in next month’s Spin magazine and in an interview, he says he dated Natalie Portman!
Who knew?
Moby says during his time with Natalie he was harassed by her hardcore fans who couldn’t believe she was with him. The geeks were jealous of the famous nerd who was all up on their woman. Heh.
“I guess in some people’s eyes, [nerds] might be mildly sexy - and, as a nerd, I’m certainly happy to enjoy some of the effects of that. But as far as the very brief affair that I had with Natalie, it’s made me a target of a lot of nerd wrath. You don’t date Luke Skywalker’s mom and not have them hate your guts.”

Lisa Marie Presley and her 62 year-old, botoxed, pulled and stretched mother, Priscilla.
Omg, Priscilla looks frightening! Her forehead is so tight you can see your own reflection in that bitch! I think she thinks she’s goth with her hair and pale complexion.
Lisa isn’t looking too hot either. The hair is killing me, and she looks like she just woke up. But I’ll forgive her if she’ll give me that coat and bag!
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Rumer Willis was recently presented with something that all Hollywood stars wish they could have.
Their very own Polly Pocket doll.
Last weekend at the Children Affected by AIDS Foundation’s annual Dream Halloween benefit, Rumer was given a Polly Pocket doll that was made in her image. The doll was auctioned off for charity and went for $5,500.
Rumer said during the event, “I feel like I’m really famous now.”
Regarding fame and celebrity, she told People magazine,
“Before I started working, I would have said, ‘You know, it’s not really fair, because I didn’t choose this.’ But when you decide to be a part of this profession and put yourself out there, then you kind of have to accept what it is.
It’s a 24-hour job. It doesn’t matter if you are going out to a restaurant – you have to be aware of what you are doing and how you look and how you are presenting yourself, because most of the time people never get to know you.
Being famous isn’t going to parties … it’s about being able to use the power that we all have to kind of give back.”