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Click here to watch Brandon Flowers and the boys' cover of Cyndi Lauper's Girls Just Wanna Have Fun from a gig of theirs in the U.K. this past weekend!
In addition to Tila Tequila, several other "stars" showed up to Crown Bar last night, including Brandon Davis, Sean Stewart, Jesse McCartney, Harland Williams and Evan Ross. And yes, Brandon is wearing his lucky black snakeskin jacket - think it helped charm any of the ladies in the bar?
Looks like Jesse got a whiff of Brandon!

Talk about a DOWNGRADE!
InTouch Weekly reports that Victoria's Secret model Miranda Kerr and super hot actor Orlando Bloom are over.
And, to make something shittier even more craptastic, the Oz catwalker has rebounded into the arms of her former flame, Brandon "Firecrotch" Davis!
Grossness.
This past Saturday, Greasy Bear and Miranda were spotting locking lips at two New York City clubs.
An eye witless says they were "full on making out" at 1Oak.
Orlando's ex was also spotted kissing Greasy at Beatrice Inn later that night.
"They didn't seem to care who saw," the witness reveals.
Miranda's rep denies the breakup with Orlando, yet the model was overheard telling Brandon about the split.
Davis recently called it quits himself with another Australian model, Cheyenne Tozzi.
An insider says, "Miranda always seems to go to Brandon when she has a fight with Orlando. He's her rebound guy."
How does Greasy pull the chicks?
What doe$ he have that's so appealing to them?
[Image via WENN.]
Filed under: Train Wrecks, Paparazzi Photo, Nurse!
TMZ.com: Sweathog Brandon Davis is the pits!The oily heir emerged from inside the appropriately titled NYC nighclub Butter -- looking like Whitney Houston after an all-nighter.Will someone please pass this sad clown the Arrid Extra Dry?!... Read more

Lindsay Lohan leaving the Hermes store in Beverly Hills (6/5)
It’s been a while since we’ve had a good “I fucked Lindsay Lohan in the bathroom” story. Thanks UK tabloid The Sun!
Bobby Brown’s so Brandon is claiming that he got intimate with the actress in a toilet. Apparently Lindsay – who most recently has been seen cosying up to female DJ Samantha Ronson – couldn’t resist the reality TV star’s charms. He boasts:
“Me and Lindsay got really, really close. She followed me to the bathroom during a private party, and, well, we basically got together. I think she knew who I was when she first saw me. We were just staring at each other and she walked by. I walked into the bathroom and she followed me in.” (Source)
With her attached to Samantha Ronson’s hip 24/7 nowadays, sometimes we forget just how cockhungry Lindsay Lohan can be. This dude basically seduced her with eye contact. Not a “hi,” not a “hello,” eye contact. If hooking up with random dudes in bathrooms was an Olympic event, Lindsay Lohan would have 900 gold medals. She’s the United States, Paris Hilton is Russia, and every other chick in L.A. is Burundi.
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With all the stars in New York at the Met's Costume Gala, you might have expected LA's clubs to be empty - but you'd have been wrong, wrong, wrong!
STK, for instance, played host to both Shannon Elizabeth and Mel B! Looks like Mel's dinner went well - she was even gracious enough to plant one on her hubby Steven Belafonte for the cameras!
Elsewhere, we spotted Jesse McCartney, Perry Farrell, Esai Morales, Joel Madden, Evan Ross, Derek Huff, and Whitney Port - whew! We're more out of breath than Brandon Davis after he ran away at full speed from our black cameraman!
We also bumped into David Spade, who took the time to add his voice to the chorus of opinions about Miley Cyrus' Vanity Fair photos. Still, we gotta say that David has a point - Miley does seem rich!
SHNNN LVS STK
Filed under: Wacky and Weird
TMZ.com: If the money was right, Jason Davis (who has mysteriously shed quite a few LBs lately) would gladly be a spokesperson for Jenny Craig.Right, because there's nothing they'd want more than the endorsement of a heroin using, pompous brother of a... Read more
Filed under: Train Wrecks
TMZ.com: Racist homophobe Brandon Davis and sex-tape impresario Rick Salomon are a match made in douchebag heaven!The tragic duo didn't let a little thing like an invite stop them from crashing the "Bra Boys" premiere last night in Hollywood. We're told... Read more
Filed under: Train Wrecks, Wacky and Weird
TMZ.com: Without his Uncle Tom bud Dallas Austin around, Brandon Davis is a total pansy. A braver Brandon flipped off paps Friday night at Villa -- but yesterday he booked it for his ride whenever cameras came close, still refusing to say a word about the... Read more
Filed under: Wacky and Weird
TMZ.com: TMZ tracked down Jason Davis to get a reaction to his brother's hate-filled night, in which Brandon hurled the slurs, "nigger" and "faggot."Jason couldn't make a fast enough getaway and was as eloquent as ever. See Also Forget Firecrotch:... Read more
Filed under: Train Wrecks, Wacky and Weird
TMZ.com: Brandon Davis' driver was seen spraying their SUV with air freshener last night. It could have also been disinfectant, not that that's really any better. See Also Brandon Davis is a "Scumbag" ... Read more
Whoah, look how utterly cheerless Brandon Davis is. Even his fetching little headband is doing little to lift his spirits. At least it is lifting up his greasy hair so that we can get a better look at his utterly dejected visage. The socialite has good reason to look dejected these days, according to Page Six.
The paper is reporting that Brandon crashed on the couch of his buddy, music producer Scott Storch, and put their friendship in jeopardy when he tried to snag Storch's diamond watch worth approximately $100,000. According to an unnamed source, "Scott called Brandon and told him the watch was missing but, 'It's OK - I just got a new security system, so everything's on tape.' After learning he'd be caught, Davis "started crying hysterically and saying, 'Please don't tell anyone - I'll bring it back.'"
Apparently, Scott felt bad for Brandon and didn't go to the police when he got his watch back within an hour and his comment on the story was simply, "I heard about this. Give peace a chance." Awww, doesn't he mean "Give grease a chance"?
Photos: PacificCoastNewsOnline.com/WENN
This week Village Voice columnist and flip-flop with socks wearer Michael Musto recreated Lindsay Lohan's recreation of Marilyn Monroe's last photo shoot because nothing says "Pultizer" like drag (Does it count as drag if you're naked? -ed). A small point that might have gotten overlooked as you held in your vomit: Musto's ass has "Fire Crotch" airbrushed in. Hey, Musto, you owe Brandon Davis a nickel. [La Daily Musto]
Is international asshole and oil heir Brandon Davis broke? He's been bumming money off friends and asking strangers to buy him drinks. But this is the same international asshole and oil heir who was detained at Syndney International airport in January for carrying too much cash around. Rumors of Davis getting cut off have been going around since July, but maybe he just forgot to deposit his allowance this month. Rich people don't understand that regular people don't casually lend out thousands of dollars (unless you are trying to buy an over-valued home). Perhaps he's just asking for loans and drinks because of the "asshole" bit. The man should be living large off royalties from coining "firecrotch" alone. [P6]
What's wrong with this bitch? How come people with money that they didn't earn themselves have to be such penises? Here's some snaps of Brandon Davis in his Wesson Oil-mobile in Australia with some chickenhead. He's got Wessonality! Brandon was recently spotted freaking out on a valet in front of Setai in Miami for not bringing his car around fast enough. What do you have to get to? You don't work. You just jet around looking for the best price on coke! That's not a job! That's a lifestyle. The valet should have suckered him. Valet jobs are fairly abundant. I'd give him a reference.
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Photos: PacificCoastNewsOnline.com
More photos from Brandon's trip to Australia from earlier this year after the jump.
Little Miss Christmas sends her greetings from Hawaii!
Click thru to see who she's spending the holidays with ...
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What greeting is family friend Brandon Davis sending? And Nicky?
Filed under: Celebrity Justice
TMZ.com: TMZ first reported last week that Erik Estrada's son Brandon got a little CHiP-py with the staff on a recent Northwest Airlines flight, forcing the plane to be diverted and causing Brandon to be detained.We've just obtained video footage, shot with a... Read more
Paris Hilton spent Monday night escorting younger brother Barron around town - making stops at Katsuya, Hyde and Villa in West Hollywood.
The Hilton siblings were accompanied by oil heir Brandon Davis, and, fortunately, the threesome was smart enough to hire a driver for the evening.
Filed under: Paparazzi Photo, Wacky and Weird
TMZ.com: Believe it or not, Fergie did something even nastier than allegedly pee her pants on stage -- she had lunch with Brandon "Greasy Bear' Davis! While sitting next to the glassy-eyed oily heir at Cafe Med in West Hollywood on Tuesday, the Black Eyed Pea... Read more
Spotted: Fergie having lunch with Brandon Davis, Tuesday afternoon at Cafe Med in Los Angeles.
Little trivia: sources tell us these two used to date years ago! Like many many many years ago.
Really? I thought he was part of director Bryan Singer's master plan to have a gay Superman? Singer, gayer than rainbow-flavored lube, was the subject of some reports that he intended to have a gay actor play Superman this go-round and then have him come out after the movie hit it big. Which would do what exactly, I'm not sure? Raise blue Underarmour sales in Provincetown around Halloween? Anyway, the movie wasn't a giant hit and Routh is apparently into the ladies as he just got married. Routh married actress Courtney Ford this past Saturday in Santa Barbara, California. Routh, 28, is said to have proposed to Ford, 29,in England last summer during the Superman press tour. They met while he was a bartender at the Lucky Strike bowling alley in Hollywood. I remember Brandon because he played a short-lived boyfriend of Jessica on "One Life To Live". Honestly, the brotha was dull and made no mark at all. But Bryan Singer apparently saw something in his bulge that the rest of didn't. Routh and Ford like to watch "DVD's, especially the special features" for fun. Ok, he's not gay. No gay is that boring.
Photos: Getty Images
Page Six reports that even stylists at the Frederic Fekkai Salon don't dare touch the "oily grunginess" that is Brandon Davis' hair... and we don't blame them! Mischa Barton's ex (what was she thinking?) paid a late night visit this weekend for a trim and the frightened employees all donned rubber gloves. "He [Davis] was really out of it, sweating profusely. His eyes were half shut and he was asking for carrot juice, even after they told him they only had orange juice," adds a source.
Classy!
That is one hot pile of sexiness!
Brandon Davis is skeevy beyond skeeve. The tragedy with this one is that he would probably be hot if he wasn't A) a pinhead and B) unwashed. And we're not exaggerating on the unwashed part. Apparently he's so greasy than even professional hair burners won't approach that salad without some kind of protection. "Fat Elvis" rolled up on the Frederic Fekkai salon in NYC for a trim and everyone broke out the Rubbermaid gloves.
"Even the shampoo person wore gloves," said a source. "He [Davis] was really out of it, sweating profusely. His eyes were half shut and he was asking for carrot juice, even after they told him they only had orange juice."Christ, can't anyone do anything without having to be coked up anymore? Ugh, get your own carrot juice. What are you - a health nut now? Carrot juice? Right. He's the picture of fitness. He's a veritable Jack Lalanne. Quick, fetch my juicer! I just blew these rails and I need some kumquat juice NOW to take the edge off! God, the shampoo girl should have held him under and done us all a favor.
Photos: INFDaily.com

Click here to watch the video for Tranquilize, the single from The Killers‘ new B-sides album.
The video is totally creepy. We kinda love it!
P.S. Bonus points for the Lou Reed cameo.

I have no idea what a douche-pirate is exactly, but I assume that it's what happens when a douche-bag attempts to conceal his identity with a pirate costume and you end up with what we have here. The oil heir was spotted in a New York costume shop, during his hunt for a Halloween ensemble and unsurprisingly, ended up acting the fool. A tipster revealed to the New York Daily News that when Brandon was trying on a glittery, feather-covered mask, one of the chicas in his entourage told him that it didn't look great and the witness "saw him throw it across the counter, hitting the cashier." Um yeah, I could never work retail, because apparently, stunts like that still aren't considered reasonable grounds for murder.
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Photos: PacificCoastNews.com
Remember when Paris wore more than one classy outfit, Lindsay got physical and Brandon Davis dressed as, uh, firehead? Good times!
Still not sure? Well, we have one final costume suggestion below the cut...
Be Britney for Halloween! All you need is a hot pink wig and you'll be lookin' good, y'all!
In a story that’s a little surprising, celebrity heiress sisters Paris and Nicky Hilton were seen partying together in Vegas recently. And they both looked as though they had patched up their differences, becoming BFFs once again.
The Hilton ladies were spotted at PURE nightclub at Caesars Palace in Las Vegas. Apparently the two had their own VIP booth, and plenty of attention from the club goers.
We really think that Jason Davis is full of life and would be a fun person to hang out with, but his brother Brandon looks like a total bore. Here he is trying to look cool dressed in black on Malibu Beach in front of Paris Hilton’s home. He kind of looks like he just washed ashore.
Photo by Hector Vasquez/Buzz Foto LLC
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Filed under: Wacky and Weird, Paris Hilton
TMZ.com: One day after oily heir Brandon Davis' brown eye mysteriously turned red, the Greasy Bear was spotted using his roughed up retina to impress chicks.TMZ cameras caught Davis at an art show in Hollywood last night, where he got some sound advice on how... Read more

Paris may have ditched the hills of Hollywood for the beach of Malibu, but last night Paris was back in her old hood and up to her old tricks. She started the night out at Opera with Nicky and David Katzenberg, before heading over to the Green Door to meet up with Brandon Davis. Then, the group hopped over to IHop for some late-night munchies.
That dress might be cute in different colors, but the black, red and pink color-block combo isn't really doin' it for me
Paris and friend Jeff Beacher navigate the crowd
She's really got that wonky eye strategically covered at all times!
While a birthday typically is a one day event, Paris Hilton has seemingly been celebrating her special day for the past month. First, the hotel heiress had a family celebration in Austria. That was followed up by a bash for friends held in Vegas, which was pretty uneventful.
The latest birthday party found more of Hilton’s ‘famous’ friends showing up to toast the day the socialite was born.
The night started with a meal and drinks at the Prime Grill restaurant in Beverly Hills. At the dinner of family and friends, including previously absent Nicole Richie and her boyfriend Joel Madden, Paris led her well wishers to a “wild night of fun.”
As the night started off, everything seemed to be laid back and, well, uninteresting. That all changed with one guest in attendance, the infamous Brandon Davis. For those of you who are unaware of this fella, he’s an oil heir who “enjoys looking bloated and sweaty in public, and hanging off Paris and sister Nicky,” according to Sally Grover of AHN.
Davis is also a former (or so we think) drug addict, who checked into rehab following a taped rant about Lindsay Lohan in which the nickname “Fiecrotch” was born.
At Paris’ party, Davis threw insults at both Paula Abdul and Courtney Love.... two stars who are used to a bit of ridicule. However, Davis’ antics were so abrasive that they caused both Abdul and Love to make a break for the exit.
One guest told the New York Daily News, “He was hurling flowers at Paula Abdul. Then he began bombing her with Styrofoam flower-holders. He was shouting, ‘Lick my *#@!*, Paula!’ He started mocking her ancestry by speaking gibberish in an Arabic accent.”
Paula didn’t take kindly to the attention and promptly left the restaurant. However, Davis wasn’t finished. He then moved on to Courtney Love.
Another witness recounts, “He lifted her up so that she was straddling his waist. Her Chanel dress was riding up. Brandon was saying, ‘I want to squirt on you.’ He was humping Courtney in front of her daughter, Frances Bean. When he put her down, Courtney grabbed Frances and they marched out of the restaurant through the kitchen.”
While Davis was “encouraged to leave,” he ignored the requests and followed the posse back to Hilton’s pad for the after party. But despite being life long friends, Davis’ antics were even too much for Paris.
One insider said, “Incredibly, Brandon showed up at Paris’ place. Security guided him downstairs. They were under orders to keep him away from Paris.”