[The pop sensation leaving a taping of The X Factor, Britain's American Idol; image via INF]
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[National treasure Britney Spears accepting the Best International Pop Star trophy at Germany's Bambi Media Awards yesterday; image via Bauer-Griffin]
[Actress Sarah Jessica Parker with fashion designer Valentino at opening night for the New York City Ballet; image via Getty]
[Lindsay Lohan in Los Angeles; image via INF]
miasma-protege's new line beats the original, Actress Gives Completely Incorrect Hand Signal.
[Didn't Lloyd wear sunglasses in that one scene in the car? Oh well. That's Ashley Olsen, one half of the Bobsey Twins, leaving Hermes in LA yesterday; image via WENN]
[Lance Bass, former NSYNCer and current Star with whom there is Dancing, on that show's set yesterday; image via INF]
[Katie Holmes with her daughter Suri, the world's most powerful baby, in New York today. I'm sorry, that kid is so cute. Image via Bauer-Griffin]
We rolled our eyes when Georgina Bloomberg, the 25-year-old daughter of the billionaire mayor of New York, complained in her Page Six Mag profile about how hard it was to be his daughter. Until we saw the family photos they put online! The man apparently never smiles. Georgina actually sounds like she's got her head on straight, considering her upbringing. She got Ds at Spence and told Page Six that when her Dad was "just a businessman, he was pretty egotistical. People were telling him how great he was every day." Do you have any ideas what belongs in the thought bubble here? [Thanks, commenter BrookeLolzord!] Wtf was he thinking?
[Teen juggernaut Miley Cyrus, daughter borne of an achy breaky heart, at the 17th annual Who Cares! Music Awards last night; image via Bauer-Griffin]
es-ki-mo's new line beats the original, "The 'Gold Mine' Themed Dress Was My Daddy's Idea."
[Paris Hilton and Avril Lavigne holding hands at the Villa after party in Los Angeles last night, photo by X17, click for the bigpic.]
[Al Pacino desperately searching his phone for his stylist's number, image from X17, click for the big version]
[Supermodel Heidi Klum filming a commercial in Los Angeles yesterday; image via INF]
bringmemyTofu's new line beats the original, "Oh Dear, Get Me A Blanket. I've Prettied Myself Again."
["Body of Evidence" actress Madonna in New York last night; image via INF]
SidAndFinancy's new line beats the original, New 'Moon Stilettos' All The Rage At Madonna's House
[The Broadway starlet (see you tonight, Katieeeee) wears shorts on the friggin' coldest day ever today; image via Bauer-Griffin]
[Whitney Port of "The Hills" in Los Angeles; image via WENN]
Pithmaster's new line beats the original, Gretel Emerges After Years Lost In The Woods, To Much Media Frenzy
[ZOMG, it's Robert Pattinson who plays the sexy vampire person in that sexy vampire movie "Twilight" that everyone is totally going to seeeeeeeeeeee; image via INF]
TedSez's new line beats the original, If He Were A Real Vampire, He'd Be Signing Blank Pieces Of Paper. And, Um, This 'Open Caption' Would Be Blank, Too.
[Amy Winehouse, who is the definition of the term "troubled singer" in London today; image via Bauer-Griffin]
Neutralize's new line beats the original, Area Man Not Sure If The 'Monkey Foxes' Are 'At It Again,' But Yes, Miss, He Will Check. And No, Miss, He's Not Leaving. He'll Be Right Back. And Please Put Down That Spatula, Miss.
[Martha Stewart and Heidi Klum at yesterday's Victoria's Secret Angels Fashion Show, from here. Click for the bigpic]
[Jennifer Aniston and John Mayer heading back to their Manhattan hotel, from here. Click for the full version.]
[Actress Jennifer Anniston (who was funny on "30 Rock" last night!) with her on again, off again boyfriend singer John Mayer, in Soho last night; image via INF]
[Actress Jennifer Aniston (who was funny on "30 Rock" last night!) with her on again, off again boyfriend singer John Mayer, in Soho last night; image via INF]
homobot v3.0's new line beats the original, "Stop Paying Attention To Us! Wait Wait Wait, No. Don't Stop."
["Hills" villain Spencer Pratt filming some sort of video with his sister Spencerina in LA today; image via Splash]
[Lindsay Lohan and her deejay girlfriend Samantha Ronson (who was doing a show called "Fuck Rehab") in London yesterday; image via Bauer-Griffin]
es-ki-mo's new line beats the original, Cheeky!
[Pop singer Britney Spears with her actress sister Jamie Lynn at an alligator farm near their Louisiana home yesterday; image via INF]
[Actors Maggie Gyllenhaal and Peter Sarsgaard (too many A's!) at a MoMa Film gala last night; image via Bauer-Griffin]
EleanorRigby's new line beats the original, Long Lost Wilderness Plane Crash Survivors Found, Instantly FĂȘted.
[Actress Natalie Portman on the New York set of "Love and Other Impossible Pursuits" today; image via INF]
["Gossip Girl" actress Chace Crawford arriving in Nice, France (how faaaaaabulous!) yesterday; image via Bauer-Griffin]

[Amanda Bynes at TAO's 3rd Anniversary Party in Sin City last night, from here. Click for the full image.]

[Lindsay Lohan and girlfriend Samantha Ronson continue to be upset about the passing of California's Proposition 8 at Pure last night. Pic from here, click to enlarge.]
[Well paid comedic figure Adam Sandler and his gay ole bulldog on the beach in Malibu. Pic via X17. Click to enlarge.]
[Celebtard Paris Hilton, in chihuahua shirt, strides past a naked dog in Bel Air. Click to enlarge the pic, via X17. New headline by commenter curlyqtips.]

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That picture of Meredith Vieira’s WOOD nose so close to Al Roker’s HOLE reminds me of something, but just quite think of it. So fill in the hole and caption that picture of the two of them dressed up for Halloween on The Today Show!
[Ashley Olsen, mogul, outside the David Letterman show last night; image via INF]
Aaron_Altman's new line beats the original, Tiny Star Stands Before Her Daily Judging Committee.
[Michael Jackson, a nylon stocking stuffed with old insulation material and chicken bones somehow made animate, out trick and/or treating with his children in Los Angeles yesterday; image via Bauer-Griffin]
[Samantha Ronson, a deejay, with her girlfriend Lindsay Lohan, an actress, at the Spring Street C/E subway stop today; image via Splash]
[Robert Downey Jr. on the set of his new 'Sherlock Holmes' movie, directed by Guy Ritchie; image via Bauer-Griffin]
[Ashley Tisdale and Vanessa Hudgens, stars of the movie 'High School Musical 3,' which grossed a billion dollars over the weekend, in Los Angeles yesterday; image via Bauer-Griffin]
Meg's new line beats the original, Having Money Is Fun
[A young mother named Britney Spears visits her children at their school in Los Angeles today; image via INF]
[Performers in the new Cirque Du Soleil show 'Wintuk' during a sneak preview today at Madison Square Garden; image via Getty]
Colonel Mustard's new line beats the original, American Racial Profiling Problem Deftly Explored By French Canadian Circus Performers.
[At least Bauer-Griffin seems to think so. Did the new Broadway actress lose a cap or something?]
uninspired's inspired new line beats the original, Katie Holmes Missing A Tooth.
[Athleticist Alex Rodriguez, who plays for the New York Yankees baseball squadron and is maybe sleeping with Madonna, leaving his New York apartment today; image via INF]
That's Piper Palin, Alaskan governor and vice presidential nominee Sarah Palin's 7-year-old daughter. In her hand is a $790 monogram Louis Vuitton handbag. That's over a hundred dollars per year of lil' Pipe's life! So maybe part of her mom's $150,000 Neiman Marcus shopping spree was picking up sweet ass designer shit for her chic and worldly seven-year-old. Or maybe Piper just saved her allowance for a real, real long time. Orrr... heh. It's fake. Who knows! [via Deceiver]
[Olympic gold medal-winning gymnast Nastia "Nasty" Liukin on the set of 'Gossip Girl' to film a cameo appearance; image via Splash]