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Yes I know that Shannen Doherty isn’t exactly the cream of the crop when it comes to celebrity babes these days, but seeing her lying on a bed her decked out in her old Brenda Walsh cloths gives yours truly a nostalgic tingle (yes, i’m that old). Enjoy.
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Anna Faris decided to muster up as much cleavage as possible for yesterday’s Paris premiere of “Super Blonde” (i.e. House Bunny), and unfortunately blind us with the color pink. Believe it or not I’ve always had thing for Faris, but ever since she started dropping cleavage she has me smitten. Now she’s officially a totally cute babe. The pseudo Playboy Bunnies in the background, not so much.
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It seems like everyone these days are commiting suicide or shooting people randomly due to this financial crisis.
So Damn I’m Cute wants to tell you awesome viewers, DON’T KILL YOURSELVES OR ANYONE ELSE! This awful time will end in about 2 years, it might seem forever but it’s really not! Killing yourselves won’t solve this problem. Go to counseling, therapy…everyone has their ups and downs in business.
Be safe!!!
Here’s Halle Berry showing off her groovy curves and irritatingly good looking boyfriend at the 15th annual Women In Hollywood Tribute. Halle also made sure to show off enough of her most-perfect cleavage that the people all the way at the back of the room could even see it. Now that’s what I call an entertainer.
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Six months after Hugh Hefners actual birthday, this clip of Pamela Anderson giving Hef his birthday cake completely nude has surfaced. The clip aired on E!’s hit show The Girls Next Door this week. You would think that if you are Hugh Freakin’ Hefner you could get a bigger cake than that….yeah I know Pam is naked. But Hef see’s naked all day…and he’s seen Pam naked more times that his old ass can count anymore.
Give that man a big piece of cake for Pete’s sake! If you aren’t bored to tears by Pam naked by now, you can check out the unedited pictures HERE (NSFW).
I’ve gushed over Rachel Bilson’s groovy curves, cute little legs, cute tushy, and her cuteness in general countless of times, and I guess you can add facial expressions to that list as well now. Here she is at the launch of her clothing line “Edie Rose” in New York City looking too cute for school while sticking her tongue out and biting her lip… she must have known I’d see these pictures. Thanks Rachel!
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Here’s Angelina Jolie dropping everyone’s jaw (and in Clint Eastwood’s case, dropping his eyes) at the NYFW Centerpiece Screening of her new movie The Changeling. I’ve been saying it for years and I don’t think I’ll ever stop saying it… Angelina Jolie is the sexiest woman on the planet. ‘Nuff said.
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Our very own uber-crush Salma Hayek showed up on some German TV show called Wetten Das for Oktoberfest wearing a cleavage amplifying dress that nearly squeezed one of her breasts right out. I say “nearly” because all you see is part of her outer nipple, which, by the way, is why the pics are censored. Now I’m not sure who’s brilliant idea it was to get her to wear that dress, but they deserve some sort of award and/or tribute.
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Here are a few pictures from UK superbabe Jennifer Ellison’s 2009 calendar, which none of you over twenty years old are going to buy but will embarrassingly pick up and gawk at during your Christmas shopping spree. C’mon, I know I’m not the only one who does that. Enjoy the shwingfest.
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I’ve already gushed about Showtime’s Californication and one of its drop dead sexy stars Madenile Zima, so it’s only fitting that I pay tribute to both of them once again now that the second season just started and with Zima’s smoking hot Complex magazine photoshoot hitting the stands. Now I don’t have to point out how shwingtastic she looks in that little red number, do I? Didn’t think so. Check out Complex’s website for the smoking hot video of the photoshoot and more pictures. Have a good weekend boys and girls.
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You guys know how much I totally dig Aussie babe Sophie Monk right? And I’m pretty sure you guys know that I’m a leg man. So then you shouldn’t be surprised when I say this is my favorite post of the week. Enjoy.
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You’ve probably seen those Jessica Alba “Declare Yourself” ads right? Well, here’s the video to accompany them. Listen, I’m totally behind what they’re going for (go vote!), but this is embarrassing. I’ll be nice and say the video is cheesy, ok? Check it out if you want to see Jessica Alba showing off her acting abilities and Hayden Panettiere wearing one of those Hannibal Lecter thingies.
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I totally dig Rose McGowan even if she does look as white as milk sometimes. But honestly, I couldn’t care less about her complexion, especially when she has a body like that (i.e. skinny legs, large breasts). Here she is taking a stroll in the cold October weather, and judging by her nipples, the temperature is 50 degrees Fahrenheit. Just call me your local weatherman.
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Chris Rock was on Larry King a few nights ago and he was just as hilarious as you would expect him to be. He talked politics, Kim Kardashian’s booty, and plugged his upcoming HBO special. Check it out, it’s awesome.
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Here’s Nicole Scherzinger and the rest of the Pussycat Dolls in this month’s edition of Blender magazine. I, like the rest of you I’m sure, really couldn’t care less about the other members, but I’ll endure the pain of accidentally noticing them if it means seeing Nicole prancing around and showing off her marvellous booty in a one-size-too-small pair of undies. Don’t you agree? Head over to Blender for a few more shots from the photoshoot.
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Since the majority of you guys went nuts over Diora Baird’s two Maxim photoshoots I posted this past week (see here and here), I thought I would continue the gaga fest with these pictures of Diora looking all seductive and dropping some of her soon to be out of this world uber-cleavage. Enjoy geeks.
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The police report in the Heather Locklear case has been released by the California Highway Patrol and here it is..
“A concerned citizen observed a visibly impaired woman, later identified as Heather Locklear, at a parking lot in Montecito, CA. Ms. Locklear was driving forwards and backwards over a pair of sunglasses and revving her engine. A few moments later, that citizen watched Ms. Locklear drive away. The citizen left the parking lot and came upon Ms. Locklear and her vehicle now stopped within the roadway on east Valley Road, near Live Oaks Road, in Montecito.
The citizen became concerned when Ms. Locklear exited her vehicle and stumbled into the traffic lane. Concerned for Ms. Locklear’s safety, the citizen called 911 and reported the entire incident to CHP Ventura Dispatch.
CHP Dispatch broadcast the situation to officers in the area. Santa Barbara CHP officers responded to the area. Upon arrival, they located Ms. Locklear seated alone in the driver’s seat of her vehicle which was obstructing the traffic lane.
Upon contact Ms. Locklear appeared to be disoriented. After an on scene evaluation a DUI investigation was initiated. Although obvious impairment was exhibited during the tests, alcohol was ruled out as a factor.
Based on the circumstances and Ms. Locklear’s objective symptoms, she was arrested for suspicion of operating a motor vehicle under the influence of a controlled substance.
She was transported to the Santa Barbara CHP office, where she was evaluated by a Drug Recognition Expert, who concluded Ms. Locklear was under the influence of a controlled substance, and could not safely operate a motor vehicle.
A chemical test was obtained and Ms. Locklear was transported a booked into the Santa Barbara County Jail for violation of 23152(a) VC (Driving under the influence) and 11550 (a) H&S (being under the influence of a controlled substance).”
[TMZ]
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DeclareYourself.com may have just made the slickest, hippest public service announcement in history. Using reverse phsycology, various hip and cool celebs urge us not to vote…It’s nearly five minutes long but so entertaining it seems more like a SNL skit than an PSA.
Look for appearences by Sarah Silverman, Krya Sedgwick and her hunky hubby Kevin Bacon, Michelle Trachtenberg, Usher, Forest Whitaker, Giovanni Ribisi, Natalie Portman, Demi Moore and Ashton Kutcher, Tobey Maguire, Eva Longoria, Laura Linney, Adam Levine, Anthony Kiedis, Dustin Hoffman, Jonah Hill, Jaime Foxx, Djimon Hounsou, Amy Adams, will.i.am, Halle Berry, Kate Bosworth, Kevin Connolly, Courtney Cox, Ellen DeGeneres, Jennifer Aniston and of course the always civic and globally minded Leo DiCaprio.
I’m not going to urge you kids to register and cast your vote next month, because I know that my hip and clever readers have already got this under control. But just in case you don’t….DeclareYourself.com
Whether you like her or not, there’s no denying that Lindsay Lohan bikini pictures are always something everyone wants so see, and that goes especially for yours truly because as you know, I totally dig this girl’s groovy body. She’s cute, has a nice little tushy, has arguably the greatest pair of breasts in Hollywood, and looks freaking fantastic in a bikini. Her “friend” Samantha Ronson… not so much.
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Anne Hathaway was a guest on the Late Show with David Letterman yesterday, and as every hot celebrity babe before her has done, got leggy for Dave. I am a little surprised she chose to wear nylons to the show, considering she has been spotted in the last month numerous times showing off her bare legs, but hey, they’re great and I’m not one to complain when it comes to a pair of killer legs. I’m not sure how Dave took it though.
And here’s her slightly uncomfortable interview with Dave:
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Last week we did a post on the super busty and all around hottie Diora Baird and how she’s going to be playing one of those sexy green aliens in J.J Abrams’ upcoming Star Trek remake. Well, ever since then it seems like Diora is all over the place introducing herself and giving everyone a preview of what we can expect to see in the movie (I hope). Here she is in Maxim UK’s November issue in a very naughty photoshoot, which is exactly what we’ve come to expect from the UK and Diora. Enjoy.
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We were all feeling sorry for Sharon Stone last week when we found out she lost custody of her son Roan. But after reading some of the custody documents that were leaked today, we should all say a big ‘Thank you Jesus’ that this kid’s father stepped in and took him away.
According to the court records, crazy old Sharon keeps freaking out about non-existent medical problems with Roan. She’s convinced that he has a spinal condition that there is no evidence of and she tried in vain to get a doctor to inject Botox in her 8 year-old sons feet.
And then the court says, “Another example of an overreaction is that Mother suggested that Roan should have Botox injections in his feet to resolve a problem he had with foot odor. As Father appropriately noted, the simple and common sense approach of making sure Roan wore socks with his shoes and used foot deodorant corrected the odor problem without the need for any invasive procedure on this young child.”
The judge ruled in favor of father Phil Bronstein and tore Sharon a new one in the process.
“Father has championed for Roan’s well-being out of, what appears to this Court, nothing less than the unconditional love for his son. Unfortunately, and for unexplained reasons, it appears that Mother did not involve herself to the extent she could or should have in this process … Mother has attempted to put up roadblocks to Roan’s getting help, or has decided against participating in his care. Unfortunately, the problem caused by Mother’s overreactions is painfully real for this child.”
There are many other dirty details that weren’t released today but you can bet they’ll be dragged out soon. But in the meantime enjoy this one last stab and the crazy old lady formerly known as Sharon Stone.
The judge says at one point, responding to Stone’s argument that she put her career on hold for Roan, “If Mother has, in fact, limited her career to make herself available for Roan, she has done little to make this evident to Roan, his school or this Court.”
Katy Perry finally caught my attention last week when I saw her in a see through nightgown and showing off her uber cleavage, and after checking out these pictures of her dropping said uber cleavage at a fashion show in Paris, well, it’s official. I’m smitten. I always pictured her looking like a slightly overweight skater girl with a bad perm whenever I heard her annoyingly juvenile song “I kissed A Girl”, but boy was I wrong. Hot mama!
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I’m not surprised one bit that the promotion for the upcoming film How to Lose Friends and Alienate People went from “Here’s a funny movie starring Simon Pegg and Kirsten Dunst“ to “Here’s Megan Fox all wet” and “Here’s Megan Fox as a totally hot nun” and as of today “Here’s Megan Fox in her bra”. What I am surprised at is how the hell they didn’t kick off the promotion with the spotlight on Megan Fox. Heck, any one of these photos with the film’s release date would have been more than enough. Now this is a movie we want to see, right?
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Quick update on these rockers.
DJ AM and Travis Barker have both been discharged from the hospital. Their reps. have stated that both are recovering from the horrific accident and that they need their privacy with their families.
We respect that. Get well boys and once again, our condolences to everyone who lost a loved one in that accident.
The last time I bought a babe calendar was back when Cindy Crawford was still one of the hottest women in the world (ah, the 90’s), but those photos looked like ads for abstinence by the church compared to UK hottie Gemma Atkinson’s 2009 calendar. If I had photos like these staring back at me every single day of the year, I wouldn’t get anything done. Pretty much like now.
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We haven’t posted any Hilary Duff looking ridiculously hot pictures in a while so… here’s Hilary duff looking ridiculously hot at the Rodeo Drive Walk of Style Awards. Now, three things of note. One: she has a really nice rump. Two: her friend is a hottie. Three: even if she has a few zits on her chest, that doesn’t stop Duff from being ridiculously hot. Although I would recommend some Clearasil.
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Well, it looks like Scarlett Johansson is officially off the market folks. The breastastic babe married hunky (according to the girls I know, I swear!) actor Ryan Renolds this past weekend in Canada, and by doing so, just crushed the delusional dreams of tens of thousands of guys and girls throughout the world. Here’s the skinny:
Scarlett Johansson and Ryan Reynolds made it official with a wedding this weekend, Reynolds’s rep, Meredith O’Sullivan, confirmed to PEOPLE.
Attended by only a handful of close friends and family, the ceremony was held at a remote wilderness retreat outside of Vancouver, B.C. (Source)
First off, what the hell are they doing getting married in the woods like normal middle class Canadians? What’s next? They’re going to live in a cabin in the woods and adopt a pack of wolves? I couldn’t give a flying crap that she’s married, but that better not get in the way of Scarlett unleashing her glorious cleavage at Hollywood shindigs. Anyways, here are a bunch of pictures of what that lucky bastard will be waking up to every morning.
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It’s official: Mila Kunis now has my full attention. Thanks to photoshoots such as this one here from the latest Nylon magazine, and a couple of other jaw-dropping moments (here and here for example), Mila Kunis has gone from being that annoying slightly cute girl from That 70’s Show to an all out shwingtastic babe. Congrats!
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Just so you kids know….we are not always about celebrity bashing and mocking celebutards. Mostly we are, but sometimes we get a strange urge do some good. Hollywood Backwash in concert with Glam.com and several other uber-cool beauty and hot-of-the-moment websites donated tons of free stuff to a local woman’s group. Just because that’s how we roll. And because we all want the rest of world to look as good as we do.
The shrieks of joy and excitement from the cool ladies at the Woodstock Mom’s Club over all the cool swag everyone received was rivaled only by the screams heard round the world when Big came to Paris to get Carrie.
Many thanks to our friends and fellow sponsors of this cool event. Now, back to the mocking.
Poor Kim Kardashian…she and her big bum are real sad.
I guess she was booted off DWTS last night - not that I would know, I personally think that is the worst television show ever and refuse to watch that crap. If I have nothing better to do than watch that show - someone kill me.
The big bootied socialite, known for little more than her plump derriere, is totally “inconsolable” after being the latest casualty of the cheesy reality show.
Damn, I bet she was like, “This is my chance to shine! To actually be known as something other than Paris Hilton’s ex-BFF, the girl with the big ol’ ass - or Robert Kardashian’s daughter!”
And she blew it.
Kimmy took to her blog to tell her “fans” how she felt,
“What can I say… I am obviously sad to go. But I am more sad to not be seeing this amazing cast that really has grown so close together. I know I wasn’t the best dancer and I never claimed to be. I have never taken a dance class in my life until now! But WOW what an incredible experience!””
I’m telling you, that ass is holding her down. The anvil in the pants.. heh.
I watched the video [below] and that sister cannot dance! It’s like her partner was the woman and she was the man - in terms of the sexiness exuded onstage. She was rigid as a month long corpse!
You know she is just as exciting in bed. Lying there in a big heap of hotness just waiting for the guy to make magic happen..
Her partner, Mark Ballas, said after the show, “We talked about it, and I imagine it will always be a sad day for her. I just hope that her time on the show was magical for her, and, at the end of the day, I will always be so proud that I was the one holding her hand up there.”
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If you thought Blake Lively looked smoking hot in a pair of tight jeans, or in a short skirt, or in a flimsy top, wait until you get a load of her in a swimsuit. Hoochie mama! I have really been digging this girl lately, and this photoshoot just shot Lively past Leighton Meester as the hottest new celebrity babe of the year. Awesome legs.
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Roses are red, violets are blue. I love Rachel Bilson’s cute little legs, and so do you. Have a good weekend boys and girls.
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