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Chris Martin in NY on 6/27/08. Credit: Fame. Toffee Crisp image credit: HTUK on Wikipedia.
Rock stars, especially lead singers and drummers for some reason, never have a shortage of women ready to jump into bed, or the back of the tour bus, whichever’s closer. Even if they’re butt-ugly, musicians get chicks, and pretty much any kind of candy they’re looking for, too. Any kind of chocolate, fruity and nose candy are readily available. For that reason, Chris Martin’s answers when asked if there was anything he can get in Britain that he can’t get in the US, his answer was unexpected.
When asked if there is anything he can get in Britain but not in America, Chris smiled and replied: “Laid. Oh and maybe a Toffee Crisp.
[From Female First]
In what I’m choosing to interpret as endearing, Chris Martin only gets some lovin’ in the UK, where he lives with his wife, Gwyneth Paltrow. This would lead one to believe that Martin is a faithful guy, and with all the cheating and lying in the news lately, that’s rather sweet and refreshing. They’re an odd couple, but they’re odd people separate or together, so this may be one that just works. Even though I’m not a fan of either one of them, the hopeless romantic in me hopes that even two completely insufferable people like Gwyneth Paltrow and Chris Martin can find a way to make it work. Maybe the not being seen in public together thing is just because they know to stay away from each other as much as possible in order for their marriage to last.
So, that takes care of the getting laid bit, now on to the Toffee Crisp part. Any sweets you get in the US do not taste the same as in the UK, so my best and only advice would be to pack a candy case, a large one.
It was a night filled with fabulous celebrity appearances, remarkable performances, and plenty of trophies, and as the dust cleared at the American Music Awards both Chris Brown and Rihanna emerged as two of the night’s biggest winners.
The “Umbrella” songstress went two for two, winning both the Favorite Soul/R&B Female Artist and Favorite Pop/Rock Female Artist.
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The hottest couple in music took home TWO pairs of his-and-her AMA awards tonight at the American Music Awards ... Rihanna won for Favorite Soul/R&B Female Artist AND for Favorite Pop/Rock Female Artist. Rihanna's b-friend Chris Brown won for Favorite Pop/Rock Male Artist AND Artist of the Year!
Chris told the audience, when accepting his award for Artist of the Year:
The rumors that actress Gwyneth Paltrow and her husband, Coldplay front man Chris Martin, are on the rocks have been swirling around for months. The couple, parents to Apple and Moses, are notoriously fierce about guarding their privacy and go out of their way not to be photographed together. It’s hard to say which of them is driving that - I’d say it’s Gwyneth, who was a regular tabloid staple during her engagements to Brad Pitt and Ben Affleck. But everytime one of them appears publicly without the other one, a new cycle of rumors begins.
IS Gwyneth Paltrow heading down the same marital path as her pal Madonna?
Paltrow raised eyebrows last weekend when she went to the Victoria’s Secret fashion show at the reopened Fontainebleau hotel in Miami Beach instead of flying to see her rocker husband, Chris Martin, on tour with Coldplay.
One insider said, “Gwyneth flew down privately at the behest of [Fontainebleau Resorts owner] Jeff Soffer.” Paltrow and Soffer - a billionaire bachelor who’s regarded as Miami royalty - have become very good friends recently, insiders added.
Adding to speculation, Paltrow didn’t stay at the hotel with other guests, opting to “stay at a friend’s house instead for more privacy,” a source reports. While attending the Victoria’s Secret party and show, she “remained closed off in a private section and hung out with Soffer and Madonna paramour Alex Rodriguez.”
On Friday, Soffer gave Paltrow a private tour of the hotel and then whisked her away in his Bentley. Saturday, she joined him on his yacht with her pal Kate Hudson.
Reports that Martin and Paltrow have been on the rocks for months have circulated in the press as they’ve refused to be photographed together. One wag snipes, “She spent the summer filming a TV show in Spain with Mario Batali and now, instead of hanging out with her husband, she goes to a Victoria’s Secret show? Really? Gwyneth doesn’t have anything to do with Victoria’s Secret. If things were so great with Chris, why wouldn’t she be with him?”
Adding fuel to the fire was the way Paltrow looked in Miami. “She was very, very thin,” a witness noted. “She looked stressed out. And she certainly didn’t act like a happily married woman.”
“Raised eyebrows?” For real? This is a non-story, if you ask me. First off, Gwyneth can’t really “hang out” with her husband right now, because Coldplay is in the middle of a huge world tour. What is she supposed to do, follow him around the world like some sort of groupie? Coldplay finish their last leg of U.S. tour dates this week before heading back to the U.K. and then to Japan. Why shouldn’t she get out and enjoy herself once in a while? Secondly, when hasn’t Gwyneth been “very very thin,” except for when she was pregnant? And finally, the comment about her not looking happy: this is Gwyneth Paltrow we’re talking about here. She’s not exactly known around Hollywood for her beaming smile and bouncy personality. I’m not saying it’s not possible that there’s trouble in paradise for these two, but to make assumptions based on some pretty flimsy speculation doesn’t convince me.
Header and gallery photos of Gwyneth Paltrow at the Fountainbleau Resort. Apparently she spend the evening hanging out with A-Rod. Photo credits: Bauergriffin. Chris Martin is pictured at the 2008 Q Awards in October. Photo credits: WENN.
Given her worldwide album sales and strings of sold-out concerts, Rihanna has the power to draw a crowd wherever she goes. And last night she took the stage in Taguig, Philippines to entertain a massive audience.
Over 70,000 fans converged on the Fort Open Field to catch the “Take a Bow” songstress’ performance - and having Chris Brown as an opening act probably didn’t hurt either.
Continuing on their Australian tour, singers/sweethearts Rihanna and Chris Brown were spotted out and about in Perth earlier today (November 11).
Wearing matching red hoodies, the “Take a Bow” songstress and her “Kiss Kiss” crooner were doing their best to avoid the paparazzi along with the help of their beefy security guard.
They’ve been enjoying the various Australian activities ever since their tour schedule took them down under. And earlier today (November 10), Rihanna and Chris Brown were both spotted out solo shopping.
Brown looked to be enjoying himself as she made his way to a Carhartt store as well as a local surf shop, doing his best to avoid the paparazzi in his black and yellow checkerboard-inspired getup.
Still looking like a couple of newlyweds in love, Ellen Pompeo and her husband Chris Ivery were spotted on their way home from a romantic dinner date at Madeo Restaurant in Beverly Hills, California.
The “Grey’s Anatomy” babe looked leggy in a brown belted minidress teamed with a pair of brown suede boots as she made her way back to her car, escorted by her doting hubby.
She’s in the middle of jumpstarting her acting career, and Kristin Cavallari is getting all kinds of exposure in Los Angeles. Last night she divided her time between two red carpet events.
The “Laguna Beach” babe stopped by the Peter Alexander Flagship Boutique Grand Opening celebration, posing for the paparazzi before heading inside.
We caught Saturday Night Live Hottie and Night at the Roxbury star Chris Kattan by surprise as he entered into the medical buildings in Beverly Hills, California. Chris didn’t mind smiling for us in these EXCLUSIVE shots, but he was in a hurry. The casual funny man said hello and then headed on his way.

Chris Martin recently let a reporter in on an inside joke between himself and his gorgeous wife Gwyneth Paltrow. Chris told the journalist that “he had been told by his wife that he was only allowed to leave her if it was for one of the pop starlets (from Girls Aloud) and by a reciprocal arrangement, she had chosen… Irish crooners Westlife.” Apparently the boys from Westlife are not that hot, because the reported immediately blurted out, “You could have at least told her Brad Pitt.”
To that a visibly upset Chris Martin replied, “She was engaged to him, you fu*#er.”
Chris lost his Coldplay cool and punched the guy in the chest as he simultaneoulsy called him a four letter word that starts with a C and ends with an UNT. This is the sort of thing that happens when you marry a 9 and you yourself clearly float somewhere in the 4-5 area.

Gwyneth Paltrow’s temperamental husband, Chris Martin, has a history of overreacting when journalists mention his wife. It’s ok if he brings her up, but if you ask him a question about her you never know if he’s going to walk out, fire back a nasty retort, or get physical.
Back in June, Martin made it clear that he feels competitive with his wife’s ex fiance, Brad Pitt. He told Rolling Stone Magazine that “If your wife went out with Brad Pitt, you’d want to prove yourself, you know what I mean?”
During a recent interview with Q Magazine, Martin punched a journalist in the chest after he made an offhand comment about Pitt that didn’t seem like it was meant maliciously. Martin was the one who jokingly brought up the subject of leaving his wife, but when Pitt’s name came up he got all serious and ended up punching the guy:
During a Q interview and in an acceptance speech at the recent Q awards, Martin had expressed his admiration for the cashiers-made-good from Girls Aloud and so later during the night of the awards, Rees decided to bowl up and compliment the singer on excellent taste in women.
Martin explained to him that he had been told by his wife that he was only allowed to leave her if it was for one of the pop starlets, and by a reciprocal arrangement, she had chosen… Irish crooners Westlife. (F’ck knows why, but then again anyone who thinks eating pulses is a good idea can’t really be trusted with anything can they.)
Clearly bemused by Paltrow’s choice and not giving himself time to engage his brain, Rees blurted out: “You could have at least told her Brad Pitt.”
All well and good, given the number of women who’d froth at the mere thought of it.
Except, as Martin so eloquently put it….
“She was engaged to him, you f’cker.”
Bugger.
Realising he’d just committed a massive faux pas, Rees tried to comfort Martin with a fatherly arm round the shoulder while pointing out that Paltrow had at least dumped the Hollywood A-lister for him.
But sadly these words too failed to resonate with the musician, and he proceeded to execute a swift blow to the chest accompanied by the word “cunt”.
[From HolyMoly.co.uk]
It looks like a lot of fame and success still can’t help the scrawny musician avoid feelings of inadequacy when it comes to his wife’s ex lovers. Paltrow has been with Martin for over five years, they’re married and have two kids together. That pretty much trumps any relationship she had in her mid 20s, even if she was with one of the most famous fellow actors in the world. It sounds like Paltrow was still hung up on Pitt even five years after their relationship ended, though, and maybe he’s become this legendary figure in her past that Martin feels threatened by.
Paltrow said in 2003, back when she had already started dating Martin but right before she married him, that she “made a mess” of her relationship with Pitt and said that she was the one who ruined the engagement because she was going though a tough time. The two broke up in mid 1997, which is over 10 years ago, and were together for under three years. She seemed to regret the way it ended and said that she was lucky to have spent time with Pitt.
It certainly doesn’t take a lot to push Martin’s buttons, but it looks like that journalist stumbled on a real sore spot. I wonder if these two, who haven’t been photographed together in years*, are going to last. Maybe they’re doing fine and Martin is just a sensitive jerk, but that can’t be easy to live with either.
*They were photographed in a limo together outside Jay-Z and Beyonce’s wedding on 4/4/08, but both covered their faces. They do have a policy not to pose together on the red carpet, as do Gwyneth’s ex Ben Affleck and his wife, Jennifer Garner. There are plenty of other photos of Affleck and Garner together, though. It may be unfair to compare them as Affleck and Garner live in LA and Paltrow and Martin are in London. It’s kind of surprising that we haven’t seen one photo of them out together in years though.
Chris Martin is shown on 10/6/08 at the Q Awards. Credit: Bauergriffinonline. He is also shown performing on 10/2/08 in Rotterdam. Credit: WENN.
Always the hot couple, Ellen Pompeo and Chris Ivery were spotted working the red carpet in Los Angeles, California last night (October 15).
The “Grey’s Anatomy” actress and her music producer hubby were out for the grand re-opening of The Palladium , which saw a special performance by Jay-Z.
Check out these sizzlin' shots of Chris Brown getting hot an heavy with someone other than girlfriend Rihanna.
We were able to get a sneek peek on the set of Chris's new video featuring Keri Hilson.... and all we can say is, it's not just the flames making this vid so hot!
Do you think Rihanna will be jealous?
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The 100th episode of CBS’s CSI: NY, is going to be packed with celebrity cameo appearances (sounds like a ‘Murder She Wrote’ theme party).
The 100th show, set to air in November, reportedly centers on the pursuit of a serial killer who targets people named Mac Taylor – the name of the show’s lead, played by Gary Sinese.
American Idol favorite Chris Daughtry has just signed to guest-star along with Rumer Willis, who has already shot her appearance, and Scott Wolf.
Daughtry, who is slated to shoot his role on Monday, has been cast as Machiavelli Taylor, described in the production notes as “an attractive 30-something year old musician.”
Willis and Wolf also play characters named Mac Taylor. Others guest-starring in the episode are Julia Ormand, actor-rapper Nelly and NFL star Marshall Faulk.
Spending her days supporting her R&B beau on the set of his new movie, Rihanna was out paying a visit to Chris Brown in downtown Los Angeles on Saturday afternoon (September 13).
Sporting a blue tint on her bangs, the “Take A Bow” hitmaker was led away from on-set paparazzi and into a nearby tent to wait for her man as he finished up his filming duties for the day.
An exuberant Chris Evans was spotted outside of new Hollywood hotspot Apple last night, and he gave X17 cameras more than just a smile. The Fantastic Four hottie insisted on showing off his moves, which included leaping into the air and doing some sort of odd robot dance/walk. Though Chris might want to invest in some extra-strength antiperspirant, I can't give him too much crap because he's cute and he's being playful with the paps - how can you not love that?!
Yeah, yeah, yeah.
After a triumphant showing at the 2008 MTV Video Music Awards (he won Best Male Video), Chris Brown is back to work, this time on a feature film.
The “With You” crooner was spotted on the set of his debut film “Bone Deep” filming scenes and hanging out yesterday (September 8). The film also stars T.I., Hayden Christensen, Matt Dillon, and Paul Walker.
Finished up with her Fashion Rocks duties, Rihanna made her way from New York City to Los Angeles on Saturday (September 6) for the 2008 MTV Video Music Awards.
The “Umbrella” songstress was spotted arriving to big hugs at LAX Airport, with her rumored boyfriend Chris Brown arriving at the same time - but keeping his distance so that the two couldn’t be photographed together.
Seriously, Rihanna is just so damn gorgeous... and in a very unique way!
She and b/f Chris Brown drew a crowd while hitting up club Element in LA last night - uh, question for Chris though: What happened to your shirt?!?
Is it soaking wet from, like, sweating on the dance floor or did a drink spill on him? Weird!
Rihanna, of course, looks flawless.
These two are so close, even when they’re not together they still act alike. And yesterday both Rihanna and Chris Brown did a bit of shopping on an afternoon apart.
The “Umbrella” songstress was spotted undergoing some retail therapy with a gal pal at the uber-popular Fred Segal boutique in Los Angeles, California. And it seems that her shopping spree helped her work up quite an appetite, as she had her driver stop by Burger King for some grub.

Rihanna and Chris Brown are reportedly going to move in together.
However they really want a condo that is soundproof. Sheesh! Thanks for telling the world how you both plan on wild-sing-along-sex at every hour of the day. But I guess you just want the best for the neighbors.
It would be atrocious if I had to wake up to Chris Brown and Rihanna having sexy time while busting out in a “who has a higher soprano range” competition.
I wish their voices were always trapped in a soundproof box!
When it comes to dealing with the sweltering summer heat, Rihanna has just the thing - a minimal wardrobe along with an icy cool blended drink from Starbucks.
The “Disturbia” chart-topper was spotted out and about in West Hollywood yesterday (August 21) along with her family for a little shopping spree.
We're used to seeing Hollywood marriages dissolve pretty quickly - but Chris Kattan may have just set a new record!
Life & Style reports that the former SNL star and wife Sunshine Tutt have split up after only seven weeks of marriage. The couple was married on June 28th, 2008.
“They’ve got issues that they’re trying to work out,” an insider added. “It’s not a divorce right now, but they're taking time apart.” In a statement given to X17, Kattan's publicist echoed the insider's summary, claiming that the couple had "no plans for divorce at this time."
We sure hope Chris and Sunshine are able to work things out - breaking up a marriage, even a young one like theirs, is no laughing matter!
Seven weeks, though? Is the ink on their marriage certificate even dry yet?
Continuing to bask in the beauty of her homeland, Rihanna and her main man Chris Brown were spotted out on the beaches of Barbados on Tuesday (August 12).
The “Take A Bow” singer and her R&B beau made the venture to the Caribbean island on Sunday, with the duo making the most of every minute of their trip to paradise with boating and wave runner excursions throughout.
They still haven’t fessed up to being romantically involved, but Rihanna and Chris Brown are offering up every indication that love is certainly in the air.
The “Umbrella” songstress and her “Kiss Kiss” singing companion headed off for a short vacation in Rihanna’s homeland of Barbados following a stay in Los Angeles during the Teen Choice Awards.

A few weeks ago In Touch wrote an article talking about how Kate Hudson moves too fast in relationships. Then Lance Armstrong broke up with her shortly afterwards… basically because she was smothering him and moving too fast. Kate was organizing all sorts of “family” type dates with his kids and her son practically from the beginning. Now there’s gossip that Kate – who seems unable to be without a man for more than three days – is back with her ex-husband Chris Robinson.
It’s only been four days since Kate Hudson ended her relationship with Lance Armstrong — and our spies have already spotted the actress smooching in the street with her ex, Chris Robinson! The source tells OK! that Kate arrived at tiny Teteboro Airport in New Jersey yesterday in the early afternoon and took a car with her son Ryder to her SoHo apartment, where they were met on the steps by Chris.
“They were really affectionate with each other and gave each other a kiss which lasted much longer then a platonic kiss should last — 20 seconds, maybe a little longer. Without going into all the details the kiss was more than just friends. They seemed like something more going on and were very affectionate with each other.”
A pal of Kate’s tells OK!, “She and Chris have always been close and she turns to her exes after most of her breakups.” And just yesterday Perez Hilton revealed that Kate was “holed up” with another ex, retired hockey star Eric Lindros, at her mom and dad’s place in Canada, although pals say there nothing romantic between them.
[From OK! Magazine]
Okay a few things here. First off, what Kate’s “friend” said didn’t deny or help the rumor at all. Especially with so many articles being written about how desperate she is for a constant boyfriend. Saying that she always turns to her exes after breakups just makes it sound like she’s going back to men she know will have her until she finds someone new. In no way does it make me think, “Oh, I bet she called up Owen Wilson and went for coffee.”
And that kiss sounds like a hell of a lot more than a friend kiss. I’m not saying it meant more than that to Robinson, but since Kate has passed her threshold of three days as a single, I’m guessing she’s trying to get someone safe to fill the void. Or latching onto that hockey player.
Gentlemen readers of Celebitchy, if any of you have ever head a thing for Kate Hudson, now is your time. Make your move. Your odds of getting to second base with her are higher in this rebound phase then they’ll ever be. Maybe it’s the planetary alignment, maybe it’s panic, maybe it’s daddy issues – but now’s your time to move in.
Kate and Chris with their son Ryder in New York City in December. Photographer: Anthony Dixon; Images thanks to WENN.
