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A surly Chris Rock took the stand in the racketeering trial of California private eye to the stars, Anthony Pellicano. Pellicano is on trial for racketeering and conspiracy, wiretapping, witness tampering, identity theft and destruction of evidence. He is serving as his own attorney.
Chris Rock dropped the comedy, and allegedly was unthrilled to be called to the stand. He testified that he hired Pellicano to get the goods on a woman claiming to be pregnant with his kid. That happens to Chris a lot. The woman in question, Monika Zsibrita, also claimed that Rock had assaulted her. A DNA test, and an investigation, rendered both claims invalid.
Chris reportedly had trouble speaking up and was terse on the stand.
"So, you know that you believe that you didn't do anything wrong?" Mr. Hummel [the district attorney] asked about the assault allegations. "I don't believe it," Rock replied. "I'm here as a free man... I didn't do anything wrong."
Rock also denied knowing of the methods Pellicano used to get info on the crazy lady. A phone call recording exists that has Rock and Pellicano discussing on how Pelliocano would "blacken" Zsibrita's reputation. That part of the call was not brought into evidence.
Damn! Screw Diane Sawyer! I'm Mike Wallace, Charles Gibson and Stone Phillips today!
Photos: Getty Images
More photos of a not so happy Chris Rock are after the jump.
Santa Claus would never rape somebody
If you’re not familiar with the Anthony Pellicano story, let me provide a quick refresher. Former “P.I to the stars”. Did illegal stuff. Now on trial. During his trial yesterday an audiotape was played of a phone conversation between Pellicano and Chris Rock. Model Monika Zsibrita falsely claimed the comedian raped her back in 1998 (she also claimed she was pregnant with his kid which was also proven to be false). The model saved Rock’s semen on a Kleenex and put it in her freezer. The highlights of the tape (CLICK HERE to listen to it on PAGE 2):
8:15
CR: “I know the night we went to the Ivy she had on white pants. I only noticed cause my wife’s real classy and subdued and I’m out with a girl with big tits and white pants. It’s just, I know people were like, ‘heeey’.”14:00
Pellicano (reading from report): “He tried to pull out and ejaculated on her thighs. She immediately got up and went to the bathroom where she cleaned up with a Kleenex. She put the Kleenex in her pocket.”14:55
CR: I’ve been so set up…
AP: Did you come on her thighs?…
CR: I had a rubber on. I probably took it off right when I was getting ready to come. I probably came on her ass.22:00
AP: Did you stick it in her? Without a rubber?
CR: No
See, this is why I secretly videotape all of my sexual encounters with fashion models. You just can’t be too careful nowadays. You don’t know what kind of freaks are out there.
The Washington Post Co. launched a new black culture site this morning called The Root, and Editor Henry Louis Gates Jr. has already made both Oprah Winfrey and Barbara Walters proud by making a celebrity cry. In a brief, unaired PBS interview posted to the site, Harvard professor Gates informs comedian Chis Rock that one of his ancestors enlisted as a Union soldier in the Civil War and was promoted to corporal. Rock is overcome and starts to cry, though he bounces back with a joke by the end of the video. Also, actor Don Cheadle isn't sure how to handle the news that his ancestors were enslaved by Native Americans instead of white people and Morgan Freeman gasps at a revelation about his white great-great grandfather. The main Washington Post site should be totally jealous of this content!
Filed under: Celebrity Justice
TMZ.com: Internet reports are swirling that Chris Rock's wife Malaak hit a police officer this morning in New York. Not so, NYPD tells TMZ.Media Take Out had reported earlier today that Mrs. Rock sideswiped an traffic officer's hand with her car's side... Read more
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Good news and bad news for Chris Rock this week. Good news? A recent paternity test proved the comedian wasn’t the father of Kali Bowyer’s 13-year-old son. Rock and his wife, Malaak Compton-Rock, issued the following statement yesterday:
“After multiple lies, including that Chris refused to establish paternity and after finding out [Bowyer] has an extensive criminal record, we personally asked the court to help us establish paternity . . . Last week, it was concluded through DNA testing that Chris is not the father.” The couple plans to pursue “all legal remedies” against Bowyer and are asking her to give any money she made from the tabloids to Georgia charities for disadvantaged boys and girls. (Source)
Bad news? His wife still has a hyphenated last name.
