Madonna’s unappealing brother worked very hard in her new autobiography to drop as many famous names as possible, just in case his sister’s wasn’t enough to sell books. But this anecdote didn’t make it into the book.
Please tell me you saved something juicy that didn’t make it into the book specifically for Out readers.
There are certain stories that don’t end the way that they end in the book. It’s not really family stuff. It’s more like — well there’s a bit in the book about Demi Moore and I dancing on the bar –And the paparazzi got a picture of you —
Yeah — and she’s dancing up on me and humping me from behind. The one part that’s not in the book is that she was lactating at the time and she was squirting breast milk at my lesbian friends. My friend Michelle called me the next morning and asked me, “How do I get breast milk out of my black dress?” and I said “How the fuck would I know? Call Demi.” It was hysterical. There are no pictures of it but it actually happened. The lawyers didn’t think it was wise for me to print that — so there’s your juicy tidbit.
Now, I can tell you on good authority (if you call Kate Beckinsale a good authority) that you can definitely squirt breast milk a fair distance. Although I have never been to a party where women have squirted breast milk at someone, and I’ve been to some raucous Mommy and Me sessions. Even a woman who posed nude on the cover of Vanity Fair would probably still hesitate to expose her lactating breast in a club and squirt people.
I’m calling BS on this one. Christopher goes to the effort of pointing out there are no pictures – can you tell me if you saw Demi Moore, at the height of her fame, pull a breast out of her top and squirt some lesbians, you wouldn’t take a photo? It’s just one of those moments that needs to be captured on film to be believed. Not to mention papparazzi got pictures of the bar dancing, but missed the exposure?
Christopher left this out of the book for legal reasons, but I guess he’s not too concerned about being sued for verbal comments. Maybe the book just hasn’t sold enough and he’s desperate to keep it being talked about – it’s at my local chain store on the sale rack already.
Christopher Ciccone is shown in the header signing copies of his book at Book Soup in West Hollywood on 7/30/08. Credit: Dimitri Halkidis / WENN. Demi Moore is shown at San Sebastian Film Festival on 9/30/08. Credit: Solarpix / PRPhotos
. He was asked if he believes the story that Madonna was cheating on her husband and broke up Alex Rodriguez’s marriage, and he said it’s probably not true.