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Andy Dick was arrested again and this time it was for suspected drug possession and sexual battery according to the Press Enterprise.
Police were called to Buffalo Wild Wings on Murrieta Hot Springs Road at 1:13 a.m. in response to a report of a drunken man causing a disturbance outside the restaurant, the release said.
Witnesses told officers that as a man left the restaurant, he walked up to two females, grabbed the tank top and bra of the 17-year-old girl and pulled them down, exposing her, the news release said.
The suspect was then escorted to a truck by several of his friends, witnesses told officers. Officers stopped the truck as it was leaving the location and found Dick in the front passenger seat of the truck, the news release said.
Dick was identified by the 17-year-old girl and a witness in a curbside line-up, the news release said.
I think he has gone too far this time. What he did to that girl is disgusting and the fact that she is only 17 makes it even more horrific. I hope he gets some serious jail time for what he did and not just rehab.
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Once again finding trouble with the law, comedian Andy Dick was arrested early on Wednesday morning (July 16) outside of a bar in Murrieta, California.
The 42 year old comedian was described by police officers as “extremely intoxicated” at the time of his arrest, being arrested on drug and sexual battery charges after he allegedly lifted up a 17-year-old girl’s top in the parking lot.
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The un-funny man was recently a guest on the new Gong Show and he flashed his schlong!
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Troubled actor Andy Dick was arrested at 1:48 am on Wednesday morning in Murrieta, California on suspicion of possession of drugs and sexual battery. Murrieta Police responded to a call at Buffalo Wild Wings in Riverside County, and witnesses told the officers that Dick had sexually battered a 17 year old girl outside the restaurant and bar.
A press release from the Murrieta Police Department states:
"The 17 year old female victim and several witnesses told police that as Andy Dick left the establishment, he approached two females outside the bar. Dick walked up to the 17 year old female victim, grabbed her tank top and bra and pulled them down and exposed her breasts. He then was escorted by several of his friends to a truck which was stopped by arriving police officers in a nearby Sam’s Club a few moments later.
Andy Dick was in the front passenger seat of the truck. A curbside lineup was conducted and the male was identified by the victim, as well as a witness. During a search incident to arrest, marijuana and Xanax were found in Andy Dick’s pants pockets. Andy Dick was extremely intoxicated at the time of his arrest. He was booked at the Southwest Detention Center."
Xanax and pot? Those are the only drugs they found on him? Judging by his mugshot, we think he had something else in his system!
Dick is still in jail and being held on $5,000 bail. Calls to his legal reps weren't immediately returned.
Does this really come as a surprise?
Andy Dick was arrested in Murrieta, California, earlier this morning on suspicion of drug possession and misdemeanor sexual battery. He allegedly pulled a 17-year-old girl’s top down and groped her breasts. When cops searched him, they found weed and xanax in his pocket. The Riverside Press-Enterprise says:
Dick, 42, was arrested shortly before 2 a.m. in the parking lot near the Buffalo Wild Wings at 40484 Murrieta Hot Springs Road.
He was being held this morning at the Southwest Detention Center with a bail amount set at $5,000. (Source)
In Dick’s defense, he did think the girl was 17-and-a-half, so, ya’ know, it’s not entirely his fault.
UPDATE: TMZ scored some pics of Dick inside the Buffalo Wild Wings restaurant shortly before his arrest. Apparently Dick was so drunk and obnoxious that his friend bailed on him, leaving him alone at the restaurant
[ONTD]

“Actor” and “comedian” (I use both those terms really, really loosely here) Andy Dick has got to have one of the longest, most bizarre rap sheets in all of Hollywood. The Q-list actor was once arrested for mooning people at a McDonald’s; has exposed himself at a Canadian comedy club (to be fair, so have I); was forcibly removed from Jimmy Kimmel Live after he repeatedly groped Ivanka Trump… the list goes on. And those are just a few of the non-drug offenses. I can’t even begin to give the highlights from that section of Dick’s rap sheet.
Now Dick has a few new charges to add to his ever-growing attorney’s fees. And a picture that makes him look just like Sideshow Bob.
Wacked out crazy comedian Andy Dick was arrested early this morning in Murrieta, Calif. on suspicion of drug possession and sexual battery.
Cops busted the 42-year-old Dick just before 2 AM this morning in the parking lot near a Buffalo Wild Wings restaurant. Dick is still being held, his bail set at $5,000.
Around 1:15 AM this morning cops tell us they responded to a report of a person peeing in the parking lot outside the wing joint, causing a disturbance.
Once there, they stopped a van and found Dick in the passenger seat. He was arrested for allegedly groping a 17-year-old girl’s breasts and pulling her top down.
When he was searched, cops say they found weed and one Xanax in his front pants pocket.
[From TMZ]
I’m pretty sure it’s safe to say that Andy Dick is the sleaziest guy in Hollywood. True, you don’t hear about him as much, so there are definitely guys out there that whose reputations are better known. But when you go through the list – and see how many of his incidents are sexual in nature – it sure makes the guy look pretty damn disgusting. From what I can tell, he hasn’t done much significant time for any of his infractions – though he has said this about his jail experiences:
“…getting arrested isn’t too bad, since I’m a bisexual, I don’t have a problem with angry men having sex.”
[From Wikipedia]
Considering Dick is still in jail on only $5,000 bail, he might want to consider giving a crap about his image and not being such a sleaze bag so he can get some work.
Andy Dick, 42, was arrested early this morning in Murrieta, CA on suspicion of drug possession and misdemeanor sexual battery.
Dick was busted at about 2:00AM in a parking lot near Buffalo Wild Wings.
He allegedly pulled down a 17-year-old’s shirt and then groped her breasts. Ew.
He is being held at the Southwest Detention Center with his bail set at $5,000.
This guy is out of control and has been for a long damn time. It’s no secret that he is one of the biggest and most blatant coke freaks in Hollywood. This loser junkie is going to “blow” all of his money right up his fat f*cking nose. I don’t see him hitting rehab anytime soon. He’s an asshole druggie who’s pretty far gone and has no intentions of changing. Lock that ugly bitch up!
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When I first heard that I might have the opportunity to talk with comedian, Andy Dick, I was definitely excited, but also a little nervous. As a fan of "The Ben Stiller Show," "The Andy Dick Show" and his faux-reality show, "The Assistant," I knew his brand of comedy was based largely on blurring the lines between what was real and what Andy wanted you to think was real. And then, of course, there is his reputation for being a flat-out crazy person, and I honestly had no idea what to expect. So, when we got on the phone to talk about his movie, "Danny Roane,: First Time Director," I was surprised at how easy it was to have a conversation with Andy. Written, starring and directed by Andy, the movie is a mockumentary, semi-autobiographical spoof of Andy's life and career, as told through the character Danny Roane. Often silly and sometimes very dark, the movie feels like Andy's first attempt--however jokingly--to present his version of his life-story to the public.
First of all, I'm a huge fan.
I love you! Thanks! I have the water going--it's so rude of me--but I'm actually in the bath tub.
(Lisa laughs)
That's so rude. I should just turn if off, huh?
That's---you know what? Just as long as you don't drop anything into the tub, I think that we'll be OK.
I know. But I don't think I would get electrocuted from a little phone. You think I would?
At least a little bit. Like a taser.
More from the interview after the jump...
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