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They’re one of those longtime Hollywood couples that give everyone else in Tinseltown hope that relationships really can last. And last night Courteney Cox and David Arquette were all about a dinner date.
The former Friends babe was spotted leaving the celebrity-popular Il Sole restaurant in Los Angeles, California, although her “Scream” hubby and daughter CoCo managed to elude the paparazzi.
Previously - Courtney's hair reached a happy medium. It looks soft to the touch, with a deep chestnut color. Absolutely beautiful. Oh, and there's some people running around and working at a gossip rag. It's seriously the worst show since they remade the Bionic Woman.
Celebrate! This is the last one. Are any of you still with me? Hello? Anyone? Can you hear me? Jesus, I'm alone. Alone in a cavern of bad TV.
Courtney avoids a call from her Moms. Her curves are kickin' in a vertically striped tube dress. She gets the news that Gay Publisher accidentally killed himself. The morgue attendant shows her the body, and he looks a little wonky-eyed. Paris Hilton is jealous. She IDs Gay Publisher's body with the erection. Does she ID him by the erection?
Emo Reporter has a story about some former child sitcom star that gained weight despite her contract pushing a weight loss plan. Blonde Reporter used to date Gay Publisher and feels all sad because she once had that erection inside her. Courtney could care less. She bangs Holt and they joke about his death. Remind me to call her for that professional mourner gig.
More Dirt, after the jump! Apologies in advance.
Previously - Courtney's hair was its usual chestnut glory. It was a little on the dark side last episode, but much livelier than the episode before. Was there a creme rinse in there somewhere?
Hello. Thanks for subjecting yourself to this show again. When last we met, it sucked. And I'm sure it will suck again this evening. I actually have an idea how to make this show totally hot. First, scrap the entire cast and set, and everything else to do with it. You can keep Courtney on as producer and maybe have a shot of her and her gorgeous hair at the end of the credits. Maybe we can call it "Courtney's Hair Productions." You know, like "sit, Ubu, sit," except it's her hair and not a dog. Anyway, to keep it in the family, they should cast Alexis Arquette (Courtney's husband David's transsexual brother) as "Lucy Spiller." Alexis will be a drag queen that goes around starting shit with other drag queens, and spreading gossip.
More Dirt (the actual show), after the jump
Previously - There was some Paris Hilton caricature (as if that's even possible) getting whipped. And then some gossip stuff happened. I guess.
In the "previously on" portion of our program, we get some scenes of Rick Fox being blackmailed by Courtney, and then being presented with a decapitated head and getting his legs broken. That must have been some storyline! Courtney's at some fundraiser for the hospital she coma'ed in. It's apparently taking place in a Mayan pyramid. The Ruins! Hopefully malevolent tentacles from the plant world can crush this show!
Courtney's hair is looking less delicious than usual in this installment, and she's wearing this heinous leopard print with like, gold straps. She looks like Wonder Woman's archvillain or something. Blond Reporter's all someone's either cokin' or pukin' in one of the bathroom stalls. These people never relax. Courtney's like "I love options". The problem with this show is that it would be so much cooler if it stopped trying to be so cool. We get it, Courtney's a cynical bitch. Stop trying to prove it. Damn.
Blond reporter looks good in her dress, but she's still just kinda there. Emo Report might go camping with a closeted gay actor. Courtney runs up on the chick from "NYPD Blue" and "Desperate Housewives". She just shows up on shows now to play villains. And she used to be a regular. Bitch better find a series. She's some former actress who's now running for Senate and Courtney ran photos of her giving her campaign manager a handie in his car in a parking lot. Don doesn't sleep much.
More Dirt, after the jump!
Courteney Cox Arquette showed off a large bruise on her left arm as she was spotted leaving the Melrose Bar & Grill restaurant after lunch on Thursday (March 13).
The former Friends actress is currently in the midst of the second season of her TV show, Dirt, which airs Sunday nights at 10PM on FX.
Previously - Courtney Cox got cut by a bitch. Her photographer Don went on the meds and is slowly losing his delusions. The little girl from "Growing Pains" is all growed up and putting cigarettes out on the rug.
By J. Harvey
So somehow I've returned to this Titanic of a show. Seriously, it's because of Courtney's magnetic hair. It's so long and lush and silky. I can't stop looking at it. They should just show a series of episodes of her conditioning her hair, and combing it and letting fall in slow-mo through flattering lighting. Courtney and her staff are watching footage of her undercover lover Holt dress a pap down for asking question about the loopy actress who stabbed Court. See, he was her boyfriend. And sleeping with Courtney. Ain't that a kick in the head? The actor who plays Holt looks like he needs a glucose drip, but I like how he casually takes that self-righteous pose that real life actors do about how bad the photogs are. Bitch, without photogs, you would be working down at the Duane Reid!
Tom Arnold! Tom Arnold will be taking the role of Alec Baldwin this episode. There's some sassy woman on Courtney's team that is full of facts and slightly Star Jones-esque. I could love her or hate her. We'll see. The staff listens to a tape of Tom Arnold chewing out his kid, ala Alec calling his daughter "a selfish pig" awhile back. TV will never be as good as real life. Ever.
More Dirt, after the jump!
Previously - Bear with me because I haven't done the leg work on this piece yet. But I think Courtney Cox's ass got stabbed? And her photographer is skiz? And there's a gay brother? And they drove some actress crazy? Anyway, Courtney Cox is a hard bitch who runs a gossip rag. That's kind of the gist.
By J. Harvey
Hello, and welcome to our first recap of "Dirt" on FX! The readers (all three of them) voted and Dirt won out above the rest. Who knew people watched this mess? Does Courtney have pictures of people with farm animals? Who knows. For reals, I've never seen this show so bear with your recapper.
So Courtney Cox has great hair. Seriously, let's just get that out on the table. She's definitely been to hairapy. Some blond actress who I vaguely recall from overdosing on Ecstasy on "All My Children" (shut up, I watch soaps sometimes) makes steak tartar out of Courtney Cox with a big ole' knife for ruining her life with a story in her tabloid. I'm sensing this was a season long story. Courtney ends up crawling out onto her front walkway while crazy actress bitch runs through the jungle with a ridiculous camera strapped to her front so the director can be edgy. Anyway, she ends up faceplanting onto a car driven by some queen in a scalley cap who drives off. Will the mailman find Courtney?
Narration ensues. It's Don, Courtney's schizophrenic pap. Cats talk to him. Will his narration be irritating me all season long? Please no. I'll just start using closed captioning if I have to. Oh, good - he's catching me up on what I refused to watch last season. Seriously, any show that brings a piece of lukewarm toast like Aniston in to spice it up doesn't deserve my love. So Courtney's character ran some story about some actress being pregnant. There was drugs. She od'ed. A boyfriend crashed his ride. With the knifehappy chick in it. Boyfriend actor started banging Courtney. Knifehappy leaked her own sex tape, claimed rape. Courtney outed her as a mess. Can I stop typing now and have a Propel or something? Because this is chintzy.
It turns out Courtney's been in a coma for two weeks. Don, grizzled photographer nutjob, is upset. I guess they're pals. The direction of this mess is annoying me. Can we slow the camera down for awhile? By the way, no one's hair looks that good in a coma. Don is yelling shit at her about what happened. Courtney asks about "the cover". She's so dedicated to the ruination of lives! Seriously, can I brush her hair? I'm not being creepy, it's just so shiny!
By J. Harvey
For all you fans of the FX hit show “Dirt,” there’s a brand new season coming your way March 2nd. And Courteney Cox and her hubby David Arquette were hamming it up at the Season 2 premiere last night.
All the action was going down at the Arclight in Hollywood, California last night as the “Friends” actress and her “Ready to Rumble” husband enjoyed all the attention from the paparazzi.
Well, a series renewal is making someone smug! Here's Courtney Cox at the premiere for the second season of her show "Dirt" on FX. Court not only stars in the show, she's the executive producer. She stars as Lucy Spiller, editor of a gossip rag. This season the show will continue to feature stories ripped right from the tabloids, thinly disguising the sordid lives of Britney Spears, Paris Hilton, and Alec Baldwin. I saw one episode last season and I wasn't impressed but first seasons can be rough. Courtney says that she sorta/kinda sees the point of view of the tabs now: "It doesn't mean that I agree with it all. I definitely don't agree with the obsession on certain celebrities. I understand the fascination. But when it gets obsessive, I think it gets dangerous. So I haven't changed my view, but definitely I've learned all sides of it, for sure." And in even happier news, rejoice, I will be recapping this season starting next week! Now will someone e-mail me and fill my ass in. All I know is that she's a bitch and runs a magazine. Is anything else important?
Photos: Getty Images
14 more photos from the 'Dirt' premiere featuring Courteney Cox, David Arquette, Jeffry Nordling, Ryan Eggold, Rick Fox, Julian Acosta, Helen Hunt, and Sharon Lawrence are after the jump. are after the jump.
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The paparazzi were working overtime yesterday to get shots of Courteney Cox as she made her way around Los Angeles, California yesterday.
The former “Friends” star grabbed some lunch at local favorite Taverna Tony. Cox kept it casual with a black see-through top and jeans as she was escorted out of the restaurant by Tony, himself.
It's been a little while since we've had some goodies for you guys and here's a good one. Season Two of the FX series, "Dirt," is set to premiere on Sunday, March 2nd at 10PM ET/PT and to promote it, FX has provided us with some Season One DVD sets for giveaways for you lucky readers. For those of you unlucky bastards who don't win, you can still catch up on the first season by checking out episode recaps on Recapist. Everyone's a winner here!
All you need to do is send me an email at lisa@socialitelife.com with FX DIRT GIVEAWAY in the subject heading. The winner will be selected at random and the deadline for entries is February 11th at noon EST.
Good luck!
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