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The Donald and Melania went with mostly subdued basic black and blue for The Museum of Modern Art's Benefit Gala in NY last night, but because the Trumps never do anything subdued, Melania added some red pumps to the mix!
Fab or faux pas?
I have to go with fab here. A splash of color never hurt anyone!
But what's with the Donald co-opting the Lilo? DOES NOT WORK!
Contrary to last week's reports, Donald Trump has not purchased the troubled Ed McMahon's mansion and will NOT be his landlord.
McMahon's mouthpiece said the former Tonight Show co-star has agreed to a deal with a private buyer who isn't the Donald for his hilltop home. He was finally able to unload the property he's been trying to sell FOREVER. Hopefully the banks will lay off him now!
McMahon will move out of the home after the sale is complete.
Poor Ed!
Where will he and his alleged shopaholic wife go?
At least he's got this burden off his chest!
[Image via WENN.]
Are you sitting down? Donald Trump is doing something nice! He is going to buy Ed McMahon's house (that is on foreclosure) and let Ed and his wife stay there according to the LA Times!
"I don't know the man, but I grew up watching him on TV," Trump said in an exclusive interview with The Times.Trump said he stepped in because helping McMahon "would be an honor." His plan is to buy the home from the lender and lease it back to McMahon.
"When I was at the Wharton School of Business," Trump said, "I'd watch him every night. How could this happen?"
So how did the deal come about? McMahon's real estate agent flew to NY and personally asked him to help Ed out and he said yes just in the nick of time. Ed had two weeks to find another buyer or he was going to lose his house.
I can't believe Trump did something so generous, but good for him! I guess with his son having his second child, put him in a giving mood!
xoxo Denise
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In the dumps!
Times are tough for The Donald (as well as millions of Americans).
Trump's casinos and resorts are struggling! His hotel and gaming business is reporting losses this year.
The company reported a second-quarter net loss of $29.8 million, or 94 cents per share, compared with a loss of $13.4 million, or 43 cents per share, a year earlier.
Net revenue fell 5 percent to $177.9 million, well below Wall Street's average forecast of $231.6 million.
It's not just gas prices to blame, Donald!
Always a lover of the finer things in life, Donald Trump held a lavish affair celebrating his newest hotel venture in Dubai at the Park Avenue Plaza in New York City on Monday night (June 23).
Among the Hollywood stars joining Donald, wife Melania and his two children, Donald Jr and Ivanka, were Demi Moore, Heidi Klum and Naomi Watts.
This story just goes to show that even if you’re rich, you can still have the same money problems as everyone else. Most of us assumed that former “Tonight Show” sidekick Ed McMahon was set for life, but when the news broke a couple of weeks ago that he was about to lose his house to foreclosure, it illustrated that the downward housing spiral was affecting people of all income levels. Now, it’s revealed that Ed is also a victim of the credit crunch- thanks to the spending habits of his wife, Pamela.
The one word that’s turning Ed McMahon from baller to beggar: Plastic.
Our sources tell us Pamela McMahon, Ed’s wife of 16 years, is literally spending him onto the street. We hear she’s completely “oblivious” to the late night legend’s cash troubles, and shops like their life depended on it. Her AmEx bill is legendary — the couple reportedly owes nearly $750K.
That’s causing an issue for Ed’s friends, who are conflicted about bailing him out. They don’t want to see their 85-year-old friend foreclosed on and homeless, but they also don’t want to encourage Pamela’s passion for Prada.
And to add insult to injury, now Donald Trump wants to exploit Ed’s sad situation for publicity. The blowhard famewhore has made a public “offer” to help the “Bloopers” star, but that’s news to Ed. Trump’s only reached out to the public — not the McMahons — as you think he might. A source close to Ed tells us the “people who are talking publicly aren’t necessarily the ones who are helping.” We hear there are others who “quietly” are trying to assist.
Ed’s rep denies Pamela’s spending is the reason for their troubles — the rep says she’s not “extravagant.”
Personally, I wouldn’t take a dime from Donald Trump. I’d sell everything I owned before accepting help from that jackass, because he’d never let you live it down. But then again, I’d also have a hard time lending money to someone with a $750,000 American Express bill. That’s almost a million bucks in purchases! What could she possibly be buying? Donald may be Ed’s only hope! If I were Ed, I would have quietly taken the AmEx and put it through a shredder years ago. He must have a hard time saying no.
Ed and Pamela McMahon are shown at the Cinema City International Film Festival on 9/29/07, thanks to PRPhotos.
You know that Donald Trump is regretting going to Scotland to find his roots since twice on this trip we have seen his bald roots!!!
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My hats off (because I have a full head of hair and no bald spot to hide) to Daily Mail for mapping out Donald Trump's combover. Although I think they did a great job explaining it, his hair still mystifies me. I wish he would accept the natural pattern of things and just let his hair be the way it should be! I mean who else besides me wants to see what is under that thing? I have been waiting years for that!!! addthis_url = 'http%3A%2F%2Fseriouslyomg.com%2F%3Fp%3D8413'; addthis_title = 'Donald+Trump%27s+hair+explained%3F'; addthis_pub = '';
I love how Donald Trump's comb-over is finally trying to make a run for it. Seriously that is a lot of hair to cover a bald spot. It looks more like an animal than actualy hair, you know like it is alive like an animal.
Even seeing in that picture that his hair is real it still mystifies me.
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Donald Trump and wife Melania at the 68th Annual American Ballet Theatre Spring Gala, NYC, trying to look all gangsta..
I know you were all waiting at the edge of your seats to see more from the Young Hollywood Awards...
No?
Well anywho, here are a few more video clips from my red carpet adventure. The one above has Rachel Fox from 'Desperate Housewives' (what a cutie!), Alex Frost from 'Drillbit Taylor' (what a hottie!), Kay Panabaker on Jesse McCartney and her new NBC pilot, and Adam G. Sevani from 'Step Up 2.'
Don't let the little innocent ones fool you -- Rachel talks about her love of being evil, and Adam was the one all the ladies were grinding on at the party. I think all the other guys were a tad bit jealous of his moves.
See more video after the jump, including cranky Donald Sutherland, Brittany Robertson, Teddy Geiger, and Nickelodeon's own red carpet maven Lily Collins (yes, her daddy is Phil).
There are all different levels of bad ideas. There’s obvious ones like walking into traffic, and less obvious ones, like spending the day with Mel Gibson – it could go either way. But pretty much anything having to do with OJ Simpson is guaranteed to be a bad idea. It could even be spending a day with OJ Simpson petting kittens, and I assure you, something really, really bad will come of it. According to Page Six, OJ has expressed his desire to appear on Celebrity Apprentice – and Donald Trump and NBC are vaguely considering it.
It looks like there could be “killer” ratings in store for TV’s “The Celebrity Apprentice” if OJ Simpson gets his way. Page Six has learned the creepy double-murder acquittee has asked Donald Trump to allow him to appear on the top-rated NBC show next season. “Simpson really wants to do it. Trump and NBC are thinking about it, but are being very cautious,” our source said. “There’s a certain amount of heat associated with Simpson.”
[From the New York Post]
A certain amount of heat? That’s the understatement of the year. Yeah there’s generally some heat associated with murderers. Especially when you put them on reality shows. I wonder in what capacity Simpson would like to appear? Does he want to be one of the contestants, or is he hoping to appear in one of the challenges? Here’s an idea for a challenge: spend three hours in a room with OJ and try not to suffer a panic attack resulting from the absolute assurance that you will wind up with a slashed throat. That was somehow your fault.
Everyone knows Donald Trump loves attention, and any kind of publicity is alright with him. And I pick on Donald a lot. But if he has the basic class to pass on this and not give OJ Simpson any more attention, I promise to make fun of him one less time a month. Or at least I’ll do my best.
O.J. Simpson has asked Donald Trump to put him on the next season of “Celebrity Apprentice.”
A source at NBC told Page Six, “Simpson really wants to do it. Trump and NBC are thinking about it, but are being very cautious. There’s a certain amount of heat associated with Simpson.”
I’d hate to see what O.J. does if he gets fired.
Despite a rather contentious divorce over fifteen years ago, it seems that Donald and Ivana Trump have been able to remain friendly.
So friendly, that the Donald even attended her wedding Saturday at his Mar-a-Lago estate! Course, Ivana won partial use of the Palm Beach club in her divorce settlement, so it's not all out of the goodness of the Donald's heart, but hey, at least they're civil!
The ultimate cougar, Ivana married the twenty-three years younger Rubicondi under a canopy of multi-colored roses while their enormous wedding party (including daughter Ivanka as Maid of Honor) looked on.
Seriously, with the bridesmaids' rainbow of gowns it looked like a scene straight from 27 Dresses!
Congrats to the happy couple!
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Think she'll ever change her name from Trump? Doubtful!
"We are a construction company and we have job sites, we lose people... You better treat her right, because I have a .45 and a shovel." –Donald Trump, Jr., at his mother Ivana's wedding. Then he complimented her "great boobs." This seems like yet another great argument against marrying a Trump of any kind, even Ivanka, the relatively attractive and normal one. [Gatecrasher via Daily Intel]
Donald Trump has announced an MTV reality show and wants Eliot Spitzer’s prostitute Ashley Alexander Dupré to join the cast.
The show (tentatively titled “Lady or a Tramp”), will take a group of hard-partying girls and send them off to a boarding school environment where they’ll learn to become more ladylike.
Why would the girls want to be more ladylike? Being a tramp has been working just fine for Dupré, who’s received many lucrative offers since the scandal broke.
Nude pics: Gov. Spitzer’s hooker Gov. Spitzer’s hooker screwed Charlie Sheen
Why is this trash still on? I know there's a strike, but damn how do people stand looking at that guy's hair for more than five minutes? It's wiggin' me out. That wasn't even meant to be a pun, hand to god. Here's every has been possible at a "Celebrity Apprentice" viewing party at Tejeune yesterday. This season features the usual antics. They brought that scary bitch Omarosa back, because i guess she's a "celebrity" now? And she's fighting with Piers Morgan and reportedly, champage got thrown. In the interest of being brief, here's how the exchange went. Somebody sided with somebody or whatever:
Piers: He will not take moral lectures from you young lady, you are an absurd celebrity wannabe. (Nice.)
Omoarosa: You are a never been. I would rather be a has-been than a never was. (Uh, well yeah. True?)
Piers: You don't know anything about me. I edited two of the biggest newspapers in the world for 12-years. What did you do? (Good point. But what are you doing now, P?)
Omoarosa: Piers, we know how much you like to drink so help yourself to the liquor. (That's when she splashed him.)
Apparently Piers ended up winning the challenge. About Omarosa, he said "the girl is a loser, she lost the first series of The Apprentice and she's renowned around America as a disgusting wastrel. She is a waste of space." I think he needs to be my new boyfriend. I'd be cautious because he went on "Celebrity Apprentice" but "wastrel" is my new favorite putdown.
Photos: Getty Images
14 more photos from the 'Celebrity Apprentice' viewing party are after the jump.
Donald, in nabbing his model babymama Melania?
Or Ivana and her boytoyfriend Rossando Rubic?
I dunno, that speedo is pretty revealing - I'd give it to Ivana!
How does a dude like Donald get a girl like that? Oh, right... money!
A blond Donald Trump attended the Michael Kors show during New York fashion week with his gorgeous wife Melania. Think the Big D needs to finally give up the comb-over? Try a new 'do, Don!
When you're that rich, it doesn't matter what you look like!
[Donald Trump and wife Melania Knauss at New York Fashion Week yesterday; image via Splash]
InOtherNews...'s new line beats the original, Remembering Embarrassments Long Ago, Donald Trump Refuses To Properly Pose for Prom Photo
So I have never seen any episodes of either Apprentice or Celebrity Apprentice, but after seeing the promo where they showed Piers Morgan and Vincent Pastore fighting, I had to check it out! And boy I am glad I did just for the way that showed The Big Pussy’s departure! Once the song started playing, I had a felling that was exactly where it was going, but it was so much better than I expected! Classic no!
And yes I added Celebrity Apprentice to my DVR!
How many animals had to die?
Donald Trump's daughter models the latest in animal cruelty as she leaves the Waverly Inn restaurant in NYC on Tuesday night.
Yes, that's Rupert Murdoch next to her.
Ughhhh, so much wrong with this picture!
[Image by Justin Campbell via Buzz Foto.]
I’m not going to insult you by telling you this is the most important story you’re going to read about today. But you know what is important? Putting Donald Trump in his place. So while it doesn’t compare to the war, the election, or the writer’s strike (had to get my plug in there), it’s always a little uplifting to learn that the Donald has been bitch slapped. Especially in a public forum.
It seems the Trump had hundreds of 10-foot-high ficus trees planted around his Trump National Golf Club in Rancho Palos Verdes California. He didn’t bother to get permission from the city (because why play fair or give a rip about anyone else when you’re Donald Trump) and blocked the ocean views of many of the club’s neighbor. This didn’t bother Donald of course, as he said he just planted the trees to block the view of the “unsightly” houses. Something tells me ocean view houses in Rancho Palos Verdes aren’t that unsightly. Maybe to the Donald, but his idea of beauty is Las Vegas-gold-and-marble everything. Have you ever seen pictures of the interiors of his homes? They look like the MGM Grand on crack.
The council is slated to take the final step of finding the hedge in violation of the property’s permit on Dec. 18, after which time Trump will have three weeks to remove the plantings. The real estate mogul said he would be relocating the ficus trees to another one of his properties, but expressed his displeasure with the city’s ruling.
“The city council should be ashamed of its decision,” Trump told the Torrance Daily Breeze. “It’s very sad that the town is willing to destroy this beautiful hedge. There’s no plant as beautiful as the ficus, and no plant that does the trick like the ficus.”
Mayor Doug Stern disagreed with Trump’s rave review of the ficus, indicating that as far as he was concerned, the sooner the trees were gone, the better. “I wish they could be out by Christmas, that would make a great Christmas present,” Stern said.
[From E! News]
Yeah I’m sure what Trump really cares about are the trees. He’s such an avid environmentalist after all. What he cares about is the public bruise to his ego. Can you imagine having to follow the same rules as everyone else and not being given special treatment for having millions of dollars and famously bad hair? Astounding! Seriously, the Donald is as out of touch with reality as it gets. Do you think there’s any way in hell he doesn’t know that everyone makes fun of his terrible hair? And yet has he ever made any effort to fix it? No. Because that would be giving in. Do I think there’s any chance he’ll actually cooperate and get rid of the trees? No, because that would also be giving in. Alright I know those don’t relate at all. But his hair is so bad that it’s beyond the point of funny – it actually makes me mad. When I see photos of him, I can feel my blood pressure rising in anger. Not that anyone could be so selfish, or so cocky, or so stupid. It bothers me that anyone could let himself have such bad hair. The rest I can get over, but that shit on his head is just inexcusable.
Picture note by Jaybird: Here’s Donald and his current wife (until she has the nerve to age) Melania Trump at The Barrymore Theatre in New York City, on November 2nd. Is it me, or are they starting to look alike? They have a matching icy glare. Images thanks to PR Photos.
Self promotion? From Donald Trump? Get the fuck out of here
There was a story circulating around yesterday that Donald Trump left a $10,000 tip on an $80 bill at the Buffalo Club in Santa Monica on Monday. Supposedly he wanted to upstage director Jerry Bruckheimer who had left a $500 tip on a $1000 tab. Turns out it’s not true. Trump wasn’t even in California on Monday. Trump told the New York Post:
“This was done by the stupid restaurant to get publicity. It’s not my signature.” (Source)
If I was Donald I might have kept my mouth shut on this one. I mean there’s certainly worse things in world than having people believe you once left a $10,000 tip. Like cancer. Fuck you cancer!
Donald Trump $10,000 tip
Are you sick of Donald Trump, like I am? Well then, prepare for more punishment. The Donald has recently decided to cash in on the daytime TV market. Twentieth Television is expected to announce a deal with Reveille Prods. and Trump Prods. to produce a syndicated show starring the financial guru, sources close to the negotiations said.
Sources said the project is a unique hybrid — describing it as “Dr. Phil” meets “Judge Judy” — that would feature Trump serving as a mediator and counselor for real people with financial disputes. For example, they could include spouses arguing over money, engaged couples at a crossroads over prenuptial agreements or parents concerned about their kids’ spending habits.
Truthfully I will give them credit for choosing a medium and role where Trump is probably a good fit. And I won’t be surprised if the show does well, but I won’t be watching.
Donald Trump
Waverly Inn chef John DeLucie, who just got back from explaining magabrands at the American Magazine Conference in Boca, has sold a memoir called The Hunger. As per Publishers Marketplace, Endeavor sold it to Ecco, and it'll be "a la Anthony Bourdain's 'Kitchen Confidential.'" We're sure it will be! We can't wait for the part where his boss Graydon Carter pees in the $55 mac and cheese of nemesis Donald Trump. (We hope DeLucie didn't pee in Ivanka Trump's, when she ate at Waverly on Monday with boyfriend Jared Kushner and publicist Steven Rubenstein!) [NYM]
Hold on to you hairpieces kids! More of “The Donald” is set to hit a television set near you. Families and couples will be set up with Trump in meetings that discuss finances and relationships. The plan is for the advice and Trump antics to be aired in 2008.
“Property tycoon Donald Trump can add another high-profile role to his résumé–as a TV counselor and legal advisor. The billionaire, 71, is in talks to offer advice to members of the public engaged in financial disputes as part of a hybrid show described as “Dr. Phil meets Judge Judy.”
Donald has had some practice when it comes to dolling out his views on money related subjects. He made an appearance on “Oprah” to face off with former “Apprentice” hopefuls and throw out a few freebies on making finances grow. Such gems included:
“Surround yourself with people that are full of ideas, and people that are not going to be “yes-men.” Surround yourself with smart, truthful, honest people. Only invest in what you know, or invest with people who are really good and have a great financial track record. Do a little research. Look at the paper and look at the rate of returns. Put your money in one of those funds.”
I am cringing at the thought of all this. Why would Trump be ideal for advising others on relationships and money? How many times has he been married? How many times has been bankrupt or on the verge of bankruptcy? It is like asking Lindsay Lohan for advice on remaining sober.
Picture note by Celebitchy: Donald Trump is shown at the launch of his “Trump Home Luxury Lifestyle Collection” (I wish I were making that up) at Macy’s on 7/19/07.
Right now, Angelina Jolie is in Los Angeles filming the period piece “The Changeling” with director Clint Eastwood. But back in New York City, Donald Trump is giving her the “Rosie O’Donnell” treatment.
The real estate mogul told press that the “Girl Interrupted” actress is “no great beauty” and he wonders what the big deal is about her.
Donald Trump looked up from his drool cup and wigpiece to discuss his opinions of George Clooney and Angelina Jolie. He finds George "short" and doesn't think Angelina's that hot. He knows this because he "knows beauty". And he owns some paegants.
Trump tells talk show host Larry King, "One of the perceptions I had of George Clooney was he was this big, strong guy. And he was very little when I met him." He adds of Jolie, "Angelina Jolie is sort of amazing because everyone thinks she's like this great beauty. And I'm not saying she's an unattractive woman, but she's not beauty, by any stretch of the imagination. "I really understand beauty. And I will tell you, she's not - I do own Miss. Universe. I do own Miss USA. I mean I own a lot of different things. I do understand beauty, and she's not."Please keep in mind that this man is speaking from underneath the most obvious combover/wig combo in recorded history. That is a sky piece if we've ever seen one. And that's not beauty. And how dare he insult The Most Beautiful Woman In The World? What the hell does owning those things mean? It's a bunch of tramps with vaseline on their teeth and hairsprayed asses! Oh, and by the way? Your last idea of beautiful was snorting every white, powdery substance she could and whoring it up in clubs. Christina Aguilera was not singing about her tramp ass.
(Getty)
Remember back in the good old days, when stars would be wooed to be on a project? Apparently those days of wining, dining, and flattery are over. Donald Trump has been doing his usual blabbing to Page Six, and told them he wants Paris Hilton, Lindsay Lohan, and Britney Spears to be on his new celebrity version of the Apprentice. But instead of sending some flowers and a note with some chocolates, Donald thought it better to tell Page Six that Britney’s a mess. If she was on the fence before, I’m pretty sure she’s jumped off now.
“’We’re negotiating with Britney right now.” The Donald told Page Six. (Doesn’t he know that’s almost enough to get a subpoena from K-Fed’s lawyer?!) “Can you imagine her doing it? We’re not sure what will happen. She’s a [expletive] mess. And that little reality show she had did nothing. But she likes the idea of being on television and I think she’d be great.’”
[From MSNBC]
Um, Donald? I know you’re the greatest businessman ever, with the awesomest hair ever, but I don’t think calling someone names is the best way to get them on your side. And it’s probably no the greatest plan to blab to the press that Lindsay Lohan should get new parents if she wants a better life if you want to woo her. That’s just me, and I’m no expert. Just a thought though.
“Apparently Paris Hilton wants in on the fun. ‘(She) wants to be on, and we’re thinking about it, but I don’t know if we’re going to do it,’ Trump said.
“What about LiLo? ‘Another (expletive) mess,’ said the blunt billionaire. ‘We haven’t asked her yet, but I’m going to call her this week. It would be a positive thing for her to do … for all of them,’ he boasted to Page Six.”
[From MSNBC]
This guy is so delusional. He thinks he’s sexy on a stick, and smart to boot. Apparently egomania can get you pretty far in this country, or at least get you a willing ear at the Daily News. I never thought I’d say this, but I’m pretty sure Paris Hilton, Lindsay Lohan, and Britney Spears are all too smart, or at least have too much dignity – to say yes to this project. Damn you, Donald Trump, you’re such a asshole that you actually made me say that the airhead trifecta has dignity. That’s what a moron you are.
Picture note by JayBird: Here’s the Donald at a private photo shoot (probably for his new line of Trump Ties) at his Ft. Lauderdale home in July. Keep your panties on, Ladies. Header image from Donald unveiling his Trump Home Luxury Lifestyle collection at Macy’s on July 19th. Image thanks to PR Photos.
Has Melania finally grown tired of The Donald?
Trump and his wife can’t even fake enthusiasm as they host the Mercedes-Benz Polo Challenge at JetOne Jets Field in The Hamptons this past weekend.
Crank out another baby before the divorce, though. Then you get more money, honey!
[Image via Marion Curtis / STARPIX.]
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