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Posted: April 17th, 2008, 11:29am CDT

Which is probably his raison d'ĂȘtre. He exacerbates my insecurity complex. Here's Tom Ford in Prestige magazine, looking hot and rich. He's unleashing a menswear line upon the world which I'm sure only rich and beautiful people can afford.
My issue with Tom is that in one part of the interview he's all about how much "confidence" is a turn-on and how everyone should be confident. And then he spouts this:
"I take pride in my appearance. And dressing well is kind of good manners, if you ask me. You're inflicting yourself on the public in the same way as a piece of furniture. When you're standing in a room, your effect on that room is the same as a chair's effect, or a sculpture. You're part of someone's view, you're a part of that world, and so you should . . . I find it's a show of respect to try to put on your best face and look as good as you can."
Jesus, f*cking christ. Who needs the pressure? Does this mean I can't go out in a hoodie with my face all scruffy? What if I have a zit (or three)? Huh? What if I can balance a beer bottle on my f.u.pa.? Who the hell can be "on" all the time? Soulless fashion robots, that's who. "Inflicting yourself on the public"? Holy shite! You've inflicted yourself on my psyche, asshole!




More photos of Tom Ford for Presige Magazine are after the jump.

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Posted: March 11th, 2008, 10:59am CDT

Photos: Getty Images
Sex god fashion designer Tom Ford has revealed that he wants a baby. A sweaty Mystic-tanned baby. What are you gonna tell the kid when he sees the perfume ad where you had the bottle in the guy's buttcrack and the girl's hoo-hah? "Daddy was whimsical"? "Daddy got paid a lot of money to gross people out"? "Daddy was fighting for the rights of models to carry perfume bottles like it was a fraternity hazing"?
Tom says that he and his older partner Richard plan to accquire a kid sometime this year. He says ""Richard (Buckley, Ford's longtime partner) knows I've wanted this for a long time. He's just resisted it. He would be a spectacular father. It's going to give his life new meaning." Sounds like ole' Rich didn't have much of a say. What Tommy wants, Tommy gets!
Ford figures that since Richard will "leave the planet ahead of me", he can't "not have had something I've wanted forever". How old is Rich? Is he riding a Lark? Or is Tom plotting his murder? Rich better watch out. Babies are a lot cuter than old guys and you can dress them up however you like. He's a designer, it's his primary function. Tom sounds crazy, and like a new man purse could also fulfill this need of his.

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Posted: October 8th, 2007, 5:59pm CDT

Fashion designer/sweaty Lothario Tom Ford likes to show it off. Show his off, show what's on the models off. He drips with sex all over the place. Everybody's always naked up in his urea (yeah, I spelled it with a "u"). His new fragrance's ad campaign features the bottle barely obscuring a model's hey nanny nanny. He's sorta hot, too. I'm all for towel fights. Who isn't?
On the November cover of gay lifestyle magazine Out, a faux banged-up Tom Ford is the new cover boy. Of course, the Austin-born fashion designer is dressed in a sleek suit with a tie, pocket square and cufflinks.
Ford stripped down for his futuristic Steven Klein portfolio in W magazine, but for Out, he is naked in at least one in a series of boxing-themed photos.
Looking at the Ford photo on a magazine's Web site, Ford's backside is shown as he and two naked models hang out in a locker room shower.
According to New York magazine, which published an item on Ford's Out appearance, "He was also fine with a nude boxing-themed Terry Richardson photo shoot in which he flicked towels at male models. One shot, featuring a bottle of Ford's fragrance nestled in a man's butt crack, didn't make it to print, and Ford wants to use it for his next ad campaign."
"Yes, I'll have that bottle of cologne, the one in the guy's ass. Perfect!"



Check out the NSFW photo of Tom Ford's bare tush after the jump.
