I have an embarrassing confession to make. I am a member of Hoff Space, the David Hasselhoff social networking site. I signed up a few months ago to write a story – I mean how many celebs make up their own MySpace instead of just joining it? I’d completely forgotten about it until today, when this email popped up in my inbox.
Yep, you’re reading that right. Either The Hoff sure knows how to market himself, or he’s just like the rest of us and a little cash strapped this holiday season. What I really love is the price: $30 for a personalized photo. And you’ve got to admit, those are some sexy pictures. Nothing has ever made me feel so conflicted about my feelings towards Santa Claus as pictures of a shirtless David Hasselhoff in swim trunks, holding a surfboard, and donning a Santa robe. The sex appeal is undeniable.
This is obviously a great “for the person who has everything” sort of present. In fact I’m going to buy at least a dozen and keep them wrapped as good “just in case” gifts. You know how there’s always that one person who stops by with a thoughtful present and it didn’t occur to you to get them anything? Blamo: David Hasselhoff to the rescue. I’m also considering some of the larger prints: like it says, both framing and laminating are available. And nothing says classy like a 4 by 6 foot laminated David Hasselhoff photo hanging above a broken futon. Now go buy half a dozen right now. You know at least six people in your life want this.
We thought we saw a ton of celebs out at Coachella on 
Elsewhere, we saw Kimberly Stewart lookin' sexy and David Hasselhoff and his daughter grabbing a bite to eat - a cheeseburger, perhaps? (It's worth noting that David wasn't the only '80s star at the festival, either - wait'll you see the blast from the past we saved for after the jump!)
In fact, we saw so many stars out in the desert last weekend that we've put together a gallery of yesterday's action - check it out!
It's Corey Feldman!
Do we like these two together? I dunno yet. They always look annoyed, so I guess they have that in common!
Wonder what Kelly wants us to "speak up" about?
Oh, and Kimberly Stewart was there, too... not to mention Jared Leto!
But it wasn't just these young hotties having fun! Click below to see who else showed up...
David Hasselhoff? Really?
Steven Tyler, just being himself.
Even Melanie Griffith was there with her son Alexander! Talking about a random mix of people!
We caught David Hasselhoff grabbing a bite at Marmalade in Malibu with his daughter Saturday morning. Of course, in his bright yellow fleece, we'd have had to be blind to miss him!
Sadly, the Hoff's appearance was rather abbreviated; he breezed by our cameras with little more than a smile and a wave.
Then again, he was probably just hungry - and we all know what happens when you come between the Hoff and something he plans on eating!
They call him mellow yellow...
...well, okay, no they don't.
We're still totally stoked about that Knight Rider movie, by the way - and we really hope it inspires someone to remake Airwolf into a flick!
And looking pretty in shape, too! The former Baywatch star was all smiles when we caught up with him out and about in Santa Monica this Sunday.
Guess all that 
He looks ready to go back to the beach!
Wasn't that long ago that we saw the Baywatcher cavorting with a 
Only recently single but already a playa!
We spotted David Hasselhoff picking up the latest issue of In Touch magazine. Who knew the Hoff was a secret fan of Brangelina? Afterwards, he headed over to the Gaucho Grill to meet his daughter for lunch. Funny - we would have guessed that they'd have gone out for hamburgers!
The Hoff abides
"Angie?"
Back Hoff!