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Brooke Hogan is guilty on counts of attempting to look like a stripper and attempting to look like a woman.
Seriously what the eff this this dumb shit wearing? Actually, why is she wearing this? Did Daddy tell her it looked hot? If she really wants to go for the tranny look, she needs a little more volume in her hair.
By the way bitch, The Pussy Cat Dolls called and they want their damn bra back.
Her fame has reached a new level, thanks to her new reality show “Brooke Knows Best.” And last night (October 1), Brooke Hogan was spotted hamming it up at the Bejeweled Swimwear show as part of Funkshion Fashion Week in Miami, Florida.
Miss Hogan gladly posed for pictures and signed autographs outside the Setai Hotel, sporting a pink cardigan overtop an animal print bra with a belly chain and black stretch pants.
Nick Hogan getting out early for good behavior
Nick Hogan is getting out early. Though he was sentenced in May to eight months in jail for leaving his friend John Graziano in a permanent vegetative state after a street-racing accident, Hogan will be released three months early on October 21 because of good behavior. His lawyer Morris Weinberg Jr. explained to MTV:
“That’s not early, that’s when he would normally be released, once you figure in good time and all that. When you calculate good time, which everybody that’s there that doesn’t get in trouble [is granted], they come up with a date, and we’ve known that date literally since the day that he went in. October 21 is the day that we expect he will be released, but that’s because of good time and all that.” (Source)
Of course he’s been on his best behavior. It’s kinda hard to act up when you spend the majority of your day curled up in a fetal position in the corner, sucking your thumb. A good day for Nick is being able to eat almost half of his dinner cookie before the other inmates steal it. He’s not exactly the type to stir shit up.
I hope this picture is a small attempt to improve your eyesight due to the failure of Brooke Hogan’s bikini picture.
Know who this guy is? Miley Cyrus’ 20-year-old boyfriend. And I’ve got to hand it to her: he has an impressive package. And you know what, that’s a nice firm ass too. He’s more curvy than her bony-ass will ever be.
I could see myself with him. I’m sure if I was 12 he could see himself with me too!
This bitch is so ugly. SOOO ugly.
And I know you’ve heard that a million times but these bikini pictures have GOT TO STOP. Holy hell, you just want to lock her up in a room and tell her to never come out. Does she really think she has a hot body? Who lied to her? A blind man?
Look, I don’t get it with these celebrities. They know there body isn’t camera worthy yet they refuse to work out- with all that money they have. I’m sorry if this picture offended anyone.
It seems like every time we see Brooke Hogan, she's either working out or in workout clothes. Ya think it's working?
Who has the better abs, 20-year-old Brooke Hogan or 39-year old mother-of-two Jennifer Lopez?
Probably Brooke, but just barely.
Brooke Hogan went shopping with her dad's girlfriend, Jennifer McDaniel on Lincoln Road in Miami the other day. We know Hulk has a thing for busty blondes, but did he really have to pick one that's a dead ringer for his daughter?!
Hulk has been dating the Brook-alike for a few months now, but we are still shocked every time we see the uncanny resemblance between the two.
Though finding out her parents were getting divorced was quite a shock, Brooke Hogan seems to have weathered the storm and come out on the other side a stronger woman.
And yesterday she was spotted hanging out with her dad’s new girlfriend Jennifer McDaniel for some active quality time together.
Hulk Hogan and his estranged wife Linda Bollea have been wrestling over how much money the celebrity wrestler is worth.
Fortunately for Linda, Hulk apparently has more money stashed away then her legal team thought. According to financial affidavits filed in divorce court near Tampa, Florida, Hogan claims his net worth is $32 million; while his wife’s team had estimated his worth at $26.7 million. Aren’t they supposed to over estimate his net worth?
And the ex-couple are individually spending the money like there is not tomorrow. Linda Bollea reports spending $7,000 on clothing, $7,500 on maid service, $1,374 on Pet care costs and about $1,700 on jewelry each month.
The biggest numbers come in the legal department, with $17,840 going toward her attorneys and accountants each month.
That sum pales in comparison, though, to the $38,316 Hogan is spending each month on legal services. According to his court filing, his divorce proceedings alone had cost him $299,172.32 by mid-June. Hogan also recently agreed to temporary monthly alimony of $40,000.
The couple’s quarreling over money comes as their son, Nick, is serving an eight-month jail sentence for causing a traffic crash that left a passenger permanently disabled.
The professional wrestler also had to foot the $126,357.91 bill for his son Nick’s criminal defense on reckless driving charges, and he dropped $80,000 in June for a public relations firm’s damage-control services.
The divorce isn’t settled yet but a few rulings have been made in the Hulk Hogan - Linda Hogan case. A Pinellas County judge ruled today that they do not have to purchase the condo that Linda wanted in Las Vegas. They had originally planned on purchasing the condo before they split up and put an $840,000 down payment in 2005. Linda wanted to go through with the purchase, Hulk (real name Terry Bollea) thought the property had dropped too much in value.
But Linda didn’t do to bad for herself. Hulk was ordered to pay Linda $40,000 a month for living expenses starting this September, and lasting for one year. In addition Linda gets the home on Willadel Drive in Belleair, listed by the property appraiser at $7.25-million, and Terry gets the house on Eldorado Avenue in Clearwater Beach, listed at $2.24-million. Each of the spouses will get to use three vehicles, the agreement said. The rest of the fleet will stay in storage.
Remaining assets will be divided between Terry and Linda when the divorce is eventually settled. A large chunk of the fortune might go to pay for medical treatment for John Graziano, a 23-year-old Marine who was a passenger when their son, Nick Bollea (who is currently in jail), crashed his car last August.
You really can’t teach an old dog new tricks. Or in this case, Brooke Hogan. Which looks like an old dog. Last month Brooke very stupidly said that she didn’t think women should be president because we deal with PMS and all sorts of emotions. So basically her thought was, “I’m dumb and I’m a woman, therefore all women must be dumb.” Due to the aforementioned stupidity, it never occurred to Brooke that her idiocy – while not unique to her – is not representative f the entire female gender.
Now Brooke’s decided it’s a good idea to open her obscenely wide mouth again and yap about her deep political thoughts. Quick summary: the aforementioned “I’m dumb and I’m ____, so all people who are ____ must also be dumb” formula still applies.
We’re starting to think that perhaps Brooke Hogan should steer clear of expressing her political opinions. The 20-year-old recently caused a media stir when she wrote on her MySpace blog that she thought it was “crazy” for Hillary Clinton to run for president as women “deal a lot with emotions and menopause and PMS.” In a posting this week, Brooke wrote that most people only vote because “it’s cool” and (like herself) have no real idea what’s going on in and around the White House.
“Only 54 percent of eligible american voters cast their ballots!!!!!! Half of them are only voting cause its ‘cool’ to vote for so and so…they aren’t even up to date on information,” Brooke wrote. “I’M personally not up to date on the facts, so I don’t wanna make a stupid choice for our country. I WANT to vote but only when I know exactly whats going on. More ppl should think like that. Paris Hilton said ‘yaaaay go vote cause its cool and hott!!!!’ …SHE WASN’T EVEN REGISTERED.”
[From Fox News’ Pop Tarts]
Anytime you make Paris Hilton look intelligent by comparison, it’s time to consider having your mouth stapled shut. And I offer my stapling services to you Brooke Hogan, free of charge. Just you, me, and my grandpa’s old rusty Swingline he’s had since before the war.
How about encouraging people to get up to date on the facts? I don’t know one single person who votes because it’s “cool.” She makes it sound like peer pressure to smoke pot. “Everyone’s voting for Obama.. if you were cool like us, you’d do it too.” What the hell? Brooke Hogan is so mind-numbingly stupid that I honestly don’t even know where to begin to attack here statement. So I’ll leave it at this.
Brooke Hogan, you are stupid. You at least seem to know this. But sadly you are too stupid to understand that your level of stupidity is not normal. You are uniquely stupid. This is the only unique thing about you. Just because you are too dumb to do something and instead decide to abstain from it does not mean that is good advice for most other people. They are able to learn. Even pretty stupid people are able to learn more than you. You should focus on more important things. Things the rest of us do automatically. Breathing in and out. I don’t believe you’re smart enough to be able to do this automatic function on your own. Don’t try to multitask. Just focus on mastering the most basic tasks in life, and try to find some happiness in those little accomplishments.
Here’s Brooke on her way into the CW11 studios in New York on July 11th. Isn’t she just the spitting image of her father in drag? Images thanks to Bauer Griffin.
Shortly after she returned from Denmark, Paris Hilton was back in the air, bound for New York City. And as of yesterday, she’s back in her hometown of Los Angeles.
The “Stars are Blind” songstress was spotted arriving at LAX International Airport following her short trip to the Big Apple to see her boyfriend Benji Madden rock out with his band Good Charlotte.
Brooke Hogan wows the world on her myspace once again while flaunting just how disproportionate her brain mass is to her boobs with her take on why women shouldn’t be in the White House and voting:
“Notice how i said ‘I know IIIIII couldn’t do it cause I’d be pms-ing and freaking out all the time’ …Honestly I’d LOVE to meet a woman with NO emotional problems….but thats not the point…but its true. LOL.”
“I’M personally not up to date on the facts, so I don’t wanna make a stupid choice for our country. I WANT to vote but only when I know exactly whats going on. More ppl should think like that.”
Yes, Brooke. *pat pat* Let’s leave all the complicated stuff to the intellectuals and professionals. Now start jumping up and down for the man behind the camera as we douse you with a fire hose.
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She’s no stranger to soaking up the sun on the beautiful Miami beaches. And yesterday (August 7) Brooke Hogan was out and about, working on her tan.
The “Brooke Knows Best” babe donned a super sexy dark grey studded two-piece bathing suit along with a pair of white drawstring shorts and matching flip flops as she meandered about the sand.
I never knew it was possible for Hulk Hogan to acknowledge that his precious little children were anything less than absolutely perfect as they are. Hogan says incarcerated son Nick is going to come out of jail a “better man” – which implies that Hulk is actually slightly aware that Nick had some character flaws that he could improve upon. What a concept. Hulk doesn’t seem to realize the extent to which his son needs a serious personality makeover, but at least he’s acknowledged something.
Hogan also tells PEOPLE that the time in jail has helped Bollea to become a better man.
“He was moving through life and maybe not real appreciative of things,” Hogan says. “When this happened, it totally spun him in a 180. … It’s the best thing that ever happened to him. I’m not saying it’s a good thing. But it happened for a reason.”
Because his son has been participating in an inmate work program, Hogan added, Bollea is now expected to be released from jail a few days early – possibly in late October.
“Nick is doing great, and I’m so excited, because Nick is going to be a great man now,” Hogan says. “I’m proud of him.”
[From People]
Hulk is choosing his words a little more carefully, so points for that at least. He managed to say this happened to Nick to make him a better man, and held his tongue about John Graziano. He should not be proud of him at all though, and it irks me to no end the way he talks about jail like it’s therapy or something.
Some people are just douche bags. You can see it on their faces, it’s this certain expression they have. Nick is a douche bag. Surviving jail is nothing to be proud of your kid for. You should be wracked with shame and embarrassment that your son nearly killed someone. You should be utterly humiliated that your offspring did something worthy of jail time. Both of the Hogan parents continue to stroke Nick’s ego and build up his douche bagging narcissism by talking about how proud they are of him, and it’s utterly disgusting.
Here’s Hulk Hogan outside MTV TRL Studios in Times Square on January 1st. Photographer: Patricia Schlein. Images thanks to WENN.
Nick says he really likes his new jail. Wow! Nick sounds really torn about ruining the rest of his friend’s life.
Hulk Hogan’s son, Nick Bollea, who is serving an eight-month sentence in Florida for reckless driving, has been moved to a minimum-security facility where “it’s much better,” Hogan tells PEOPLE exclusively.
“They moved him to the place that he should have been in the beginning,” says Hogan, 54, whose son was transferred out of maximum-security after turning 18 last Sunday.
While he was under-age, Bollea was segregated from the rest of the prison population – at one point spending 28 days in solitary confinement because no other cell was available.
“It’s much better,” he says.
“Nick describes it as like a two-story warehouse with tables, seven or eight phones, TVs, and it’s people who are there for like child support and parking tickets. And instead of just once in a while being allowed go outside, they leave the door open to the exercise yard. He said, ‘Dad, I can even go outside at night and look at the stars.’”
Why is Nick in some posh facility? The only way I can feel okay about that is if he has a few new butt buddies. That’s all I wanna know, but would that major revelation ever come out? Doubtful.
If everything’s chill where Nick’s staying, I say they keep him there for eight more years, long enough to gain some sense of remorse instead of being a rich kid allergic to punishment and real life consequences mommy and daddy can’t bail ya out of.
Leave it to your sister to make things worse. Brooke Hogan just invited all the dudes in prison with Nick Hogan to kick his ass.
“I was worried about him, and his safety, and his well-being.” Little Nicky is out of solitary now that he’s 18, and in the general population, and apparently he’s eating better.
But Brooke says that he’s not exactly the most popular inmate in the Pinellas County Jail: “He’s been threatened. Thank God he’s big and he can hold his own.”
Oh Man, I give Nick a week before he gets ass raped. Nick is “big and can hold his own”? I’m sure there are a few dudes in that jail that are going to teach Nick the real definition of bieng “big”.
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The tranny likes it in the back!
Brooke Hogan is upset that people don't think she went to visit her brother in jail this past weekend to celebrate his 18th birthday.
So, she's taking to her blog to set the record straight!
Says the failed singer:
"Stupid people of the press
Heres how stupid and inaccurate the media can be…
According to the press I didn't show up to my brothers 18th birthday at the jail.
Lets see…
*hes in jail
*Its an important birthday…the big 18!!!
*I'm only a 4 hour drive to Tampa
*He's the most important thing in my life.
They must have thought I didn't show cause they didn't SEE me.
uhh…there's such thing as a back door you jerks.
In conclusion…That goes to show you that you can't believe anything you watch on TV or read in magazines. Cause people will make up BS without even knowing the facts. Hey Media! Why don't you gather facts, check them, and then give the public the truth? That might work. Oh no…I forgot. You make too much money telling LIES.
Needless to say, I WAS there for my brother on his birthday because he is my best friend and NOTHING comes before family."
Aren't you glad that's all cleared up now????
Note to Brooke, it's spelled STOOPID!
[Image via WENN.]
Again.
Today Brooke Hogan ranted on her MySpace blog about reports that she didn’t go see her asshole little brother in jail for his 18th birthday. Here’s what she had to say:
Stupid people of the press
Heres how stupid and inaccurate the media can be…
According to the press I didn’t show up to my brothers 18th birthday at the jail.
Lets see…
*hes in jail
*Its an important birthday…the big 18!!!
*I’m only a 4 hour drive to Tampa
*He’s the most important thing in my life.
They must have thought I didn’t show cause they didn’t SEE me.
uhh…there’s such thing as a back door you jerks.
In conclusion…That goes to show you that you can’t believe anything you watch on TV or read in magazines. Cause people will make up BS without even knowing the facts. Hey Media! Why don’t you gather facts, check them, and then give the public the truth? That might work. Oh no…I forgot. You make too much money telling LIES.
Needless to say, I WAS there for my brother on his birthday because he is my best friend and NOTHING comes before family.
I noticed she had a ton of ‘kudos’ but there were no comments. So I submitted mine.
Oh please, we all know that you would freak out if the press didn’t pay any attention to you.
I guess she has to authorize all comments. Damnit, mine will never make it..
What a great mom
In celebration of Nick Hogan’s 18th birthday and his transfer from a juvenile to an adult prison facility, his mom Linda brought him a new skateboard over the weekend. KICK-ASS! What a perfect gift for Nick’s daily exercise sessions on the yard. With his new method of escape, let’s see all the big bullies try to rape his asshole now!
Linda Hogan must either be totally mental or completely misunderstood. After filing for divorce from Hulk Hogan and letting him find out through the media, she took up with a 19-year-old bleached blond friend of her 17-year-old son. She then filed for a restraining order against Hulk, and called the police to have him arrested when he dropped their daughter Brooke off at her house… because he was technically closer than the restraining order allowed him to be. And then she got in her car and followed him. And that’s just a brief snippet from the crazy Linda Hogan file.
According to daughter Brooke, Linda manipulated her into signing an affidavit stating that Hulk had abused her mother. Brooke is publicly apologizing and recanting her confirmation of Linda’s allegations.
“I did it under significant pressure from my mother,” Hogan, 20, tells PEOPLE in an exclusive statement. “It was only after I learned all the facts that I realized I made a big mistake in signing it.” Hogan released the statement after a tabloid reported that she had signed a legal affidavit accusing her father, whose real name is Terry Bollea, of verbally and physically abusing wife Linda during their marriage.
Linda, 48, filed for divorce last November, and her attorney told PEOPLE it was going to be “war.” Her attorney was not available for comment. A rep for Hulk Hogan declined to comment. In her statement to PEOPLE, Brooke admits to signing the affidavit. But, according to her rep, she later regretted the decision and asked that it not be filed in court. (At this point, according to Hulk’s attorney, no such document has been filed.)
Brooke’s rep says: “Brooke Bollea is distressed at the latest efforts by mother Linda to fracture the family. This time they let leak out an old document that Brooke signed filled with exaggerations and fabrications about father Terry’s behavior during the marriage. The months-old document was signed by Brooke at a time when she was upset with her father.”
[From People]
Brooke and Linda haven’t been on speaking terms for about a month, and according to People she now lives with her father. Brooke says that her mother is using her kids as pawns in their divorce. Which might be true, but they’re both nearly adults – jailbird son Nick will turn 18 tomorrow. It’s hard having your parents divorce at any age, but when they’re old enough that parents can’t fight over custody, that has a few advantages for the kids. They can live with whoever they want or move out on their own and do their best to avoid the drama. Which sounds like the best plan in this case.
Brooke Hogan apologized for confirming false allegations that her father abused her mother. According to People,
“I did it under significant pressure from my mother,” Hogan, 20, tells PEOPLE in an exclusive statement. “It was only after I learned all the facts that I realized I made a big mistake in signing it.”
Hogan released the statement after a tabloid reported that she had signed a legal affidavit accusing her father, whose real name is Terry Bollea, of verbally and physically abusing wife Linda during their marriage.
The Hogan family is an absolute mess. The son drives drunk and accidentally kills people, Hulk Hogan allegedly beats women, Linda wants her money, and Brooke Hogan really is a man. Ok, well, maybe she isn’t a man, but has broader shoulders than me and she has those man hands.
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It’s no secret that Hulk’s daughter Brooke Hogan is no stranger to showing off a little skin.
The “Hogan Knows Best” reality star has posed in bikinis for magazines like FHM and encountered a swimsuit scandal in April when photographers snapped shots of her 54-year-old father applying lotion to her butt.
We've been hoping to see more of Brooke Hogan for a while now - and it sounds like Playboy might be answering our prayers!
The Daily News reports that the famous men's magazine has approached the pop starlet to pose nude - and Brooke didn't turn them down!
Playboy wouldn't be the first men's mag to focus its attention to Brooke - she appeared on the cover of FHM in 2006 wearing only a teeny bikini.
Calls to Brooke's reps were not returned in time for publication.
Of course, given the hysterically overbearing parenting Hulk's displayed on Hogan Knows Best, we're guessing he won't be too happy to hear this news. Maybe Hulk and Hef ought to settle things in a steel cage!
Wrestling starlets do tend to be huge draws for Playboy - don't forget, their issue featuring Chyna's nude spread is one of the biggest sellers in the mag's history!
We hate ourselves, but…..
Another Tranny Hogan post!
We don't know who's crazier, Brooke or Linda Hogan.
Apparently Brooke had signed a legal affidavit a while back accusing her dad, Hulk, of abusing Linda - both physically and verbally - during their marriage.
According to Brooke's rep, she later regretted the decision and asked that it not be filed in court.
Why did she regret it?
Well, because it seems there was never any abuse!
Brooke says, "I did it under significant pressure from my mother. It was only after I learned all the facts that I realized I made a big mistake in signing it."
Ouch.
Poor Linda. She's so desperate for money she's resorted to lying to her kids.
Brooke released a statement apologizing for her actions after news broke that she had signed the affidavit accusing her dad of abuse.
Brooke's rep says, "Brooke Bollea is distressed at the latest efforts by mother Linda to fracture the family. This time they let leak out an old document that Brooke signed filled with exaggerations and fabrications about father Terry's behavior during the marriage. The months-old document was signed by Brooke at a time when she was upset with her father."
Probably around the time when she found out daddy was sleeping with her friend.
Well, now Brooke is living with the Hulkster and is no longer on speaking terms with her mother.
Brooke says, "I love my mother, and hope to one day reconcile with her. But using kids as pawns in a divorce is awful. Every day my mother resorts to this kind of behavior makes it that much harder for us to ever have a relationship again."
Ouch. How much of a crazy mother do you have to be for your own daughter to say that about you?
Or is the Hulk just buying Brooke's affection with his large bank account?
[Image via WENN.]
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The “Brooke Hogan Knows Best” star, 20, could use a boost for her stagnant singing career. Hogan’s 2006 album “Undiscovered” reportedly sold just 127,000 copies.
How many people really want to see this guy naked? Brooke’s arms are bigger than my thighs. She looks like she shotputs midgets on a daily basis. Seriously Hef, go after someone like Rachel Bilson or Marisa Miller, not this sloth with implants.
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Brooke Hogan really is a daddy’s girl. Even though both of her parents are dating massively younger people since their split, Brooke is pretty much alright with the Hulk but isn’t even on speaking terms with her mom. Yesterday Brooke confirmed to Chelsea Handler that she and mom Linda aren’t talking anymore. Which you can’t really blame Brooke for – it’s super weird to have your mother dating your younger brother’s friend.
Brooke Hogan’s been pretty vocal about her mom’s much younger lover. (Linda Hogan, 48, is dating someone 29 years her junior.) But now the Hulkster’s daughter says the two are no longer even speaking.
Not at all, she tells Chelsea Handler, host of E!’s Chelsea Lately. “The more time that goes on now that she doesn’t call, she doesn’t confront me, she doesn’t tell me the truth, I’m like, all right, it’s just time that’s pulling us apart.”
But what about dad’s young twinkie, why doesn’t that bother Brooke? “She’s not even that young…she’s grown.”
The girl in question, she is all of 34 years old. Meanwhile, pop celebrates his 55th birthday next month.
[From E! News]
Brooke gave an interview two weeks ago to the Associated Press in which she went into a bit more detail about the awkwardness and frustration of her relationship with her mom.
AP: How did you and your mother get so far apart?
Hogan: My mother and I naturally have a tremendous bond, there’s like a bond that you just can’t break with us. … Right now I’m just really disappointed with her and I feel like I wish I could talk to her, but you just can’t. It’s one of those kind of things where, I am a very straight-laced person and maybe that makes it even harder for me to see the path that she’s going down as being right, but I look at her now and I’m like, “You were my hero at one point. Why are you making these weird choices?” I don’t understand it. I definitely don’t condone what’s going on. I definitely don’t think it’s cool who she’s dating. I think it’s ridiculous but at the end of the day she’s my mother and I will still respect her and love her but right now … I just have to love her from a distance for now.
[From FOX News]
Brooke admits that she had a spat with the Hulk earlier this year, but that they were able to work past it because she ultimately respects her dad and believes he’s a good person. Her phrasing implies that she doesn’t think the same of her mother.
Here’s Brooke on Chelsea Lately.
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Don’t get too excited yet, nothing is written in stone, but we may be seeing Brooke Hogan in the buff very soon. The New York Daily News is reporting that Brooke has been approached by Playboy magazine to pose nude…and she didn’t say no!
There is some talk about what daddy Hulk Hogan will say, but to be honest I think he lost his father-cred when he started dating a girl that looks just like his 20 year old daughter.
Brooke has posed for a men’s magazine before (FHM in 2006) but never fully nude. Given the fact that her 2006 album “Undiscovered” only sold an embarrassing 127,000 copies, you know home girl is down with making some cash of that Hulkster body of hers.
Brooke Hogan to pose in Playboy?
UK tabloid The Sun claims that Brooke Hogan has been asked to pose for Playboy — and she’s seriously considering the offer. An insider working on her VH1 reality show Brooke Knows Best told the tabloid:
“Playboy has asked her to consider doing the cover, or at least a photo shoot. Every year the magazine features the girls of the WWE, but this would be Hulk Hogan’s daughter – it would be the ultimate!” (Source)
Her rep told the New York Daily News:
“No decision has been made at this time.” (Source)
You know the Snapple lady? She was the heavy-set woman in pretty much every single Snapple commercial of the ’90s. You know who I’m talking about? Yeah? I’d rather see her in Playboy.
Hugh Hefner must really have a thing for novelty porn. No, I’m not talking weird fetishes or anything with unusually short, bearded, or tattooed people. Hef thinks Brooke Hogan is hot. Or at least hot enough to bare her stuff for Playboy. Though Celebitchy readers have unanimously compared Brooke’s looks to her father’s (imagine the Hulk with boobs, and you’re pretty much there) apparently Hef thinks the rest of the world has lower standards and wants to see her tater tots.
Heads up, Hulk! Your daughter might be headed for Playboy. Brooke Hogan has been approached to pose nude for the famous men’s magazine, her publicist told the Daily News on Wednesday. And she didn’t say no.
The “Brooke Hogan Knows Best” star, 20, could use a boost for her stagnant singing career. Hogan’s 2006 album “Undiscovered” reportedly sold just 127,000 copies.
But her father, WWE legend Hulk Hogan, likely won’t be too thrilled with the idea. The Hulkster had no qualms about showing off his overbearing paternal side on the now-defunct VH1 reality show “Hogan Knows Best.”
Brooke has posed for a men’s magazine in the past (she appeared on the cover of FHM in a skimpy bikini in 2006), but has never posed nude. “No decision has been made at this time,” her rep said.
[From the Daily News]
Let me go ahead and make the decision for you, with a resounding noooooooooooooooo. For the love of all that is good and holy, put just about anyone on the cover before Brooke Hogan. I seriously doubt the vast majority of Playboy readers want to see a penis and fake breasts on the same person. It’s just too confusing.
I would seriously rather see a picture of Amy Winehouse, freshly rolled out of bed with a crack needle still stuck in her beehive and random patches of dirt and impetigo on her skin. And the worst part is you know Hulk is going to monitor that photo shoot. Because he’s a protective father.
Here’s a sneak preview of what you’re bound to see: Brooke Hogan performing at Z100’s Jingle Ball pre-show at the Hammerstein Ballroom in New York in 2006. Images thanks to WENN.
Feminists unite! We have a new leader! That’s right, Brooke Hogan is stepping up to the plate. Or the podium, in this case. Brooke has thought it a good idea to let forth a deluge of her own thoughts. Which I can tell you right now is never a good idea for any Hogan… lest of all this one. Brooke, who is super up-to-date on current events, doesn’t really think it’s a great idea for women to run for president. Why? Well clearly we’re the weaker sex, with all of our hormones and whatnot.
“You know what? I am actually not that much into voting. I think it’s kinda crazy that a woman is running, because I think that women deal with a lot of emotions and menopause and PMS and stuff. Like, I’m so moody all the time, I know I couldn’t be able to run a country, ‘cause I’d be crying one day and yelling at people the next day, ya know?”
—Brooke Hogan, when asked who she’s voting for by a potential roommate on her series Brooke Knows Best. (Something tells us if Hulk’s daughter really knew best, she’d keep quiet when the cameras were around)
[From E! News]
To be fair, this was possibly filmed when Hillary Clinton was still in the race. But I really doubt that Brooke Hogan pays enough attention to anything other than bleaching her hair to know that she’s dropped out.
So Brooke Hogan thinks that because she’s a moody moron who makes the current president look like the head of Mensa, all women must struggle with similar issues. Thus we’re clearly not fit to run for office. Because Brooke Hogan wants to cry and each chocolate cake four days a month. Thus, if a woman were to be president, we’d probably end up invading a couple other countries based on unsubstantiated information and refuse to leave because our commander-in-chief has some unattended to emotional issues. Thank God we have a man in charge so shit like that doesn’t happen.
Here’s Brooke deep in political thought/suntanning by the pool last Monday. Images thanks to Splash.
Brooke to Hulk’s GF: This Is What Daddy Likes
Hulk Hogan’s 34-year-old girlfriend and daughter, Brooke, had a seemingly pleasant time together soaking up some sun, but who the hell can tell them apart?
Maybe Daddy likes it that way!
This family is so narcissistic that they only date people who look like themselves! Creepy!
