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Jessica Simpson has named her Upcoming Country Music CD Do You Know according to Billboard. And all I can think of is what words should be going after "Do You Know" like Do You Know…how bad this CD is going to be? Do You Know…that now I can add failed Country Singer to my list of failures? Do You Know…why I am still famous? If you any other suggestions feel free to post them.
BTW if you are masochist, Do You Know is out 9/9. How nice of her record label to pick a release date that she can remember…9/9.
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Posted: July 22nd, 2008, 12:03am CDT
Looking pretty in pink, Jessica Biel was spotted leaving La Conversation restaurant in Hollywood following a lunchtime meet-up with a few friends on Monday afternoon (July 21).
The “Powder Blue” babe has been in the headlines for relationship reasons as of late - with Justin Timberlake’s grandmother talking to press about a possible wedding location (even though the two aren’t even engaged… yet).
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Posted: July 21st, 2008, 4:51pm CDT
Still in the beginning stages of their newfound parenthood, Jessica Alba and Cash Warren were spotted taking a break from their domestic responsibilities yesterday (July 20).
The “Good Luck Chuck” beauty showed off her ample cleavage in a floor-length black cotton dress complete with an accent scarf and sandals, while her babydaddy kept it casual in a grey v-neck sweater, shorts, and slip-ons.
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Jessica Simpson may be a Southern girl at heart - but over the weekend, a country-music-loving audience booed her like she hailed from New York City!
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AP reports that the blonde bombshell was ruthlessly booed during the Country Thunder USA festival held in Twin Lakes, Wisconsin over the weekend. "It's crap," one concert-goer told the AP. "She doesn't belong here."
Jessica's set consisted largely of country-influenced material, including a performance of "Come On Over", the hit song off her upcoming country record. She also covered several songs by country artists, including Willie Nelson's "On the Road Again" and Shania Twain's "Whose Bed Have Your Boots Been Under?"
The pop starlet might have lost the crowd, however, when she decided to play one of her pop hits, "With You".
"I just don't hear the country in her," the AP quoted Adam Matos as saying. "I don't hear the twang. She's not good enough to be here."
Jessica, to her credit, didn't back down from the audience's disapproval so easily, earnestly asking the audience to let go of their tabloid-fueled perception of her and accept her as she was. "I'm just a girl from Texas; I'm just like you," Jess told the crowd. "I'm doing what I love and dating a boy."
And at least some of the fans on hand seemed to appreciate Jess' new direction. "I actually like her country songs better," a concert-goer named Mary Grace claimed. "She has a great voice, plus, she's adorable."
What do you think of Jess' decision to go country - are you for it or against it?
We think it's an awfully exciting direction for Jess to take - most singers who've had Jess' level of success would never try something so risky!
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Posted: July 21st, 2008, 11:48am CDT by Phil
Okay, maybe not everyone, but at least half. At Jessica Simpson's first live Country performance, opening for Sara Evans (yes, Jessica isn't even a headline act anymore), Simpson was booed by half the crowd, while the other half clapped,...
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It was Jessica Simpson’s first attempt to win over country music fans this past weekend as she opened for Sara Evans at the Country Thunder USA festival in Wisconsin.
It didn’t go so well.
Jessica was booed by many at the concert, but there were a few fans in the mix as well.
She told the crowd,
“I don’t know what your perception is of Jessica Simpson or what tabloid you buy, but I just want you to know that I’m just a girl from Texas. I’m just like you. I’m doing what I love and dating a boy.”
Yeah, yeah, we know. You can’t be without a boy for two seconds..
Simpson dedicated “You’re My Sunday” to her ‘boy’ Tony Romo, who was there, and sang a ton of covers, such as Willie Nelson’s “On the Road Again.”
One guy told the local paper, “I’ll have to drink a lot of beer to sit through her concert.”
Her new album drops September 9th.
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OMG! Could it finally be happening? Has Jessica Simpson’s career bottomed out? Just one day after getting booed at her first country music concert, there is a Jessica Simpson rumor burning up the net. The story goes that the tape is of Jessica and Nick Lachey and was filmed while there were married. Whoever is in possession of it now has threatened to sell the footage unless Jessica and company come up with a big chunck of change.
According to the Daily Sport, the home movie, which features popstar and actress Simpson engaging in a number of sex acts with her ex-husband Nick Lachey, has been acquired by the same people who released Pamela Anderson and Tommy Lee’s holiday sex video.
A source said: “Jessica is horrified her name and ’sex tape’ are being mentioned in the same sentence. She’s always been a girl of high morals and principles.”
Maybe Jess has high morals, but Papa Joe ain’t above leaking this rumor to take the focus off his daughters disastrous country music debut.
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It’s not the least bit surprising country music fans booed the shit out of Jessica Simpson on Saturday in Wisconsin. The 28-year-old pop starlet is continuing her attempts at breaking into the country genre (pops Joseph loves daisy dukes) and opened up for Sara Evans at the Country Thunder USA festival in Twin Lakes, WI where the residents did not want. Any piece of Jessica…at all.
Audiences booed and clapped as the singer, 28, opened for Sara Evans on Saturday at the Country Thunder USA festival in Randall, Wisconsin. “I don’t know what your perception is of Jessica Simpson or what tabloid you buy, but I just want you to know that I’m just a girl from Texas,” Simpson told the crowd. “I’m just like you. I’m doing what I love and dating a boy.”
LOL, I’m sure the crowd loved that line. Jessica is 4 billion times wealthier than all of that crowd combined, and the guy you’re dating is a rich-ass fucking NFL star quarterback. One way to sway the haters! Let’s review some of those reactions to the performance.
One concertgoer told the local paper: “I’ll have to drink a lot of beer to sit through her concert.” Added another: “She’s an embarrassment to country music.”
I reckon that about sums it up–drunken beer fest partying and the death of country music, all in a killer Wisconsin festival weekend. Now that you wreak like a pigs asshole mixed with hot dogs and skunky Budweiser, might as well shoot the dog and divorce your wife. Crash the truck too, while you’re at it.
This article is republished with permission from the hilarious Ninja Dude.
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Jessica Simpson should not be wearing her Daisy Dukes becuase she is no where close to the size she was when she did Dukes of Hazard. Seriously what is up with that chicken pose in the first picture?
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Jessica Simpson is getting no love from country music fans. Jess performed at Country Thunder in Randall (no, I have no earthly idea what a country thunder is) last Saturday. Her first time on a country stage was met with less than stellar reviews from the fans.
Jessica stepped on stage to a mixture of boos and cheers wearing a pair of short shorts, a white button down shirt and cowboy boots. Ever the creative artist, her first song was “These Boots Are Made For Walking”. After singing several country covers she belted out her new country single, “Come on Over”.
What did the die-hard country fans have to say about her performance? It ain’t pretty.
One fan said, “It’s crap. She doesn’t belong here.” While another insisted that she just isn’t cut out for country. “I just don’t hear the country in her. I don’t hear the twang. She’s not good enough to be here.“
While those are all valid opinions, my favorite of the bunch was this one.
“She doesn’t fit in with country, and I’ll have to drink a lot of beer to sit through her concert. She’s an embarrassment to country music,”
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Posted: July 20th, 2008, 1:48pm CDT
In what was her first full live concert in years, Jessica Simpson was busy debuting music from her forthcoming country album at the 16th Annual Country Thunder USA on Shadow Hill Farm in Twin Lakes, Wisconsin last night (July 19).
Accompanied by her quarterback boyfriend Tony Romo and her dog Daisy, the “Dukes of Hazzard” hottie socialized about the concert grounds before throwing on her country boots and rocking the stage.
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What sellouts!
Sarah Jessica Parker must have some good PR people. That or some good attorneys!
If you recall, last year Maxim magazine named her the most "Unsexiest Woman" of the year.
Amy Winehouse came in at #2.
And while we don't agree that SJPeePee should have been named #1 (that honor should have gone to Kristen Dunst or Avril Lavigne), the Sex & The City star is definitely in the Top 5!
Parker said she was truly hurt by that award. Calling the insult "brutal."
And now, the magazine is trying to kiss ass with the 43 year old.
Maxim has decided to name her this year's "Unexpected Crush."
Hah!
The award will be announced in the August issue next month.
Lying doesn't get you far!
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Posted: July 16th, 2008, 1:04pm CDT
Honor Marie Warren could just be the cutest newborn in Hollywood. And her parents Jessica Alba and Cash Warren recently sat down with OK! magazine to talk about everything from the birth itself to being new parents.
The “Fantastic Four” cutie reports that her delivery room wasn’t the typical screaming, pushing scene. “I didn’t scream. It was really Zen,” with Cash adding, “She didn’t make a sound. It was amazing.”
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OK! Magazine has the first pictures of Jessica Alba's baby Honor Marie and she is adorable. She looks just like her dad Cash Warren!
Jessica also describe what it was like to give her birth to her little girl and she is a Scientologist's dream.
"I didn't scream," Jessica tells OK! in an exclusive interview and photoshoot. "It was really Zen." And Cash could only marvel at his wife's quiet strength when she gave birth. "She didn't make a sound," he says. "It was amazing."
The Love Guru star tells OK! that she had natural birth. "The labor was more like meditation," she says. "I did yoga breathing. I was focused."
Tom Cruise should send Katie to her to learn how to have a silent birth. I don't know about you women, but when I give birth no yoga breathing or silence for me, I am going to scream like a banshee.
For more pictures and stories about Honor Marie Warren check out OK! Magazine on stands today.
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Jessica Simpson Clean up in aisle ... Lachey!Nick Lachey's ex-wife Jessica Simpson and his current gf Vanessa Minnillo battled it out at different Ralphs supermarkets to see who had the most baggage.Vanessa had two carts filled with crap -- to Simpson's one. Nick's...
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Posted: July 15th, 2008, 9:00am CDT by Nick
Jessica Simpson has boobs
People really like Jessica Simpson’s boobs — and they’re not afraid to let her know about it. While on vacation with Tony Romo in Seaside, Florida, last week, the actress/singer’s boobs were the hit of one local bar. From the New York Daily News:
Simpson, who turned 28 this week, proved recent pregnancy rumors untrue by downing some beers at a dockside bar [in Seaside, Florida], where one onlooker saw her and gasped, audibly, “Wow! Look at that chick’s boobs!” (Source)
Doesn’t this story just epitomize the essence of Jessica Simpson? When she walks into a bar with a professional athlete, people don’t stop and say, “Wow! There goes two famous people!” They say, “Wow! Look at that chick’s boobs.” Take away her chest and all you’ve got is an airhead blonde with no talent and a penchant for putting more than her foot in her mouth . . . so a lot like Kate Hudson in that regard. By the way, the onlooker that made that remark: Joe Simpson.
BONUS: She also has legs! (pics of Jessica at the Lake Tahoe airport on Sunday)
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Posted: July 14th, 2008, 8:16pm CDT
Following a relaxing weekend getaway, the Simpson sisters and Pete Wentz were spotted hopping aboard a private jet in Lake Tahoe for the short trip back home on Sunday (July 13).
As previously reported by Gossip Girls, Jessica spent the past few days cheering on boyfriend Tony Romo at the American Century Golf Championships - dragging her “Outta My Head” singing little sis and her Fall Out Boy hubby along for company.
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Critters While tanning her cans on a yacht in Tahoe this weekend, failed singer/actress/wife Jessica Simpson got all bitchy -- by playing with her pup Daisy.Although Jess may be good with dogs, so far Ashlee is the only breeder in the Simpson fam.
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Posted: July 14th, 2008, 11:57am CDT by Phil
Jessica Simpson was out having a fun time in a boat on Lake Tahoe with boyfriend Tony Romo, and sister Ashlee Simpson, but you'd never know it from these pictures, because all I can focus on are Jessica Simpson's...
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Sorry to bust your country bubble Jessica Simpson, but nobody likes your song.
What the hell is THIS crap she is singing? It’s def. another epic failure. She should go make a sex tape if she wants to be famous again. We all know the only reason why she’s kept around is because of her boobs. Anywho, listening to this shit is giving me a headache. It keeps on repeating “Come On Over”. The only “Come On Over” song I want to hear is Christina Aguilera’s.
Jessica, you still suck-metaphorically and literally. Go back to hicksaw town, have a couple of kids and attempt to be a mother. Aren’t you like 30 now? Isn’t your biological clock ticking?
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Watching Jessica Simpson fake it in Love Guru, all I have to say is she is no Meg Ryan. That and I feel for her boyfriends.
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After shopping at Anat B., new mom Jessica Alba and Cash Warren had lunch with friends in Beverly Hills this Friday...
We kinda like them as a couple now! Jess may not be the friendliest of celebs, but she seems to be a fairly grounded starlet unaffected by the glitz and glamour of Hollywood. Hey, gotta respect that!
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Let's see s'more of baby Honor soon!
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Fights Vivica A. Fox went off about who she thinks is the "baddest blonde bitch on the planet" -- and it wasn't the cute baby girl on her arm.Fox was outside Nobu when she lit up Pamela Anderson for calling Jess Simpson a "whore."
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Posted: July 13th, 2008, 3:53am CDT
Making for quite the star-studded cheering section, Jessica Simpson, along with sister Ashlee and her rocker hubby Pete Wentz, cheered on Tony Romo at the American Century Celebrity Golf Championship at Lake Tahoe on Saturday (July 12).
And it seems that the Simpson sister support is doing the Dallas Cowboys quarterback stud some good - as Romo finds himself in second place to six-time champion Rick Rhoden going into the final round of play.
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Posted: July 13th, 2008, 2:40am CDT
Still getting used to her duties as a new mother, the always stunning Jessica Alba was spotted out shopping it up in Beverly Hills on Saturday afternoon (July 12).
After browsing the shops’ selections, the “Into the Blue” babe, who welcomed her baby daughter Honor Warren into the world just over a month ago, then met up with her hubby Cash Warren for a bite to eat at Burger 90210.
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Posted: July 12th, 2008, 3:06pm CDT
Continuing along with her ongoing birthday celebration, Jessica Simpson was spotted arriving for a weekend getaway in Lake Tahoe yesterday with sister Ashlee and her boyfriend Tony Romo.
The “Dukes Of Hazzard” actress and her “Outta My Head” singing sis looked festive in flowing dresses with matching yellow flowers while Tony appeared ready to the hit the links in a golf shirt with slacks.
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Jessica Simpson, Pete Wentz and Ashlee Simpson Wentz give us a reenactment of what it must have been like when Ashlee found out she was pregnant.
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Great news for all you Carrie, Samantha, Miranda and Charlotte lovers: HBO announced today that they are
very interested in making a sequel to the mega hit
Sex And The City!
Michael Lombardo, head of HBO programming on the west coast said:
"There is enormous interest by Warner Brothers Newline to do another Sex and the City, and I think, in fact, they're trying with our help to put that together now. When that happens, how long it will be, I can't say. I think everybody associated with that project was really heartened by, the enthusiasm from the fans of the show."
More love, sex and fashion sounds good to us!
Who is your favorite SATC character?
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Posted: July 10th, 2008, 6:17pm CDT
Sure, she’s happy as can be as the new mommy of beautiful daughter Honor Marie. But Jessica Alba confesses that the pregnancy process made her feel anything but desirable.
The “Fantastic Four” hottie recently opened up about her feelings during her term, noting how unattractive she felt. “I never felt less sexy. I mean, I wouldn’t have changed it for the world ... but I wanted to get rid of all the weight.”
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Jessica Simpson, who'll always be our favorite
Newlywed from Abilene, Texas, turns 28 today - happy birthday, girl! And hey, if there are
any rumors you wanna squash...
...now is the time to do it!
Anything - anything at all!
Jessica Alba and Cash Warren swung by a friend's house yesterday afternoon for a wedding yesterday afternoon. So exciting!
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Did Cash really wear shorts to a wedding?
Check out Justin and Jess 
She and Lynn were really close! How come we never see Jess hang out with Lynn then? Not a good sign!
And what about Justin himself - is Jess replacing mom Lynn as the #1 lady in his life? Maybe he's pushing his mom aside to make room for love... finally!
Guess only time will tell!
I can just hear the Lynard Skynard blasting from the speakers!
In case you missed it, here are some hot shots of Jess on her big party boat this weekend in Tahoe.
Rest assured, while the partiers weren't wearing life jackets, there were plenty of flotation devices on board!
Yahoo!
Boy, these two always look so... unfriendly!
Ah well - at least they seemed to have a fun night out at The Kress in Hollywood this weekend. Justin Timberlake was more polite than usual, but kept to himself, while Jessica Biel actually sported a slight smile and said hi to the photogs - talk about unusual!
Hmm, we don't see them accepting hot dogs from anyone before driving off, though... guess they already filled up on food at dinner!
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Still think these two are meant to be?
