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It seems like these guys always have something exciting going on, and last night the Jonas Brothers celebrated the launch of 77Kids, a new clothing line from American Eagle.
The “Burnin’ Up” rockers looked excited as they arrived at the Roxy in Hollywood, California and posed for the paparazzi on the red carpet.
She had an amazing night at the CMA Awards, and Taylor Swift recently opened up about her breakup with Jonas Brothers frontman Joe Jonas.
According to the “Love Story” songstress, Joe and actress Camilla Belle (she starred in JoBros “Lovebug” video) hooked up just as he was ending things with Swift. Taylor revealed, “They’ve been together since we broke up. That’s why we broke up - because he met her.”
He recently went through the breakup heard ‘round the world when he dumped Taylor Swift via mobile phone. And now Joe Jonas is boasting a brand new girlfriend.
According to reports, the “Burnin’ Up” stud has moved on to “10,000 BC” hottie Camilla Belle, who starred in the Jonas Brothers’ video for their hit song “Lovebug.”
BREAKING: Democratic Vice Presidential nominee Joe Biden is overly concerned with his appearance! The Delaware Senator's long been famous for his terrible embarrassing hair plugs, but a story out of the Washington Post today has it that Biden might have injected terrorist biological weapons into his forehead as part of some sick stunt to not look old and tired. Botox Biden! This is important hilarious breaking news, if you just arrived via time machine from one of the last two election cycles.
In 2000 no one cared about anything because there were still jobs and stuff and no war and 9/11 was just a glimmer in Osama bin Laden's eye, so the Gore versus Bush campaign was mostly about how Gore was tricked into wearing Earth Tones by some emasculating feminists. Bush proudly kept dressing like a gay cowboy hustler, damn the focus groups, so he won (except he didn't but whatever).
And in 2004 even though we had a war and shitty job creation it was still for some reason all about how Bush held a bullhorn on some rubble and John Kerry went windsurfing in a gay wetsuit and he looked French and also like Lurch. So! Bush won (for real for once).
And honestly you can bitch about the sad end of this magical friendly bipartisan campaign we were supposed to have with these two DIFFERENT candidates who'd be so polite to one another but so far despite an amazing number of distractions the fact that people seem determined to care about "real issues" is semi-heartening.
But of course "real issues" don't make for good column fodder, so a week after the New York Post floated the Biden botox story the Washington Post's gossip columnists (both of whom, it should be noted, are absolutely wonderful people) followed up with an "lol politicians are vain" piece and Drudge linked to it because the number of credible non-killer-storm items he can allow himself to link to every day is shrinking.
The End.
For all of you Jonas Brothers fans out there, Joe Jonas is once again a single man - as Joe and country singer Taylor Swift have ended their relationship.
A source close to the couple said the two, who dated for several months, split in early October. Continuing on, the insider told that the Disney star broke up with Taylor on the phone, stating, “He broke her heart.”
Being greeted by throngs of adoring fans each and every step of the way, the Jonas Brothers took their European promotional tour to Madrid, Spain on Monday (October 6).
Kevin, Joe and Nick are traveling as they try to bolster sales of their latest studio work “A Little Bit Longer” - with the trio also being presented with gold discs for sales of their self-titled album.
They’ve already mastered the art of causing legions of American girls to swoon. And earlier today, the Jonas Brothers managed to get a similar reaction over in Italy.
The “Burnin’ Up” studs were spotted rocking out at the Piazza Duomo in Milan’s Cathedral Square for a taping of MTV Italy’s Total Request Live.
If we may respectfully disagree with everyone on Earth, Joe Biden will do fine. The expectations are so ridiculously low for Sarah Palin that smart people know any half-competent performance will be met with cheers and audible relief and the nation will love her again. But you know what? That's all meta-expectations gaming for Biden.
It is now a truth universally acknowledged that Joe will be boorish and say a thousand stupid things and he'll be mean and condescending and no one will like him. But no one seems to remember that ol' gaffey Joe gets away with all of his thousands of gaffes not just because he's been around forever, but also because he seems like a nice guy! He's genial when he says 7/11s are full of Indians! He's friendly even when attacking John McCain! He was great and funny and succinct in primary debates!
Sarah Palin will ramble and make no sense and spout talking points and platitudes and Joe Biden will be well-informed and maybe have a couple zingers and a couple crazy unfortunate misstatements and, like the first presidential debate, the punditry will say the Republican won and the viewers will decide which one they want to see on TV for the next four years and go with the Democrat. So calm down, liberals.
Kendra Wilkinson and Joe Francis at Karu & Y nightclub in Miami (9/26)
From Hugh Hefner to Joe Francis. I guess Kendra Wilkinson really has a thing for guys who convince young girls to flash their tits for money and fame . . . and by “fame” I mean “t-shirts.” From the New York Post:
Is Kendra Wilkinson trading up? One of Hugh Hefner’s “Girls Next Door” took a break from the Playboy Mansion to hang with “Girls Gone Wild” chief Joe Francis in Miami. They were making out at Karu & Y on Friday before Francis went to club Heathrow. There, an onlooker said, “He was texting Kendra on his BlackBerry all night until she finally showed up at 2 a.m. . . . they stayed out until 5.” Francis told us, “If you were Kendra and you looked at the Playboy stock price lately [which closed at $3.94 yesterday, down from $12 a year ago], wouldn’t you think about upgrading, too?” (Source)
Is going from Hugh Hefner to Joe Francis really “trading up”? That’s like choosing lead over coal. Sure one might be harder than the other, but in the end they’re both worthless old fossils that can be dangerous if ingested orally.
[Splash News, WENN]
Hugh Hefner is losing control at the Playboy manse. There are tons of rumors floating around about how The Girls Next Door are busting up and Kendra Wilksinson in particular is running wild. Page Six is reporting that Kendra is hooking up with Girls Gone Wild creator Joe Francis. From old creepy man, to young creepy man. Good to know she has standards.
They were making out at Karu&Y on Friday before Francis went to club Heathrow. There, an onlooker said, “He was texting Kendra on his BlackBerry all night until she finally showed up at 2 a.m. . . . they stayed out until 5.” Francis told us, “If you were Kendra and you looked at the Playboy stock price lately [which closed at $3.94 yesterday, down from $12 a year ago], wouldn’t you think about upgrading, too?”
That Joe Francis..humble and sweet as always.
We’re used to seeing her cavorting around the Playboy Mansion, but last night Kendra Wilkinson was spotted in Miami, looking her usual stunning self.
The “Girls Next Door” babe attended the re-opening of Karu and Y night club, sporting a sexy, snug-fitting blue dress with black studded strappy heels as she mingled with a crowd including Girls Gone Wild founder Joe Francis.
Stepping out for a bit of shopping, Joe Jonas of the Jonas Brothers posed alongside designer Christian Audigier after shopping in his store on Melrose Ave in Los Angeles on Wednesday (September 24).
The “Camp Rock” hunk sported a matching grey blazer and trousers overtop a red striped shirt with red wingtip shoes, looking a bit bellhop-inspired.
Not content to rely on his youthful metabolism to keep him fit, Joe Jonas was spotted on his way home from the gym following a rigorous workout.
The “Burnin’ Up” heartthrob looked sporty in a white v-neck t-shirt, plaid shorts, a blue baseball cap and a pair of white athletic shoes as he made his way to the parking lot.
Taking a break from the set of their new TV show, the Jonas Brothers headed out to the Big 5 Sporting Goods store in Beverly Hills on Wednesday afternoon (September 17).
Flanked by security personnel, Nick, Joe and Kevin were all seen as they exited the shop - carrying a handful of bags with brand new shoes.
Jiggly boob king Joe Francis seems to think he can make a backup career of making random celebrity commentary and odd disclosures. Now I admit I wouldn’t listen to much of what Joe has to say in general, though I’d be especially disinclined to pay attention to anything having to do with boobs and/or paying drunk, underage girls to show theirs. But if Joe wants to over share about Lindsay Lohan, I’m probably going to perk my ears a bit. Because he has such great insight an all.
When Joe Francis stopped by the Hollywood Party Girl show yesterday, he went wild when asked about Lindsay Lohan, claiming that her constant companion Samantha Ronson is so jealous of any of L.L.’s male friends that she almost punched him.
“Lindsay’s straight,” he offered. “I think Sam has taken ownership of Lindsay. I think if Sam were to let Lindsay go even that much; Lindsay would revert back to being straight.”
Ronson’s rep declined to comment saying, “We don’t comment on stuff like that,” while LiLo’s rep has yet to respond. Francis was reported to have dated Linds in her pre-rehab days and she even vacationed at his Casa Aramara mansion in Mexico.
And what about Paris Hilton, whom he supposedly hooked up with awhile back? “Is it true that we’ve dated?” he asked. “Absolutely.The sex tapes are all over the Internet.” That Joe Francis, always keeping it classy.
[From E Online]
Joe sure seems to think that he’s got Lindsay down pat. You know Joe, there are two other possibilities here. 1) Lindsay is bisexual and 2) you turned her gay. Just a thought. I would definitely date Samantha Ronson before Joe Francis.
On a scale of one to ten, how mean is it that Joe Francis consistently makes me want to vomit? A rumor was floating around that Joe made out with Danity Kane singer Aubrey O’Day at a party, to which he responded, that if he did make out with her, it’s just his way of saying hi. And really, what’s a nicer way to say hello than to pass someone your cold sores?
Here’s Joe Francis (and his cheesy-ass grin) at the ‘House of Hype’ Pre-VMA party on September 6th. Header at the VMAs. Photographer: Adriana M. Barraza. Images thanks to WENN.
If you were caught in the middle of a spat, maybe a scuffle, or some ongoing argument, what would make you feel better? Justice or vengeance of some sort against the person you’re feuding with, or knowing that Joe Francis is on your side? That’s right, the latter obviously. It turns out that pillar of morality Joe feels badly for the paparazzi caught in a fight with Kanye West earlier this week. In fact he feels badly for them on the whole. They’ve got one of the toughest jobs in America. Something tells me Joe really learned how to kiss some ass when he was afraid of big guys in prison. And by “kiss some” I mean “take it…” well you get the point.”
When Joe Francis, the man behind all those jiggly Girls Gone Wild vids, was asked what he thought about Kanye West’s airport altercation with the paparazzi, he didn’t hesitate to let it all hang out.
“I thought it was terrible,” Joe told a group of shutterbugs outside L.A.’s Foxtail restaurant Thursday night. “You guys work hard, and if anybody attacked you guys, I would kick their ass, because that’s BS…I’m taking your side, because nobody has the right to do that.”
Sounds like if Kanye had simply lifted his shirt and bounced around a little for the camera instead of smashing it, he would have probably gotten Joe’s full support.
[From E! News]
I think we’re supposed to say something along the lines of, “Aw shucks, that Joe really is a good guy. I wish I hadn’t made so many butt jokes about him, or mocked his shark-like multiple rows of Chiclet teeth.” Sorry Joe. Not only do we like Kanye MORE because you like him less, but we’re doubling up on your butt jokes. Well, if you were ever going to do anything again that was noteworthy enough to write about. Enjoy kissing some paparazzi ass while they still remember your name.
Header of Joe Francis’ herpes smile at the “Facebreaker” launch party in Hollywood on September 3rd. Images thanks to Fame.
Although NBC has been doing their best to keep next seasons contestants on Celebrity Apprentice a secret, the names are leaking slowly.
Hollyscoop spoke personally with Joe Francis who confirmed that he will be on the show. Joe couldn’t keep his mouth shut and added that Khloe Kardashian will be his competition. He must have some sort of grudge against her, because he wanted to tell the world that he will last longer than her in the game.
He said, ”[The show] hasn’t even started…and I will beat Khloe Kardashian on the Apprentice.”
Joe added that he “loves” the Kardashian’s, but “it will make me very happy to beat Khloe.”
He will be a total kisser of Trump’s ass, I’m sure, but I hope that mole-faced prick is the first one out.
I have to admit though, Joe has bigger balls than I thought. Khloe could kick his pansy ass all over this side of the Mississippi - while blindfolded and hogtied. I’d watch those balls, Joe. Oh yes, I would..
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They’ve been elusive in their talk and their reps aren’t offering much up, but all indicators are pointing to a burgeoning relationship between Joe Jonas and Taylor Swift.
After getting Taylor to help out on a new video shoot in New York City last week, the Jonas Brothers frontman made his way to Taylor’s West Palm Beach Cruzan Amphitheatre show on Sunday night.
Papa Joe Simpson and Tina Simpson were spotted by our photog departing from the Los Angeles International Airport. Always the sports fan and a gentleman, Papa Joe was seen wearing a Texas National Champions shirt dated 1963 on it. Why not a Dallas shirt Joe? Joe carried the luggage for the couple and Tina removed her sunglasses for us and gave us a smile or two. Joe grinned for the camera and was very polite!
When you’re a celebrity, there are certain privileges that are afforded to you. And during his video shoot earlier today (August 14), Joe Jonas got to be a member of the NYPD.
The Jonas Brothers frontman was spotted hamming it up in a New York City Police Department uniform complete with a fake moustache and police-issued aviator sunglasses as he ‘directed traffic’ at Columbus Circle.
Not only are they squeaky clean, purity ring-wearing heartthrobs, the Jonas Brothers are also health-conscious and caring!
Nick, Kevin, and Joe were spotted earlier today at New York City’s W Hotel partnering with the Bayer Diabetes Care organization to raise awareness among young people about proper diabetes care.
They have Disney’s 2nd most-watched TV movie of all time (Camp Rock) and the Jonas Brothers are enjoying the spoils of their success with a new home.
According to the Dallas Morning News, Nick, Joe, and Kevin plunked down a cool $2.8 million for a six-bedroom house in Westlake, Texas, a suburb of Dallas.
If there is one person in Hollywood who doesn’t deserve a break, even after serving prison time and being treated like a pariah by most of his old good-time party pals, it’s Joe Francis. This guy gives the term “scumbag” a new meaning, getting rich by preying on drunk college girls who will be ashamed and embarrassed for the rest of their lives. So any time I read about Joey Boy taking yet another financial beating, it pretty much makes my day. The Wynn Hotel in Las Vegas has been publicly pursuing several celebs with outstanding gambling debts lately, including NBA stars Charles Barkley, who owed the casino $400,000 and Alonzo Mourning. Now, they’re setting their sights on Francis, who allegedly owes the casino $2 million.
“Girls Gone Wild” founder Joe Francis’ legal problems increased after the Wynn Las Vegas filed a $2 million lawsuit against him for unpaid gambling debts dating back to February 2007.
The Strip resort filed the suit Friday.
“As far as Mr. Francis is concerned, his obligations to the Wynn hotel have been fully lived up to per prior agreements,” a spokesman for Francis said today.
A Wynn Las Vegas representative declined to comment.
Francis is currently free on bail pending his trial on tax evasion charges in Reno. A trial date has not been set.
Hey, look, the economy is rotten and these casinos are no doubt taking a beating right now. They can’t let these so-called high rollers rack up hundreds of thousands or even millions in debt and get away with it. These guys are lucky it’s not the old days of Las Vegas, or Joe would have a lot more to worry about than a lawsuit. Someone might come along and wreck those pretty fake teeth of his, or worse. Hey, I can dream, can’t I?
Joe Francis and Spencer Pratt are shown at the release party for the second issue of Girls Gone Wild Magazine on 6/4/08, thanks WENN photographer Rachel Worth.
Their rise to fame has been meteoric and the Jonas Brothers have taken everything in stride. And yesterday, they were spotted keeping up artist-fan relations.
The paparazzi caught up with Nick, Joe, and Kevin outside of their hotel in Toronto, Canada Monday afternoon, Sharpies in hand, meeting and greeting fans and signing autographs as they posed for pictures.
Following a stop in London, the Jonas Brothers have moved themselves along to Ireland - where they were spotted outside of their Dublin hotel on Friday (June 6).
The musical brotherly trio of Joe, Kevin and Nick performed a show later in the evening at RDS Simmondscourt - now heading off for a gig in Denmark on Saturday.
When it comes to being spotted by the paparazzi, there aren’t many who can get as much face time as Heidi Montag and Spencer Pratt.
And the peroxide pair was spotted last night on their way to a gourmet supper at the celebrity-popular Mr. Chow’s restaurant in Los Angeles, California.
Shayne Lamas just won The Bachelor: London Calling and got herself a proposal and a big rock from Matt Grant.
But before planning a wedding, it seems that Shayne is going to be the next cover girl for Joe Francis' magazine Girls Gone Wild.
According to that skeez Joe Francis, "Shayne has a genuine 'girl next door' quality, but she also happens to be very hot."
The magazine says that it contains no nudity, so apparently that veil she is wearing counts for something in the GGW book.
In the article, Shayne says her new fiance is "very casual and respectful of women."
This racy photo shoot is sure going to help him respect his choice lady. Matt obviously likes 'em classy.
Think they are going to send the video cameras with her for the bachelorette party?
Photos: WENN
More photos of Matt Grant proposing to Shayne Lamas after the jump.
The Kardashian girls certainly love their shiny satin. The gals lent their support to sleazemeister Joe Francis and his enormous teeth for the launch of his Girls Gone Wild magazine.
He is so gross. I guess he learned a lesson from all that jail time he had and realized that there are women vacant enough to agree to pose naked without having to get them drunk and risk having to go back to the slammer and star in his own personal Boys Gone Wild...Who Then Cry Quietly in the Corner Alone.
Well, I guess we'll just see how successful this new venture is. It's already not a great sign that the only people on the red carpet for Joe's big launch party is the Kardashian hos.
Photos: WENN/Getty Images
9 more photos of Joe Francis and the Kardashians at the Girls Gone Wild magazine launch party after the jump.
Continuing along with their busy schedule with a concert stop in Mexico, the Jonas Brothers were greeted with a warm welcome from their growing south of the border fan base.
Taking advantage of their tremendous rise in popularity, the three brothers - Kevin, 20, Joe, 18, and Nick, 15 - are pushing forward with a slate full of new projects including a fresh studio album, world tour and movie.
Oh God he’s creepy
Months before she’s due, Joe Simpson is already trying to strike a deal to sell the first pictures of his daughter Ashlee’s new baby. And he wants a million bucks. A source told the New York Post:
“Joe is contacting all the weeklies and asking them to pony up $1 million to put Ashlee on the cover. The deal would include photos of Ashlee - taken by Joe, of course, so he can make more money - an interview and photos of the baby when she has it.”
Sadly, there is some interest - but not for anything close to $1 million. One magazine editor said the pictures would fetch “$60,000 maybe - but definitely not a million. The timing is a little suspicious. Her album [’Bittersweet World’] is dropping next week, and there was little to no interest until now. Ashlee’s lucky she got pregnant, frankly. Joe has an unrealistic expectation of what Ashlee can command.” (Source)
Jesus. Is there anyone in Joe’s family he won’t pimp out for money? Ashlee’s baby still has a tail and already he’s trying to make a buck off of it. Ten bucks that the day after she gives birth an “Authentic Ashlee Simpson Placenta” is gonna turn up on eBay.
NOTE: Just two more classes and Papa Joe gets his degree from the “Joe Jackson School of Family Exploitation” — pictures of the graduation ceremony just $14.99. Buy yours now!
[WENN]
Filed under: Wacky and Weird, Jessica Simpson
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See that guy stuffing his face like he hasn’t eaten in weeks, even though it looks like he just downed a small village? Well, he’s an idiot. He’s also a rapper named Fat Joe and he is awfully proud that he beat someone up.
RAPPER Fat Joe likes to run his fat mouth. The Grammy winner gives a blow-by-blow account of a fistfight he had in a North Carolina hotel room with Brooklyn rapper Papoose in the new Hip Hop Weekly, on stands today. “We pounded him out, we pounded his DJ out. His DJ went to the hospital,” Joe says. “His right-hand man’s lip looked like a 18-wheeler’s tire. He’s [Papoose] balled up in the corner. I’m thinkin’ he learned his lesson, but I’m noticing now you gotta really comatose these dudes for them to really learn.”
Papoose? Seriously, is that his name? I think the most idiotic thing here is that Fat Joe is almost 40 and this Papoon dude is almost 30 and they are still acting like 14 year olds. It’s also sad that this whale is bragging because you know the reality is that his security team did all the fighting while he was putting more mustard on his foot long.
BONUS: Hot Papoose Picture Action!
After about a year locked in prison, Joe Francis is a free man…for now.
The Girls Gone Wild creator just sent out the following emails to his friends.
"Friends,
Today I posted my bond in Reno so that I can immediately return to
Florida to face the charges against me. I will be released from jail in
Reno in the next few hours.
I want to thank you all for your help and support over the past 11
months of hell. I also want you all to know that in the same way you
were there for me in my time of need, I will be there for you.
Thank you again,
Joe Francis"
After a short visit to their London home, Sienna Miller and Rhys Ifans have made their way back to Los Angeles, California.
The Layer Cake actress and her man were spotted making their way through the crowds at LAX Airport on Sunday night, en route to their nearby hotel.
Before Jessica filmed “The Dukes of Hazzard,” her only mildly successful movie role to date, she starred in a fitness DVD that has never been released. That’s because the starlet/singer changed her mind about doing the video, and asked her dad/manager Joe Simpson to negate the contract. Now, the video fitness company Speedfit, for whom Jessica made the DVD, is suing Joe Simpson for blocking its release.
Jessica Simpson’s father (and manager) Joe is being sued by fitness video company Speedfit for allegedly blocking the sale of a DVD starring his daughter.
After signing a multi-million dollar contract, Jessica, 27, recorded a workout tape for Speedfit shortly before shooting her role as Daisy Duke in 2005’s The Dukes of Hazzard.
Jessica then changed her mind about doing the tape and her father Joe banned its release, Speedfit claims.
Now Speedfit owner Alex Astilean has filed suit against Joe after failing to secure a $10 million settlement from his daughter last year.
The New York Post first reported news of the suit.
“They are hurting millions of fat people in America!” Astilean tells Usmagazine.com.
Somehow, I think the “fat people of America” will manage to carry on without a Jessica Simpson fitness DVD. Considering that Jessica works with celebrity trainer Harley Pasternak, I doubt that she could teach anything new in the way of fitness techniques anyway. However, if Jessica received millions for doing the video, it doesn’t seem fair that she should collect the money and then stop Speedfit from making any money off it. It also seems like Joe Simpson isn’t doing his daughter any favors lately managing her career. Her last movie tanked, her last CD got a lukewarm reception, and now she may be heading back to TV again to promote her country CD.
Note by Celebitchy: This is not the first time she’s been sued for failing to endorse a product. In the spring of 2006, a clothing line sued Simpson to the tune of $100 million for breach of contract. She signed a multi-year contract to endorse a range of low-prices jeans and clothing that was named after her, but she never wore the clothing out as promised and she name-dropped another designer when she was asked about her favorite jean label.
Jessica Simpson is shown out with her personal trainer last year.
When you’re an up-and-coming band, the best way to get exposure is with the help of an established, successful artist. And that’s just what the Jonas Brothers have done.
The “Hold On” rockers have enjoyed the benefits of being on the sold out “Best of Both Worlds” tour with Hannah Montana actress Miley Cyrus. Guitarist Nick Jonas even described the experience as “living the dream.”
