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Nicole: Paris Who?
Posted: November 29th, 2008, 11:03am CST by TMZ Staff
Tags: paparazziphoto Kids nicolerichie Nicole Richie
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Kid Journo Establishes Contact with Somali Pirates [We Love Your Kids]
Posted: November 29th, 2008, 10:50am CST by Sheila
Tags: We Love Your Kids
It's hard for journalists to reach the roving band of Somali pirates that's been capturing booty on the high seas, even though they have a PR person. A frustrated BBC journalist who couldn't get through to them via telephone ("They usually picked up the phone but put it down again when I said I was from the BBC") gave in to her kid's nagging and let her call the pirates. The number was "under P for pirates" in her phone, naturally. The kid got through, and the conversation went well:
"Hello. Please can I talk to the pirates," said my daughter in her obviously childish voice.
I could hear someone replying and a bizarre conversation ensued which eventually ended when my daughter collapsed in giggles.
This was a breakthrough. Dialogue had been established.[BBC]
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The Evolution of The Wind in the Willows [We Hate Your Kids]
Posted: November 29th, 2008, 10:28am CST by Sheila
Tags: We hate Your Kids
The Wind in the Willows —featuring the adventures of Mr. Frog and Mole, among others—has been entertaining kids since 1908. Its cover has gone through countless iterations, none of them quite as irksome as the cover of the 100th anniversary Vintage Classics edition, which they allowed a kid to draw. He was the winner of the cover contest! "It took me about an hour and a half to paint, quite a long time," young Harry Jones told London's Times. But it's all scribbly. Here, compare to Wind in the Willows covers from over the years:
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Diddy Day Care
Posted: November 29th, 2008, 4:00am CST by TMZ Staff
Tags: paparazziphoto Kids Diddy
Filed under: Paparazzi Photo, Kids
Sean Combs took his adorable twin daughters, D'Lila Star and Jessie James, for a stroll in Miami.These little ladies will never have to do any manual labor -- like walking -- if they don't want to. See Also Diddy's Kids -- Chippendales...
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The Infuriating New Face Of Poverty [We Hate Your Kids]
Posted: November 26th, 2008, 5:04am CST by Ryan Tate
Tags: We hate Your Kids
At left is a picture the Times is running on A1 this morning, the day before Thanksgiving. It depicts a Florida mom showing off all the useless crap she was able to scrounge for daughter McKenna (!), like a fake plastic kitchen, thanks to a "noble sacrifice" this year: The mom will bravely go without this season's new designer jeans, according to the accompanying story. Notice that she seems to be nicely up-to-date with last season's pricey denim; that she is standing in a garage larger than many apartments; that it seems to be furnished with an operative extra refrigerator; and that discarded toys (from prior Christmases?) are plainly visible in plastic boxes in the background. This typifies sacrifice in America today? The coming depression is so going to eat the nation alive, and the world will laugh, because we deserve it.In America, reports the Times, mothers (JUST like this one!) are cutting back on their all-important clothes-shopping trips (down a whopping 18 percent, jeepers!) and using "online tools to organize meetings with other mothers to swap clothing, toys, video games and books. Others are buying DVDs and video games in bulk from warehouse stores like BJ’s Wholesale Club, then taking the sets apart to create multiple gifts."
Sounds intense. What do mothers spend their time frantically worrying about elsewhere? Buying that Doodle Pro or Mortal Kombat disk in time for Ramadan or whatever? Not quite:
Her friend rushed over to help her, struggling to wipe the liquid away, when she too was showered with acid. She covered her face, crying out for help as they sprayed her again, trying to aim the acid into her face. The weapon was a water bottle containing battery acid; the result was at least one girl blinded and two others permanently disfigured. Their only crime was attending school.
It was not an isolated incident. For women and girls across Afghanistan, conditions are worsening — and those women who dare to publicly oppose the traditional order now live in fear for their lives.
Well, we can't save the whole world, and we'll probably have that whole Afghanistan situation fixed up in another decade or two. What about closer to home? Let's check in with South Carolina:
Capers searches for jobs and money while she endures living apart from her children. Her children call crying and asking to come home, and they sleep on the floor because her grandmother doesn't have enough beds. Last week, her youngest son told her he missed her so much that she managed to scrounge enough bus money so he could spend a night with her at home.
Oh, that sounds bad. Wonder why that wasn't the Times' cover story of sacrifice. Must be one of those clichéd "topics or angles the Times has already addressed" about the South. Even closer to home?Say, in New England?
Sarah Gloudemans rarely has a slow day. In a typical eight-hour shift as a supervisor at Wendy's, she'll take customer orders, wrap sandwiches, make change and generally fix whatever needs fixing. After work, Sarah might do some grocery shopping or laundry before picking up her 2-year-old daughter, Alizah, at day care and driving to their home in downtown Concord.
Home, in their case, is a shelter.And it just gets even more horribly depressing from there. Really not the sort of thing to pump you up to stimulate our wretchedly dysfunctional economy this Black Friday by buying a bunch of useless junk with money you didn't save from sacrifices that don't hurt on credit cards you shouldn't have. So, really: Good call, Times.
(We are doomed, forever.)
(Thanks to tipster Megan for the pointers!)
(Photo: Charity Beck/Times)
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No Photos Of Young Entrepreneur Spring Break, Please [Rich Kids]
Posted: November 25th, 2008, 4:58pm CST by Pareene
Tags: rich Kids
Updated! So last weekend some rich kids went down in Cancun for something called the Summit Series (formerly known by the more assholeish moniker "the Young World Leaders Summit"). These entrepreneurs and executives networked or something, but clubbing and drinking aside they were obviously concerned about the dire state of the world. Specifically, they were concerned that clubbing and drinking in Cancun despite the dire state of the world might look bad! So they banned photographs during the "partying" bits of the event. A prankster told everyone he leaked a poolside photo to this very website and everyone got scared! But that turned out to be a joke. A happy ending! And so they all went cave-diving. The end. (Confidential to Caroline McCarthy and CNET editors: Gladwell's new self-help treatise is called Outliers. The Outsiders is an awesome S.E. Hinton book.) [CNET] Update: Hah, someone didn't like our use of that revealing boring photo!We grabbed that picture of a Summit Series participant engaging in tug-o-war while the world burned from the personal blog of Summit Series organizer Elliot Bisnow. It is so explosive and revealing that we promptly received a takedown notice from the photographer, James "L." Duggan. Sorry, James!
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Amy Poehler -- Baby Mama
Posted: November 25th, 2008, 11:45am CST by TMZ Staff
Tags: paparazziphoto Kids hotmamas Amy Poehler
Filed under: Paparazzi Photo, Kids, Hot Mamas
One month after giving birth to son Archie, Amy Poehler takes a stroll through the West Village with her little not-ready-for-prime time player. "Please don't leave 'SNL,' mommy. Please!" See Also Amy Poehler Pops -- Won't Make "SNL" ...
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Kingston Takes a Lickin'
Posted: November 24th, 2008, 12:16pm CST by TMZ Staff
Tags: paparazziphoto beauty Kids kingston
Filed under: Paparazzi Photo, Beauty, Kids
How could anyone ever get mad at a face like this?!Kingston James McGregor Rossdale put his adorable mug and tongue up against a glass door at his L.A. home on Sunday.It ain't easy being the cutest rock and roll celebuspawn in the world. See Also ...
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Joe Jonas really cares about the way he looks
Posted: November 21st, 2008, 5:23pm CST by SeriouslyOMGWTF
Tags: Disney Kids
(photo from WireImage)
Joe Jonas really cares about the way that he looks, that he dresses a mannequin in the clothes he plans on wearing the night beforehand according to Star Magazine.
An insider says Joe "is absolutely obsessed about what he wears and how it looks." So, every night he does a trial run with the next day's outfit, from head to toe.
"He even goes as far as putting his Ray-Bans on the fake Joe," says the source. "Joe's brothers think he's crazy, but planning his outfits on a mannequin saves him time in the morning!"
He needs a new mannequin because it really isn't helping his style. It might be better than his brothers, but that isn't saying much.
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Katie Teaches Suri About the World
Posted: November 20th, 2008, 11:40am CST by TMZ Staff
Tags: paparazziphoto lifestyle Kids tomandkatie Katie
Filed under: Paparazzi Photo, Life Style, Kids, Tom & Katie
"And then Xenu and his Galactic Confederacy came and dropped billions of people into volcanoes." See Also Suri's First Words ...
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Kingston's Terminal Temper Tantrum
Posted: November 20th, 2008, 11:11am CST by TMZ Staff
Tags: Kids Gwen Stefani
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Mama Wants a Fucking Medal [We Hate Your Kids]
Posted: November 18th, 2008, 3:36pm CST by Pareene
Tags: We hate Your Kids
Your Gmail sponsored link that will make you hate Democrats of the day: "Mama Voted For Obama." It's precisely the idiotic indoctrinating garbage you think it is, except for this awesome scene of cartoon Obama reenacting the My Pet Goat incident as, presumably, the nation burns. Good work, Mama. The terrorists won. [Little Democrats]
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Bridget Quarterbacks Her Brady Baby
Posted: November 13th, 2008, 11:48am CST by TMZ Staff
Tags: paparazziphoto Kids hotmamas Bridget Moynahan
Filed under: Paparazzi Photo, Kids, Hot Mamas
While Tom Brady nurses his injured knee, his baby mama, Bridget Moynahan, nurses their biological son.The 37-year-old gorgeous single mom and her adorable one-year-old son, John Edward, tackled the streets of the Pacific Palisades on Wednesday.The...
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Dave Grohl -- Secret of the Hidden Valley
Posted: November 12th, 2008, 9:20am CST by TMZ Staff
Tags: Kids Dave Grohl
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Britney & Jayden Do the Crocodile Rock
Posted: November 11th, 2008, 2:50pm CST by TMZ Staff
Tags: paparazziphoto Kids britneyspears Britney Spears
Filed under: Paparazzi Photo, Kids, Britney Spears
So your kid gets released from the hospital after ingesting something that didn't agree with him...so where do you take him next? Why, an alligator farm, silly!A day after picking up Jayden James from a Mississippi medical center, Britney took her...
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Mayim Bialik Blossoms Into Motherhood Again
Posted: November 10th, 2008, 2:24pm CST by TMZ Staff
Tags: paparazziphoto babywatch Kids hotmamas
Filed under: Paparazzi Photo, Baby Watch, Kids, Hot Mamas
What if you had a baby and nobody noticed?! Former child star Mayim Bialik has a three-year-old son and was due with her second child in the fall. While no one has reported if she had the baby yet, the 32-year-old turned up at an L.A. farmer's market...
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Larry and Dannielynn Slide Downhill
Posted: November 10th, 2008, 12:20pm CST by TMZ Staff
Tags: paparazziphoto Kids annanicolesmith Larry birkhead
Filed under: Paparazzi Photo, Kids, Anna Nicole Smith
Life's a playground for Larry Birkhead and Dannielynn.The 35-year-old daddy and his two-year-old celebuspawn bonded at an L.A. park this weekend.Anna Nicole Smith would have been 41 this month. See Also I'm a Pseudo-Celebrity, Get Me Outta...
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Jayden Ate Something Really Bad -- K-Fed MIA
Posted: November 10th, 2008, 12:07pm CST by TMZ Staff
Tags: Kids britneyspears nurse
Filed under: Kids, Britney Spears, Nurse!
Now we've gotten to the bottom of why Jayden James was rushed to the hospital yesterday.Sources tell TMZ he ingested something that didn't agree with him. We are told, contrary to several reports, it was NOT a seizure.We're told he'll probably be...
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Balthazar's Breakup -- The Dominos Effect
Posted: November 10th, 2008, 11:36am CST by TMZ Staff
Tags: paparazziphoto Kids Balthazar Getty
Filed under: Paparazzi Photo, Kids
He's gone from cavorting with half-naked Sienna Miller in Italy, to carrying a big pizza pie in L.A. with kids in tow. Balthazar Getty is now unencumbered -- except he's still married and very much financially on the hook. See Also Sienna Says...
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Pamela Anderson’s kids get teased at school about her sex tape
Posted: November 8th, 2008, 7:25am CST by JayBird
Tags: Kids
Being grown in Pamela Anderson’s womb has got to be a challenging thing. I don’t even want to know what’s going on in there. And then after what I’m guessing is a crazy nine months, you come out into the world and the first thing you see is Tommy Lee’s face. And then Pam’s. This is just in the first few minutes of your life, and you realize this shit is real and these are your parents. It’s going to be a bumpy ride.
If any two kids are going to have it rough, it’s Pam and Tommy’s two sons. And unfortunately the obvious has happened – they’re getting teased at school for their parents’ legendary sex tape.
Pamela Anderson says her wild past is starting to come back to haunt her and her children. The former Baywatch babe - who has two sons with ex-husband Tommy Lee - says her boys are being teased by their classmates over her colorful past and her sex tape shame with their father.
She says, “They’re starting to get to that age where they are defending mommy.
“Brandon was upset yesterday because some kids said some things at school. Kids can be so mean but I knew this would come.
“I just explained that we are good people and we’ve never done anything to hurt anyone. I just want them to enjoy school and enjoy life.
“They’ve seen a lot in their little lives but they’re great kids.”
[From Showbizspy via GossipRocks]
As easy as it is to make fun of Pam and Tommy, I feel really badly for their sons. Those kids haven’t done a thing wrong, but the teasing about the sex tape is just going to get worse the older they get. I’m sure there are perks to having rich and famous parents, but frankly I can’t imagine that any of those things would make up for the feelings I imagine a child would naturally have if they were mocked about their parents’ sex lives. I mean think of the shudders that overcome you when you imagine your own parents having sex. I had to stop and recover for a good five minutes after nearly falling ill just writing that sentence. But most of the time we can push those thoughts out of our minds – unless it’s on videotape for the whole school to see.
There’s certainly nothing Pam can do about the tape except make to have an open dialogue with her sons and be respectful and responsible towards their feelings. And never, ever keep a video camera in the house.
Here’ s Pamela with her unusual date while at London Fashion Week on September 18, 2008. I don’t get why her kids would be embarrassed by her. Images thanks to Bauer-Griffin.
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Suri's First Words
Posted: November 7th, 2008, 5:58pm CST by TMZ Staff
Tags: paparazziphoto Kids
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Daddy Day Care -- Rod Stewart Style
Posted: November 7th, 2008, 4:10pm CST by TMZ Staff
Tags: paparazziphoto wackyandweird Kids
Filed under: Paparazzi Photo, Wacky & Weird, Kids
For a man with seven kids from five different women, Rod Stewart sure has some peculiar parenting skills.The 63-year-old rocker used an umbrella to hold on to his almost three-year-old son Alastair in Venice on Thursday.Do ya think he's crazy? See...
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Suri Cruise: Rainmaker
Posted: November 6th, 2008, 4:00pm CST by TMZ Staff
Tags: paparazziphoto Kids tomandkatie Suri cruise
Filed under: Paparazzi Photo, Kids, Tom & Katie
With her mother following behind, adorable little Suri Cruise used her power of cuteness to shield herself from the rains in NYC on Wednesday.At least Katie Holmes is keeping Suri safe from some things. See Also Suri -- Steps Closer to Freedom ...
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Violet Affleck: Mommy's Little Girl
Posted: November 6th, 2008, 12:49pm CST by TMZ Staff
Tags: paparazziphoto Kids jennifergarner
Filed under: Paparazzi Photo, Kids, Jennifer Garner
Although it was daddy Ben Affleck who dropped her off at school on Wednesday, cute little Violet couldn't get enough of her mommy Jennifer Garner.While Violet looked a little sad, hopefully it wasn't because Ben was promising to show her one of his...
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Miley's Mom Puts the Moves on Justin Gaston
Posted: November 5th, 2008, 1:37pm CST by TMZ Staff
Tags: paparazziphoto Kids mileycyrus justin Gaston
Filed under: Paparazzi Photo, Kids, Miley Cyrus
Would you help your 15-year-old daughter's 20-year-old underwear model boyfriend move into his very own L.A. party pad?On Tuesday, Miley Cyrus' mom Tish did.Old Mother Cyrus must be taking a page from The Dina Lohan Guide to Parenting. See Also ...
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Britney's Kids Get Bee-listed
Posted: October 31st, 2008, 3:37pm CDT by TMZ Staff
Tags: paparazziphoto Kids britneyspears kevin federline
Filed under: Paparazzi Photo, Kids, Britney Spears
Dressed up like adorable bees for Halloween, Sean P. and Jayden J. got picked up from school by K-Fed on Friday.Sean and Jayden are being looked after by their father ... just like their mother. See Also Britney Patches Things Up with Her...
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Jacko's Kids: What's Halloween?
Posted: October 31st, 2008, 1:08pm CDT by TMZ Staff
Tags: paparazziphoto wackyandweird Kids michaeljackson Michael
Filed under: Paparazzi Photo, Wacky & Weird, Kids, Michael Jackson
Dressed in their everyday outfits, Michael Jackson's masked kids spent the afternoon at a bookstore yesterday, wondering why everyone was asking them, "And what are you supposed to be?"Prince Michael, Paris Michael and Blanket know wearing a costume...
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Zuma Nesta Rock Rossdale: Hey Baby!
Posted: October 29th, 2008, 5:18pm CDT by TMZ Staff
Tags: paparazziphoto Kids hotmamas zuma nesta
Filed under: Paparazzi Photo, Kids, Hot Mamas
Ladies and gentlemen, the heir to the Kingston James McGregor throne of cuteness finally has seen the light of day. Behold the first good shot of His Royal Highness Lunesta Zuma Nesta Rock Rossdale.Mama Stefani and two-month-old lil' Zuma Nesta were...
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New Rose Kennedy Schlossberg Photos Tell Shocking Tale Of Smoking, Drinking, Famous College Student [Kids Today]
Posted: October 29th, 2008, 2:36pm CDT by Richard
Tags: Kids Today
Two whole years have hurried their way by since last we saw "scandalous" images of Rose Kennedy Schlossberg, daughter of Caroline Kennedy and granddaughter of John Fitzgerald. Back in 2006, our former sister site Wonkette posted wine 'n hookah partaking photos of the then-18, Obama-supporting Harvard student (hello, past Pareene!) Now, in the still of the afternoon, someone has sent us more photos, from sources unknown! In which the heiress to the great mantle of the American Democratic Party gets jiggy in various poses! Some are dated from two years ago, others are not dated at all. Cobble together your own timeline, as we've gone against Luke Russert's wishes and posted a gallery after the jump.
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Britney Patches Things Up with Her Kids
Posted: October 24th, 2008, 9:14am CDT by TMZ Staff
Tags: paparazziphoto Kids britneyspears hotmamas Britney
Filed under: Paparazzi Photo, Kids, Britney Spears, Hot Mamas
Britney Spears spent some quality time at a pumpkin patch yesterday with her lil' pumpkins, Sean Preston and Jayden James.For Halloween, Britney is going as a healthy mother of two. See Also Britney Officially Not a Criminal ...
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Miley's BF Strikes a Pose
Posted: October 23rd, 2008, 12:40pm CDT by TMZ Staff
Tags: paparazziphoto Kids hotbodies mileycyrus justin
Filed under: Paparazzi Photo, Kids, Hot Bodies, Miley Cyrus
Miley Cyrus's God-fearing underwear model boyfriend doesn't need Annie Leibovitz to take racy pics.These photos show 20-year-old Justin Gaston partying shirtless, flipping the bird and wearing short-shorts at a party not too long ago in the Hollywood...
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Brooke Burke Uses Child as Pap Human Shield
Posted: October 13th, 2008, 4:38pm CDT by TMZ Staff
Tags: paparazziphoto Kids hotmamas brooke burke
Filed under: Paparazzi Photo, Kids, Hot Mamas
While out with one of her four adorable kids, Brooke Burke got camera shy and hid her face from the photogs this weekend. "Tell mommy when the cameras are gone, pookie." See Also Charvet Goes Off ...
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New Kids Fans Go Nucking Futs
Posted: October 12th, 2008, 10:30am CDT by TMZ Staff
Tags: wackyandweird hotvegas new Kids On
Filed under: Wacky & Weird, Hot Vegas
How did this possibly happen? Last night in Las Vegas, the New Kids arrived at LAX Nightclub to the kind of crowd that used to go bonkers for 'em 20 years ago. Repeat. 20 years ago.A quote from our guy in Vegas: "In all my years in Vegas, I've never...
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'Eco-Kids' Save The Earth By Annoying You [We Hate Your Kids]
Posted: October 10th, 2008, 12:19pm CDT by Hamilton Nolan
Tags: We hate Your Kids
Oh, good: at the same time that parents nationwide find that their savings have evaporated, their children are becoming increasingly strident about harassing them to buy solar panels, hybrid cars, and organic produce. Not only that, but apparently our tax dollars are funding public schools that turn out an army of little Green giants ready to scream over watered lawns and plastic bags. You can almost see their parents smiling tightly through gritted teeth: "That's...good, very good." But as soon as a reporter calls, the adults are ready with an entire litany of annoying complaints:“They’re on my case about getting a hybrid car. They want me to replace all the light bulbs in the house with energy-saving bulbs.”
Do they have jobs?
In Clinton Hill, Brooklyn, Jan Schmidt, a stay-at-home mother, and Mark Goetz, a professor of furniture design, have watched, amazed, as their 4-year-old son chastises them for letting the water run while they brush their teeth. “He’ll come over and turn it off and say, ‘Every day is Earth Day,’ ” Ms. Schmidt said. “He learned it at school.”
Ha, I bet she said that happily.
“They’ll say, ‘Mom, I thought we weren’t supposed to use plastic bags,’ ” she said.
Douglas and Alison Distefano, of Rumson, N.J., who have two children, dubbed their fifth grader, Olivia, “the recycling militant general.”
That's nice, sweetie.
Paul Wyckoff, a writer in Hunterdon County, N.J., said his 15-year-old son, Will, yells at him for “leaving the car idling for a few seconds in the driveway.” He has even taken to turning off nightlights to save energy.
“My philosophy is get the big stuff,” Mr. Wyckoff said. “I think he takes it too far. But I’m proud of him. I think he’ll moderate with age.”
Kids: shut up. You're turning your parents into Republicans. [NYT]
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$14 Million Twin Spotted
Posted: October 9th, 2008, 11:57am CDT by TMZ Staff
Tags: paparazziphoto Kids bradandangelina flyme brangelina
Filed under: Paparazzi Photo, Kids, Brad & Angelina, Fly Me
After their whirlwind tour of Berlin, NYC and New Orleans, Brad and Angelina arrived back in their adopted homeland of France and showed off one of the newest members of their adorable clan on Wednesday.This pic of Knox Leon or Vivienne Marcheline...
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A Playdate for Kingston and Cruz
Posted: October 9th, 2008, 9:19am CDT by X17Online
Tags: Celebrity Kids
While their famous Moms were nowhere to be seen, we found Kingston Rossdale and Cruz Beckham hanging out at the Park in Beverly Hills. That's Cruz with the red helmet on, and that's Kingston-- without his shirt again. You probably already know that Kingston's Mom and Dad are Gwen Stefani and Gavin Rossdale. Cruz is David and Victoria Beckham's youngest son.
These guys are sure going to be a couple of heartbreakers in a few years!
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They're Not Cambodian -- They're Just Adopted
Posted: October 7th, 2008, 11:38am CDT by TMZ Staff
Tags: Kids photogalleries
Filed under: Kids, Photo Galleries
What do these stars all have in common? Hint: Think Pax and Maddox ......
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Victoria Beckham outfoxes all the other moms at the mall
Posted: October 5th, 2008, 3:30pm CDT by JayBird
Tags: Kids
I imagine that some unacknowledged rivalry exists between all the celebrity moms. There are competitions like, “who can wear the skankiest cougar heels to Whole Foods?” and “Who can look sexiest at the pumpkin patch?” And if any version of these competitions really does exist, then Victoria Beckham definitely won this weekend’s showdown, titled, “Who can look trampiest at the Build-A-Bear Workshop?”
The fashionista has once again defied gravity, this time on a shopping trip with her sons. The metallic platforms seemed innocent enough, but on closer inspection, Victoria made making her way through the shopping mall in a pair of dangerously thread-thin stilettos.
Unsurprisingly though, the ultra-skinny Spice Girl, who claims to be unable to concentrate in flat shoes, kept her balance. Perhaps it was the oversized handbag - and holding Cruz’s hand - that helped keep her steady.
And whereas most mums would be content to enter a toy store in a pair of jeans and trainers, the 34-year-old opted for a thigh-skimming bright orange shift dress and sunglasses for the Build-A-Bear workshop with sons Brooklyn, 9, Romeo, 6, Cruz, 3.
Clearly unable to walk up any stairs, the fashion designer wisely chose to use the lift instead but appeared to have some trouble fitting in with her large entourage and shopping bags.
[From the Daily Mail]
I’m genuinely surprised she didn’t topple over and smush Cruz in those shoes. Not that having 60 pounds of Spice Girl fall on you would probably hurt a kid much, even from the magnificent height those shoes provide.
I checked on Build-A-Bear’s website to see if they have any Spice Girls bears, and sadly they do not. The closest thing they have is a Hannah Montana bear – which is almost as awesome. In fact I started writing this article thinking I’d somehow mildly tease Posh for being dressed so… well however you want to put it – yet going to Build-A-Bear with her kids. But I got so distracted by the awesomeness of the Pumpkin Fun Kitty that I don’t even care in anymore.
Clearly Posh was on her way to do something else (strip club maybe?) and was lured in by the intriguing idea of stuffing her own Trekkin Turtle and all other plans for the day came to a screeching halt. Or the Pawsome Panda. I don’t care what kind of whorish outfit you’re wearing, if you’re smart and you’ve got cash, you drop everything for a panda.
Here’s the Beckham family at Westwood Pavilion yesterday. Images thanks to Fame.
Gawker
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Fire Peaches Geldof [It Kids]
Posted: October 3rd, 2008, 11:37am CDT by Sheila
Tags: it Kids
Peaches Honeyblossom Michelle Charlotte Angel Vanessa Gedolf (her real name), NYC's latest teen-celebrity cokehead, is not doing so well in her glamorous media job. Imported from Britain, she's attending NYU (Olsen-twin style), and living in Williamsburg with her new musician husband. She "works" for It mag Nylon sometimes, but right now she's annoying MTV. She's Just Like Us: she's a pain in the ass at work and her bosses dislike her:"MTV bosses have slammed the 19-year-old after collaborating with her on a new documentary in which she attempts to edit a magazine.
A senior executive was forced to heavily-edit the one-off programme after running the content by the production company’s co-founder - Bob Geldof... Heather Jones, MTV’s UK managing director for content and creativity, said no amount of editing could portray Peaches in a positive light."Geldof's a bit like Helen of Troy: when she was, like, sixteen, Brit heroin-rocker Pete Doherty said that due to her pinching his ass before going on stage, he performed rather poorly at the Live 8 concert. With that in mind, who knows how much havoc she'll wreak in media. She must be fired before it's too late.
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Mommy & Me: More Beautiful Than You
Posted: October 2nd, 2008, 12:22pm CDT by TMZ Staff
Tags: paparazziphoto beauty Kids bradandangelina Angelina
Filed under: Paparazzi Photo, Beauty, Kids, Brad & Angelina
Momgelina Jolie arrived in New York on Wednesday holding the only female more gorgeous than herself -- two-year-old daughter Shiloh Nouvel. Look at that face! Being this cute is even more ridiculous than having Sarah Palin as a running mate. See...
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Jamie Oliver wants a boy so bad he had sex while wearing a frozen diaper
Posted: October 1st, 2008, 4:16pm CDT by Ceilidh
Tags: Kids
Jools Oliver on 9/22/08 with her daughters. Credit: WENN
British television chef Jamie Oliver and his wife, Jools, happily announced recently that they were expecting their third child. Jamie and Jools have two daughters, Poppy Honey, 6, and Daisy Boo, 5, and have been trying for a few years to have a third. Jools suffers from polycystic ovary syndrome and had to use IVF to conceive the couple’s first child. Daisy was conceived naturally, but Jools used fertility drug Clomid to conceive the newest one. And Jamie has made no secret that deep down, he wants a boy and will evidently go to great lengths to have one.Jamie confessed that he wore a frozen nappy (diaper) to boost their chances of having a boy. Jamie said he’d heard that temperature could improve his and Jools’ chances of conceiving a boy.
He said: “I don’t know what sex it is yet. I know a lot of people say I keep talking about having a boy.
“And, well if I had a choice then it would be a boy - but I want to just make it clear that I’m happy whatever the big man gives me, as long as it’s healthy.”
He added: “I’ve tried quite a few things, I found out from a specialist that it’s about temperature, temperature of the balls.
“So what I did is I bought an adult nappy, soaked it in water, froze it, cut a hole for the c**k and we made love.”
It seems that Jamie probably didn’t intend to make this confession as he added on TV show Friday Night with Jonathan Ross: “I actually didn’t plan on having this conversation Jonathan.”
[From Babyrazzi]
Jamie Oliver speaking with Jonathan Ross… that would be an interesting interview.
Jamie was said to be looking into adoption if they didn’t have a boy this time, but Jamie says that while he doesn’t rule it out, there are no immediate plans. But the couple does admire the Jolie-Pitts and their family.
He said: ‘I did say I think it’s an incredible thing for people to do. I wouldn’t rule it out but I am not in talks or anything.’
The British kitchen guru started the rumour mill running this week by admiring Brad Pitt and Angelina Jolie’s brood of adopted children.
Jamie, who has cooked for Jolie and Pitt, said: ‘If I can’t produce a boy I will have to adopt one. I would consider it.
‘Adoption is such a selfless act and they have a lovely family environment. It’s humbling and beautiful to see.
‘Jools would like to have another child but there are so many vulnerable orphans out there. Jools and I need to sit down and have a very serious conversation about it.’
[From Daily Mail]
Jamie and Jools have been together a long time, they met when they were 15 and have been married for eight years, and they want a big family. I wouldn’t be surprised, with the fertility issues they have, if we don’t hear about them adopting in the next couple years. Rumors fly about the state of their