Don't you love crazy people???
Diff'rent Strokes alum Gary Coleman has married some loser by the name of Shannon Price.
He's 40. She's 22.
It gets better!
The pair have only known each other just over FIVE MONTHS.
And it gets even better still!!!!
Gary tells Inside Edition that this is his first-time-ever romantic relationship.
"I never got the opportunity to be romantic or feel romantic with anyone," he says. "I wasn't saving myself, she just happened to be the one."
Bless his little, sex-deprived heart!
The couple's nuptials happened, "on a mountaintop," according to Coleman. "Nobody was around but the minister, preacher, the videographers, the photographer, the helicopter pilot and us. That was all that was there. There was nobody else.”
As for the 18 years between them, "I don't have issues with age, I have issues with intelligence," says Coleman. "She's more intelligent than I am, and that's what matters to me."
Price handles the sale of Coleman's memorabilia on e-Bay, and says that when she met him on the set of the movie Church Ball she wasn't aware of his fame.
"I didn't grow up with Diff'rent Strokes," she tells Inside Edition. "I actually didn't like watching TV when I was younger."
We expect them to be divorced within three months.
Why????
"We may go a week and not speak to each other," he says, while she claims, "He lets his anger conquer him sometimes. … He throws things around, and sometimes he throws it in my direction."
She adds, "I don't like the violence."
This is a reality TV show waiting to happen!
