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In an e-mail to X17online, Michael Lohan apologizes (
again) for making cruel remarks about Lindsay's girlfriend Samantha Ronson, and he even threw in his two cents about Joe Francis.
Michael writes:
First of all, I apologized because I was led to believe things said about Samantha, by someone very close to Lindsay and myself. I should not have believed that person, and I acted out of concern, without thinking first. Sometimes we follow our hearts without reasoning first. But then again, the heart has reason even reason doesn [sic] not know! Neverthe less [sic], it was inappropriate.
As for Joe Francis, .. He is a good guy and he really cares about Lindsay. Sure he made his money with Girls Gone Wild, but that's his decision. He has never done anything to me or my family for me to think otherwise, so judging him is not up to me. The Joe Francis I know doesn't lie or BS. He is REAL! Unlike most of the other people who have crossed my path !
As you may recall, both Samantha and Lindsay
recently criticized the
Girls Gone Wild founder after he called Sam a "wretched woman" in a radio interview last week. So if Linds and Sam aren't on the
Girls Gone Wild bus, and Michael seems to like Joe, how do you think Lindsay feels about her father's latest e-mail?
What do you think??
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Ahh, here we go again. Michael Lohan has finally responded to daughter Lindsay's latest rant to the
New York Post. After Michael e-mailed X17online and
took a swipe at Samantha calling her "hideous" and "disgusting," Lindsay
bitch slapped him back with an e-mail to the
Post writing that he "obviously needs to be on medication." This morning, the
Post reported that Lindsay had taken out a
restraining order against Michael, as she found him to be "scary" and "dangerous." So what does Michael Lohan have to say about all of this? Sit down, grab a bag of chips and enjoy.
"BEING THAT THIS STATEMENT WAS MOST LIKELY, made by Lindsay's pubicist [sic], Leslie Sloane, I , as should everyone, take it with a grain of salt since and realize that what Leslie says is laced with lies. tell me, do picutres [sic] lie? Are all the eye witness accounts, the text message and the recordings I have false? Just look at the most recent reports of Lindsay and Samantha in In Touch, The Star and even as late as last night (Sept 25th) in LA. Mind you, this was after the articles in Page Six! So tell me, who is out of control? Who is on and needs medication? And who needs retraining [sic] orders from who? If anyone, Lindsay needs restraining orders from Samantha, the people enabling her and leading her down this dark path who are destoying [sic] her life , her career and causing her harm. I was in LA for 2 weeks and never even tried to see Lindsay other than to call her lawyer and send her "positive words" of advice.If anyone needs to be concerned , it's me! The comments made by Lindsay's advisors are ridiculous. But mark my words, things will NOT get better for Lindsay until she rids herself of the people around her who have come back in her life, since her release from Cirque Lodge. People need to stop sucking up to her to stay on her good side, and do what's right for her well being, NOT their own.Until then, I am going to sit back and let GOD do His work."
What's next?
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Seems Lilo's loosening up about her relationship with Sam -- admitting their love that dare not speak its name to a
radio station this morning and now, the two are half-way to
something during Lindsay's sexy photo shoot yesterday!

But here's the real news, y'all. You remember how Lindsay's dad Michael was upset that
Linds didn't go to his father's memorial service after his death last month? Well he's offering his daughter one more chance to get back in his good graces -- he's telling her she better show up for the scattering of her grandfather's ashes this weekend -- OR ELSE!
What will Lindsay do?
Linds' legs are looking so good, she makes even ME want to expand my horizons a bit :)
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Posted: September 19th, 2008, 6:58pm CDT
Enjoying an evening out on the town, Michael Lohan and Erin Muller were in attendance at the Jamie Jo album release party held at the Beverly Hills Hotel last night (September 18).
And there’s big news for the couple, as Michael, 48, has confirmed that he and his 33-year-old lady are engaged to be married!
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X17 caught the usually
effusive Michael Lohan on Roberston Blvd. over the weekend.
But this time, he's not trying to cause any trouble. When asked about Lindsay's relationship with Sam, this time, all he said was:
"It is what it is, that's up to Lindsay what she does with her life. I just want her to be happy, that's it."
I think we ALL do, right?
Lindz and her dad have fought before...think they'll ever reconcile?
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Thank God we left Los Angeles for New York City, where we're at for a week, just as he got into town!
Lindsay Lohan's fame-whoring father, Michael, is in LaLaLand.
What's one of the first things he does upon his arrival???
He goes for a stroll down Robertson Blvd., where he knew the paparazzi would be awaiting him - or whatever Z lister walked down the street.
So desperate!
[Image via WENN.]
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Michael Lohan blabbed that he’s planning a defamation suit against a woman who claims he’s the father of her 13 year-old girl daughter. He said that if he’s not the father he’ll sue her for libel and defamation. He initially said he was the girls father, admitting that he was separated from his wife Dina and had a relationship with her mother around the time the girl was conceived. Then he changed his tune, questioning the mother’s motives and saying he would make her pay if he wasn’t the father.
Since that lawsuit isn’t likely to pan out for him he has another strategy - he’s trying to sell the results of his paternity test to a major tabloid media outlet. If it turns out he’s not the father, it will cost them $10,000. If he’s the father, he wants $20,000 and and on top of that he’s going to sell the exclusive rights to the photos of his first meeting with the girl. It sounds to me like he already knows how those DNA results are going to turn out.
This is in direct contrast to Michael Lohan’s earlier statements to the NY Post that he had “nothing to say” to the mother of the girl and didn’t want her to meet his other daughters. He’s going to have to say something to the mom if he wants to set up the money shots of his first touching meeting with his long lost daughter:
He says, “Even if the test is positive, I have nothing to say to her [the girls’ mother] because of the way she handled this. How can someone say I have another child when no testing has been done? Why did she wait so long? Is it because she wants money? Or is it because she wants to claim that Ashley is my children’s sister? She said she wants her daughter to have a relationship with my kids - especially Lindsay and Ali - and that’s pretty sick. I will never force my children to meet with Ashley.”
[From Starpulse]
The woman says that Michael must be the father because she was having an affair with him around the time the girl was conceived and paternity tests have ruled out her ex husband. Many of you have pointed out that the girl looks a hell of a lot like him and shares the same eye shape and smile.
As JayBird explained in our earlier story on this, the girl is only going to suffer even if her mom is doing this to somehow further the young teen’s career. She’s already saddled with Michael Lohan as a dad, and he’s going to use her for a photo op and then ditch all responsibility. He sure was nice enough to this woman and her daughter when they wrote him letters while he was in jail. Maybe he needs the money and figures it’s worth it to contest paternity if he can make a few bucks out of it. What does it matter if he’s breaking a 13 year-old girl’s heart?
The information about Michael Lohan selling his paternity test is from TMZ TV via Redlasso. Video is below.
Michael Lohan is shown at the NY Rescue Mission on 11/19/07. He’s supposed to work as a counselor at a Christian Drug rehab for teens and to have found God in prison. Doesn’t it seem hypocritical that he’s bad mouthing this woman and her daughter on one hand and trying to profit from the relationship on the other?
Photo Credit: Michael Carpenter for WENN
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Posted: July 1st, 2008, 1:54pm CDT
Right about now, Lindsay Lohan is thanking her lucky stars for her latest acting gig, a movie called “Labor Pains.” And the crimson-haired cutie was spotted hard at work on the set yesterday (June 30).
Apparently LiLo’s character has an extremely well-stocked closet, judging from the plethora of different outfits she’s been donning throughout the duration of her shooting schedule.
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The woman who allegedly had an out of wedlock child with Michael Lohan while he was still married to Dina is speaking out.
And, she's calling Michael a liar!
Says Kristi Kaufmann, "I just want to make sure the truth comes out," Kristi, 44, said from her home in Florence, Mont. "Michael is already out there spreading lies."
Kristi says she had a years-long affair with Michael, which started while he was briefly separated from Lindsay's mom Dina.
It continued even after the couple got back together.
Kristi is a whore!
"He met me in Houston and we met again in New York," she says.
Kristi says she always suspected that her ex-husband was not the father of her now 13-year-old daughter Ashley, and in 2005 she took a paternity test that proved it.
"The only other person I had slept with was Michael," she says. "My daughter has a right to know who her father is — and it's Michael."
Oh, honey, you're such a fool.
Your daughter would be so much better off WITHOUT Michael Lohan in her life.
It's not like he even has a lot of money!
[Image via WENN.]
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Posted: June 27th, 2008, 3:03pm CDT
One of the coolest things about shooting a movie is getting to wear a bunch of amazing clothes! And yesterday, Lindsay Lohan was spotted showing off a ton of fabulous looks.
The “Mean Girls” hottie has been hard at work as of late on her new film “Labor Pains” about an administrative assistant who fakes a pregnancy to avoid getting fired. And it seems her character is quite the clotheshorse.
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Filed under: Baby Watch, Lindsay Lohan
TMZ.com: Now we may know why Michael Lohan was hanging around Lindsay Lohan's set yesterday -- to butter her up before today's bombshell dropped about her so-called mystery sis!Michael wasn't too happy to talk about his possible bastard daughter from an...
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Posted: June 3rd, 2008, 7:25pm CDT
Just when we thought everything in the Lohan clan was settling down, Dina and Michael have returned to a Long Island courtroom today to battle over custody arrangements.
While LiLo (21) and her 19-year-old brother Michael Jr. are excluded from the situation due to their age, Daddy Lohan has filed a complaint that his ex-wife hasn’t been keeping up her end of the visitation bargain with 14-year-old Ali and 11-year-old Dakota.
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Posted: May 28th, 2008, 8:29am CDT

If you thought for one second that Dina Lohan would be getting more publicity than her ex-husband because she now has a reality series on the air, you would be sorely mistaken. First of all, he's spilling each and every thought in his crazy head to OK! magazine ensuring maximum coverage. And now, Michael Lohan, whose divorce from Dina was finalized in August 2007 after over a year of squabbling, is reportedly planning to get remarried.
Allegedly, vocal Mr. Lohan showed up to Kim Kardashian's Hamptons party with a blonde on his arm. The Dina Lohan clone is Erin Muller and Michael introduced her to a paparazzo as "Lindsay's future step-mom." Damn Kim. Michael Lohan can get into your parties? That's sad.
These are some dated pictures, but perhaps Michael was showing his lady the kind of diamonds he'd be able to afford once he sold out his family for a primo deal with OK! Magazine.




Photos: Flynet Online

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It doesn’t exactly come as a big surprise that Lindsay Lohan’s reconciliation with her nutball father Michael didn’t last long. Even with the overabundance of issues Lindsay has, her father’s always worse. This past Wednesday Michael blabbed to anyone that would listen saying that Lindsay was going on a mission with his church. Lohan’s PR rep quickly denied the story – not that Michael had said it, but that Lindsay was going. Lindsay’s finally had enough, and told Billy Bush this morning that she is sick of her dad making things up and talking to the press.
“I just wish that he wouldn’t go and talk to the media,” she said Friday on radio’s The Billy Bush Show. “It’s not attractive to me, it really upsets me and I wish he would stop. … I love my father. I just don’t know why he’s doing what he’s doing. It’s a weird situation, very odd.”
[From People]
Michael, being a grownup and a good parent, immediately phoned Ben Widdicombe at the New York Daily News to fire back. And it’s pretty clear that Lindsay never said she’d go on a mission – just that Michael thinks she should.
Michael Lohan has come out swinging against his daughter Lindsay’s management. On Wednesday we told you that Michael had spoken about doing missionary work in India with Lindsay, although her rep had denied she planned to make such a trip. This annoyed the heck out of Dad.
“I think we can all see that her present so-called friends and management have her focused on the wrong projects and things,” he told me. “If Lindsay would just listen to me and follow my guidance, like she did when her life was on the right path, and before the people you see now that are in her life, I guarantee that her life would straighten out and she’d be back to being the gifted actress everyone knew and loved.”
[From the New York Daily News]
Michael seems to have a real problem with the fact that he can’t control his daughter’s life anymore. And he seems to think that he can force her to do things by telling the media about it. Lindsay is an adult, and as messed-up as she sometimes seems, it’s also pretty clear that she’s better off without either of her crazy parents. Some parents have a real problem accepting that they can no longer control their children as adults. Michael is resorting to classic desperate manipulation – he’s just doing it via the press.
Rarely do I support Lindsay Lohan, but in this case I hope she tells her dad to take a flying leap. His whole “born again” Christian routine is so see through. Everyone can tell he’s just doing it for show and to get attention. If he weren’t, we wouldn’t know so much about every detail of his life and his so-called “spirituality.” If making an ass out of yourself and trying to profit off your daughter’s issues were a religion, Michael Lohan would be the Pope.
Here’s Lindsay Lohan and Samantha Ronson having a laugh- and Lindsay holding a suspicious bottle - as they get in a car after leaving Foxtail restaurant on Thursday. Images thanks to WENN.



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Did he fire his publicist????
When news broke that Michael Lohan was reopening his divorce/custody battle with ex-wife Dina, we expected him to be blabbing to everyone and your high school newspaper.
Bizarrely, the ex-con has remained relatively mum.
Until now!
Click here to watch M. Lo's interview with CNN's Showbiz Tonight.
More, Michael. Give us more! You're a superstar!
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Lindsay Lohan’s father sure must love living in his little fantasy world. The crazy stories he tells about his awesome family often make you wonder who he’s really talking about. Whenever he rambles on about the wonderful things eldest child Lindsay is going to do (that never come to fruition) you can’t help but worry he’s been hit over the head with a brick or something.
According to Michael Lohan – who’s one of those types that seems to think that saying something makes it true – Lindsay is going on a mission. No, not like a mission to find a great pair of boots. An old school, Christian mission. Michael claims that Lindsay has signed up with Times Square Church Missions, and will be shipping out with him in February for the good of others.
Lindsay Lohan may soon be volunteering her time — and it’s not part of her parole. According to Lindsay’s dad, the recovering party girl has signed up to do missionary work with Times Square Church Missions. “She has made it clear she definitely wants to come along,” Michael Lohan tells In Touch of their plans. “Our trip next February encompasses the issue of child sexual slavery in India. We also deal with helping AIDS victims.” Michael, an ex-con-turned-youth minister, says that Lindsay, 21, is also considering other international missions. “Lindsay’s very spiritual. She has a wonderful heart, loves people and is very charitable,” Michael tells In Touch.
[From In Touch]
First off, I want to say that sounds like an amazing mission. I would love to do something like that. But there’s no chance in hell Lindsay Lohan is getting off her pretty little ass to do something good for someone else – especially when it involves that much effort.
Come on – it’s 10 months away. I’d agree to do just about anything if it seemed that far away. Run a marathon? Alright. Move to New Zealand? Okay. Tame a wild bear? Fine, no problem. Because it’s so far off, you know it’s never going to happen. Just today I agreed to go jogging with my roommate early every morning when her job ends next month. Is this ever going to happen? No. But you think it’s a cool idea at the time, and you know it’s something you should do. But if the same question were posed but it had to happen right now, you’d give a totally different answer. I give my word in this very public forum: if Lindsay Lohan goes on a charitable mission, I WILL tame a wild bear.
Update: Lindsay’s rep has denied that she’s going on any mission trip. I can’t help but wonder if she’s denying that Lindsay ever agreed to it, or that Michael ever said it. Something tells me that due to Michael’s penchant for publicity, he still said it.
LINDSAY LOHAN has laughed off her father MICHAEL’s claims she is planning to work as a missionary in India. Born again-Christian Michael told a U.S. tabloid the star was eager to join him on a trip to the country next February (09) with New York’s Times Square Church Missions. But Lohan Jr. has shot down the claims, with her representative telling the New York Daily News, “Per Lindsay, this isn’t true.”
[From Hollywood.tv]

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Posted: April 14th, 2008, 1:59pm CDT

Michael Lohan is telling anyone who will listen that he is planning on reopening his divorce case with his ex-wife. He feels that he was shortchanged the first time around by Dina, telling the New York Daily News, "I gave her the family house, all the furniture and the $200,000 she owed me just so that I could see my kids and have a relationship with them."
Now, he's crying foul, saying that Dina has done little to encourage a relationship between his children and their grandparents, his parents. He's also saying that she stole the idea for her E! reality show from him. "It's the exact same show I pitched," he stated. "She even used my title."
I feel like Michael is less a father and more like an embedded reporter in the Family Lohan camp. This family gives press releases like most people fart. And they're never the silent, but deadly kind--always loud and juicy.

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Well the Lohan family is back to not getting along, slamming each other in the press, and the traditional suing of former partners. Just like a family should be. For a little while, the crazy bunch seemed to have made some sort of amends with each other. Lindsay’s dad Michael visited her in rehab and supposedly the two reconciled. From then on, Michael – a born-again Christian, ex-con, and rehab counselor – and Dina stopped slamming each other quite so hard in the press. Michael said he was excited for Dina’s new, presumably crap reality show on E! “Living Lohan.”
Now everyone’s back to fighting again, all because Lindsay - and her siblings - haven’t bothered to see their injured grandmother since she got in a serious car accident on Easter.
“I gave her [Dina Lohan] the family house, all the furniture and the $200,000 she owed me just so that I could see my kids and have a relationship with them,” Lohan told The News. “But after I gave her everything she wanted, she made it hard as hell for me to see my children. Even though my father is dying and my mother was in a car accident on Easter, my parents still haven’t seen my children.
“[Dina] told me, ‘It’s up to the kids if they want to see their grandparents.’ But she’s made no effort to put them in touch or make this happen. That is the bottom line. My mother, Marilyn Lohan, was medevacked by helicopter to the hospital on Easter Sunday after hitting a telephone poll and tree. Thank God, she’s okay, but the car was totaled. Every window blew out.
“My father went into heart failure again yesterday - and yet not one of the kids has seen him.” Michael says he’s also suing his ex over her upcoming reality show, “Living Lohan,” slotted to air this summer on the E! channel. “It’s the exact same show I pitched. She even used my title.” The born-again Christian, who works as a rehab counselor on Long Island, concludes:”I would never get back together with her. She’s bent on an evil path.”
[From The Daily News]
Dina Lohan bent on an evil path? Orange Oprah? No way. That woman has nothing but her children’s best interests at heart. Wow, I laughed so hard typing that I thought I was going to knock the computer over. It seems like the worse her parents get, the more Lindsay drinks and shoots and snorts. And unfortunately for Michael Lohan, Dina can’t make Lindsay see her grandma, as she’s no longer a minor.
After Dina started blabbing to the press about her “Living Lohan” show, Michael – seemingly jealous of the attention – started blabbing to the press about just how happy he was for Dina and younger daughter Ali, who will also star in the show. He told everyone just how much he was filled with positive, loving, happy thoughts for them. Now it’s back to lawsuits. Something tells me season two of “Living Lohan” will involve all three Lohan children sharing a room at a rehab facility.
Here’s Lindsay Lohan and Samantha Ronson having a laugh- and Lindsay holding a suspicious bottle - as they get in a car after leaving Foxtail restaurant on Thursday. Images thanks to WENN.



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Posted: March 7th, 2008, 2:37pm CST
She’s been in career limbo ever since her multiple breakdowns last year. But from the chatter around town, it sounds like Lindsay Lohan is ready to get back on the horse.
The crimson-haired hottie was spotted last night at a reception for a photography exhibit at Atelier benefiting the American Red Cross. And she was looking as healthy and happy as ever.
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Lindsay Lohan’s dad Micheal never hesitates to get all preachy or to talk about his famous daughter if it will get him some press. He found God while in jail for multiple charges including assault and drunk driving. In March, 2007 he got out after less than two years served out of a four year sentence and was anxious to re-connect with his daughter and remain in the public eye. He now works for a spiritual-based rehab clinic and even got ordained as a minister. Good for him for turning his life around and all, but he’s got the same fame whore bug as his ex-wife and two daughters and can’t shut up.
Michael Lohan said recently that he worries for Lindsay because she’s taking the same prescription medications that killed Heath Ledger. And as for his ex-wife’s new reality show in which his other kids star, he said that Lindsay won’t be doing the show, because she’s “a silver screen star,” and an “actress” and that “I don’t think the reality genre is a place for her.”
Back in January, Lindsay’s dad said he was looking for the dealers who sold her the drugs that made her go to rehab, and said “God is going to get even with this guy. He’s destroyed a lot of lives.”
How interesting to learn that Lindsay’s God-fearing dad was enjoying the company of some strippers along with a bunch of his buddies:
Michael Lohan - newly ordained as a minister and actually running a rehab facility these days - made a… pilgrimage to Manhattan strip emporium Rick’s Cabaret, where he flashed a big wad o’ cash and treated two buddies to a sizzling string of in-your-face lap dances! My Spywitness reports Preacher Lohan didn’t drink booze with his pals or order private dances, but he sneaked peeks at the action - and spent nearly an hour lost in conversation with a hot brunette dancer - salvaging her soul, no doubt.
[From The National Enquirer, print edition, Mike Walker’s column, March 17, 2008]
I’m no expert on religion, but don’t they generally preach against strip clubs and all the debauchery that goes along with paying women to get naked for you? Maybe Michael Lohan was there on a mission to save some strippers from their wanton lives, picking up a girlfriend or two in the process.
Michael Lohan is shown at the premiere of “High School Confidential” on Wednesday. Header image via D-Listed.
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Lindsay Lohan talked about Heath Ledger in the New Yorker magazine interview that accompanies her topless tribute to Marilyn Monroe. We covered this story earlier today, but here’s a recap: Lohan called Marilyn’s suicide tragic and then said “You know, it’s also tragic what just recently happened to someone else.” When the journalist said Heath’s name she shook her head yes and “hey are both prime examples of what this industry can do to someone… But I sure as hell wouldn’t let it happen to me.”
Despite the fact that Lohan annoys the hell out of me, I hope she moves to somewhere far away without paparazzi or tanning spray facilities and stops spending money so she can live adequitely (spelling deliberate) outside of the spotlight. I certainly wouldn’t want her to meet a tragic end unless it involves personal bankruptcy and not death. Her father says that the latter is a possibility, considering that she is now, or has at some time, taken many of the same prescription drugs as Heath Ledger was went he died. It sounds like their whole family has the same inflated sense of self importance as their orange daughter:
When Heath died, he was taking some of the same medications that Lindsay Lohan has been prescribed, says her dad, Michael Lohan. “Even before Heath’s death, I told Lindsay that I’m very concerned about the pills she’s taking. Doctors had Lindsay on Oxycontin when she broke her wrist. They also had her on Adderall for ADD, Xanax for depression and anxiety and Ambien for insomnia. Although Lindsay, 21, has told Michael, “Don’t worry, Dad, I’m okay,” he believes that doctors are overmedicating young stars. “I’m not only fearful for Lindsay, but for all the other kids out there… Most of these young people shouldn’t be on some of these medications - instead, they should get spiritual guidance, counseling and exercise. These new drugs get into their bones and bloodstreams and they have to detox to get off them or they can have seizures or possibly die.”
[From In Touch, print edition, February 25, 2008]
Leave it to Michael Lohan to make Heath Ledger’s death about his daughter. At least he has some experience in the field, now that he’s working at a faith-based rehab. He also kept the proselytizing to a minimum, you have to give him credit for just saying “spiritual guidance” instead of name-dropping God and/or His Only Son.
I was confused about the “drugs get into their bones” comment, and asked my husband about it. He’s a scientist and works in the pharmaceutical industry and he told me that drugs can conceivably get into the bones because there are blood vessels there. It terms of detox you would be more worried about drugs getting trapped in fatty tissue, though, not in your bones, even with someone as skinny as Lohan.
Michael Lohan is shown with Lindsay in Cirque Lodge rehab last year.
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Posted: January 30th, 2008, 7:31am CST by MSat

Blame the dealer, not the addict—that’s Michael Lohan’s new philosophy, at least when it comes to his precious cash cow, daughter Lindsay.
The recovering alcoholic and former jailbird told the Sydney News that he has been looking for the individuals who sold Lindsay cocaine, and is especially keen to find the man who is currently selling a story to the tabloids about how the starlet begged to score some coke over the Thanksgiving holiday.
“God is going to get even with this guy. He’s destroyed a lot of lives.
I’ve been looking for the people who’ve been selling my daughter and these other kids the drugs. And come hell or high water, one day I’m going to find these guys and I’m going to expose them.”
[From The Sydney News]
I’m sure the dealers are shaking in their shoes. I have this mental image of him trying to look like a tough guy in his black mesh shirt, roaming the bad neighborhoods of Manhattan – with a camera crew in tow, of course. And now that Lindsay is reportedly drinking again, will Michael also be personally visiting all the nightclubs in New York and LA to demand that they shut down, so Lindsay won’t be tempted?

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Posted: January 5th, 2008, 5:08pm CST
After a week filled with Italian men and an alcohol relapse, Mean Girls actress Lindsay Lohan finally made her way back to the States on Friday (January 4).
Returning from Capri, where she accepted an award at the Capri Film Festival, LiLo first was spotted touching down for a connecting flight at JFK Airport in New York City.
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Posted: December 27th, 2007, 4:37pm CST

In case I was feeling a shred of remorse about judging Michael Lohan so harshly, he very obligingly reminds me just how much of an attention-whore he is. Michael decided to give the Spears family his two cents as to how they should deal with the media-frenzy surrounding them in the wake of the announcement of Jamie-Lynn's pregnancy. He told Extra, "Stand together. Stand by each other and don't let anyone come between you." And I'm sure they cut him off before he could end his sentence with "and the camera lens." Well, at least he's not attempting to pretend that he dislikes the paps following him around. This is a man whom you will never see concealing his face in the midst of a photographer's flashbulb. Meanwhile, Lindsay seems to be in good spirits, despite the fact that her dad keeps giving advice that no one asked for. Maybe it has something to do with that purse that I'm guessing is clearly worth thousands of dollars--worth a happy childhood even.




Photos: Bauer-Griffin Online
9 more photos of Lindsay Lohan and family are after the jump.

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Posted: December 19th, 2007, 9:29am CST

Photos: INFDaily.com
More photos of Michael Lohan as Joseph are after the jump.

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Posted: November 20th, 2007, 8:29am CST

Michael Lohan, Lindsay Lohan's sometimes estranged, but always entertaining dad, seems to be trying to make an earnest effort to go through with this whole "turning over a new leaf" schtick and took the time to stop by New York and help give food to underprivileged families there for the holiday season. Additionally, he stopped by the NYC Rescue Mission, bringing deliveries of donated food. I never quite know what to make of this guy. Clearly, he's got lots of problems, and this is most definitely a photo-op, but at least he's making something of an effort, which I guess I have to warily give him credit for.



Photos: Splash

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Michael Lohan needs to go to back to rehab…for famewhoredom!
Lindsay began her community service sentence on Monday, and as he is prone to do, Poppa has a comment on it.
“When she was younger I had her at hospitals, visiting cancer patients and sick kids,” he tells People. “I know she wants to do stuff like this, mission work. I asked her how it was going and she said she is really enjoying it. She’s happy.”
Honestly. What’s the point????
Michael used to say that he would speak to the media a lot because it was his only way of reaching out to his then estranged daughter. But now that the two have reconciled, why is he still yapping at every opportunity?????
[Image via WENN.]
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Posted: November 7th, 2007, 3:29pm CST
A colleague of mine just remarked that this video is "a goldmine". It really is. No matter how reprehensible you fnd camera-slut Michael Lohan, this weird self-congratulatory attempt at a reality show is a howl. Not only do we get footage of him holding a bible and having a "confessional" talk and praying with green screens of a passed out Lindsay Lohan in the background. But there's this fantastic bit at the end where he's making like Scott Stapp of Creed and standing in the rain. God wants no part of this, Mike. He's denying he's trying to duel with his ex-hag Dina Lohan via reality show, though. As you know, she's filming her own for E!. Remind me to smash my TV on some rocks and melt the pieces.
He says, "No way. I am definitely not looking for my own reality show. That's Dina's thing and I've got my own thing." However, he does admit to floating the idea of a reality project to U.S. TV networks in 2004, saying: "It was called The Lowdown and was supposed to be a kind of anti-tabloid talk show. "That was back when I was getting beat up on a lot in the press and by Dina's people, and I didn't feel like I had a way to present my side. "But that's over. I've let all of that go. I have bigger things to focus on now."
There's nothing bigger than this. And is that Stone Phillips narrating? What the-?? Is it seriously so hard to find work after "Dateline" that you're telling this clown's tale?




Photos: Flynet Online

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I love Michael Lohan. If love means kicking someone in the shins, then running away and laughing. I know a lot of people will debate with themselves, asking, “Michael or Dina Lohan: who is the lesser of two evils?” Look, that’s one of those questions for the ages. I have no freaking clue. They both pimp their daughter out with a zealous force. But Dina spends most of her pimping time in clubs helping Lindsay shove cocaine up her nose, then telling the press what a great mom she is and how hard Lindsay works. Whereas Michael spends most of his time talking about how messed up his family is and how godly he is. So they both talk to the press too much, so let’s cancel out that issue. What’s really left to debate is which is more annoying: doing drugs with your daughter or thinking you’re the second coming of Christ? I have no answer.
Michael Lohan wants to patch things up with his family. “Reconciliation and redemption - across the board,” says Lohan, a born-again Christian. “Just all of us getting right with God.” [Lindsay] Lohan’s visit to the Cirque Lodge in Utah was her third trip to rehab since January, a frenetic year in which she wrecked a Mercedes-Benz, released the box-office flop “I Know Who Killed Me” and was arrested more than once. She left the center earlier this month. Does Lohan blame himself for Lindsay’s troubles? “Absolutely. How can I not? I mean, we lead by example,” Lohan said in an interview Wednesday with AP Television News.
He entered a Christian-based drug and rehabilitation center in West Babylon, N.Y., after he was released from prison in March. Lohan had repeatedly said Lindsay needed the same kind of treatment. “I made a commitment when I was in there to God and to myself that, when I got out, I was going to do God’s work, and I was going to share with other people what I’ve been through and how God changed my life,” Lohan said.
He is now a spokesman for GodMen, which holds events designed to help Christian men renew their faith. Lohan said he doesn’t care if people question the sincerity of his religious convictions. “I’ve had such an effect on my family and my daughter Lindsay, and I want to show them through my example that you can right the wrongs and turn it around,” he said. Lohan added: “And I hope that the grace that has been given to me can work through my family, and that we can come back to that same place in our hearts.”
[From the Associated Press]
It’s funny how Michael says he’s had such a positive effect on his family, but the famous daughter is the only person he bothers to mention by name. He really is holier-than-thou, which makes me want to kick him some more. I really have a hard time buying it. He used to pimp his daughter, now he pimps his religion… and what it can do for his daughter. I highly doubt his motivations are good. If he were quietly going about doing God’s work, I’d have a bit of respect for him, and maybe give him a little credibility. It’s that whole, “Do not let your left hand know what your right hand is doing” thing. But Michael Lohan’s left hand is always up in the air shouting “Look at me! I am the father of someone famous!” (I imagine that he’s doing it with jazz hands) and that makes it a little bit tougher to give anything he says much credence.
Picture note by Jaybird: I know I’ve published these pictures before, but I’m making it my personal mission to make sure everyone sees GodMan’s nipples. These were taken after Michael Lohan was in prison… perhaps at the rehab facility he works at (since it seems to be an office) though I’m just speculating about that. Now we know who Lindsay gets her delicious ta-tas from.

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Posted: October 13th, 2007, 12:29pm CDT

WHY WHY WHY does everyone in this goddamn family have to be such a f*cktard? How much camera-time, ink, and newsbytes do you need to see about yourselves. Go home, you clan of whores. Michael Lohan was in court trying to get the judge to order Dina and the kids to meet with him for group therapy sessions. On the recommendation of Lindsay and HER therapist down at the rehab? What? Life advice from a girl who was running around slamming her cokemobile into trees and wearing a bikini with an alcohol monitoring anklet as an accessory and is known for sitting on penises in the stalls at rehab? Why not just listen to the crazy woman on the subway with the goiter and the stained jumpsuit? She probably has a better grasp on her shit.
The judge said "uh, no" by the way.
The Post's Kieran Crowley reports Michael told Judge Stacy Bennett that, "both Lindsay and her therapist agree" the group method would be best for the whole family. But Bennett noted the Hollywood starlet is not involved in the visitation case, since she's not a minor, and closed the case. Then, Michael listened as Dina's lawyer, Warren Quaid, told the court, "These children would be better served if Mr. Lohan stopped talking, stopped talking to the press." Court-appointed law guardian Patricia Latzman echoed the sentiment, saying private family issues should be "taken out of the courts and the public arena, where it has been for too long."
Amen, Patty. You know that movie set in the not-too-distant future in which people take part in a reality show where you have to kill each other to win? THAT'S the cameras the Lohan family needs to be in front of.




(Flynet)

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As much as I dislike Dina Lohan, I hate Michael Lohan a whole lot more. Both of Lindsay Lohan’s parents are obvious users and losers, and each one seems to excel at their own version of latching onto the kid and riding her coattails as far as possible. But why oh why ca