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I’m actually EXTREMELY EXCITED for the Twilight movie!
I’ve read all the books and I really think that YOU SHOULD TOO! Well, the movie comes out November 21 2008. It’s based on the first book of the Twilight saga. There is a brand new trailer that has the two main characters KISSING. So hottttt! Makes me want to prance around.
Click HERE.
Warning: Watching this movie will make you want to kiss/date/marry/love a vampire.

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Like many A-list celebrities, Zac Efron has a wax statue.
I haven’t written about him in a while, nor have I written about anyone else who got a wax statue. But, this whole wax statue thing is creeping me out. Like, look at his face..that’s just creepy.
If I was an A-list celebrity I would be very very disturbed from this wax statue bullshit. Is it really honorable? I don’t think so. It’s slightly terrifying to know that there is something out there that looks just like you, that is made from candle shit.
Now I’m not agaisnt statues. Example: if you make a statue of me from GOLD, then yes I would approve immediately and kindly ask you to give it to me.
But the shit above…creepy creepy.

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This time around, The Pussy Cat Dolls don’t like like trannies.
Not that there is anything wrong with looking like one. Anyways, They look super hot in their new video. But I’m not really into the music….I think they’re cooler with upbeat songs that make you want to…loosen up your buttons and dance dance!
It’s called Watcha Think About That….I really don’t think much of it.
Yeah? Well watch HERE.

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ARE YOU EXCITED TO WATCH TONIGHT’S VICE PRESIDENTIAL DEBATE???
Take Damn I’m Cute’s FIRST EVER Poll!!!!

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These celebrities were born on October 2:
Kelly Ripa is 38.
Efren Ramirez is 25.
Sting is 57.
Don Mclean is 63.
Lorraine Braco is 54.
Mandisa is 32.

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This is a recent photo of DJ AM attending a memorial service for Chris Baker who was killed in the plane crash that AM and Travis Barker were involved in.

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Yes, I Violet have a myspace. And I want YOU to add me on it! You can tell me who you want to see more of or less of! So add me!! Click HERE

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I’ve always thought PETA was a little nuts.
Well, this news group is just confirming that PETA is not only nuts, but is on every sort of drug there is known to man-kind. Apparently PETA wants Ben & Jerry’s to refrain from using human milk.
They want them to use breast milk. What the hell?!
If you’re a woman and willing to donate your breast milk- I am very sure that PETA will greatly appreciate it! So you should try contacting them and then you should probably enter a mental institution.
PETA’s Blog
I bet you PETA would support cannibalism…

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And today on Mother’s Gone Wild…
Apparently a federal porn investigation has been launched after a picture of innocent Jamie Lynn Spears breast feeding was stolen. What sick f*** would honestly jack off to that shit…other than Hulk Hogan?
The real question to be asked is why did Casey Aldridge took several of these pictures with his digital camera? Her ta-tas are showing in these pictures. And if you’re actually going to google search that shit, beware- it’s kiddie porn. The cops will come and hunt you down. Who takes pictures breast-feeding anyways?
I would feel really awkward doing that. Then again, breast-feeding is even more awkward…. this situation just makes me cringe and want to smack Jamie in the head for being a dumbass.
She shouldn’t have let her douche of a boyfriend take those pictures.

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Silly kids: Why would the coyote eat Paris Hilton’s pups and not her?
So there was this rumor that Paris Hilton’s pups were attacked and killed by a coyote. Basically, thats a bullshit report- her dogs are fine. Unfortunately, she is still their owner. I think if I was a dog I would have killed myself just because Paris was my owner.
Paris, why don’t you frolick around in the woods and then get attacked by a coyote….better story!
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Time for some awesome political family news.
Sarah Palin’s daughter Bristol is not only pregnant and a drunk. She is also a junkie. Wow Sarah! You really did a FINE job of raising your daughter! The National Enquirer has reproted that she was videotapes smoking some green about 2 years ago ( she was 15).
I had no idea Alaska’s earth was good enough for growing some weed. Anywho the news doesn’t just stop there. Bristol’s boyfriend and baby-daddy used to sell Oxycontin and he used to smoke that shit too! Hooray! These are exactly the kind of role models we need to place in society.
Let’s just advocate teen pregnancy, underage drinking and drug abuse! Crazy ass mofos.
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He Pingping from China, the world’s smallest man, is photographed here with Svetlana Pankratova from Russia, the woman with the longest legs. They’re posing at Trafalgar Square in London for the Guiness Book of World Records.
Something about that pic is just so wrong!
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Even Bill Clinton thought this was funny.
Click THIS to view why Bill is laughing at our Funny Clip of the Week.
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Okay my peeps, tommorow night will be the premire of Saturday Night Live with Michael Phelps, Tina Fay, Lil’ Wayne, and Barack Obama.
YES BARACK OBAMA. That man has a sense of humor so we can expect tommorow to be a kick ass show. I am super excited. If you aren’t then go live in a cave. Wait, I’m pretty sure those bitches are going to tune in tommorow to watch the show.
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But did we all know that there was a troop of Chucky’s that LOVE her? They were behind her set in New York while she was performing on the Today Show. Click HERE to watch this hysterical video.
Unless you’re afraid of those insane dolls.
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Posh looks sleeker than ever.
I actually enjoy this haircut and hair color on her. She doesn’t look like someone straightened a blonde mop and put it on her head anymore! She actually looks pretty good for her age (34). I think Keira Knightley had this hair for a while and it suited her just as well as it suits Posh.
Slim women with short hair always compliments their frame.
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Michael Phelps has been CAUGHT on camera groping a playboy bunny.
Well… instead of going for that -” gee wiz, he’s an effing pervert” approach, let’s give him another gold medal in “getting some ass.” No sarcasm at all.
I’m serious my hoes and bros. This dude is the shit. You will see his face at the VMA’s tommorow AND you will see his face at SNL on Sep. 13. Aren’t you flipping excited? I AM!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Truth be told, I wish I was that bunny.
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Havens Corners Church in Blacklick, Ohio offers a sermon on its sign about Katy Perry’s song, “I Kissed a Girl”.
According to one churchgoer:
“It was obvious: ‘If you’re gay, you’re going to hell.’ At first I have to say I laughed hysterically because I was shocked. But that’s going way too far. It’s just rude.”
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Oh JEEZ!!!
The minimum drinking in the USA is 21. I don’t think that Alaska has any exceptions. But as we can see above, Bristol Palin- yes the daughter of Sarah Palin and the one who is 5 months pregnant- is DRINKING ALCOHOL. I guess she’s resorted to Captain Morgan as her baby craving.
17-years-old ladies and gentlement. Not even Jamie Spears has pictures of doing this kind of shit.
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My personal favorite female artist is M.I.A.
Her style is so original and she’s got super cool clothing style. You might know her from her song ” Paper Planes” which is featured in Pineapple Express. Recently she said that was would retire at the Bonaroo Music Festival. However, things change…
Well, [Bonaroo] it was my last ever show. And it still is. I stopped touring after that and I didn’t want to make music again. I was quite happy to just leave it all behind. I was happy with what I had achieved. Now, with the success of “Paper Planes,” there’s pull for me to make another record. Even my mum believes in me more [laughs]. It’s a nice encouragement. But I was planning my life as a fishing woman on the outskirts of Cambodia. That’s a joke.
So I guess we can expect another colorful album from her!
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These celebrities were born on August 28:
Jennifer Cooledge is 45.
Luis Guzeman is 52.
David Fincher is 46.
Emma Samms is 48.
Shania Twain is 42.
Jack Black is 39.
Tom Fitzgerald is 40.
Sherrie Austin is 38.
LeAnn Rimes is 26.
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NOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!
A studio executive has reportedly said that Cher might just play catwoman in the upcoming Batman film!!!
WHAT THE EFF??? This can’t be possible. Cher is almost 125 years old. There’s just no way her body could move in the kitty suit. Megan Fox would be MY number one choice. Way to fail Batman reps.
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This one is pretty funny.
Harry Potter’s movie studio, Warner Bros. is suing an Indian studio. Why you ask?
The title of the Indian film is Hari Puttar- A Comedy of Terrors. Warner Bros. feels that THAT is just WAYYY to close to Harry Potter. Hawt Dawgi! Somebody whip out a wand and Avada Kedavera a producer’s ass.
Are you serious Warner Bros? Look, if the Indian movie was about some kid with magical powers acting like an idiot, I’d agree with Warner Bros. But the movie is about a 10-year-old boy (Harri Puttar) who moves to Britain and manages to save his Dad’s top secret computer chip from a couple of bandits.
I think Warner Bros. is really bored and just wants to sue everyone randomly. Today, the case will be presented in Bombay. I wonder who will win…most likely the Indian Films just because their title is irrelavent in every way to that of Harry Potter.
Case Closed, someone get me my latte.
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Holy snickerdoodles.
It’s almost as if everything in the world is revovled around…MADONNA’S STICKY AND SWEET TOUR! Why?!! For Heaven’s sake this woman is 50 years old. Why is she constantly trying to act like she’s a hot-ass 23 year old girl?
Look, I give her kudos for the whole ” look at me I can dance and sing like a 20 year-old” but guess what…you’re not. Stick to things your age. Go shop at Anthropology. Stop wearing hot-pants and tube tops. It’s disturbing when you pop your pelvis and all your veins pop out as well.
Madonna should step aside and let someone else have the spotlight..NO NOT MILEY CYRUS OR ANY OF THOSE DISNEY FREAKS!
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These celebrities were born on August 25:
Blake Lively is 21.
Sean Connery is 78.
Claudia Schiffer is 38.
Rachel Ray is 40.
Blair Underwood is 44.
Tim Burton is 50.
Regis Philbin is 77.
Gene Simmons is 59.
Thalia is 37.
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The time has finally come for YOU to add ME on Myspace.
Yes kiddies, I have finally gotten a myspace!!! By adding me you will be updated on the lives of the rich, famous, cute, ugly, drunk..so on and so on. You can always message/comment me on there and I will try my BEST to message/comment you back!
Here’s the LINK ! I love all you guys!
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God, when we thought this bitch was out of the spotlight, she came crawling back in.
Tila Tequila’s girlfriend- Courtenay Semel has been arrested for slapping some hoe outsitde of a nightclub in Vegas. Oh goody gum-drops, does this mean we’re going to hear that Tila is crying and shit? If so, hopefully that will be taped, posted on youtube…so on and so forth.
That bitch looks so ugly when she cries.
Picture Source
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And I wasted 30 minutes of my life.
The Hills is an absolute failuire. Seriously, the drama is the same. I feel like I watched 30 minutes of staring and glaring. Asbolutely no interesting dialogue and no interesting people. No shit Audrina and Lo don’t like one another. I knew that since the commercials started airing.
This show needs some violence.
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These celebrities were born on August 17:
Robert De Niro is 62.
Sean Penn is 48.
Donnie Wahlberg is 39.
Rick HIlton is 43.
Giuliana Rancic is 34.
Belinda Carlisle is 50.
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These celebrities were born on August 15″
Joe Jonas is 19.
Ben Affleck is 36.
Cris Judd is 39.
Debi Mazar is 44.
Anthony Anderson is 38.
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Facebook has now become the number one social networking site in the world.
Personally, I love facebook. Myspace is just a lame excuse to whore up for people you don’t even know.
Facebook has reached to countries like Lebanon and has been translated into 20 languages. On August 12- facebook had 132 million users, making 63% other countries besides North America.
Damn.
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My little Gossip Girl adventure all started with this CLIP.
It’s the one where Blake Lively from Gossip Girl and America Ferrera from Ugly Betty are interviewed for The Sisterhood of the Traveling Pantalones 2.
So America and Blake are sitting there talking about the movie when all of a sudden Blake is asked about Gossip Girl and continues to talk about it as America is just showing a disgusted face. I swear America was about to punch Blake in the face.
It’s def. an LOL moment. There I was, hating on Blake Lively for being an inconsiderate bitch. At that moment I hated Gossip Girl. I wanted to talk shit about it. But I’ve never seen any of the episodes…that created a problem. So last night, I embarked on a Gossip Girl quest to find out why this show is so hot. Hours and hours of footage streamed across my computer screen. When it was all done I thought:
What the f*** am I thinking watching this bullshit? Like oh my God. That was awful. Is that seriously the shit kids watch these days? I thought The Hills was bad…this was just disgusting. All the characters whore up in one way or another.
Everyone is faker than Pam Anderson’s tits. How can people love this show or empathize with these characters? They’re just representations of jealousy, greed, and revenge. Why would anyone want to be associated with these disgusting little bitches?
Shit I tell you, just shit.
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I believe everything Anderson Cooper says.
If he said aliens are about to invade my pool, I would make some pina coladas for my guests. That’s the bond I share with that man! Well, Cooper was filling in for Regis Philben on Live!, Tuesday morning when he took a stab at Ali Lohan saying:
“[Ali] is a 14-year-old girl, looks to be about 60… I say that with concern and love. She allegedly wants to be a singer and or actor-slash-performer of some sort, striptease person, i don’t know.”
You just got to love the guy for speaking the truth. But bitchassness sprung about when Dina Lohan told Ok! Magazine: “People are just cruel! This is bad karma for him.”
Bitch please, you don’t even know the origins of karma. You probably can’t distinguish good between bad because you’ve never experienced either since it doesn’t give a flying f*** about you or your dumbass family.
Anderson Cooper for the win.
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Johnny Depp might become the villan in the next Batman.
I’ve always respected Johnny Depp. He is quite a remarkable actor who surpasses the expectations of critics. Rumor has it that he is being offered the role as the Riddler. We can recall that Jim Carrey played the last Riddler in 1995. But the new Batman movies have a darker sense to them, less neon lights-so there is a fat chance that Depp’s character will have a deeper character.
Why do I think this? Take a look at the Joker. Jack Nicholson’s Joker had a sense of humour that wasn’t as dark as Heath Ledger’s character. The joker from the recent Batman movie was a little more roughed up as the Joker from the previous movie had more qualities of a clown. Yet, both actors did an incredible job in perfecting the role.
So we can expect that Johnny Depp is going to be an incredible riddler. He’s shown us his theatrical side by being part of Willy Wonka and some Tim Burton movies.
Good Luck!
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Holy Hell. Breaking news junkies!
Massachusetts Congressman Barney Frank is your God. He proposed that the U.S should STOP arresting those responsible marijuana users- basically anyone who carries fewer than 100 grams.
“The vast amount of human activity ought to be none of the government’s business,” Frank said on Capitol Hill. “I don’t think it is the government’s business to tell you how to spend your leisure time.”
This dude has GOT to be smokin’ from the bong. Alright, I agree with Frank because there are a lot of responsible stoners out there. Not everyone who gets high kills somebody. Just like not everyone who drinks is a drunk. So maybe, just maybe…this proposal will turn into a law.
If so…420 is going to be off the chain!
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Here’s a clip of how yesterday’s earthquake made everyone on the Judge Judy set sound like scared baby seals.
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Are you effing ready?
Something wicked this way comes and yes it’s Harry f***ing Potter. HELL YES! Check out the new trailer HERE. It’s pretty epic/amazing. I just hope it sort of follows the book…with a lot of prayer it’ll be better than Harry Potter and the Prisoner of Azkaban. Who the hell put the shrunken heads in there? They should get fired.
Anywho, I cant wait to see this shit-I’ll be pissing my pantalones.
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We might see this on a Lifestyles condom value pack.
Apparently LifeStyles condoms associates have offered 15-year-old slut bag Miley Cyrus to be the face of their condoms. Now that’s great marketing. Millions of people using LifeStyle condoms will be able to have Miley’s face right on their crotch!
Good thinking! I’m pretty sure my ex-boyfriend is going to get a hard-on just thinking about Miley’s face on his condoms. Unfortunately, Miley has declined the offer… Oh come on Miley- you know this would be your total breakthrough. I can hear the commericals already: This is Miley Cyrus, and I enjoy it when my Dad uses LifeStyles condoms.
We all know they make such a great team.
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Filthy doesn’t even begin to describe you Brooke Hogan.
Your stupid little blog did the world absolutely nothing. You blame the media for your brother being irresponsible? That just shows people how extremely crass you are. You want to know why you have your own reality show? Because everyone loves a dumb blond bitch- and that’s really unfortunate.
If Jessica Simpson wanted your show, trust me she’d get that shit in a heart beat. You can’t even sing Brooke, you can’t dress- you look like a man. No matter how much sun you get while tanning, Chris Crocker would still look unbelievable next to you.
Please do us all a favor, get off our TV’s and jump off a cliff.
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