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Alright kiddies I HAVE NOT SEEN THE MOVIE YET. I will tonight around 10Pm EST, so I should have a review by the morning 3PM EST.
However here are a few places who have and this is what they had to say:
Los Angeles Times: LOVED IT.
*Entertainment Weekly: LOVED IT.
Associated Press: HATED IT.
Emanuel Levy: HATED IT. ( But recommends it to all women- hmm? How does that work?)
Orlando Sentinel: So-so.
Variety: HATED IT.
Some of you will be upset at what has been written, however do not let the negative reviews discourage you from viewing the film. Also, keep in mind that those who write reviews are not teenagers and they are probably people experiencing their mid-life-crisis so they do not understand the beauty of romance. Some of them haven’t even flicked through the pages of the novel. *Gasp*
*I enjoyed reading Owen Gleiberman’s review. He basically put everything into perspective and there is a sense that he HAS read the book due to his mentioning of the references Meyer placed in the book- Heathcliff, Romeo ect…
But do not fret awesome die-hard Edward Cullen fans, go see the movie- enjoy it and read about the not-so-nice or nice things I’ll have to say about it by tomorrow morning.
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It’s been a while sinse we, Damnimcute.com posted something about Megan Fox!
Well she’s still engaged to Brain Austin Green and apparently they are even planning for their wedding…ew. Anyways, Megan was at GQ’s men-of-the-year 2008 thingy. To be quite honest, she looked horrible. Not classy at all- completely vulgar with her hot pink dress. Also, I’ve seen her in too much pink and the bitch needs to switch it up once in a while.
You can’t always look like a prostitute. Try to aim for a high class escort Megan!
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Former NY Governor Elliot Spitzer’s hooker, Ashley Dupré says she’s done being a whore — but she’s not done cashing in on her “fame”.
In an interview with Diane Sawyer, she says, “I’m 23 years old. I want to do music, to do fashion, to write books – there’s so many things.”
Ashley also says she had no idea who Eliot Spitzer was when she was screwing him. “Some guys, they want to have conversations and really get to know each other. With him, it clearly was not like that. It was more of a transaction. Strictly business. I was there for a purpose – not to wonder who [he] could be.”
She goes on to defend her career choice, “This wasn’t any different than going on a date with someone you barely knew and hooking up with them. The only difference is I can pay my rent.”
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Hugh Jackman is People’s Sexiest Man Alive.
Hugh said that when his wife found out he was the sexiest man alive, she said, “Obviously, Brad wasn’t available this year.”
Nice!
Here are a few other names on People’s list:
Daniel Craig
Zac Efron
Blair Underwood
Michael Phelps
Mark-Paul Gosselaar
Javier Bardem
David Beckham
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My man Ed Westwick just got his ass dissed by Juliette Lewis.
Ed apparently made a move on Juliette Lewis at a Killers concert. She was caught saying: Who is this guy? Uhm…Juliette..I think the more important question is who the fuck are you? Have you been living in a cave? I have to wiki your name to see how you contribute to my life. You are an extremely unattractive 35 year old who is extremely pathetic.
Ed Westwick on the other hand is an extremely attractive 21 year old with an amazing british accent and who is also a magnificent actor.
Don’t worry Ed, you can put your moves on me! Oh if you want to know more about him click HERE.
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Why is it that all the naked pictures of chicks come from the Disney Channel?
If you haven’t heard, Adrienne Bailon from The Cheetah Girls lost her laptop and the douchebag who got a hold of it stole NAKED PICTURES! OHHHHHH!!!!! I am not shocked.
The thing is, I don’t really think she is at fault at all. Her laptop was stolen and I doubt her intentions where to scare her fans away from her. And the fact that she’s a hottie and isn’t shaped like a 12-year old boy…sort of makes this okay. ( Isn’t that sad?)
BTW- Adrienne Bailon is the girlfriend of Robert Kardashian-yes, Kim’s little brother. The pictures were supposed to be sent to him. Personally, I hope that Adrienne resolves the matter and her career isn’t fucked up because of it.
Hoes for the win.
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Congratulations Barack Obama!
I’m absolutely happy that you won the election. The best man did win! YES!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! This is a time for change and Obama was the ideal candidate to bring that change. Seriously, when he won I felt like it was New Years at Time Square!
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VOTE TODAY!
Get your voice heard! Remember YOU decide who you want your next president to be. Not anyone else! So do what your heart tells you to do! Get out there! Vote! And remember VOTE NO ON PROP 8 AND VOTE NO ON AMENDMENT No. 2 FLORIDA!
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He looks absolutely delicious and I am absolutely excited for the release of twilight.
I’ve decided to not use the internet to help me….watch…the movie. I will contribute those 13 bucks to watch Robert Pattinson dazzle me..and probably another million women at the same time. This is really exciting.
I haven’t been this excited since I heard about Daniel Radcliffe’s debut on Equos.
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So this youtube commercial featuring all the celebrities we know…has aired. It’s basically saying: Vote!!! VOTEE!!!!! Vote!!!!!!!!
And I think we better listen to it. So watch HERE and send it to five friends! I know I will.
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Nicole Richie looks decent.
Obviously I think blond is a horrific color on her hair, but you know what…she looks classy and isn’t doing that awkward Rugrats pose with her knees facing inwards. She has surpassed my expectations. Her make-up looks nice, like Amy Winehouse’s when she is CLEANED UP.
She doesn’t look like a crackhead anymore. Nasty ass highlights have been taken out of her hair. And she doesn’t have that horrid eye-shadow color that made her look droopy eyed. Having a baby was probably the best thing that happened to Nicole Richie, and also ending ties with Paris Hilton…
Nicole Richie def. is a milf!
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Are you bored this weekend?
Is there nothing on TV? House re-runs…you’re sick of watching the economy drowning and politics screaming at your face??? Are you sick of doing nothing? Is youtube getting annoying? Cat got your tongue? Celebrities make you cringe?
Well, have I got a treat for YOU! If you have a myspace, first you have to ADD ME! I’m Violet, you’ve been reading my lovely postings for some time now and I think it’s time for you to get to know me a bit. Link HERE!
My SECOND treat for you is…my ultra-favorite show: Sorority Forever. You’re probably thinking WTF is that shit? It’s about all the things that are wrong in the Greek system. It’s also got a vampire/eerie feel to it. You can watch it HERE.
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This week on Damnimcute, we noticed some pretty weird celebrities but no one compares to Speidi!
Yea, take a look at those pictures of Spencer and Heidi posing for a Pro-McCain/ Pro-Palin photoshoot. McCain apparently appointed them to do this photoshoot because he wants his campaign to be more “hip”. Palin let Spencer borrow her toy gun too!
You can notice Spencer wearing a ” God, Guns, and Glory” T-shirt. There is really nothing glorious about him wearing that. And Heidi has some ” Read My Lipstick” shirt.
Both of them are idiots. Not because they support McCain, it’s because they actually think since they are wearing that, they’re going to promote more voters for the GOP’s.
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Katie Holmes is so ridiculous! Who honestly thought this bitch could sing?
Even my dog is barking furiously at the computer….I keep telling my precious pup that the crazy alien lady won’t force him into scientology!
But seriously, my friends, this is just an awful perfomance that should be suffocated immediately. Pull the plug and fire the vocal trainer. And does this bitch think she actually looks sexy? Hell to the fuck no.
Nobody likes a surf board body shape on a woman. It’s all about the curves. ( NO NOT RAVEN SYMONE!)
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Ms. Dita Von Teese looked absolutely stunning at the Catherina Malandrino Maison store in Los Angeles, California.
Her makeup, flawless! And just because she’s a burlesque dancer doesn’t mean she whores out when out of costume. She’s simply glamorous and extrmely regal. Dita had a few words to say about boys in her life:
“I don’t claim to be a good judge of character in relationships. I get so nervous when I’m attracted to someone that I can’t talk. I’m so scared of rejection - I’m not good around boys.”
That’s okay Dita, you will find the one, and you’re still loved by all of us!
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Yeah this isn’t good….I enjoyed watching the trailer for Zac Efron’s new movie 17 Again.
How awkward…he seems…so funny! Agh, I feel like a little girl watching Zac Efron. I just want to dance with him and giggle at all his ridiculous jokes. Shit people. This movie might actually be good.
Watch the trailer HERE.
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Funny-man Jon Stewart isn’t going to shut up about McCain’s ridiculous choice of a vice president. He went on to say on the Daily Show:
She said that small towns, that’s the part of the country she really likes going to because that’s the pro-America part of the country. You know, I just want to say to her, just very quickly: Fuck you
Agreed.
I can’t take it anymore…After eight years of this divisiveness, we’re back to this idea that only small-town America is the real America.
I can’t take it any more either.
McCain made an interesting vice presidential choice. I like the woods…I just don’t know if I would pull my vice president out of the woods randomly.
HAHAHAHAH! That was his big LMAO moment. I thought that was a priceless comment he made. And it’s true, McCain really did pluck Palin right out of the woods.
But they’re “mavericks” ya know!?
By the way, that picture above is Jon Stewart in his early years. He looks pretty damn hot.
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Run kid, run.
Honestly, it’s not a big surprise that Suri Cruise thinks her Dad is a effing nutcase and has decided to run from him. But, she does look extremely fashionable in that dress, unlike her disaster fashion sense mother.
Yet, we must feel sorry for children like Suri Cruise who have to be raised by wolves.
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It’s been a while since I posted something sport oriented…
So have any of you been watching the Red Sox and Tampa Bay playing? Well, if you haven’t…you’re really not missing anything unless you’re a huge baseball fan.
The Rays lead 3-2 in the series. There are two more games to go however if Tampa Bay kills off the Red Sox in St. Petersburg, then Florida owns Mass. Just like how the Marlins drowned the Yankees in their victorious water.
Still, we have to give props to the Red Sox last night with that epic comeback. Seriously, everyone thought they were going to loose but BAM Kevin Youlkis came in for the winning run with two outs in the bottom of the ninth, right after hittting an eighth-inning two run-homer.
Like holy shit.
But still…time for the Red Sox to step into shark waters. And let me tell you, only the strongest will survive.
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Honestly, anyone who can pull off this hair-style is a hot piece of work.
So this would mean that Robert Pattinson is the man for me. Sorry James Franco! Not to mention that Robert Pattinson is wearing this look at the premiere of Sex Drive.
That’s just perfect.
Sex hair for a a sexy movie. But Jeez, look at the way his hair just flows out of his beautiful scalp. I just want to kiss him all over while tugging his hair!
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Just kidding people. This is NOT Sarah Palin.
This is actually porn star Lisa Ann who is playing ” an Alaskan governor” in a porno called Nailin’ Paylin.
It’s sort of dehumanizing though. Just seeing how far the hatred towards Sarah Palin has come is disgusting. To completely strip someone of who they are by making a porno is extremely low.
Look, I don’t condone Sarah Palin’s political views, but I doubt that it’s morally right to base a pornographic film of her….maybe base the film of the real whore, her daughter!
Base porn on whores: Bristol Palin and Jamie Lynn Spears
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I don’t like them.
These are the Shannon sisters, and unfortunately we will have to see more of them since they’ve joined the Playboy clan/cult/club whatever.
Fail and another fail.
Honestly, with there incredible fake tans, fake smiles, fake hair, fake eyelashes……I can’t come to terms and accept them to be par of The Girls Next Door. Seriously, what the freak are they wearing? Did they decide to wear some homecoming dresses or some shit? Is that a Dillards tag I see. Get some effing class you whores.
I want to see Kendra knock these bitches out…come on Kendra!!!!
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It’s forizzle. Michael Lohan got his stupid wish to be knocked out.
Basically he wanted to fight somoene for $$$ for charity..blah blah blah. After weeks of yapping… Robert Venero, president and CEO of Future Tach Enterprise in Holbrook decided to THROW MICHAEL LOHAN’s ugly ass down for $20,000.
Now, Venero has never boxed in his life…but he IS going to train with hot ass Tony Fortunate who owns Eye of the Tiger Boxing Club. Michael Lohan on the other hand says he’s got seven years his black belt….right. SURE.
On November 24, these hoes will fight ’till one dies.
Kidding. Michael Lohan will end up getting his ass torn apart.
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JESSICA LIKES TO SING! DUH!
You are all so perveted.
I kid, I kid. I even thought this bitch was about to deep throat the microphone. It really looks like she knows what she is doing.
And let me tell you, it ain’t singing.
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YES AMERICA! (not America Ferrera)
We have the opportunity to select who will be on MTV’s The Real World.
We’ve all grown up with the show..and usually there are some really annoying bitches who you want to punch in the face. But TODAY, I have found a candidate who isn’t an annoying bitch. He’s SUPER hot!!! I’m voting for his sexy, hot, hilarious ass and YOU SHOULD TOO!
You can vote EVERY 24 hours so I’m going to keep bitching so YOU ALL DO!!!! Here’s the link…there’s a little thing in the left-hand corner..says VOTE. CLICK IT!
VOTE <–THERE
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I’m actually EXTREMELY EXCITED for the Twilight movie!
I’ve read all the books and I really think that YOU SHOULD TOO! Well, the movie comes out November 21 2008. It’s based on the first book of the Twilight saga. There is a brand new trailer that has the two main characters KISSING. So hottttt! Makes me want to prance around.
Click HERE.
Warning: Watching this movie will make you want to kiss/date/marry/love a vampire.
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Like many A-list celebrities, Zac Efron has a wax statue.
I haven’t written about him in a while, nor have I written about anyone else who got a wax statue. But, this whole wax statue thing is creeping me out. Like, look at his face..that’s just creepy.
If I was an A-list celebrity I would be very very disturbed from this wax statue bullshit. Is it really honorable? I don’t think so. It’s slightly terrifying to know that there is something out there that looks just like you, that is made from candle shit.
Now I’m not agaisnt statues. Example: if you make a statue of me from GOLD, then yes I would approve immediately and kindly ask you to give it to me.
But the shit above…creepy creepy.
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This time around, The Pussy Cat Dolls don’t like like trannies.
Not that there is anything wrong with looking like one. Anyways, They look super hot in their new video. But I’m not really into the music….I think they’re cooler with upbeat songs that make you want to…loosen up your buttons and dance dance!
It’s called Watcha Think About That….I really don’t think much of it.
Yeah? Well watch HERE.
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These celebrities were born on October 2:
Kelly Ripa is 38.
Efren Ramirez is 25.
Sting is 57.
Don Mclean is 63.
Lorraine Braco is 54.
Mandisa is 32.
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This is a recent photo of DJ AM attending a memorial service for Chris Baker who was killed in the plane crash that AM and Travis Barker were involved in.
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Yes, I Violet have a myspace. And I want YOU to add me on it! You can tell me who you want to see more of or less of! So add me!! Click HERE
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And today on Mother’s Gone Wild…
Apparently a federal porn investigation has been launched after a picture of innocent Jamie Lynn Spears breast feeding was stolen. What sick f*** would honestly jack off to that shit…other than Hulk Hogan?
The real question to be asked is why did Casey Aldridge took several of these pictures with his digital camera? Her ta-tas are showing in these pictures. And if you’re actually going to google search that shit, beware- it’s kiddie porn. The cops will come and hunt you down. Who takes pictures breast-feeding anyways?
I would feel really awkward doing that. Then again, breast-feeding is even more awkward…. this situation just makes me cringe and want to smack Jamie in the head for being a dumbass.
She shouldn’t have let her douche of a boyfriend take those pictures.
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Silly kids: Why would the coyote eat Paris Hilton’s pups and not her?
So there was this rumor that Paris Hilton’s pups were attacked and killed by a coyote. Basically, thats a bullshit report- her dogs are fine. Unfortunately, she is still their owner. I think if I was a dog I would have killed myself just because Paris was my owner.
Paris, why don’t you frolick around in the woods and then get attacked by a coyote….better story!
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Time for some awesome political family news.
Sarah Palin’s daughter Bristol is not only pregnant and a drunk. She is also a junkie. Wow Sarah! You really did a FINE job of raising your daughter! The National Enquirer has reproted that she was videotapes smoking some green about 2 years ago ( she was 15).
I had no idea Alaska’s earth was good enough for growing some weed. Anywho the news doesn’t just stop there. Bristol’s boyfriend and baby-daddy used to sell Oxycontin and he used to smoke that shit too! Hooray! These are exactly the kind of role models we need to place in society.
Let’s just advocate teen pregnancy, underage drinking and drug abuse! Crazy ass mofos.
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He Pingping from China, the world’s smallest man, is photographed here with Svetlana Pankratova from Russia, the woman with the longest legs. They’re posing at Trafalgar Square in London for the Guiness Book of World Records.
Something about that pic is just so wrong!
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Even Bill Clinton thought this was funny.
Click THIS to view why Bill is laughing at our Funny Clip of the Week.
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Okay my peeps, tommorow night will be the premire of Saturday Night Live with Michael Phelps, Tina Fay, Lil’ Wayne, and Barack Obama.
YES BARACK OBAMA. That man has a sense of humor so we can expect tommorow to be a kick ass show. I am super excited. If you aren’t then go live in a cave. Wait, I’m pretty sure those bitches are going to tune in tommorow to watch the show.
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But did we all know that there was a troop of Chucky’s that LOVE her? They were behind her set in New York while she was performing on the Today Show. Click HERE to watch this hysterical video.
Unless you’re afraid of those insane dolls.
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Posh looks sleeker than ever.
I actually enjoy this haircut and hair color on her. She doesn’t look like someone straightened a blonde mop and put it on her head anymore! She actually looks pretty good for her age (34). I think Keira Knightley had this hair for a while and it suited her just as well as it suits Posh.
Slim women with short hair always compliments their frame.
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Michael Phelps has been CAUGHT on camera groping a playboy bunny.
Well… instead of going for that -” gee wiz, he’s an effing pervert” approach, let’s give him another gold medal in “getting some ass.” No sarcasm at all.
I’m serious my hoes and bros. This dude is the shit. You will see his face at the VMA’s tommorow AND you will see his face at SNL on Sep. 13. Aren’t you flipping excited? I AM!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Truth be told, I wish I was that bunny.
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Havens Corners Church in Blacklick, Ohio offers a sermon on its sign about Katy Perry’s song, “I Kissed a Girl”.
According to one churchgoer:
“It was obvious: ‘If you’re gay, you’re going to hell.’ At first I have to say I laughed hysterically because I was shocked. But that’s going way too far. It’s just rude.”
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