
Keith Olbermann is a bitch
Keith Olbermann threw a fit last week because MSNBC didn’t get him a first class ticket to Tim Russert’s private memorial in Washington D.C. — and then because the Kennedy Center had the nerve to not have ketchup packets on hand. From the New York Post:
[Our] source said Olbermann was screaming into the phone on Tuesday because there were no first-class train tickets available for that day, and he wanted to make sure he would ride first-class on Wednesday. According to the source, Olbermann berated a staffer who was coordinating Wednesday’s Kennedy Center memorial by yelling, “You better hope to God there is a first-class train ticket tomorrow.”
We’re told Olbermann didn’t get to Tuesday’s ceremony, and went to Washington by car to broadcast from outside the Kennedy Center the next day. An aghast witness there said, “As guests were making their way into the memorial, Keith went apoplectic because there were no ketchup packets at the Kennedy Center.” Olbermann was heard saying outside the service, “this place is going to hell,” because his Washington staff couldn’t find ketchup packets for lunch at the Center. (Source)
If Keith gets that angry over missing ketchup packets, just imagine how pissed off he’ll get when he finds out I’m banging his wife. Just kidding, she’s a pig. In all seriousness though, who does this asshole think he is? Tantrums like that are reserved for those that are more famous than Keith — people like Brad Pitt, Angelina Jolie, and me. I swear to god, If that stupid Starbucks guy puts regular milk instead of soy milk in my triple grande, non-fat, half-caff, no foam, latte again, I’m gonna tear his fucking head off and shit down his throat.
[WENN]