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Gag Gifts For Men
Posted: December 3rd, 2008, 12:32pm CST by cityrag
Tags: get Your Freak On
Gag Gifts For Men Everybody loves a good WTF gag gift. Here are two we won't be giving this year, only because their not available in the US... Men's Premium Brassiere and Bronzez Partout! Hot Celebrity Man Boobs Fake Nipples... -
Barbie Boob Job
Posted: December 1st, 2008, 11:42am CST by cityrag
Tags: get Your Freak On
Barbie Boob Job From artist Chris Jordan's thought provoking series Running the Numbers - 32,000 Barbie Dolls used to create an images of breasts. Click to see the complete art work (nsfw).... Tom & Katie's Barbie Bondage The Secret Lives... -
Gem Sweater Rules
Posted: November 28th, 2008, 6:47am CST by cityrag
Tags: get Your Freak On
Gem Sweater Rules Our black Friday gift to you... 10 pages of fabulous bejeweled sweaters!... Gem Sweater be thy name, hilarity be thy game. How To Dress Like A Star Heidi Klum's Bejeweled Crotch Funny T-Shirts On Stupid People Thanks... -
Thankfully
Posted: November 26th, 2008, 1:38pm CST by cityrag
Tags: Word On the Street
Thankfully Have a great Thanksgiving. We're thankful for renewed hope! Feeling full and want to share... Doctors Without Boarders Feed The Children AmeriCares -
Funny Videos Served Up
Posted: November 26th, 2008, 6:34am CST by cityrag
Tags: get Your Freak On
Funny Videos Served Up Something to help make the day go a little faster, click the pics!.... Plus!... Funny Baby Videos Hilarious Dog Videos
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Young Frankenstein Flop Maybe Got What It Deserved [Puttin' On The Fritz]
Posted: November 25th, 2008, 9:48am CST by Richard
Tags: Puttin On the Fritz
Camelot is over! No one can pay their Rent! The West Side Story these days is that lots of Broadway shows are closing! Ahem. Yes, lots of big glittery plays and musicals are shutting their doors forever because of this creepy, kooky economy. One of the big Goliaths to fall last week was Mel Brooks' much-maligned Young Frankenstein, which will put on the Ritz one last time on January 4th. Thing is, no one's really all that sad to see it go. The show was anticipated like crazy—the Brooks pedigree! Remember The Producers? What a crazy, million Tony-winning smash that was!—and priced accordingly. Premium tickets (a rotten idea pioneered by Brooks and Co. when Producers hit big) reached excesses of $400, group sales seats (bread n' butter, folks) were drastically limited, and, perhaps worst of all, the critics seemed pretty fed up with the whole endeavor. Acidic word-of-mouth spread throughout the industry, from creative types to tour directors, and the show was marked (perhaps not entirely fairly) an arrogant, dead-on-arrival failure. Don't piss off the theatre queens and the cigar-chomping tour company people! They're vicious!
The New York Times details the story today, getting show producer Robert F.X. Sillerman to sheepishly admit: “What they perceived as our arrogance was nothing more or less than my ignorance.” Oh, sad. Though, we're not sure we believe that!
Sillerman goes on to add that the show will recoup its investment, though just barely. And, well, given the show's astronomical ($11 million to mount, $600,000 a week to keep up) budget, we're not sure we believe that either.
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Happy Evacuation Day! [On This Day]
Posted: November 25th, 2008, 9:43am CST by Pareene
Tags: On This Day
Every November 25, New York celebrates its independence from the British. What, you didn't know about Evacuation Day? It is a much more awesome holiday than Thanksgiving, because it involves gunfire, greased flagpoles, and indignities being visited upon English people, one of the fundamental tenets of comedy.The British never made very likely imperialists because, as we all know, they're a fey bunch of ninnies who enjoy dressing in ladies' clothing and tending to their gardens. But they did run United States for a time, and their terrible despotic rule was marked with grievous injustices like asking that we pay an extra ha'penny (which in modern dollars is nearly a tuppence!) to drink our precious tea. So after some mooks in Boston got wasted, dressed in racist costumes, and engaged in some reckless property damage (some things never change, right?) we all decided that meant war, and a couple years later, the rest of the colonies had beaten the British and all that remained was for them to finally leave New York, where we never really minded their presence that much, as they were certainly preferable to those mooks in Boston.
Still, the British were a little bitter about having to leave New York and go back to London, where the ladies all had comically screechy voices and sometimes chased you around at high speed while wearing frilly lingerie. So on their way out of town, they acted quite the cads!
Departing British troops nailed their flag to a pole downtown and greased it. Every November, a descendant would re-enact the legendary feat of John Van Arsdale, a sailor, who donned cleats and shimmied up the flagpole to replace the British colors with the Stars and Stripes.
As George Washington triumphantly proceeded Downtown, jeering Americans on Staten Island were fired upon by a British ship in what has been described as the last shot fired in the war.
All that nonsense happened on this day in 1783, and New York used to celebrate with parades. The Irish were really into it. The celebrations leveled off when World War I came along, and we had to like the British again, but you can still head down to Battery Park today and see some nerds dressed in funny costumes reenacting the goofiest end to the goofiest insurrection in history.
Some goofily dressed nerds won't be participating, of course:
On Monday, a spokeswoman for the British consul-general in New York said he had no plans to commemorate Evacuation Day.
Sore losers!
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While America Lies In Ruins, Selfish Celebrities Party In Dubai [Treading On Me]
Posted: November 21st, 2008, 12:23pm CST by Richard
Tags: Treading On me
Are you a horrible camera flash-stained, fraying-at-the-edges tabloid media darling who mourns the loss of the recent American rococo decade? Is everyone being poor and complaining all the time just too much for you? Well worry not, dear inexplicably financed friend, because Dubai is waiting for you! Oh you know about crazy Dubai, don't you? Unlike this ailing and needy nation, the Arab Emirate is flush with sandy money and crazy man-made islands and, ooo, brand-new gaudy hotels! Like a beacon or a lighthouse calling to them out of the icky dark, American celebrities who had it better when the world was gold showed up in droves for the huge, $20 million dollar opening gala for the new Atlantis Palms megaresort in Dubai this week. Look who was there partying while we back here in the home country hopped boxcars and ate cold soup thickened with sawdust:Cocaine-snazzled actress Lindsay Lohan, who is now a gay person dating a gay woman who deejayed at the bash. Odious "actress" and model Mischa Barton (who, OK, was born in England, but she made her money here). Tax-dodging half-vampire Wesley Snipes. Too-bored-to-ever-know-where-she-is fashion plate Mary Kate Olsen. I guess things here in the patriotic old US of A got a bit too messy for them, a bit too elbow-greasy. So they flit on over to some twirling, towering desert city of steel and glass where the champagne still flows and the hotels are tacky and people still have the energy to celebrate it all. Fair-weather Americans if you ask me.
While the country burns—literally and figuratively—these folks spent how much on dresses (and, um, banana-yellow suits in the case of Mr. Snipes), to go fete it up in the Middle East and had the audacity to smile?? Well I hope they like it over there in Terrorist Disney World, because they aren't allowed back here.
All images via Getty
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Douchebag Says What
Posted: November 20th, 2008, 9:57am CST by cityrag
Tags: get Your Freak On
Douchebag Says What Here's what we know... they like puckered lips, plucked eyebrows, hair gel, orange tans, diamond studs and throwing signs, but after years of watching this cult, the "why?" remains a mystery. Click the tools... Check out the...
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Why Would Ronald Perelman Need Better Press? [Dirt On Dan Abrams Clients]
Posted: November 19th, 2008, 10:57am CST by Hamilton Nolan
Tags: Dirt On dan Abrams Clients
So, former MSNBC guy Dan Abrams is starting a "consulting" firm full of random media people to give advice to rich corporate clients about how to handle media-related issues. Do you know what that's called? It's called a PR firm. But this PR firm would never call itself that, because that would make the media people it employs sound corrupt. The thing is, this firm's business plan is so annoying that the rest of the media (us) is going to cover its clients even harder to make up for it. For example! Abrams' first client is billionaire Ron Perelman. Now why would Ron Perelman need to worry about his reputation?- Personal: Crazy divorces! Perelman's been divorced three times. He met his third wife, Patricia Duff, when they were both still married. They had a child together before they were married. A year later they were going through a nasty public divorce! "The court psychiatrist found Duff to be paranoid and narcissistic and Perelman to have serious anger management issues, Perelman caught a great deal of flak for testifying that it cost about $3 a day to feed his daughter, and both sides alleged physical abuse by the other party." That's bad. Perelman told Duff at the time, [“I will destroy you, and I will enjoy it.”]
Then there was his dramatic marriage to and divorce from actress Ellen Barkin. Perelman once got mad when she did a movie sex scene with Laurence Fishburne. He was a narcissistic, controlling guy. Eventually they got divorced, and he gave her between $20-60 million. But he moved on quickly!
- Business: Perelman is a billionaire investor who got a reputation as a corporate raider way back in the 1980s. (He learned from his businessman dad, who made little Ron sit in on board meetings at age 12 and yelled at him and made him an angry young loner). Several times in his career he was accused of "greenmail," which means buying up enough shares of a company to scare the company into paying him a lot of money to go away. He made tens of millions in this way, which is great for Ron Perelman, and terrible for shareholders.
Another fun thing was when he had one public company he controlled pay him four times market value for his shares in another company. Later he was forced to undo this because, you know, you're not allowed to take money from everybody else in order to buy holdings from yourself at wildly inflated prices.
Another time, in a contract dispute lawsuit, an employee named Fred Tepperman "charged that the breakfast meetings [with Perelman] were nothing but a podium Perelman used to boast about his sexual conquests, and thus Tepperman was merely avoiding pointless meetings, as any worker would." Ha.
- And: Clinton operative Vernon Jordan tried to get Perelman to give a job to Monica Lewinsky at Revlon, a company Perelman got in one of the nastiest corporate takeovers in history. Then the Lewinsky scandal broke and Perelman's name was all over it, hilariously.
Stay tuned for more! Every time someone seeks out the advice on how not to get slimed in the press, it only reminds us of why they need the help.
- Personal: Crazy divorces! Perelman's been divorced three times. He met his third wife, Patricia Duff, when they were both still married. They had a child together before they were married. A year later they were going through a nasty public divorce! "The court psychiatrist found Duff to be paranoid and narcissistic and Perelman to have serious anger management issues, Perelman caught a great deal of flak for testifying that it cost about $3 a day to feed his daughter, and both sides alleged physical abuse by the other party." That's bad. Perelman told Duff at the time, [“I will destroy you, and I will enjoy it.”]
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100 Movie Spoilers
Posted: November 19th, 2008, 6:10am CST by cityrag
Tags: get Your Freak On
100 Movie Spoilers Ya know those major movies you missed over the years, that leave you feeling left out on party references? Here's an awesome video that solves the problem ... 100 Movie Spoilers in 5 Minutes Top 10 Movie... -
Domino Toppling Kicks Ass
Posted: November 17th, 2008, 12:13pm CST by cityrag
Tags: get Your Freak On
Domino Toppling Kicks Ass Woohoo! A new record for toppled dominos has been set. Let's go to the video tape... Domino Day 2008! More Kick Ass Videos -
Bride of McCain
Posted: October 31st, 2008, 12:10pm CDT by cityrag
Tags: get Your Freak On
Bride of McCain Ahhhhhhhhhhh! God, let it be over soon. McCain Sucks Nuts Sarah Palin's Mullet Image by George Wittman
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'Porno' Sounds Too Porny [On Language]
Posted: October 31st, 2008, 11:25am CDT by Hamilton Nolan
Tags: On Language
The salacious title of the Weinstein Co.'s new Kevin Smith flick Zack and Miri Make a Porno is proving to be a bad decision. It's already screwed up the movie's marketing efforts. Must it lead to stilted reviews as well? "And so it will hardly be shocking that 'Zack and Miri Make a Porno' is about two people, named Zack (Seth Rogen) and Miri (Elizabeth Banks), who make what my copy editors would prefer that I call a pornographic movie," writes A.O. Scott in the Times today. To be fair, the Times is full of pussy-ass hoes.
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Floating Heads in Hollywood
Posted: October 30th, 2008, 10:17am CDT by cityrag
Tags: get Your Freak On
Floating Heads in Hollywood We thought this hilarious video that exposes the phenomenon of beheaded celebrities in movie posters would make a nice Halloween treat... Movie Poster Floating Heads! Celebrity Bobbleheads From Funny or Die! -
Liza Minnelli on Broadway
Posted: October 23rd, 2008, 12:47pm CDT by cityrag
Tags: Word On the Street
Liza Minnelli on Broadway If you set Liza loose in midtown she'd fit right in with the happy crazy people that walk the streets, talking to themselves. Fortunately she's been given a stage to do that from - Liza Minnelli... -
Needled by the News
Posted: October 21st, 2008, 12:53pm CDT by cityrag
Tags: get Your Freak On
Needled by the News Metaphor art for those needled by salacious headlines... "meticulously executed needlepoint pieces transform the daily ghastliness of news occurrences and media spin into demure domestic objects of quaint design and questionable comfort" - Artist Needles the... -
Things That Look Like Boobs
Posted: October 21st, 2008, 10:21am CDT by cityrag
Tags: Word On the Street
Things That Look Like Boobs We see boobs everywhere. Can you tell what these twelve objects really are? Click to reveal the answer... Looks Like Celebrity Boobs! Inspired By Like Minds -
Painted on Costumes
Posted: October 17th, 2008, 9:52am CDT by cityrag
Tags: get Your Freak On
Painted on Costumes Here's a cheap and sexy costume idea that's always a crowd pleaser... body painting! It's hard to believe some of these are painted on, but they are. Click the pics for proof... Girl's Costume Warehouse Make Your...
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New Kids Fans Go Nucking Futs
Posted: October 12th, 2008, 10:30am CDT by TMZ Staff
Tags: wackyandweird hotvegas new Kids On
Filed under: Wacky & Weird, Hot Vegas
How did this possibly happen? Last night in Las Vegas, the New Kids arrived at LAX Nightclub to the kind of crowd that used to go bonkers for 'em 20 years ago. Repeat. 20 years ago.A quote from our guy in Vegas: "In all my years in Vegas, I've never...
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Gisele Bundchen’s Sexy New Video Shoot
Posted: October 10th, 2008, 12:08am CDT
Tags: gisele bundchen come On black
Looking sultry and seductive, Gisele Bundchen was spotted filming a music video for a new song called “Come On” by Blackcowboy in West Hollywood on Thursday (October 9).
Joined on the Melrose set by Kevin Connolly and Lukas Haas, the Brazilian bombshell sported a white tank top, tight black pants and studded black boots as she struck a few poses before taking to a curbside bench.
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Make Your Own Halloween Costume Ideas
Posted: October 8th, 2008, 10:17am CDT by cityrag
Tags: get Your Freak On
Make Your Own Halloween Costume Ideas It's time for our yearly round-up of unique and funny costumes, new ones and classics. Click the pics & get yer fright on!... Horrible Retro Halloween Costumes New Halloween Costumes for Kids Halloween Costumes...
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For Sale: 'Straight' Wall Streeter's 'Gay Virginity' [On The Block]
Posted: October 4th, 2008, 10:32am CDT by ian spiegelman
Tags: On the block
An anonymous 27-year-old who's just lost his job as an investment banker is auctioning off his "gay virginity" to the highest bidder. He says he's straight and that he looks like The O.C.'s Adam Brody (pictured). What with the economy a mess and him owing $32K in credit card debt, he promises the highest bidder 30 minutes of hot man-on-man sexytimes. Unless you like anal, because he won't give that up.What I am explictly offering as part of this auction is the following - I will wear the same suit that I wore at my job interview at my ex-firm. I will meet the winner in a 100% LEGAL setting such as either at a licensed brothel in Nevada or Rhode Island, and I will spend some time having a drink with them, hanging out with them, laughing, breaking the ice, and so on.
Afterwards, I will deliver what I would consider to be the ideal blowjob / handjob combination until the winner has an orgasm or 30 minutes passes whichever comes first.
Sorry but no anal activity of any kind is part of this offer!
If his website is to be believed (and who knows?!) the bidding is already up to $21,000. [via Guanabee]
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Jennifer Garner: Lunching On the Shore
Posted: October 3rd, 2008, 2:27pm CDT
Tags: Jennifer garner ivy On the
She’s been eating for two as of late, and yesterday Jennifer Garner enjoyed a delicious lunch out with friends at the Ivy at the Shore restaurant in Santa Monica, California.
The “Catch and Release” babe looked cute and casual in a pink maternity sweater with a navy blue skirt and sandals as she strolled down the street.
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Heather Locklear in D.U.I. Bust [Hell On Wheels]
Posted: September 28th, 2008, 12:27pm CDT by ian spiegelman
Tags: hell On wheels
Former Melrose Place and T.J. Hooker babe Heather Locklear's troubles continue. Two months after completing a four week stint in an Arizona treatment center for "anxiety and depression," Locklear was arrested and held in police custody last night in Santa Barbara on suspicion of driving while impaired. Police sources say that alcohol wasn't involved but that tests are being conducted to determine if the actress was on drugs. She was released on her own recognizance. [TMZ] Update: Mugshot goodness after the jump.
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Explain This Picture...
Posted: September 24th, 2008, 11:35am CDT by cityrag
Tags: get Your Freak On
Explain This Picture... Click for hilarious & plausible explanations of these strange photos!... Clean Dirty Photos Funny Uh-Oh Moments
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Gwyneth Paltrow: “Spain… On the Road Again”
Posted: September 22nd, 2008, 2:24am CDT
Tags: Gwyneth Paltrow spain On the
Simply striking, as always, Gwyneth Paltrow attended the launch party for “Spain...On The Road Again” at the Queen Sofia Spanish Institute in New York City on Sunday evening (September 21).
Looking as if everything in life is going as well as could be hoped for, Gwyneth recently revealed that things haven’t always been at their best - as she kicked post-partum depression with the help of exercise and Madonna.
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Sarah Palin Jerk Off
Posted: September 19th, 2008, 7:57am CDT by cityrag
Tags: get Your Freak On
Sarah Palin Jerk Off Something we can all come together on, this is one insanely funny video.... I Masturbated To Sarah Palin John McCain's Chipmunk Head -
The Hottest Muppets?
Posted: September 18th, 2008, 12:49pm CDT by cityrag
Tags: get Your Freak On
The Hottest Muppets? We've learned to expect anything on the internet, but this is just wrong, and really funny. Who didn't crush on the Mahna Mahna Girls?... The Top 5 Hottest Muppets Bonus: Celebrities That Look Like Muppets! -
My Little Pony Rides Again
Posted: September 18th, 2008, 8:37am CDT by cityrag
Tags: Word On the Street
My Little Pony Rides Again My Little Pony is celebrating 25 years with "25 Ponies" designed by artists, celebrities, and musicians that bring some fun edge to this classic toy. They'll be unveiled tonight at the Chelsea Art Museum in...
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"The Idea Of Bloggers In Their Pajamas In Basements Has Just Sort Of Collapsed" [Bloggers On Tv]
Posted: September 17th, 2008, 3:06pm CDT by Moe
Tags: Bloggers On tv
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So says Politico blogger Ben Smith, who wore a suit to appear — looking nothing like his illustration, albeit kind of cute! — on Martha this morning.* The lifestyle queen invited political bloggers to her show today because she thinks it's scary the nation might elect a president who doesn't know how to read them and also probably because the more topical subject of complex financial shenanigans is not her specialty, oh wait just kidding. Personally I have always thought not being addicted to the internet was John McCain's most attractive quality since being tortured, but it raises a good point: I do not want presiding over this perilous economy one of those people who asks "You actually get paid to do that?"Like, for god sakes, yes motherfucker I majored in personal electronics assembly but there just weren't a lot of opportunities in that.
*But isn't this just because bloggers do not wear pajamas, being as they pass out in their clothes?
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Katie Holmes' Secret YouTube Confessions
Posted: September 17th, 2008, 10:06am CDT by cityrag
Tags: Word On the Street
Katie Holmes' Secret YouTube Confessions Shhhh, don't tell anyone, but Katie Holmes has a secret closet where she's video tapping whacked out messages and sneaking them onto YouTube! Watch her revealing and hilarious confessions here! OK, it's really a brilliant... -
Robert Schimmel Explains The Shocker
Posted: September 16th, 2008, 12:34pm CDT by cityrag
Tags: get Your Freak On
Robert Schimmel Explains The Shocker Comedian Robert Schimmel is a dark, raw, New Yorker who tells it like it is and can be crazy funny. Like when he talks about blow-job maneuvering and having "the shocker" explained to him by... -
Learn To Fight Dirty
Posted: September 10th, 2008, 12:27pm CDT by cityrag
Tags: get Your Freak On
Learn To Fight Dirty Shin kicks, spit-takes, dirty holds and handlebar mustaches! Double Viking defies you to "find a self-defense video more awesome than this one" - Greatest Self-Defense Video EVER! Cheerleader Fights Happen System of a Kid Fight Cat...
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Know Your Coded Racial Language! [On Language]
Posted: September 9th, 2008, 3:55pm CDT by Pareene
Tags: On Language
We thought the bizarre GOP attacks against "community organizers" were just commonplace venom against those dumb enough to try to "change the system" with anything other than money and its attendant political power, not necessarily coded messages (the disdain Rudy Giuliani displayed when snarling the words was surely his own ad-lib, as a noted enemy of communities, and ferrets). But one can forgive New York Governor David Paterson for reading a racial element into the odd slurs—"community organizing" does just sound like something the black communities need, right? But in stating as much, Paterson wandered into the national political fray, and now a McCain spokesman is accusing Paterson of "playing the race card" and also this is Obama's fault, because they are desperate, and this is all divisive and shameful. So ok! The "community organizer" thing has nothing to do with race, at all. Sheesh! Poor white guys, always in trouble for saying utterly harmless things, like calling NBC journalist Ron Allen (who is black!) "uppity". As we all know, uppity is just an all-purpose general term for "elitist," which is a post-racial term for fag. Right?
cityrag
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Fun With Censorship Bars
Posted: September 4th, 2008, 11:33am CDT by cityrag
Tags: get Your Freak On
Fun With Censorship Bars OMG, porny awesomeness and totally sfw!!... Censor Bar Art More clean fun... Tree Porn - Olsen Porn - Puppy Porn -
Sarah Palin's Mullet
Posted: September 2nd, 2008, 12:15pm CDT by cityrag
Tags: Word On the Street
Sarah Palin's Mullet There's really no need to disparage Sarah Palin, her lack of political experience does that nicely. However, we couldn't let her "femullet" past go unnoted... Sarah Palin Vs. Joe Dirt! Click to enlarge... Politics is a Heady...
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What a Plastic Surgery-Free Michael Jackson Might Look Like [On Beauty]
Posted: August 28th, 2008, 10:46am CDT by Richard
Tags: On beauty
Accompanying an astoundingly sad-on-all-accounts article about former pop singer Michael Jackson (on forgetting that he's turning 50 years old, not 40: "It all went by so fast, didn't it? I wish I could do it all over again, I really do." Devastating) is an image of what the King of Pop may have looked like had he not had alllll that plastic surgery. It's a well done imagining, a believable cross between Usher and Billy Dee Williams, rather than the ghost of Joan Crawford that you see on the left. A rare vision of one's life had a different turn in the road been taken. Unfortunately, Mr. Jackson, I've not seen your childhood, perhaps it's collecting dust somewhere up in that crumbling personal theme park of yours. But an alternate adulthood? Yes, that's right here. [Mail via LA Rag Mag] Click through for larger image.
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Great Olympic Moments
Posted: August 27th, 2008, 11:50am CDT by cityrag
Tags: get Your Freak On
Great Olympic Moments Has anyone else been missing the Olympics this week? Click the images for a last hurrah!... Michael Phelps Photos Beach Volleyball Rocks
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Pamela Anderson’s Down Under Press Conference
Posted: August 26th, 2008, 2:17pm CDT
Tags: Pamela anderson pam girl On
In an attempt to take over the world with her new Reality TV show “Pam: Girl on the Loose,” Pamela Anderson paid a visit to her fans in Australia during a press conference yesterday.
The “Baywatch” babe showed up at the Sofitel Hotel in Sydney to field questions and drum up support for her show, though she may have gotten a little more than she bargained for.
cityrag
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Naked in New York City
Posted: August 22nd, 2008, 12:00pm CDT by cityrag
Tags: get Your Freak On
Naked in New York City We love the shots of this dude running through the streets on New York City totally naked, it's kind of life affirming in it's own way... Greg Johnson's Naked Run USA Woody's Naked Jog Giseles...
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Which TNR Editors Came "Thisclose" To Joining The Military? [Get Your War On]
Posted: August 22nd, 2008, 11:06am CDT by Moe
Tags: get Your war On
Yesterday we wrote about the redemption of Scott Beauchamp, The New Republic's discredited "Baghdad Diarist" whose missives about running over dogs and mocking mutilated women were semi-retracted by the magazine after a right wing shitshow. Today we are back with two clarifications courtesy Beauchamp belle Elspeth Reeve, who you'll recall is not only the wife of the young soldier, but also his fact-checker. The first is that a lot of Beauchamp's details about his fellow soldiers' coarse behavior might seem more credible in light of the fact that as our buddy Leon pointed out a few weeks ago it is Beauchamp's army company that produced those four soldiers charged with conspiracy to commit murder. And clarification #2 has to do with my suggestion that TNR editor Frank Foer retracted the columns because he was "fundamentally a pussy." Reeve pointed out that some TNR editors are actually somewhat badass!While Reeve pointed out that there was "indeed a disconnect" between Scott and his editors at the magazine — when Scott would be two hours late for a scheduled conference call because, say, his friend had driven his Bradley into a canal and he had to pull him out, Foer would panic and be "like, 'OH MY GOD WHERE WERE YOU?!?!'" — she says that the editors did their very best to communicate with her broad-shouldered beau "on his level." How'd they accomplish this?
In emails and IMs with their soldier correspondent, she explains, they littered their exchanges with phrases like "yeah man" and "fuck that d-bag" and also "we're gonna nail that guy's balls to the wall."
In addition, says Reeve, one editor revealed to her husband — and also, the TNR office — that he had come "thisclose" to joining the Marines 10 years earlier. (Another ex-TNR staffer, corroborating this story, added that this particular editor, is also "given to wearing" motorcycle boots along with jeans and french-cuffed shirts to work.)
Another editor told Reeve he "very seriously considered joining the IDF" right after high school, but didn't because he "knew someone like Ariel Sharon could be elected." (Hey guy: Marty Peretz resembles that remark!)
Reeve added that she is considering pursuing a graduate degree for which she will write a thesis about "manliness and how it ruins everything."
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Olympic Cheerleaders? No Way!
Posted: August 22nd, 2008, 9:35am CDT by cityrag
Tags: get Your Freak On
Olympic Cheerleaders? No Way! Yes way, Olympic Beach Volleyball has cheerleaders!! Being new to this discovery, we'd like to reconsider our assertion that the best butts at the Olympics are on the players. Click to enlarge!... More Beach Volleyball Butts... -
Real World Brooklyn Already Sucks
Posted: August 19th, 2008, 12:48pm CDT by cityrag
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Real World Brooklyn Already Sucks Not even on yet and "The Real World: Brooklyn" already sucks! From early use of the Real World name to hype sales in the building they'll live in, to phony waterside workouts and walks through... -
Michael Phelps Photos
Posted: August 15th, 2008, 9:52am CDT by cityrag
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Michael Phelps Photos A photo finish to the week. Yeah, we got the fever. Michael Phelps is an amazing athlete, with a killer body! Click the pictures to enlarge... Yay, It's Man-Boob Friday! Best Butts in the Olympics -
Mister Rogers Evil Clown Video
Posted: August 14th, 2008, 12:33pm CDT by cityrag
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Mister Rogers Evil Clown Video It's a beautiful day in the neighborhood, a beautiful day for... Ahhh!!! WTF???... The Most Evil Mr. Rogers Clip You'll Ever See Clowns suck... Scary Celebrity Clowns Worse Than Clowns Clowns On Smack -
Bernie Mac's Comedy Lives On
Posted: August 13th, 2008, 7:45am CDT by cityrag
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Bernie Mac's Comedy Lives On There are few things in life as wonderful as a gut wrenching laugh, and Bernie Mac was one of those rare comedians with the gift to drive people in to hysterics. An insanely funny clip... -
Harry Potter Orgy
Posted: August 12th, 2008, 9:52am CDT by cityrag
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Harry Potter Orgy Celebrity porn comics aren't very sexy, but they're occasionally funny. Click to see the dream of many a young lad uncensored (nsfw)... Previously: Olsen Twin Porn! -
Homer Simpson Euro Street Art
Posted: August 11th, 2008, 12:48pm CDT by cityrag
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Homer Simpson Euro Street Art A Euro turned up in a candy in Spain with Homer Simpson's face artfully carved over King Juan Carlos. It's an amazing piece of work that took some time, only to be dropped into the... -
The Best Butts in Beach Volleyball
Posted: August 8th, 2008, 10:40am CDT by cityrag
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The Best Butts in Beach Volleyball We appreciate the incredible athletic abilities of the women who play Olympic Beach Volleyball. We also appreciate their amazing butts. Click the photos to learn more!... If Lesbianism Was A Sport Name That Celebrity... -
Miss New York's the Real Thing Yo
Posted: August 6th, 2008, 12:42pm CDT by cityrag
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Miss New York's the Real Thing Yo Miss Brooklyn was recently crowned Miss New York! The Brooklyn Paper took the opportunity to ask her the question on everyone's mind. And yes, they're real, and she's quite spectacular. Click the photo... -
Doomsday is Here
Posted: July 31st, 2008, 6:41am CDT by cityrag
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Doomsday is Here Doomsday was released on DVD this week, and as promised, fourfour delivers an in-depth review chock full of fantastic images and insanely funny comments. Hang on to your seats kids, you're in for a wild ride!... Everything... -
Baby Wants Beer
Posted: July 28th, 2008, 12:00pm CDT by cityrag
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Baby Wants Beer Remember the first time you cried over a beer?... Alcoholic Baby Or tried to pry a bottle out of someone's hands. And the rest of the night went a little like this. Kid Sleeps In Cake Baby... -
Things Look Different When You're Drunk
Posted: July 23rd, 2008, 9:55am CDT by cityrag
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Things Look Different When You're Drunk A hilarious series of illustrations that show how different things seem when you're drunk. Don't miss!... Drunk-O-Vision More fun in parts One, Two, Three & Four! Drunk Tattoos, Yours For Life What Happens After... -
The Dark Knight T-Shirt Strikes
Posted: July 21st, 2008, 12:25pm CDT by cityrag
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The Dark Knight T-Shirt Strikes This put a smile on our face. A blogger's come up with a better slogan for The Dark Knight than "Why so serious?", on a t-shirt that matches the movie's serious bad-assery!.... How About A... -
The Watchmen Trailer is Here!
Posted: July 18th, 2008, 10:25am CDT by cityrag
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The Watchmen Trailer is Here! The Watchmen has been called "the smartest, most subversive superhero story ever created." The first trailer for the highly awaited movie was releases today, and it looks as dark, rich, exciting, and controversial as the... -
Schwarzenegger vs. Schwarzenegger
Posted: July 17th, 2008, 6:59am CDT by cityrag
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Schwarzenegger vs. Schwarzenegger Arnold Schwarzenegger's most bad-ass characters fight to the death in a virtual cage match! Who'll be left standing?... Let’s Get It ON!!! Arnold Schwarzenegger in Drag Schwarzenhuffer Getting High Arnold's Funniest Moments Images via Double Viking -
A Dark Night in New York City
Posted: July 16th, 2008, 12:48pm CDT by cityrag
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A Dark Night in New York City Hot damn! Call us a geek, but the best shots of The Dark Knight's premiere in NYC are the ones of the Batmobile and Batpod!... The World's Craziest Cars! Spiderman in New York...
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Queen Elizabeth Looks Fantastic in Her Swimsuit [On Beauty]
Posted: July 16th, 2008, 10:58am CDT by Richard
Tags: On beauty
Helen Mirren is a hundred and eleven years old and she looks great! (Actually, she's a spry 62). The many, many awards-winning actress (most notably, perhaps, for The Queen) was photographed recently in Puglia, swimming and climbing rocks in a bikini. And, quite frankly, she looks better than half the ladies half her age who wear similar bathing costumes. Mirren is pretty free with her body—appearing nude in a raft of films from Caligula in 1980 to the recent film about naked old British ladies, Calendar Girls, and writing a book about the subject—and, well, now we see why. So, there you go. Simple dame objectification midday on a Wednesday. [via BrianVan] Click thru for larger image.
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Make-Up Free Blonde Lady Terrorizes Vacation Town [On Beauty]
Posted: July 15th, 2008, 2:23pm CDT by Richard
Tags: On beauty
Because it's been a slow news month, here is a picture of benevolent-looking actress and orchardist Gwyneth Paltrow with no make-up on. I like her earrings. She's in the Hamptons. She probably had some white wine and swayed a bit to an Allman Brothers song and then maybe picked up one of her little ones and pointed at some birds and then went home and went to bed. ISN'T IT HIDEOUS??? [LA Rag Mag] Click thru for larger, soul crushing, city-destroying image.
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Scooby-Doo on CSI
Posted: July 15th, 2008, 10:20am CDT by cityrag
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Scooby-Doo on CSI We love this hilarious and super gory cartoon parody! Find out who shot Scrappy-Doo right before he could slit Shaggy's throat, and why!?... CSI: Scooby-Doo He-Man and She-Ra Want to Bang Best Looney Tunes Cartoon Ever -
Tree Porn
Posted: July 14th, 2008, 12:17pm CDT by cityrag
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Tree Porn Those naughty trees are at it again! Fresh tree porn spotted in the wild... Naked Chick Tree and Dirty Trees! Gallery of Tree Porn Images via BlameItOnTheVoices and Cameltap </