What would an episode of The Hills be without Audrina Patridge in a bikini? Still the same, unwatchable MTV fake reality show, just minus the hot girl in the teeny bikini.
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Halloween night has come and gone. You’ve probably all eaten up all you kids candy at this point. Now it’s time to see just what kind of crazy and slutty costumes our favorite celebrities rocked this year.
Here is my commentary, for what it’s worth. Sexy Little Red Riding Hood seems to be big this year, Heidi Klum is terrifying in that Hindu goddess get-up, I have no freakin’ idea who Jessica Alba is supposed to be..unless she is dressed as a very unhappy blonde. Audrina Patridge’s costume sucks, Blake Lively is adorable as Cleopatra, Matha Stewart is believable as Medusa and the Pussycat Dolls look just as trashy as any other day of the year. I was going to give Kate Beckinsale a big thumbs up for being the classiest Red Riding Hood…until I saw the dead boars head in her basket. WTF?
I’m not even going to comment on how ridicu-freakin-lous Mariah Carey and her boy toy look or how double gay Lance Bass looks dressed as Zac Efron from High School Musical 3. Did I mention how Kim Kardashian managed to make kick-ass Wonder Woman look slutty? I can’t believe she got that booty into those red panties.
Audrina Patridge arrived at the Chateau Marmont hotel for an MTV Video Music Awards after party in West Hollywood, California looking pumped and ready for a good time! Audrina held hands with a burly looking security guard, who escorted her to a cab afterwards. We wonder why that cute boy with her didn’t do the protecting? Audrina looked fab in her gold mini dress!

Audrina Patridge is no stranger to using her body for publicity. I’m sure you all remember the Playboy reject topless pictures that “accidentally” got leaked back in April of this year. Now, word on the street is that Audrina will be going topless for her role in ‘Into the Blue 2‘. If any of you had the misfortune to see ‘Into the Blue‘ then you know that like Jessica Alba’s tight booty in the first one, Audrina’ boobs may be the only thing that gets people in the theater seats for part two.
Audrina will keep the buzz of her cleavage going this summer with more nude pictures from the set of a film she is working on. According to a report from Star magazine, Audrina will be taking it all off again in the film. The scandal from March has not dissuaded the 23-year-old from stripping it off and the magazine is reporting that is what she will be doing during the filming “Into The Blue 2″.
And Star Magazine is reporting that it has learned Audrina will have a topless scene in the movie (where she plays Kelsey and stars along side Laura Vandervoort). “The script calls for a moment where Audrina takes off her bathing-suit top for two seconds,” a source tells the magazine. “Still, she’s a little nervous, because she wants to be seen as a serious actress.”
Audrina Partridge has discovered how much easier it is to show your breasts than it is to actually work. CLICK HERE to see more uncensored non-talented pictures APart.
Is Audrina Partridge epically stupid or is she punkin’ us? If it’s a prank its a bad one. No one believes this tattoo is real. If she had gotten a smaller, less obnoxious tattoo this story would be totally believable. Audry baby, next time you want to pull a prank from some publicity…call Ashton. He’ll hook you up.
Hills star Audrina Patridge walked into an L.A. tattoo parlor yesterday and walked out with a rather cryptic bit of Chinese writing on her left forearm. And our translator tells us she’s either trying to pull one over on everyone — or she’s the dumbest person on the planet.
Loosely translated from Chinese to English, Audrina’s new body ink reads, “The rice is fried in pork fat.”"
Back before Audrina Partridge landed her role on the hit MTV reality show The Hills, her biggest ambition was to become a Playboy Playmate. Hugh Hefner is probably kicking himself in his old ass right now.
In a statement made through her rep, Audrina tells TMZ “I took these photos years ago when I was just out of high school and beginning to model. I was young and very trusting of others and I didn’t know to protect myself. It is a lesson learned, for myself, and hopefully for the young girls who look up to me.”
CLICK HERE to see the entire NSFW but very sexy set of Audrina Partridge nude photos.
This story is the epitome of why I find celebrity gossip so amusing and why I am so proud to be a cog in the wheel of the machine that churns out such ridiculousness on a daily basis. The girl from "The Hills," whom I only recognize because I believe she is one of the few brunettes on the show, Audrina Patridge, recently broke up with her boyfriend, Justin "Bobby" Brescia, after an incident in which she spotted him "making out with a red-headed girl right in front of Audrina, and when she confronted him about it he laughed in her face," according to a source that dished to Us Weekly. A source also revealed that:
"Whenever they'd go out, he'd ignore her. He would never return her calls, never ask her on dates."And this is Audrina's take on the situation:
"I don't feel like he's giving it all," she tells Us. "I'm always there for him no matter what, and sometimes I don't feel like it's mutual."Yeah, well, unless you wanted to make out with that girl too, then no, the feeling isn't mutual and why were you dating him in the first place? He sounds horrible and what an inappropriate use of the euphemism, not "giving it all"? This break-up should have been the easiest ever in the history of all break-ups. And with that, here are some pictures of Audrina with her new man, Tyson Paige, whom Audrina will probably only start to believe might possibly be a bad match for her once he blocks her number on his cell phone and proceeds to have sex with another woman in front of her.
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Photos: WENN
More photos of Audriana Partidge with her new boyfriend, Tyson Paige, after the jump.