Not that that’s a bad thing necessarily, I actually like Carol, but would prefer by 100x to see Dita Von Teese in the centerfold than I would a model twenty-years past her prime. Sorry, Carol.
Besides, Dita is such great eye candy. Whether you think she is beautiful or not, you know you love to stare.
See unedited pics at Germany’s Playboy website.
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The stars came out to shine at the Catherine Malandrino Maison Grand Opening and 10 Year Anniversary - hosted by singer Mary J Blige and Catherine herself!
Also in attendance? Dita Von Teese in a nude (ha ha ha) dress and the voluptuous Rosario Dawson...
Then there's Michelle Trachtenberg, who we LOVED on Gossip Girl, but, er, she's lookin' a little pasty here. Not to mention those cankles!
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Hey, just sayin'!
Dita Von Teese shows off her national pride in Malibu this past weekend.
RED: The dress, shoes and lips, obvi.
WHITE: The skin.
BLUE: Again, the skin, it's so pale it's blue!
Hey, at least Dita's getting a jump on the holiday to celebrate the fourth by wearing our country's colors!
On another note, is her friend wearing like the same thing, only in black? Her shoes are the same at least...
Dita Von Teese is heading back to court. The burlesque dancer, real name Heather Sweet, completed her divorce in January from Marilyn Manson. But now the burlesque goddess want to show deceased LA-based dominatrix, Cynthia Butler, who, is boss. Dita has filed a suit claiming, the dominatrix stole her half of the rights (and cash) to “Slick City,” a movie Von Teese made in 2001 with producer Bob Zahurak.
