Incompetent superflack Ronn [sic] Torossian's take on media bias: It exists.
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6 items tagged "Torossian"
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A Controversial Stand [Ronn Torossian]
Posted: September 5th, 2008, 2:08pm CDT by Hamilton Nolan
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Comical PR Man Has No Time For Editing Or Democracy [Ronn Torossian]
Posted: July 24th, 2008, 9:08am CDT by Hamilton Nolan
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As soon as you see an op-ed which begins, "As the owner of one of the 25th largest public relations agencies in the U.S.," you should immediately guess that it's an opus by none other than language-challenged sock puppeteer and unapologetically incompetent superflack Ronn [sic] Torossian, head of 5WPR. "Let's begin with the basics: Bribery is unacceptable, yet for a democracy or civilized government, it is wholly abhorrent," writes Ronn. Please explain, sir!The Sunday Times recently ran a damning investigative story on a lobbyist, and Ronn is here to offer up the other, less logical side of the argument:
• Lobbyists and PR firms are hired (PAID) to represent entities and to advocate on their behalf. It doesn't mean that they agree with the causes, but business is not academics, it is just business.
That's what gangsters say too.
• Having access and dropping names is a key part of business for lobbyists, PR firms and those of us in political life...Do friends not introduce one another for business? Is bringing a friend to golf, joining the country club or fraternity not about paying for access? Of course it is, and this is no different. He had access, and dropped names. That's not a scandal.
That's what gangsters say too.
• Many in the PR business are often too quiet about actions by an overzealous media attempting to make headlines and sell ink. Media oftentimes can endanger a client's business interests to the point of no return.
Those media: always trying to sell that ink! Perhaps someone should pay them a visit.
Other things that can endanger your business interests include lying on purpose, calling your employees synonyms for "vagina," and ensuring that all of your underlings are total clowns.
[Bulldog Reporter; pic via MB]
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Aphorisms [Ronn Torossian]
Posted: July 2nd, 2008, 4:30pm CDT by Hamilton Nolan
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Hey look, there's a new interview out with entrepreneurial success story Ronn [sic] Torossian, head of 5WPR. "The person who succeeds at 5W is someone who would find their way out of a room without a window or door. And do it quickly," he says. Oddly, that makes perfect sense. [PRNewser; RonnTorossianPR.com]
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Mandatory Events In July [Ronn Torossian]
Posted: June 27th, 2008, 4:18pm CDT by Hamilton Nolan
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Famous dirtbag political hack Roger Stone is going to be a July 25 guest speaker at the offices of 5WPR, run by famous dirtbag flack Ronn Torrossian. Never again will you have the opportunity to see so many esteemed -acks in a single room! Click through for the RSVP information. Everyone is expected to attend. [Really, anybody want to go report on this one for us? Email me.]
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New Beginnings []
Posted: May 7th, 2008, 4:50pm CDT by Hamilton Nolan
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Incompetent superflack Ronn [sic] Torossian has moved his blog off Blogspot to a respectable new address, RonnTorossian.com. Not to be confused with RonnTorossianPR.com, which takes you to a douche ad.
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Ronn's Daily Inspiration []
Posted: April 16th, 2008, 1:28pm CDT by Hamilton Nolan
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"For your imagination reaches beyond your thoughts and your mind. Its transforming power comes from the fact that it is connected to all you are. Life becomes the way you most sincerely and consistently visualize it to be. What do you dare to imagine?" [Thoughts From Ronn Torossian, the personal blog of the incompetent superflack]
