
John Mayer realized his missing dick was still attached to Jennifer Aniston.
The hoes are back together to hit it off again. Apparently they were seen in L.A. smooching. I’m sure that Jennifer did some vodoo shit for this to happen. She probably used his pubic hair to make him come back to her. What a freak.
And the fact that John is a pusssy doesn’t make the situation any better.
He’s basically accepting the fact that Jennifer is the man for him.



