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John Mayer realized his missing dick was still attached to Jennifer Aniston.
The hoes are back together to hit it off again. Apparently they were seen in L.A. smooching. I’m sure that Jennifer did some vodoo shit for this to happen. She probably used his pubic hair to make him come back to her. What a freak.
And the fact that John is a pusssy doesn’t make the situation any better.
He’s basically accepting the fact that Jennifer is the man for him.
I don’t like Hef’s new soon to be girlfriends (Kristina and Karissa Shannon).
I grew up loving Kendra, Bridget and Holly (okay well not so much Holly, she was kind of annoying). The twins don’t even look funny. They’re probably not twins. You can make anyone twins with a little bit of plastic surgery.
FYI: The chick on top needs to work out or some shit. Nobody wants to see jiggly skin from a bikini.
Screw this. If The Girls Next Door has these two new bimbos on the show, I’ll drop the show. I miss Kendra’s dorky laugh, Bridget’s kind heart and Holly’s know-it-all motherly attitude.
F*** the new hoes!!!
Seriously, what the nut Catherine Zeta Jones?
Who did this to you? What’s wrong with your face? Did you get into a bronzer fight or something? And…what are those red marks on your chest? Is there something I should know?
I will stop asking your picture these questions. Anyways people…I think Catherine’s body is slowly dying….all those T-Mobile commercials have slowly ruined her. And the fact that Michael Douglas is her husband.
Here’s a few words of advice: Get a M-A-K-E U-P A-R-T-I-S-T
When you google shit, this picture of Ali Lohan should be coming up.
That girl looks so damn ugly. I didn’t even recognize her for a couple of seconds, the fuglyness was messing with my memory. She can’t sing, act, dance, talk…she’s only famous because her sister Lindsay was awesome back in the day.
Here is a fun quote: “The reality show that I am doing with my famiily is a great way to show that we are actually a normal family and not some freaks the tabloids make us out to be.”
Hm, I think your family resembles goblins. Greedy ass mofos who are all ugly as f***. And your reality show is shit. It just confirms how awful you Lohans are. But the real issue is: whose the dumb bitch that put Ali on the cover?
Fire that f***er.
The hype and anticipation for Lindsay Lohan’s third studio album is elevating at an exponential level.
It will be called Spirit In The Dark. Hm…the title is interesting, now does this Spirit refer to her lesbian self and how she’s still in the closet…so that gives away the Dark part? Yep. I’m pretty damn sure that’s what it means.
Let’s take a look at the other homies that will be producing songs on the album. Here are two familiar names: Pharrell Williams and Akon. Pharrell is awesome and so is Akon, but can they really make Linsday’s album Grammy-winning?
Hell no.
I don’t know who dresses Rihanna, but whoever it is needs to rethink their career and their existence.
At the BET awards, she almost killed some dozen people with her flashy, layered, cake-like dress. What the hell was that? Her hair…her lipstick..her essence are murdering her reputation. I think Big Bird looks wayyyyy better than her.”Beautiful frilly dress”- wtf? Whats so beautiful about that dress? It looked like shit on her. But then again it’s nothing new when Rihanna looks like shit.
Someone, anyone, stop these fashion faux pas.
Holy shit. What the hell is my grandmother’s
table cloth doing on Nicole Richie?
What in the world is she wearing? While she was
trying to lose baby fat, did she miss and puke
all over another dress and then was forced to wear
this one? Look at that hair? Is that the Kate Moss
on drugs look? Because she’s got that shit down then.
Go get your roots re-done, you skank.