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The Donald and Melania went with mostly subdued basic black and blue for The Museum of Modern Art's Benefit Gala in NY last night, but because the Trumps never do anything subdued, Melania added some red pumps to the mix!
Fab or faux pas?
I have to go with fab here. A splash of color never hurt anyone!
But what's with the Donald co-opting the Lilo? DOES NOT WORK!
Ivanka Trump and Eva Amurri have a lot in common - both girls have famous parents (Donald Trump and Susan Sarandon, respectively), and it looks like they have similar taste in clothes too! At the MoMa event last night, Ivanka and Eva both rocked furry black creations - Ivanka went for a black trench, while Eva sported a fuzzy overcoat with a black pom pom as a purse. So who worked the gorilla chic look better?
We think Donald's daughter does!
Do not want
Could you imagine how insufferable Donald and Ivana Trump must have been when they were married? I would have rather stuck my head into a oven than spent five minutes alone with the two of them. Glad I got that off my chest. From Page Six:
The dad whose family was berated by Ivana Trump on a recent Continental flight has filed a complaint with the airline. Andrew Frank told Page Six he was sitting next to Trump in coach when she called his children - ages 3 years and 18 months - “barbarians” and told him to “shut them up.” Frank said, “As soon as Ivana sat down, she started to look at me and tell my kids to shut up and that they were barbarians. I was so upset, I told the flight attendant that I wanted to speak to the captain. I thought this would happen when the plane landed.” As we reported, the attendant then persuaded a first-class passenger to change seats with Trump. “My kids weren’t yelling or crying,” Frank said. “My 3-year-old just asked a few questions about the plane.” He said he called in a complaint to Continental and was told it was being looked into. (Source)
Wow, the economy must be in worse shape than I thought if Ivana Trump is flying coach. Let this story be a lesson to all of you billionaire divorcees out there: don’t spend all of your settlement money on Botox injections. Because eventually, your alimony payments will dry up faster than that thing between your legs that got him to marry you in the first place.
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Ivanka Trump
Ivanka Trump at the “Trump Hotel & Tower Dubai” launch party held at The Tar Estate in Beverly Hills (8/23)
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The A-listers were out in full force on Saturday night, attending an exclusive party to launch the Trump International Hotel & Tower Dubai thrown by Donald Trump and Sultan Ahmed bin Sulayem at a private estate in Bel-Air.
Joining the real estate mogul were stars such as Heroes hotties Hayden Panettiere and Ali Larter, along with Orlando Bloom, Hilary Swank, Lucy Liu and Kate Walsh, among others.
Ivanka Trump was looking downright stunning when we saw her at Villa Lounge nightclub last night in West Hollywood, California. The child of Donald Trump has always been into fashion - we remember when she would do catwalks for all the big designers for free in exchange for clothes. Ivanka has still retained her lovely, unique look, even though she’s less into fashion and more into her Daddy’s business these days.
Contrary to last week's reports, Donald Trump has not purchased the troubled Ed McMahon's mansion and will NOT be his landlord.
McMahon's mouthpiece said the former Tonight Show co-star has agreed to a deal with a private buyer who isn't the Donald for his hilltop home. He was finally able to unload the property he's been trying to sell FOREVER. Hopefully the banks will lay off him now!
McMahon will move out of the home after the sale is complete.
Poor Ed!
Where will he and his alleged shopaholic wife go?
At least he's got this burden off his chest!
[Image via WENN.]
From Ivanka Trump's cover interview in the forthcoming issue of Page Six Magazine, which is a very highbrow publication. [Cover Awards]
Are you sitting down? Donald Trump is doing something nice! He is going to buy Ed McMahon's house (that is on foreclosure) and let Ed and his wife stay there according to the LA Times!
"I don't know the man, but I grew up watching him on TV," Trump said in an exclusive interview with The Times.Trump said he stepped in because helping McMahon "would be an honor." His plan is to buy the home from the lender and lease it back to McMahon.
"When I was at the Wharton School of Business," Trump said, "I'd watch him every night. How could this happen?"
So how did the deal come about? McMahon's real estate agent flew to NY and personally asked him to help Ed out and he said yes just in the nick of time. Ed had two weeks to find another buyer or he was going to lose his house.
I can't believe Trump did something so generous, but good for him! I guess with his son having his second child, put him in a giving mood!
xoxo Denise
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In the dumps!
Times are tough for The Donald (as well as millions of Americans).
Trump's casinos and resorts are struggling! His hotel and gaming business is reporting losses this year.
The company reported a second-quarter net loss of $29.8 million, or 94 cents per share, compared with a loss of $13.4 million, or 43 cents per share, a year earlier.
Net revenue fell 5 percent to $177.9 million, well below Wall Street's average forecast of $231.6 million.
It's not just gas prices to blame, Donald!
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Melania Trump at the launch of the “Trump International Hotel and Tower Dubai” held in New York (6/23)
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Always a lover of the finer things in life, Donald Trump held a lavish affair celebrating his newest hotel venture in Dubai at the Park Avenue Plaza in New York City on Monday night (June 23).
Among the Hollywood stars joining Donald, wife Melania and his two children, Donald Jr and Ivanka, were Demi Moore, Heidi Klum and Naomi Watts.
This story just goes to show that even if you’re rich, you can still have the same money problems as everyone else. Most of us assumed that former “Tonight Show” sidekick Ed McMahon was set for life, but when the news broke a couple of weeks ago that he was about to lose his house to foreclosure, it illustrated that the downward housing spiral was affecting people of all income levels. Now, it’s revealed that Ed is also a victim of the credit crunch- thanks to the spending habits of his wife, Pamela.
The one word that’s turning Ed McMahon from baller to beggar: Plastic.
Our sources tell us Pamela McMahon, Ed’s wife of 16 years, is literally spending him onto the street. We hear she’s completely “oblivious” to the late night legend’s cash troubles, and shops like their life depended on it. Her AmEx bill is legendary — the couple reportedly owes nearly $750K.
That’s causing an issue for Ed’s friends, who are conflicted about bailing him out. They don’t want to see their 85-year-old friend foreclosed on and homeless, but they also don’t want to encourage Pamela’s passion for Prada.
And to add insult to injury, now Donald Trump wants to exploit Ed’s sad situation for publicity. The blowhard famewhore has made a public “offer” to help the “Bloopers” star, but that’s news to Ed. Trump’s only reached out to the public — not the McMahons — as you think he might. A source close to Ed tells us the “people who are talking publicly aren’t necessarily the ones who are helping.” We hear there are others who “quietly” are trying to assist.
Ed’s rep denies Pamela’s spending is the reason for their troubles — the rep says she’s not “extravagant.”
Personally, I wouldn’t take a dime from Donald Trump. I’d sell everything I owned before accepting help from that jackass, because he’d never let you live it down. But then again, I’d also have a hard time lending money to someone with a $750,000 American Express bill. That’s almost a million bucks in purchases! What could she possibly be buying? Donald may be Ed’s only hope! If I were Ed, I would have quietly taken the AmEx and put it through a shredder years ago. He must have a hard time saying no.
Ed and Pamela McMahon are shown at the Cinema City International Film Festival on 9/29/07, thanks to PRPhotos.
You know that Donald Trump is regretting going to Scotland to find his roots since twice on this trip we have seen his bald roots!!!
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My hats off (because I have a full head of hair and no bald spot to hide) to Daily Mail for mapping out Donald Trump's combover. Although I think they did a great job explaining it, his hair still mystifies me. I wish he would accept the natural pattern of things and just let his hair be the way it should be! I mean who else besides me wants to see what is under that thing? I have been waiting years for that!!! addthis_url = 'http%3A%2F%2Fseriouslyomg.com%2F%3Fp%3D8413'; addthis_title = 'Donald+Trump%27s+hair+explained%3F'; addthis_pub = '';
I love how Donald Trump's comb-over is finally trying to make a run for it. Seriously that is a lot of hair to cover a bald spot. It looks more like an animal than actualy hair, you know like it is alive like an animal.
Even seeing in that picture that his hair is real it still mystifies me.
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Donald Trump and wife Melania at the 68th Annual American Ballet Theatre Spring Gala, NYC, trying to look all gangsta..
There are all different levels of bad ideas. There’s obvious ones like walking into traffic, and less obvious ones, like spending the day with Mel Gibson – it could go either way. But pretty much anything having to do with OJ Simpson is guaranteed to be a bad idea. It could even be spending a day with OJ Simpson petting kittens, and I assure you, something really, really bad will come of it. According to Page Six, OJ has expressed his desire to appear on Celebrity Apprentice – and Donald Trump and NBC are vaguely considering it.
It looks like there could be “killer” ratings in store for TV’s “The Celebrity Apprentice” if OJ Simpson gets his way. Page Six has learned the creepy double-murder acquittee has asked Donald Trump to allow him to appear on the top-rated NBC show next season. “Simpson really wants to do it. Trump and NBC are thinking about it, but are being very cautious,” our source said. “There’s a certain amount of heat associated with Simpson.”
[From the New York Post]
A certain amount of heat? That’s the understatement of the year. Yeah there’s generally some heat associated with murderers. Especially when you put them on reality shows. I wonder in what capacity Simpson would like to appear? Does he want to be one of the contestants, or is he hoping to appear in one of the challenges? Here’s an idea for a challenge: spend three hours in a room with OJ and try not to suffer a panic attack resulting from the absolute assurance that you will wind up with a slashed throat. That was somehow your fault.
Everyone knows Donald Trump loves attention, and any kind of publicity is alright with him. And I pick on Donald a lot. But if he has the basic class to pass on this and not give OJ Simpson any more attention, I promise to make fun of him one less time a month. Or at least I’ll do my best.
O.J. Simpson has asked Donald Trump to put him on the next season of “Celebrity Apprentice.”
A source at NBC told Page Six, “Simpson really wants to do it. Trump and NBC are thinking about it, but are being very cautious. There’s a certain amount of heat associated with Simpson.”
I’d hate to see what O.J. does if he gets fired.
Despite a rather contentious divorce over fifteen years ago, it seems that Donald and Ivana Trump have been able to remain friendly.
So friendly, that the Donald even attended her wedding Saturday at his Mar-a-Lago estate! Course, Ivana won partial use of the Palm Beach club in her divorce settlement, so it's not all out of the goodness of the Donald's heart, but hey, at least they're civil!
The ultimate cougar, Ivana married the twenty-three years younger Rubicondi under a canopy of multi-colored roses while their enormous wedding party (including daughter Ivanka as Maid of Honor) looked on.
Seriously, with the bridesmaids' rainbow of gowns it looked like a scene straight from 27 Dresses!
Congrats to the happy couple!
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Think she'll ever change her name from Trump? Doubtful!
"We are a construction company and we have job sites, we lose people... You better treat her right, because I have a .45 and a shovel." –Donald Trump, Jr., at his mother Ivana's wedding. Then he complimented her "great boobs." This seems like yet another great argument against marrying a Trump of any kind, even Ivanka, the relatively attractive and normal one. [Gatecrasher via Daily Intel]
Ivana Trump, 59, and her much younger Italian actor boyfriend, Rossano Rubicondi, 35, are set to tie the knot tomorrow in Palm Beach at Mar-a-Lago.
According to the PalmBeachPost.com, a nine foot tall wedding cake was ordered and will be shipped from Germany, and there will be 25 bridesmaids and groomsmen. Ivana's daughter Ivanka will be the maid of honor, and sons Donald Jr. and Eric, will give her away. Celebrities rumored to attend Saturday's festivities include Liza Minnelli, Diana Ross and Natalie Cole. "It's going to be extraordinary," said Ivana's publicist, Catherine Saxton.
Talk about a cougar - Ivana sure snagged herself one hot piece of (fresh) meat!
Donald Trump has announced an MTV reality show and wants Eliot Spitzer’s prostitute Ashley Alexander Dupré to join the cast.
The show (tentatively titled “Lady or a Tramp”), will take a group of hard-partying girls and send them off to a boarding school environment where they’ll learn to become more ladylike.
Why would the girls want to be more ladylike? Being a tramp has been working just fine for Dupré, who’s received many lucrative offers since the scandal broke.
Nude pics: Gov. Spitzer’s hooker Gov. Spitzer’s hooker screwed Charlie Sheen
Filed under: Department of Debunk
TMZ.com: Ivanka Trump came to TMZ to clear up a touchy little subject -- namely, a rumor that's been floating around that she makes her assistant touch up the nails on her wax figure every week at Madame Tussauds in NYC's Times Square.One lit-tle, itsy-bitsy... Read more
“I think, as a female, that I’d be offended if he hadn’t. Knowing his reputation, I don’t know if my pride could handle it if Gene Simmons hadn’t at least tried to flirt with me.”
- Donald Trump’s daughter, Ivanka, on Gene Simmons flirting with her on ‘Celebrity Apprentice’.
Wow. I know it’s ballsy to say but Ivanka Trump looks about as hot as any Victoria Secret Angel in these pictures. Granted we can’t see her body, but hot damn if that isn’t an attractive lady. Who knows though, in a few years she might be a pompous douchebag with a bad comb over. It’s in her blood ya know.
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Why is this trash still on? I know there's a strike, but damn how do people stand looking at that guy's hair for more than five minutes? It's wiggin' me out. That wasn't even meant to be a pun, hand to god. Here's every has been possible at a "Celebrity Apprentice" viewing party at Tejeune yesterday. This season features the usual antics. They brought that scary bitch Omarosa back, because i guess she's a "celebrity" now? And she's fighting with Piers Morgan and reportedly, champage got thrown. In the interest of being brief, here's how the exchange went. Somebody sided with somebody or whatever:
Piers: He will not take moral lectures from you young lady, you are an absurd celebrity wannabe. (Nice.)
Omoarosa: You are a never been. I would rather be a has-been than a never was. (Uh, well yeah. True?)
Piers: You don't know anything about me. I edited two of the biggest newspapers in the world for 12-years. What did you do? (Good point. But what are you doing now, P?)
Omoarosa: Piers, we know how much you like to drink so help yourself to the liquor. (That's when she splashed him.)
Apparently Piers ended up winning the challenge. About Omarosa, he said "the girl is a loser, she lost the first series of The Apprentice and she's renowned around America as a disgusting wastrel. She is a waste of space." I think he needs to be my new boyfriend. I'd be cautious because he went on "Celebrity Apprentice" but "wastrel" is my new favorite putdown.
Photos: Getty Images
14 more photos from the 'Celebrity Apprentice' viewing party are after the jump.
OK, now that is not exactly the most flattering shot of Ivana Trump I've eve seen, but I have to give the woman credit for the piece of man-meat that she's landed. The blonde ex-Mrs. Trump enjoyed a sunny vacation with Rossano Rubicondi at the beach in St. Barths. And Rossano didn't disappoint his lady, as he glistened in the sun and showed off his best assets in some tiny hot pants.
I love these pictures of him frolicking in the water, while Ivana looks on and says, "You've still got another twenty minutes before you can cover up with a towel. Actually, I take that back--no covering up until I've fallen asleep for my nap. And then, you can rub my feet."
Photos: BauerGriffinOnline.com
More photos of Ivana Trump and Rossano Rubicondi are after the jump.
Ivana Trump bikini pics (St. Bart’s; 2/7)
It’s touching that a 35-year-old man would find room in his heart for a 58-year-old catrillionaire. Love of money is a mysterious thing. I’ve learned not to question it
Donald, in nabbing his model babymama Melania?
Or Ivana and her boytoyfriend Rossando Rubic?
I dunno, that speedo is pretty revealing - I'd give it to Ivana!
How does a dude like Donald get a girl like that? Oh, right... money!
A blond Donald Trump attended the Michael Kors show during New York fashion week with his gorgeous wife Melania. Think the Big D needs to finally give up the comb-over? Try a new 'do, Don!
When you're that rich, it doesn't matter what you look like!
[Donald Trump and wife Melania Knauss at New York Fashion Week yesterday; image via Splash]
InOtherNews...'s new line beats the original, Remembering Embarrassments Long Ago, Donald Trump Refuses To Properly Pose for Prom Photo
So I have never seen any episodes of either Apprentice or Celebrity Apprentice, but after seeing the promo where they showed Piers Morgan and Vincent Pastore fighting, I had to check it out! And boy I am glad I did just for the way that showed The Big Pussy’s departure! Once the song started playing, I had a felling that was exactly where it was going, but it was so much better than I expected! Classic no!
And yes I added Celebrity Apprentice to my DVR!
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Looks like Ivanka was having a pretty good time on the Carribean island New Year's Day. Who's the hottie?
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Don't throw her in - Daddy will sue!
[Ivanka Trump gallivants in the waters of St. Barth's, Jan. 2; image via X17]
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Since seeing her on Oprah not too long ago, and hearing from friends of mine who follow "The Apprentice" that she seems to have her shit together, I've been pro-Ivanka Trump. Refreshingly, I have yet to report on some scandal involving her and I have to say it's a nice change of pace. When Ivanka chatted with the New York Times, she revealed that although she has both feet firmly planted on the ground, she admits to enjoying "being young, blonde and, if you will, looking a certain way." We've got some pictures of Ivanka and her mother, Ivana, one of my favorite cougars of all time down below. I don't begrudge Ivana of the surgical maintenance she's had done on her person, but I will say that her pose next to her fresh-faced daughter in the picture of just the two of them does make it appear as if she were intent on sucking Ivanka's life-force, "Stardust"-style.
Photos: Bauer-Griffin Online
To be clear, of all the Trumps, Ivanka is our favorite, Her dad has a big face and is just really horrible. Of her two brothers, Donald Jr. is a joke and Eric, well, Eric is pretty much an unknown. Hell, he might be as great at Ivanka and probably he wouldn't have been called shameless scheming Delilah by Times-lady Ruth La Ferla. No such luck for toothsome Ivanka; today's Thursday Styles piece is lady-dismissive in a complicated way.
Is this where we start to feel funny?
Ms. Trump is just as able a master of self-packaging. Her father's daughter to the bone, she says she has harnessed her energies -- to say nothing of television guest spots on "Oprah" and "Project Runway" and nights on the town on the arm of Jared Kushner, the real estate heir and publisher -- in service of the Trump brand.The thing is—none of this is untrue? Hmm. Later in the article, however, La Ferla hears some multi-syllabic words from Ms. Trump and her heart lightens.Then there are her exuberant displays of thigh and cleavage in the laddie book Stuff, and in Arena, the progressive British glossy. In October's Harper's Bazaar, she was photographed reclining in a dress slit to her thighs, a burly half-naked construction worker pounding a jackhammer at her feet.
For all her youth, Ms. Trump, who graduated summa cum laude from the Wharton School, can talk the talk. She pointed out that 13 hotels are in the pipeline, adding, "People talk credit crunch, but it's a great testament within the financial community that we've secured financing."Testament? Financial? Secured? She can talk the talk.
The piece is also a bit of a portrait of the interiority of Ms. Trump's mind/brain/feelings area. Her likes include unitards and her dislikes include mediocrity ("Mediocrity terrifies me") and her father. To whit:
"She recalled racing down a ski slope, at age 8, during a family trip to Aspen, Colo. "At one point I remember thinking it was rather bizarre that I had started moving backwards up the hill," Ms. Trump said. "It took me not too long to realize that my father had hooked his ski pole around the cuff of my unitard. Clearly he wanted to win."
There are few things in life that are guaranteed. You’re sure never to meet the prince of Nigeria who wants to give you his dead father’s millions, and I’m 100% positive you will never see Ivanka Trump’s rack. Sorry people, she’s got way too much going on. Hot chick usually have to show their body to become this high profile, Ivanka was born into it. I hate to break it to you guys, but this is the best you will ever get.
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