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She always adds a certain uniqueness to high-profile events. And Dita Von Teese was enjoying herself at the Catherine Malandrino Maison store opening last night (October 20).
The burlesque babe donned a flowy champagne-colored dress teamed with a pair of matching heels and purse combo as she posed with Malandrino for the paparazzi.
Photos courtesy GettyImages
The stars came out to shine at the Catherine Malandrino Maison Grand Opening and 10 Year Anniversary - hosted by singer Mary J Blige and Catherine herself!
Also in attendance? Dita Von Teese in a nude (ha ha ha) dress and the voluptuous Rosario Dawson...
Then there's Michelle Trachtenberg, who we LOVED on Gossip Girl, but, er, she's lookin' a little pasty here. Not to mention those cankles!
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Hey, just sayin'!
Dah-dah-dah-daaaaa….Here he comes to save the day….No, not Underdog, it’s Nikki Sixx. Tattoo artist extrodinaire Kat Von D says didn’t realize that her drinking had escalated to point that she needed to put it in check. Kat started hitting the bottle pretty hard after her divorce from Oliver Peck, and it wasn’t until she met Nikki that she cleaned up her act.
She tells Latina magazine, “For a long time I felt like there’s no God, there’s no karma. Meeting Nikki was an eye-opener. He helped restore my faith in general. I’ve taken an oath to be honest and open with my life. Before that I found myself drinking in the daytime, and that’s when I realized that it was for function versus fun. I was gaining weight. I was hung over all the time. I couldn’t remember anything… One day I woke up and said, ‘I don’t wanna drink anymore‘.”
Good for you Kitty-Kat. But you gotta know you are one hot mess if Nikki Sixx thinks you need to dry out.
In celebration of her 36th birthday, Dita Von Teese was front-and-center at the Fendi ‘O’ party at Le Milliardaire club in Paris, France on Saturday night (October 4).
The burlesque beauty, whose actual birthday was a week ago (September 28), reveled with a celebrity guest list including Kylie Minogue, Daisy Lowe, Christian Louboutin, Alice Dellal, Pixie Geldof and Mr Perl, among others.
Miz Dita Von Teese attends a party in Paris on Wednesday night celebrating Sonia Rykiel's 40 years in fashion.

Dita walks into a party ___________.
[Image via WENN.]
With all of the festivities of Paris Fashion Week drawing in such big names, it’s no wonder the Sonia Rykiel tribute party was such a star-studded affair.
Burlesque queen Dita Von Teese and English actress Emma Watson were among the 500 A-list guests at the shindig, celebrating 40 years of Rykiel’s contributions and influence on the fashion world, held at Saint-Cloud park.

For anyone who has ever thought Dita Von Teese is, look-wise, anything less than smoking, Dita has you reevaluate your answer by playing a game of “which would you bang?” with one of the ugliest women on the face of the planet. Anyone who doesn’t respond with “I’d hit that with a ton of bricks” to the girl on the left, needs to seriously consider changing sexual preferences. Meanwhile, Dita Von Teese laughs at your former naivety by ripping off your balls, and doing the Mexican Hat Dance all over them.
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Looking at Dita Von Teese opening the Harvey Nichols Bristol does nothing for me. In my honest opinion right now as-is, she doesn’t live up to the bosom-y seductress expectations I envision when I hear her name. Like I said, that’s just my opinion; I’m sure my great great grandfather would have had a helluva time under the covers at night with a pin-up of her in a waitress’ uniform showing off a little shoulder. Just give me more of her naked and in high heels and I’ll be happy. This is yet another example how desensitized our generation is… and how deprived the others were.
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The gorgeous that is Dita Von Teese has just unveiled her new collection for Wonderbra.
The bra is similar to the vintage style of the '40s and '50s that Dita loves.
The collection is tilted "Wonderbra by Dita Von Teese" and also includes other pieces of lingerie such as panties, thongs, garter belts, and even suspenders.
In a statement by Von Teese, she says, "Every woman needs a little moment of beauty to have for herself. Lingerie shouldn't be something you just put on for your lover - you should do it for you."
Dita adds, "It's not about seducing men, it's about embracing womanhood. I love it when you can go about your daily business with the knowledge that you have a little secret of your own on underneath."
We like naughty little secrets!
We might have to order a pair of panties!
[Image via WENN.]
She’s done everything from date Marilyn Manson to perform a striptease in a giant martini glass. And now Dita Von Teese is marketing her very own bra.
That’s right, the burlesque queen was in London, England earlier today (September 23) to unveil her new “Wonderbra by Dita Von Teese” collection at the Covent Garden Piazza.
Dita Von Teese shows off her national pride in Malibu this past weekend.
RED: The dress, shoes and lips, obvi.
WHITE: The skin.
BLUE: Again, the skin, it's so pale it's blue!
Hey, at least Dita's getting a jump on the holiday to celebrate the fourth by wearing our country's colors!
On another note, is her friend wearing like the same thing, only in black? Her shoes are the same at least...
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TMZ.com: Asking seemingly bloodless Dita Von Teese if she's a vampire is a fair question ... but not when she's walking around in broad daylight. Someone needs to brush up on their "Buffy the Vampire Slayer." See Also Dita's Act Once Again for the... Read more
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TMZ.com: He just won't stop. Prince Von A-Hole now says Black women are the hottest chicks and that he married Zsa Zsa before he had met any of them.VAH was outside The Ivy yesterday, when he said Claudia Jordan ("Deal No Deal") is the "hottest Black girl"... Read more
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TMZ.com: Where to start ... Zsa Zsa's Husband, Prinz Frederic von Anhalt, aka, Von A-Hole, tells TMZ today.....- Barack Obama's wife Michelle is a racist who hates white people- Michelle would look like a "washerwoman" standing next to the other first ladies-... Read more
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TMZ.com: Add Hitler to the long list of people who couldn't give a rat's ass about Prince Von A-Hole.According to the royal pain-in-the-butt himself, the Prince's "adopted" grandfather, Kaiser Wilhelm II, was booted from Germany by Adolf back in the day. It's... Read more
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TMZ.com: For the low price of only $5 million, you too can call Prince Von A-Hole "daddy."The Prince has already adopted four grown men -- all in their thirties -- to carry on his untarnished name. Take that Brangelina! Members of the ever-growing Von A-Hole... Read more
Widely credited as single-handedly reviving the dying art of burlesque, the always-interesting Dita Von Teese was the center of attention at the Be Cointreauversial event in New York City on Tuesday (April 22).
Held at the Angel Orensanz Foundation, the 35-year-old dancer gave a short product pitch to onlookers, saying: “For me, Cointreau is a quintessentially French brand, a product which transcends fashions and trends. I love its delicate taste contrasting with its strong personality.”
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TMZ.com: Dita Von Teese made a sex tape back in the day, but the only thing one pap cared about was her co-star -- the precariously heeled stiletto!The photogs sounded a little too interested in knowing where that shoe came from, if you catch our drift. See... Read more
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TMZ.com: It's hard to believe Prince Von A-Hole doesn't support gay rights, he cruises West Hollywood all the time!The Prince got into a testy argument with a photog in front of the Ivy yesterday, with A-Hole slamming gay marriage as "not normal." Right,... Read more

Evan Rachel WHO???!!!
That homewrecking slut doesn't even compare!
The glamoxurious Miz Dita Von Teese brought "it" to the Take Home A Nude Auction Sponsored by MAC Cosmetics in NYC on Wednesday night.
Often imitated. Never duplicated!
Ferosh, honey. Ferosh!
[Photo via Getty Images.]
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TMZ.com: Oh my goth! There is actually a woman who wears more white pancake makeup than Marilyn Manson's ex-wife Dita Von Teese (right) -- Marilyn Manson's 20-year-old girlfriend Evan Rachel Wood (left). The, er, beautiful people!Evan revealed her Von Teesian... Read more
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TMZ.com: Believe it or not, wheelchair bound 98 91-year-old Zsa Zsa Gabor can't satiate the Prince's sexual cravings.A-Hole admitted his affair with Anna Nicole was a "silly game, a stupid game" that hurt his wife -- but couldn't resist hitting on TMZ's hot... Read more
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TMZ.com: Poor -- literally -- A-Hole testified that Zsa Zsa hates the paparazzi. Well, sucks for her that her ninth husband is an attention seeking famewhore!Just check out these "greatest hits" of the camera hunting Prince. We apologize in advance for that... Read more
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"Serial dater" doesn't even begin to describe this woman's penchant for falling in love. Repeatedly. And, from the looks of it, these two already have matching tattoos, a little guy in top hat, red shirt, suspenders, cane and black pants and boots. Hers on her shoulder and his on his forearm. Oh lord.
She JUST got a tattoo on her hand--I think it was the letter "A" to represent her boyfriend at the time, Alex Orbison--and now here she is, commemorating this doomed-to-fail relationship with some more indelible ink. Kat and Orbi aren't even broken up on this season of L.A. Ink, which I believe was shot a mere few weeks ago.
These pictures (except for the bottom right, that's of Kat with her recent ex) are from Kat's MySpace page and underneath the one where Nikki looks like he's kissing Kat on the cheek reads the caption: "He OWNS my heart." Oh really? I hear that shit is rent-to-own.
Dita pictured in her 1990 high school yearbook and recently. [Splash via DailyMail.co.uk]
“As soon as I was of legal age I wanted to take my clothes off and be photographed recreating old pin-ups.”
- Soon after Dita Von Teese graduated high school, she began her transformation into the world famous burlesque dancer she is today.


TMZ is reporting that Ami James, Kat von D's former reality TV co-star and employer, is claiming that Kat gave this photo to another employee of his tattoo parlor, to hand over to him. James, who is of Israeli descent, went to TLC with the photo and after he hired a lawyer to deal with the situation, TLC had the handwriting analyzed and determined that "there is a 99% probability that Kat Von D" did in fact write it.
TLC has yet to reprimand Kat for the action, saying that "it was determined that insufficient evidence existed to conclude that she had" written the note. James has expressed his frustration with what he believes is the network's indifference toward Kat's behavior and Kat's rep is claiming that she is not the author of the note.
Here's my two cents--having had watched both shows and seen the interaction between all of the tattoo artists, Ami has a bad temper and he and Kat clashed numerous times on the show, which lead to her eventual departure to Los Angeles. There were a lot of junior high-type antics going on and Kat probably just wrote this because she knew it would really, really piss Ami off. I don't think she's anti-Semitic as much as she was using schoolyard taunts in a place of business, which is just dumb and unprofessional, if you ask me. That is, if she did write it.
Despite the beating the IAC boss is receiving in the business press, Barry Diller showed up last night at the grandest party of Fashion Week, the bizarre event sponsored by Gucci for poor Malawian children each of whom could survive a decade for the price of the fashion label's more expensive accessories. By the internet mogul's side, as usual, Diane von Furstenberg, the fashion designer he wed in 2001. Which is as good a time as any to ask the age-old question: why on earth does 65-year-old Diller, an inducted member of the boy-loving velvet mafia, persist with such a sham of a marriage? (Clue: it's something to do with the good-looking baldie on the left.)
It's not as if Diller has kept his sexuality such a secret.
Sure, he threatened Michael Wolff if the media columnist, then at New York magazine, wrote about his personal life. "No. I don't think you understand," he told Wolff. "I would kill you." And a memoir by a former escort who claimed to have bedded various members of Hollywood's gay mafia was expunged of all references by name to Diller; though a character nicknamed The Bear, bearing some resemblance to the compact tycoon, did make an appearance.
But, at least at the level of gossip, Diller's inclinations have been a staple for at least two decades among journalists, fellow media magnates, the gay establishment, and their catamites. Diller has done little, beyond vague threats to journalists and publishers, to dispel the rumors. The tycoon's donations to charity include many gay causes. His former yacht, the appositely named Black Sheep, regularly docked at Provincetown, the gay summer resort on Cape Cod. (See video.) Page Six even reported, three years ago, that the high-living mogul "partied" aboard the boat with Chris Beckman, a pretty boy from the Real World: Chicago.
Several authors have gone beyond mere implication. The Operator, Tom King's biography of David Geffen, the most open member of the velvet mafia, states baldly that Diller is gay. Both Geffen and Diller were immediately sought out by the press when Michael Ovitz, the once-mighty Hollywood agent, blamed a mysterious gay cabal for his professional demise. And Maer Roshan, ridiculing the discretion of known gay celebrities, referred in New York magazine to Diller's long-term relationship with a former editor-in-chief of The Advocate, the gay magazine.
So why does Diller bother? There seems little doubt that the IAC boss and Diane von Furstenberg are close friends; they have known eachother for decades. In the homophobic Hollywood of the 1970s, it was probably useful for Diller to confuse the issue of his personal life. His counterparts might suspect, or know; but there was enough contradictory information to prevent exposure by the press. That's now less of a reason for dissimulation, of course: the dam has broken; newspapers and magazines, facing competition from gossipy blogs such as this, are much less easily browbeaten by privacy-obsessed moguls; they can't afford to repeat the official line without looking craven. Diller's marriage to Diane von Furstenberg was described, even in the normally straight New York Times, as a "merger".
But there's one other reason for Diller's marriage of convenience, and it's quite touching. Diller has no children of his own. Diane von Furstenberg, and her children Alex and Tatiana, are the closest the solitary mogul has to family. Diller is said to be particularly fond of Diane's 38-year-old son, pictured left. "He really loves Alex," says someone who knows them both. Diller deeded Alex his house in Malibu on his first marriage (no word yet on what the wedding present will be for his second, to Ali Kay, disclosed in today's Page Six).
That's not the extent of Diller's financial support: Diller has already financed Diane von Furstenberg's fashion label; it is widely assumed that he will leave his fortune to Alex and his sister. Which provides an explanation for the merger, if not for the pretense of a wedding ceremony, so bogus that David Geffen refused to attend. Marriage, apart from presenting a front to conservative high society, does make it easier to avoid inheritance tax. Now Diller had better fend off his hostile shareholder, John Malone, and extract some value from IAC's languishing portfolio of internet businesses.
The gay billionaire, who marries his fag hag so that he can support her children: that's an uplifting narrative; it loses some of its dramatic power if the billions evaporate.
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Dita Von Teese is heading back to court. The burlesque dancer, real name Heather Sweet, completed her divorce in January from Marilyn Manson. But now the burlesque goddess want to show deceased LA-based dominatrix, Cynthia Butler, who, is boss. Dita has filed a suit claiming, the dominatrix stole her half of the rights (and cash) to “Slick City,” a movie Von Teese made in 2001 with producer Bob Zahurak.
Dita Von Teese“Dita had agreed to share profits and split the rights to her films with [Zahurak],” said Von Teese’s lawyer, Keith Fink. But after Zahurak died, Butler took over his company and now claims she alone owns the film and its proceeds. “She’s trying to take Dita’s profits,” Fink said. “Dita just wants the film back and all the past royalties.”
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Here’s an interesting celebrity pregnancy rumor for you on this happy post-holiday Friday. Word is that Kat Von D, star of LA Ink maybe expecting. Kat, who is notorious for not wanting children, is shown in an upcoming preview for her reality show saying, “I’m pregnant.” Whether she is joking or not, or pushing out her tummy in this photo taken on December 14 or if TLC is just trying to drum up interest in the show is unknown. Those TV types are shifty.
What do you kids think? Knocked up tattoo artist or just TV spin?
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TMZ.com: Prince Von Anhalt's been making a horrid name for himself lately and dropping his wife's name whenever possible -- but they've barely been seen together in public ... until now!TMZ cameras caught 90-year-old former cop-slapper getting wheeled out of... Read more
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TMZ.com: Vixen tattoo artist Kat Von D is trying to break a world record -- and needs the help of 400 ink lovin' Angelenos to get it done! Hopefully, some wayward truck won't interfere!The "L.A. Ink" star posted a blog on her MySpace, pleading to her fans to... Read more
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TMZ.com: Vixen tattoo artist Kat Von D is trying to break a world record -- and needs the help of 400 ink lovin' Angelenos to get it done! Hopefully, some wayward truck won't interfere!The "L.A. Ink" star posted a blog on her MySpace, pleading to her fans to... Read more
© Albert L. Ortega / PR Photos
Kat Von D wants to set a new World Record. Doing what, you ask? Tattooing of course!
Kat plans on tattooing for 24 straight hours - and is calling on all people who would like to be tattooed by her to be a part of the big event!
Via Kat’s MySpace:
So, we have been talking about setting the record for the most tattoos done in a 24 hour period by one person, since the Miami Ink days, and FINALLY we are gonna do it, here, in Los Angeles, at my tattoo shop!
I know it’s short notice, but here’s your chance to help me out AND be part of history! I’m gonna be tattooing for 24 HOURS STRAIGHT, and I’m aiming at doing 400 tattoos! I’m pretty sure with the help of everyone, this can be an amazing and fun success!HERE ARE THE RULES Guinness sent us:
1. Each tattoo is to measure a minimum of 1.25 x 3 inches.
2. Each tattoo must have a minimum of 2 colors.
3. The attempt must be overseen by 2 independent persons, with experience in tattoo techniques. Only tattoos satisfying these 2 judges count towards the total.
4. The event is continuous. Rest breaks may be taken at will, but THE CLOCK DOES NOT STOP.
5. The record is not limited to 1 tattoo per person. (so you can get more than 1 tattoo)
6. Theres is no restriction on the location of each tattoo.
7. The total should not include any tattoo not completed at the end of the time period.
8. All people getting tattooed must be 18 with ID.So with that in mind, I’m gonna be doing an “LA” tattoo logo that was approved by Guinness, on anyone who wants to be a part of this!!
I’M INVITING ALL OF YOU WHO ARE DOWN TO GET THIS TATTOO, TO COME HELP ME SET THIS WORLD RECORD!
I’m gonna be doing the tattoos for $20, just to cover costs of material, and its gonna be on a first come first serve basis! (No appointments, JUST SHOW UP!)
Read more about Kat’s World Record after the cut!
Believe it or not, Marilyn Manson’s estranged wife Dita Von Teese is more than just a burlesque dancer… she’s an author too!
Yesterday, Dita showed up at Waterstones in Piccadilly Circus (the UK equivalent of Barnes & Noble) to peddle her new book “Burlesque - The Art of the Teese.”
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Here's Eve and Dita Von Teese at the Celebrate M.A.C. Aids Fund do. When's Eve's new album gonna drop? I heard a single, and it was ok but where's the record? She was too busy trying to coordinate her outfits with that alcohol monitor on her leg. Dita better not get in a car with after this party, bitch drives drunk. I envy Dita. All she has to do is look all 50's burlesque and cinch her waist down to a .05 and then pose for photographs. She doesn's have to speak really, or act or sing. Occasionally she throws in a little peekaboo dancing and sits in a giant martini glass. Where do I get that job? Why can't trolls apply for that sort of work? Though that's gonna take one badass cincher.
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More of Eve and Dita Von Teese celebrating the M.A.C AIDS Fund after the jump.
