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It was a family day out for Jessica Alba, who made her way around town on Saturday (September 6) with husband Cash Warren and baby daughter Honor Marie.
The trio started off with a late breakfast at Jinky’s cafe on Sunset Blvd. before venturing on over to their local Target for some household needs.
For a while I thought motherhood had totally mellowed Jessica out - after all, she's been smiling more than ever lately. However, when Jessica and hubby Cash were spotted on Sunset Boulevard earlier today, the hot mama kept on her best poker face.
Out and about taking care of her daily errands, Jessica Alba was spotted paying a visit to a friend’s house in Los Angeles on Thursday (September 4).
In fine form following the birth of her daughter, the “Sin City” starlet looked cute in a lacy white scoopneck top underneath a black cardigan sweater with baggy white trousers and white flip flops.
And for once, she's not wearing black!
The new mom - donning a pink top, purple bag and cute scarf - visited her doctor's office in Hollywood yesterday. Hope everything's okay, Jess!
We're just happy to see you in lighter, summery clothes for once!
Hope to see Honor soon!
She’s been easing back into work mode with trips to the studio as of late, but on Wednesday (September 3) Jessica Alba had other plans on the agenda.
Looking cute in a pink and purple pastel ensemble completed with a matching scarf, the “Into the Blue” babe was spotted out visiting Cedars-Sinai Medical Center for what insiders tell was a routine check-up.
Jessica Alba might have been wearing all black yesterday - but that didn't stop her from flashing her pearly whites! We coaxed a quick smile out of the Dark Angel as she made her way into a house yesterday afternoon. Jess might not smile too often - but that just makes it more of a treat whenever she indulges us!
We love your smile, Jess - we just wish you'd show it off more often!
Jessica Alba looks fab-u-lous on this cover of Czech Esquire.
But her left eye looks just a little ‘off’, doesn’t it? Heh.
She reminds me of J. Lo in this pic…back when J. Lo was hot. What was that, 8-9 years ago?
I’m not a big fan of Jessica’s. She comes across as being a bit snotty (but not as snotty as J. Lo!) and used to people kissing her tiny, perfect little ass. But girlfriend rocks a body. And how. Even after having a kid, she’s got one mean little bod just made for sin!
While most people may think that multi-millionaire actress Jessica Alba is on top of her game, she’s all about continually improving her acting skills.
And yesterday (September 1), the “Good Luck Chuck” babe spent her Labor Day holiday at a two hour acting lesson in Los Angeles, California.
Jessica, in a menswear inspired vest and fedora looks pretty cute and comfy pushing little Honor around Beverly Hills, but Cash...
Cash looks closer to 50 than 30 in that Lacoste shirt, plaid shorts and topsiders. TOPSIDERS!?!
Hey, I guess he's really taking this fatherhood thing seriously -- he's even starting to dress like his own!
Oh well, love is blind, and these two definitely look like they're madly in love!
NOT!
Ready to fly the friendly skies, Jessica Alba was spotted pushing baby Honor Marie along at LAX Airport in Los Angeles on Sunday (August 31).
The day before, Miss Alba made sure to fit in some Labor Day weekend family time, as she and hubby Cash Warren were spotted out and about in Santa Monica with their daughter.
It has been a crazy week mixing celebrities and politics in Denver, Colorado. And on Wednesday night, Jennifer Lopez and Jessica Alba were busy rallying the Latino vote.
The “Love Don’t Cost a Thing” songstress and the “Dark Angel” actress converged on Vinyl Nightclub in downtown Denver to inform and encourage Latin Americans to get involved in the political system.
From all accounts, the final night of the Democratic National Convention felt more like a concert than a stuffy political event. And with gals like Jessica Alba and Fergie in the crowd, it’s easy to see why.
The “Good Luck Chuck” mommy and the “Big Girls Don’t Cry” songstress looked to be enjoying themselves on the historical evening that included the first African American man nominated to Presidential Candidacy.
Spending as much time with family as her schedule permits, Jessica Alba was spotted out to lunch with her loved ones in Beverly Hills on Saturday (August 23).
Accompanied by her husband Cash Warren and their daughter Honor Marie, the “Sin City” starlet met up with some friends as they enjoyed a sunny California summer afternoon.
I don't mind Jessica Alba these days. No, really!
She just had a baby, but still looks hot without dropping all the weight too fast. Nevertheless, her facial expressions continue to amuse!
Here's baby Honor's mom out for a walk in the BH with hubby Cash and co. over the weekend... think Jess will be getting back to work soon?
She's probably too busy being a mother right now!
Jessica Alba
Jessica Alba at the 2008 Alma Awards in Los Angeles (5/17)
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Although she has a tendency to diss the paparazzi, last night (August 17) Jessica Alba was all about a mini shutterbug posedown at the 2008 ALMA Awards.
The “Good Luck Chuck” mommy arrived at the Pasadena Civic Auditorium looking as hot as ever in a beautiful pink cleavage-baring floor-length dress that showed off her fabulous post-pregnancy body.
Apparently motherhood is agreeing with Jessica Alba. She tells that she and husband Cash Warren want a really large family.
The actress, who gave birth to Honor Marie in June, is even thinking about adoption. She talked to reporters Sunday night at the ALMA awards, which recognize achievements in the Hispanic community:
‘I’d like to have as many children as my body will allow – and I’d adopt if I still want more children after that,’ she says.
And Jessica says Cash, feels the same. He wants exactly the same things in life:
‘He wants to adopt and have a big family and he believes in marriage forever.’
Jessica and Cash wed in a secret ceremony in Beverly Hills on May 9th.
Well look who's smiling and waving at us!
Jessica Alba, sporting a "Go Green" tank top, was spotted with hubby Cash Warren in Brentwood pushing daughter Honor around in a stroller... and while some might say that Jess hasn't lost all the baby weight, we actually think she looks pretty fantastic!
Her personality may still be a little bipolar - very Jessica Biel-ish - but we'll take an Alba smile whenever we can!
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Seriously, Jess is still mega-hot. How could anyone disagree?
Enjoying a lazy Saturday afternoon with family and friends, Jessica Alba and Cash Warren were spotted out with their baby daughter Honor Marie for lunch in Brentwood yesterday (August 16).
The “Sin City” starlet and her hubby took turns pushing around the stroller - which kept their little girl covered from paparazzi snapping up shots of the family throughout their dining excursion.
They’ve been on non-stop parent duty ever since their little Honor Marie was born. But last night (August 15), Jessica Alba and Cash Warren took a little time for themselves.
The “Good Luck Chuck” babe and her handsome hubby were spotted grabbing a cup of coffee after making their way out of the Arclight Cinemas in Hollywood, California looking lovey-dovey and refreshed.
And in two outfits, no less!
The busy mom slash actress wore a sexy, flashy dress at Barneys in Beverly Hills but dressed down in white while buying some healthy organic goodies at the grocery store with her baby Honor and babydaddy Cash...
Wonder which coffee creamer she picked out? Decisions, decisions!
Hey, she's just a regular mom going shopping like regular people do... except that she's also, ya know, famous!
And even though you wearing black on a hot summer day, you still manage to look gorge!
I mean, obviously - when does Jessica Alba not look amazing? Here's the new mama with her precious daughter Honor shopping at Babystyle on Montana Avenue in Santa Monica this Saturday...
So adorable! We just wish we could see more of that beautiful face!
Also, we're glad that Jess hasn't had any drastic weight drops recently - better to do it the healthy way, right? Plus, she still has that post-pregnant glow about her!
Just next time, wear a lighter color - you must be warm!
Ever since the birth of her daughter Honor Marie, Jessica Alba’s life has been consumed with the responsibilities of motherhood. But yesterday (August 8) she took some much-needed time for herself.
The “Good Luck Chuck” cutie was spotted doing a little retail therapy at the swanky Laila’s boutique in Beverly Hills, California, emerging with a bag full of finds.
Making sure that her little angel stays in perfect health, Jessica Alba and her daughter, Honor Marie Warren, were spotted out at the pediatrician’s office in Santa Monica earlier today (August 8).
Along with tending to her top priority, Alba recently took a moment to vocalize her belief that Hollywood actresses need to “come together to seek equality with their male counterparts.”
Jessica Alba is cold
Jessica Alba and her awesome rack went to the gym in L.A. yesterday. Good god, can you imagine going to the same gym as Jessica Alba? I wouldn’t get anything done. I’d just be yelling at her the entire time, “Do more lunges! Mooooooore luuuuuuunges!” It’d be a lot like that comedy show Drew Carey used to host where they took suggestions from the audience except it’d be at the gym and I’d get slapped and most likely pepper-sprayed.
Keeping a low profile as she focuses all of her energy on the challenges associated with being a first-time mother, Jessica Alba was spotted out briefly in Los Angeles earlier today (July 30).
Looking cute in her workout gear, big sunglasses and oversized headband scarf, the “Sin City” starlet was accompanied by her hubby Cash Warren - with baby Honor Marie nowhere in sight.
Well that didn't last long!
Jessica Alba seemed just chipper after giving birth to daughter Honor, but now it looks like the grumpiness has returned - why, Jessica, why?
Here's the sexy mom with Cash Warren at the Beverly Glen Mall today. Least she looks fab in workout clothes even if she isn't smiling!
Oh, and Cash looks, uh, attractive as well.
Jessica Alba looks pretty and happy holding her Cash Warren mini-me, Honor Marie. Maybe this is what she needed to keep a smile on her face!
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It’s really too bad that Jessica Alba is a bitch because she looks great after just having popped out a kid. Her boobs are bigger, her waist is tiny, it’s just too bad her ass will probably never be the same. Ask any woman who’s had a kid, it just never bounces back. I’d love to be proven wrong though, so Jessica, if you’re reading this, give us the ‘ol bend over in the bikini trick. That’s the only way to really tell.
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Taking time away from her newfound motherhood, Jessica Alba was spotted doing some shopping in Beverly Hills, California yesterday afternoon.
And the “Good Luck Chuck” babe seemed none too happy that the paparazzi caught up with her as she held her head down and tried to avoid the shutterbugs.
Just six weeks after popping out baby Honor, Jessica Alba looks like she's already lost most of her baby weight, but not her pregnancy boobs! We spotted the hot mama and her twins at Trader Joes, and then at a toy store, and she even flashed our cameras a smile! This might be a new record - three smiles in one month!?
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Has motherhood made Jessica all warm and fuzzy? Or is she just sick of us writing about her grumpy expressions? Either way, she looks great!
Jessica Alba and Cash Warren swung by a friend's house yesterday afternoon for a wedding yesterday afternoon. So exciting!
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Did Cash really wear shorts to a wedding?
Still in the beginning stages of their newfound parenthood, Jessica Alba and Cash Warren were spotted taking a break from their domestic responsibilities yesterday (July 20).
The “Good Luck Chuck” beauty showed off her ample cleavage in a floor-length black cotton dress complete with an accent scarf and sandals, while her babydaddy kept it casual in a grey v-neck sweater, shorts, and slip-ons.
Honor Marie Warren could just be the cutest newborn in Hollywood. And her parents Jessica Alba and Cash Warren recently sat down with OK! magazine to talk about everything from the birth itself to being new parents.
The “Fantastic Four” cutie reports that her delivery room wasn’t the typical screaming, pushing scene. “I didn’t scream. It was really Zen,” with Cash adding, “She didn’t make a sound. It was amazing.”
OK! Magazine has the first pictures of Jessica Alba's baby Honor Marie and she is adorable. She looks just like her dad Cash Warren!
Jessica also describe what it was like to give her birth to her little girl and she is a Scientologist's dream.
"I didn't scream," Jessica tells OK! in an exclusive interview and photoshoot. "It was really Zen." And Cash could only marvel at his wife's quiet strength when she gave birth. "She didn't make a sound," he says. "It was amazing."The Love Guru star tells OK! that she had natural birth. "The labor was more like meditation," she says. "I did yoga breathing. I was focused."
Tom Cruise should send Katie to her to learn how to have a silent birth. I don't know about you women, but when I give birth no yoga breathing or silence for me, I am going to scream like a banshee.
For more pictures and stories about Honor Marie Warren check out OK! Magazine on stands today.
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Still getting used to her duties as a new mother, the always stunning Jessica Alba was spotted out shopping it up in Beverly Hills on Saturday afternoon (July 12).
After browsing the shops’ selections, the “Into the Blue” babe, who welcomed her baby daughter Honor Warren into the world just over a month ago, then met up with her hubby Cash Warren for a bite to eat at Burger 90210.
Sure, she’s happy as can be as the new mommy of beautiful daughter Honor Marie. But Jessica Alba confesses that the pregnancy process made her feel anything but desirable.
The “Fantastic Four” hottie recently opened up about her feelings during her term, noting how unattractive she felt. “I never felt less sexy. I mean, I wouldn’t have changed it for the world ... but I wanted to get rid of all the weight.”
Last night, we caught Cash Warren and Jessica Alba out for a dinner date at Crustacean - and the couple actually smiled at our cameraman before leaving!
'Course, this couple has plenty to smile over these days - in addition to the still-recent addition to their family, Jessica and Cash are also living large in a swanky new house! Sure, it's still under construction at the moment - but to live in a house as nice as theirs, we'd happily grin and bear it!
Nice house, y'all!
It was a relaxing and enjoyable Independence Day for Jessica Alba and her hubby Cash Warren, as they strolled through Beverly Hills - stopping at Bloomingdale’s along the way.
The “Good Luck Chuck” actress looked positively perfect in a pink-to-red strappy summer dress teamed with a pair of white sandals and some oversized shades, while her beau kept it casual in a white t-shirt, shorts, and flip flops.
Our photographers caught a glimpse of Jessica Alba checking out a tall wooden fence dividing her property from her neighbors'. Boring? Perhaps - but Jess' slender frame sure isn't!
We've been saying this ever since we got our first look at the Dark Angel's post-pregnancy body - she's gotten herself in unbelievable shape! Can you believe Jessica's reluctance to show it off? Hell, most starlets would kill to look this good without having given birth in the last month!
Lookin' good, Jess!
Just thought you kids might want a little pick-me-up today. Jessica Alba and Tori Spelling still looking a little puffy after giving birth just a few weeks ago. Tori seems to be fairing a little better than Jessica, but I bet dollars to donuts that Jess is breastfeeding and Tori is not. What do you guys think?
We dug up even more pix of Jessica Alba's post-pregnancy shopping trip to Whole Foods, where she showed off more than just her smile!
Course, Jessica's got a lot to smile about; a new baby, a new husband, and a new hit movi-- ok, scratch that last one.
Check out more pix in the newly expanded gallery!
She looks pretty good for having just given birth earlier this month!
Earlier this month, Jessica Alba welcomed her baby daughter Honor Marie into the world. And over the weekend she began to re-emerge into the public realm.
The “Fantastic Four” actress and her husband/babydaddy Cash Warren took their daughter to the pediatrician in Santa Monica, California. And the next day the “Dark Angel” hottie did a little grocery shopping near her home.
Holy snickerdoodles. The Love Guru was so AMAZING!!!!!
Seriously, this movie was hysterical! I couldn’t stop cracking
up at the sight of Mike Myers imitating Deepak Choprah and
poking fun at all the other celebs. I won’t give anything away
but the acting was superb. JUSTIN TIMBERLAKE WAS STILL
A SEX OBJECT even with his French/Canadian look- although
I thought he was more Mexican than anything. Jessica Alba, totally
hot. What more can I say?
Well, with every great thing being made, there will always be
CONTREVERSY. So a couple of religious freaks don’t approve
of the movie because they find that it makes fun of spirituality.
Give me a break, if those people are actually offended by this movie
then it just shows how weak their faith is. Deepak Choprah-
who really is known as a guru, approves of the movie. He even
stated that laughter is the best medicine! But obviously
these religious fools would rather see something like
The Passion.
I leave you with words of the Guru Pitka:
Intimacy = Into-Me-I-See
Critics say that “The Love Guru,” Mike Myers’ asinine riff on new age spiritualism, is so bad and so soul-sucking that it’s hard to even describe how awful a movie-going experience it is. Reviewers at The NY Times, Slate, and other outlets say they’re at a loss to explain how truly awful it is and how uncomfortable, angry and depressed they were after sitting through it. While Austin Powers was arguably funny, Myers’ first film in 5 years just falls flat, digs a hole, craps in it, and expects you to think it’s funny.
Slate: “the most joy-draining 88 minutes I’ve ever spent outside a hospital waiting room”
There are good movies. There are bad movies. There are movies so bad they’re good (though, strangely, not the reverse). And once in a while there is a movie so bad that it takes you to a place beyond good and evil and abandons you there, shivering and alone. Watching The Love Guru (Paramount Pictures) is a spiritual experience of a sort, but not the sort that its creator and star, Mike Myers, intended. This tale of a guru who brings joy to all who meet him is the most joy-draining 88 minutes I’ve ever spent outside a hospital waiting room. In the course of those long minutes, Myers leads you on a journey deep inside himself, to the source from whence his comedy springs—and it’s about as much fun as a tour of someone’s large intestine.
[From Slate]
NY Times: it will “make you wonder if you will ever laugh again”
Which might sum up “The Love Guru” in its entirety but only at the risk of grievously understating the movie’s awfulness. A whole new vocabulary seems to be required. To say that the movie is not funny is merely to affirm the obvious. The word “unfunny” surely applies to Mr. Myers’s obnoxious attempts to find mirth in physical and cultural differences but does not quite capture the strenuous unpleasantness of his performance. No, “The Love Guru” is downright antifunny, an experience that makes you wonder if you will ever laugh again.
[From The NY Times]
Video Hound: “the kind of cultural and comedic offense that audiences should demand retribution after seeing.”
Someone needs to be punished. The Love Guru isn’t just your average bad movie. Smoothly limbo-ing below already low expectations, this “alleged” comedy is the kind of cultural and comedic offense that audiences should demand retribution after seeing. And just giving them back their money won’t do. Mike Myers and Jessica Alba are the main cinematic war criminals in question here, but they’ll probably get away with this disaster and move on unscathed to commit more comedic terrorism. Justin Timberlake is bulletproof, but poor Romany Malco and Meagan Good should be worried. Of course, they’re not to blame. Every single flaw of The Love Guru falls at the feet of the once-talented, but clearly now completely delusional, Mike Myers. This week’s Entertainment Weekly contains a shockingly harsh article about Myers that inspired me to think that he must have been a total prick when the mag interviewed him back in April. Why else would they run such a negative piece about a movie the week of its release? Now I know. They saw the movie and, like me, they’re angry.
[From Video Hound]
Chicago Sun Times, Roger Ebert: “a dreary experience”
Myers has made some funny movies, but this film could have been written on toilet walls by callow adolescents. Every reference to a human sex organ or process of defecation is not automatically funny simply because it is naughty, but Myers seems to labor under that delusion. He acts as if he’s getting away with something, but in fact all he’s getting away with is selling tickets to a dreary experience.
[From Chicago Sun Times]
There’s one character who is getting praise - critics say Justin Timberlake’s cameo as a French Canadian hockey player is pretty funny, but in no way worth sitting through even ten minutes more of the movie.
The Love Guru is up against Get Smart for opening weekend winner at the box office. Love Guru currently has a 15% aggregate critic’s rating on Rotten Tomatoes while Get Smart, with Steve Carrell and Anne Hathaway, has a more respectable 52%. Neither is a great film, but one is clearly more awful.
Stills below are from The Love Guru thanks to All Movie Photo. Thanks to The Huffington Post for the idea for this article.
Here are the trailers for The Love Guru and Get Smart
Love Guru
Get Smart
