He looks like a bundle of sleepy joy!
This is Minnie Driver’s newborn Henry! Isn’t he absolutely adorable? And for once a celebrity chooses a name that doesn’t rhyme with some sort of food. Congrats Minnie! We wish you and your family the best!
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Introducing Baby Henry!!!
Posted: October 7th, 2008, 9:29am CDT by Celebrity Gossip Blog
Tags: Celebrity babies amp baby Names
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Another Reason To Hate Miley
Posted: October 7th, 2008, 9:15am CDT by Celebrity Gossip Blog
Tags: douchebags amp Assclowns
Yes parents.
Your 8-year-old daughter is now going to ask you to get her belly button pierced. ALL THANKS TO MILEY CYRUS!
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Shut The Bitch Down
Posted: October 7th, 2008, 9:06am CDT by Celebrity Gossip Blog
Tags: douchebags amp Assclowns
If Miley Cyrus was a dude, she would be douchebag of the day every flipping day.
Anyways, we need to shut the bitch down. Remember that whole ridiclous Disney birthday celebration she had? Well she’s not only pissed off tons of parents with the tickets being 250 a pop…but she’s also pissing of the locals. Some dude mailed perez saying:
as u probably know the fireworks at disneyland go off at 9:30 on most nights. apparently when u get tons of money for a private paty u get fireworks at 11:30 pm. on a sunday! we thought an explosion went off over there! (we live real close) when the fireworks go off normally they always start small and then esclate. last night it was just BOOM BOOM! and it was very late. most people im sure were in bed getting ready for a tedious work week to try to pay off a home that they may lose, but not miley. she got a fourth of july worthy fireworks show and so did thousands of anaheim residents who had no idea it was coming. love your site..peace!…kevin in anaheim
Annoying, annoying dumb bitches who worship the shit she walks on. They need to go home and turn off Hannah Montanah and start watching Charm School or some shit.
Someone punch Miley Cyrus in the face.
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What The Hell Catherine?
Posted: October 3rd, 2008, 9:00am CDT by Celebrity Gossip Blog
Tags: cheap amp Trashy
Seriously, what the nut Catherine Zeta Jones?
Who did this to you? What’s wrong with your face? Did you get into a bronzer fight or something? And…what are those red marks on your chest? Is there something I should know?
I will stop asking your picture these questions. Anyways people…I think Catherine’s body is slowly dying….all those T-Mobile commercials have slowly ruined her. And the fact that Michael Douglas is her husband.
Here’s a few words of advice: Get a M-A-K-E U-P A-R-T-I-S-T
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Damn I’m Voting!
Posted: October 2nd, 2008, 10:37am CDT by Celebrity Gossip Blog
Tags: Celebrity Gossip amp News
ARE YOU EXCITED TO WATCH TONIGHT’S VICE PRESIDENTIAL DEBATE???
Take Damn I’m Cute’s FIRST EVER Poll!!!!
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Damn I’m Old: Celebrity Birthdays
Posted: October 2nd, 2008, 9:05am CDT by Celebrity Gossip Blog
Tags: Celebrity Gossip amp News
These celebrities were born on October 2:
Kelly Ripa is 38.
Efren Ramirez is 25.
Sting is 57.
Don Mclean is 63.
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Linsday and Sam: Fun in the Sun
Posted: October 1st, 2008, 1:37pm CDT by Celebrity Pictures Blog
Tags: douchebags amp Assclowns
The hoes were spotted wearing bikinis and simmering in the sun.
Linsday has a hot body, but Sam…not so much. I was actually expecting Sam to be in some trunks and a wife-beater. However, that is too high of an expectation.
Samantha’s cleavage made me want to puke my perfect taco that I just ate. It’s almost as if I am seeing curves on an 8-year-old boy.
Disgusting.
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DJ AM Attends Memorial
Posted: September 30th, 2008, 2:41pm CDT by Celebrity Pictures Blog
Tags: Celebrity Gossip amp News
This is a recent photo of DJ AM attending a memorial service for Chris Baker who was killed in the plane crash that AM and Travis Barker were involved in.
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Add Me On Myspace
Posted: September 30th, 2008, 12:19pm CDT by Celebrity Gossip Blog
Tags: Celebrity Gossip amp News
Yes, I Violet have a myspace. And I want YOU to add me on it! You can tell me who you want to see more of or less of! So add me!! Click HERE
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Spears vs. Palin
Posted: September 25th, 2008, 9:35am CDT by Celebrity Gossip Blog
Tags: Celebrity babies amp baby Names
So it’s been in the news that Lynne Spears is an angry mother who feels that her daughter was “crucified” by the media because she was pregnant YET Sarah Palin’s daughter was “glorified”.
I’m going to have to agree with Lynne on this one. It was foul play.
John Stewart couldn’t have pointed out any better about Bill O’Riley speaking out about teen pregnancy. When Bill talked about Jamie’s preganacy he insulted the Spear’s family. But when he spoke about Bristol’s pregnancy he was like well, you know…oh kids these days. It was totally a what the f*** situation.
Lynne adds by saying it was a hypocritical situation. True that! Bristol and Jamie are equally two stupid girls who should have kept their legs closed.
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Nick Hogan: King of the Douchebags
Posted: September 25th, 2008, 9:09am CDT by Celebrity Gossip Blog
Tags: douchebags amp Assclowns
While his friend was dying he was smiling about his sentence!
Like many young, hollywood stars- Nick Hogan made some mistakes and ended up putting his best friend in a vegitative state. But that’s okay because HE HAS MONEY and he can get a wimpy-ass-sentence AND he can even cut that sentence short for good behavior!
This is what has happened: Nick was sentences 8 months in jail. WOW! 8 months.
That ’s really going to change his life drastically. Anywho…now he will be released 3 months earlier than expected: October 21st!!! A jail official has come out of the darkness and said: ” They automatically get credits towards early release, and if they don’t do anything bad while they’re here, they get to use those credits.”
It’s like they give people in jail stickers for all the bad shit they’ve done. So whats the purpose of going to jail?
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Damn I’m Cute’s Douchebag of the Week!!!
Posted: September 23rd, 2008, 9:09am CDT by Celebrity Gossip Blog
Tags: douchebags amp Assclowns
Yes I know, it’s Tuesday- but we already have our douchebag of the week/weekend.
Let me introduce the great golf-playerJack Nicklaus’ alleged grandson: Beruch Zegeye. This 17-year-old douchebag attends Benjamin School in North Palm Beach, Florida. Shocking ey? Anyways, the rich bitch is accused of killing a motorist in a DUI crash on Sept. 13. Before he murdered the motorcyclist, he was on his gramps boat that had booze and drugs!
So Beruch decides to party it up ont he boat with a bunch of bros and hoes. Then he’s like eff this shit, I’m going to drive daddy’s porsche around and act like a complete lunatic. And when on the road he rams into the back of a pizza deliveryman’s economy car causing a motorcyclist to go through a windshield.
His bail is $200,000. I bet the dumb f*** is already out however we should cross our fingers that he gets life in jail.
Whether somoene has a million dollars or someone has one dollar- there is absolutely NO EXCEPTIONS in manslaughter.
Update: The person who died was NOT on a motorcycle, he was driving the car. His name was
Paul Krommendyk.Police said Paul Krommendyk was stopped at a red light at the intersection of PGA Boulevard and Prosperity Farms Road in Palm Beach Gardens on Saturday night when 17-year-old Beruch Zegeye slammed into the back of his car.
Police said Zegeye was driving his Porsche at about 80 mph in a 45 mph zone. Paul Krommendyk, whose car was then pushed into a third vehicle, died instantly. ( Thanks Jay & Palm Beach Post)
Uhm, and what is really fishy is how Beruch was released on $50,000 bond AND he’s allowed to go to school, church, and the doctor’s wearing an ankle bracelet. Bull shit. Palm Beach County’s law enforcement obviously doesn’t care much about deaths caused by wreckless teenagers.
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Jamie Lynn Spear’s Ta-Ta’s Exposed
Posted: September 22nd, 2008, 12:16pm CDT by Celebrity Gossip Blog
Tags: Celebrity Gossip amp News
And today on Mother’s Gone Wild…
Apparently a federal porn investigation has been launched after a picture of innocent Jamie Lynn Spears breast feeding was stolen. What sick f*** would honestly jack off to that shit…other than Hulk Hogan?
The real question to be asked is why did Casey Aldridge took several of these pictures with his digital camera? Her ta-tas are showing in these pictures. And if you’re actually going to google search that shit, beware- it’s kiddie porn. The cops will come and hunt you down. Who takes pictures breast-feeding anyways?
I would feel really awkward doing that. Then again, breast-feeding is even more awkward…. this situation just makes me cringe and want to smack Jamie in the head for being a dumbass.
She shouldn’t have let her douche of a boyfriend take those pictures.
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Paris Hilton’s Dogs are Alive
Posted: September 19th, 2008, 9:00am CDT by Celebrity Gossip Blog
Tags: Celebrity Gossip amp News
Silly kids: Why would the coyote eat Paris Hilton’s pups and not her?
So there was this rumor that Paris Hilton’s pups were attacked and killed by a coyote. Basically, thats a bullshit report- her dogs are fine. Unfortunately, she is still their owner. I think if I was a dog I would have killed myself just because Paris was my owner.
Paris, why don’t you frolick around in the woods and then get attacked by a coyote….better story!
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Bristol Palin: Pro-Drugs
Posted: September 18th, 2008, 9:08am CDT by Celebrity Gossip Blog
Tags: Celebrity Gossip amp News
Time for some awesome political family news.
Sarah Palin’s daughter Bristol is not only pregnant and a drunk. She is also a junkie. Wow Sarah! You really did a FINE job of raising your daughter! The National Enquirer has reproted that she was videotapes smoking some green about 2 years ago ( she was 15).
I had no idea Alaska’s earth was good enough for growing some weed. Anywho the news doesn’t just stop there. Bristol’s boyfriend and baby-daddy used to sell Oxycontin and he used to smoke that shit too! Hooray! These are exactly the kind of role models we need to place in society.
Let’s just advocate teen pregnancy, underage drinking and drug abuse! Crazy ass mofos.
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World’s shortest man and woman with longest legs
Posted: September 17th, 2008, 3:41pm CDT by DamnImCute Celebrities Blog
Tags: Celebrity Gossip amp News
He Pingping from China, the world’s smallest man, is photographed here with Svetlana Pankratova from Russia, the woman with the longest legs. They’re posing at Trafalgar Square in London for the Guiness Book of World Records.
Something about that pic is just so wrong!
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Miley Cyrus: I want Sex
Posted: September 16th, 2008, 10:07am CDT by Celebrity Gossip Blog
Tags: douchebags amp Assclowns
Anyone lost a drunk-chipmunk? Oh wait..that’s Miley Cyrus.
Who knew? Anyways- what the hell is on her head? Someone needs to lend that gurl a brush and some de-frizz oil. She looks like a hot-mess, minus the hot.
I notice on her wrist she has a couple of black jelly bracelets. I recall that when someone wears those black ones it’s considered an invitation to have sex with whoever breaks them. Isn’t that the antonym for a chastity ring?
This is evidence that Miley Cyrus is a whore and wants everyone to cut her black bracelets.
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Damn That’s Funny
Posted: September 14th, 2008, 6:59pm CDT by Celebrity Gossip Blog
Tags: Celebrity Gossip amp News
Even Bill Clinton thought this was funny.
Click THIS to view why Bill is laughing at our Funny Clip of the Week.
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Barack will be on SNL
Posted: September 12th, 2008, 9:22am CDT by Celebrity Gossip Blog
Tags: Celebrity Gossip amp News
Okay my peeps, tommorow night will be the premire of Saturday Night Live with Michael Phelps, Tina Fay, Lil’ Wayne, and Barack Obama.
YES BARACK OBAMA. That man has a sense of humor so we can expect tommorow to be a kick ass show. I am super excited. If you aren’t then go live in a cave. Wait, I’m pretty sure those bitches are going to tune in tommorow to watch the show.
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We all know Jessica Simpson sucks…
Posted: September 12th, 2008, 8:54am CDT by Celebrity Gossip Blog
Tags: Celebrity Gossip amp News
But did we all know that there was a troop of Chucky’s that LOVE her? They were behind her set in New York while she was performing on the Today Show. Click HERE to watch this hysterical video.
Unless you’re afraid of those insane dolls.
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Celebrity Quote of the Day - Pete Wentz
Posted: September 9th, 2008, 3:14pm CDT by Spicy Pants
Tags: celebs amp Drugs
“I pulled a trigger on a gun aimed at myself. My friend and I did one pull each. We’d been drinking and had taken Ambien. I feel stupid even talking about it. It’s one of the reasons I’ve never owned a gun - I’m too impulsive. I’d probably get mad and shoot someone over a part in a song or something.”
- Pete Wentz recalls playing a dangerous game of Russian Roulette with a friend.
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- Ashlee Simpson and Pete Wentz Confirm Pregnancy Online
- Ashlee Simpson and Pete Wentz Marry
- It’s Confirmed, Ashlee and Pete to Wed Saturday
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Posh Chops it Off
Posted: September 9th, 2008, 9:05am CDT by Celebrity Gossip Blog
Tags: Celebrity Gossip amp News
Posh looks sleeker than ever.
I actually enjoy this haircut and hair color on her. She doesn’t look like someone straightened a blonde mop and put it on her head anymore! She actually looks pretty good for her age (34). I think Keira Knightley had this hair for a while and it suited her just as well as it suits Posh.
Slim women with short hair always compliments their frame.
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Michael Phelps: Playboy Bunnies
Posted: September 6th, 2008, 10:14am CDT by Celebrity Gossip Blog
Tags: Celebrity Gossip amp News
Michael Phelps has been CAUGHT on camera groping a playboy bunny.
Well… instead of going for that -” gee wiz, he’s an effing pervert” approach, let’s give him another gold medal in “getting some ass.” No sarcasm at all.
I’m serious my hoes and bros. This dude is the shit. You will see his face at the VMA’s tommorow AND you will see his face at SNL on Sep. 13. Aren’t you flipping excited? I AM!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Truth be told, I wish I was that bunny.
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Church hates Katy Perry
Posted: September 5th, 2008, 3:40pm CDT by DamnImCute Celebrities Blog
Tags: Celebrity Gossip amp News
Havens Corners Church in Blacklick, Ohio offers a sermon on its sign about Katy Perry’s song, “I Kissed a Girl”.
According to one churchgoer:
“It was obvious: ‘If you’re gay, you’re going to hell.’ At first I have to say I laughed hysterically because I was shocked. But that’s going way too far. It’s just rude.”
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Bristol Palin DRINKING AND PREGNANT
Posted: September 2nd, 2008, 9:53am CDT by Celebrity Gossip Blog
Tags: Celebrity Gossip amp News
Oh JEEZ!!!The minimum drinking in the USA is 21. I don’t think that Alaska has any exceptions. But as we can see above, Bristol Palin- yes the daughter of Sarah Palin and the one who is 5 months pregnant- is DRINKING ALCOHOL. I guess she’s resorted to Captain Morgan as her baby craving.
17-years-old ladies and gentlement. Not even Jamie Spears has pictures of doing this kind of shit.
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The Dumb Bitch Tries to Model
Posted: August 29th, 2008, 8:58am CDT by Celebrity Pictures Blog
Tags: cheap amp Trashy
When you google shit, this picture of Ali Lohan should be coming up.
That girl looks so damn ugly. I didn’t even recognize her for a couple of seconds, the fuglyness was messing with my memory. She can’t sing, act, dance, talk…she’s only famous because her sister Lindsay was awesome back in the day.
Here is a fun quote: “The reality show that I am doing with my famiily is a great way to show that we are actually a normal family and not some freaks the tabloids make us out to be.”
Hm, I think your family resembles goblins. Greedy ass mofos who are all ugly as f***. And your reality show is shit. It just confirms how awful you Lohans are. But the real issue is: whose the dumb bitch that put Ali on the cover?
Fire that f***er.
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Get Ready for more M.I.A
Posted: August 28th, 2008, 12:21pm CDT by Celebrity Pictures Blog
Tags: Celebrity Gossip amp News
My personal favorite female artist is M.I.A.
Her style is so original and she’s got super cool clothing style. You might know her from her song ” Paper Planes” which is featured in Pineapple Express. Recently she said that was would retire at the Bonaroo Music Festival. However, things change…
Well, [Bonaroo] it was my last ever show. And it still is. I stopped touring after that and I didn’t want to make music again. I was quite happy to just leave it all behind. I was happy with what I had achieved. Now, with the success of “Paper Planes,” there’s pull for me to make another record. Even my mum believes in me more [laughs]. It’s a nice encouragement. But I was planning my life as a fishing woman on the outskirts of Cambodia. That’s a joke.
So I guess we can expect another colorful album from her!
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Damn I’m Old: Celebrity Birthdays
Posted: August 28th, 2008, 8:42am CDT by Celebrity Gossip Blog
Tags: Celebrity Gossip amp News
These celebrities were born on August 28:
Jennifer Cooledge is 45.
Luis Guzeman is 52.
David Fincher is 46.
Emma Samms is 48.
Shania Twain is 42.
Jack Black is 39.
Tom Fitzgerald is 40.
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Cher in Batman
Posted: August 25th, 2008, 5:34pm CDT by Celebrity Gossip Blog
Tags: Celebrity Gossip amp News
NOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!
A studio executive has reportedly said that Cher might just play catwoman in the upcoming Batman film!!!
WHAT THE EFF??? This can’t be possible. Cher is almost 125 years old. There’s just no way her body could move in the kitty suit. Megan Fox would be MY number one choice. Way to fail Batman reps.
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Warner Bros Sues Indian Film
Posted: August 25th, 2008, 5:31pm CDT by Celebrity Gossip Blog
Tags: Celebrity Gossip amp News
This one is pretty funny.
Harry Potter’s movie studio, Warner Bros. is suing an Indian studio. Why you ask?
The title of the Indian film is Hari Puttar- A Comedy of Terrors. Warner Bros. feels that THAT is just WAYYY to close to Harry Potter. Hawt Dawgi! Somebody whip out a wand and Avada Kedavera a producer’s ass.
Are you serious Warner Bros? Look, if the Indian movie was about some kid with magical powers acting like an idiot, I’d agree with Warner Bros. But the movie is about a 10-year-old boy (Harri Puttar) who moves to Britain and manages to save his Dad’s top secret computer chip from a couple of bandits.
I think Warner Bros. is really bored and just wants to sue everyone randomly. Today, the case will be presented in Bombay. I wonder who will win…most likely the Indian Films just because their title is irrelavent in every way to that of Harry Potter.
Case Closed, someone get me my latte.
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Madonna: Dry and Crusty Tour
Posted: August 25th, 2008, 5:27pm CDT by Celebrity Gossip Blog
Tags: Celebrity Gossip amp News
Holy snickerdoodles.
It’s almost as if everything in the world is revovled around…MADONNA’S STICKY AND SWEET TOUR! Why?!! For Heaven’s sake this woman is 50 years old. Why is she constantly trying to act like she’s a hot-ass 23 year old girl?
Look, I give her kudos for the whole ” look at me I can dance and sing like a 20 year-old” but guess what…you’re not. Stick to things your age. Go shop at Anthropology. Stop wearing hot-pants and tube tops. It’s disturbing when you pop your pelvis and all your veins pop out as well.
Madonna should step aside and let someone else have the spotlight..NO NOT MILEY CYRUS OR ANY OF THOSE DISNEY FREAKS!
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Damn I’m Old: Celebrity Birthdays
Posted: August 25th, 2008, 5:24pm CDT by Celebrity Gossip Blog
Tags: Celebrity Gossip amp News
These celebrities were born on August 25:
Blake Lively is 21.
Sean Connery is 78.
Claudia Schiffer is 38.
Rachel Ray is 40.
Blair Underwood is 44.
Tim Burton is 50.
Regis Philbin is 77.
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Damn I’m on myspace
Posted: August 21st, 2008, 10:11am CDT by Celebrity Pictures Blog
Tags: Celebrity Gossip amp News
The time has finally come for YOU to add ME on Myspace.
Yes kiddies, I have finally gotten a myspace!!! By adding me you will be updated on the lives of the rich, famous, cute, ugly, drunk..so on and so on. You can always message/comment me on there and I will try my BEST to message/comment you back!
Here’s the LINK ! I love all you guys!
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Tila Tequila’s GF Arrested
Posted: August 21st, 2008, 9:12am CDT by Celebrity Pictures Blog
Tags: Celebrity Gossip amp News
God, when we thought this bitch was out of the spotlight, she came crawling back in.
Tila Tequila’s girlfriend- Courtenay Semel has been arrested for slapping some hoe outsitde of a nightclub in Vegas. Oh goody gum-drops, does this mean we’re going to hear that Tila is crying and shit? If so, hopefully that will be taped, posted on youtube…so on and so forth.
That bitch looks so ugly when she cries.
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Jennifer Lopez is a selfish bitch
Posted: August 20th, 2008, 9:41am CDT by Celebrity Gossip Blog
Tags: douchebags amp Assclowns
Someone ought to tell Jennifer Lopez that it would be wise to shut her mouth before too much shit pours out of there.
She made an appereance on Good Morning America August 18 to discuss her preparations for the Malibu Triathlon. She had been overheard by sources saying that she “couldn’t understand why everyone is talking about the swimmer”. She even forgot Michael Phelp’s name.
To top it off she yapped about how the bigger story should be how she’s been training for a triathlon just six months after giving birth. Bitch please!!! Nobody cares about your damn trialthlon, child or marriage. Michael Phelps is the shit, and you’re just old news.
God, Jennifer Lopez is such a skank! I just want to throw shit at her!
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I saw The Hills last night
Posted: August 19th, 2008, 11:31am CDT by Celebrity Gossip Blog
Tags: Celebrity Gossip amp News
And I wasted 30 minutes of my life.
The Hills is an absolute failuire. Seriously, the drama is the same. I feel like I watched 30 minutes of staring and glaring. Asbolutely no interesting dialogue and no interesting people. No shit Audrina and Lo don’t like one another. I knew that since the commercials started airing.
This show needs some violence.
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Damn I’m Old: Celebrity Birthdays
Posted: August 17th, 2008, 11:27am CDT by Celebrity Gossip Blog
Tags: Celebrity Gossip amp News
These celebrities were born on August 17:
Robert De Niro is 62.
Sean Penn is 48.
Donnie Wahlberg is 39.
Rick HIlton is 43.
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Damn I’m Old: Celebrity Birthdays
Posted: August 15th, 2008, 2:13pm CDT by Celebrity Gossip Blog
Tags: Celebrity Gossip amp News
These celebrities were born on August 15″
Joe Jonas is 19.
Ben Affleck is 36.
Cris Judd is 39.
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Facebook :1 MySpace: 0
Posted: August 13th, 2008, 9:33am CDT by Celebrity Gossip Blog
Tags: Celebrity Gossip amp News
Facebook has now become the number one social networking site in the world.
Personally, I love facebook. Myspace is just a lame excuse to whore up for people you don’t even know.
Facebook has reached to countries like Lebanon and has been translated into 20 languages. On August 12- facebook had 132 million users, making 63% other countries besides North America.
Damn.
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My take on Gossip Girl
Posted: August 12th, 2008, 9:33am CDT by Celebrity Gossip Blog
Tags: Celebrity Gossip amp News
My little Gossip Girl adventure all started with this CLIP.
It’s the one where Blake Lively from Gossip Girl and America Ferrera from Ugly Betty are interviewed for The Sisterhood of the Traveling Pantalones 2.
So America and Blake are sitting there talking about the movie when all of a sudden Blake is asked about Gossip Girl and continues to talk about it as America is just showing a disgusted face. I swear America was about to punch Blake in the face.
It’s def. an LOL moment. There I was, hating on Blake Lively for being an inconsiderate bitch. At that moment I hated Gossip Girl. I wanted to talk shit about it. But I’ve never seen any of the episodes…that created a problem. So last night, I embarked on a Gossip Girl quest to find out why this show is so hot. Hours and hours of footage streamed across my computer screen. When it was all done I thought:
What the f*** am I thinking watching this bullshit? Like oh my God. That was awful. Is that seriously the shit kids watch these days? I thought The Hills was bad…this was just disgusting. All the characters whore up in one way or another.
Everyone is faker than Pam Anderson’s tits. How can people love this show or empathize with these characters? They’re just representations of jealousy, greed, and revenge. Why would anyone want to be associated with these disgusting little bitches?
Shit I tell you, just shit.
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Anderson Cooper is the man
Posted: August 6th, 2008, 9:31am CDT by Celebrity Gossip Blog
Tags: Celebrity Gossip amp News
I believe everything Anderson Cooper says.
If he said aliens are about to invade my pool, I would make some pina coladas for my guests. That’s the bond I share with that man! Well, Cooper was filling in for Regis Philben on Live!, Tuesday morning when he took a stab at Ali Lohan saying:
“[Ali] is a 14-year-old girl, looks to be about 60… I say that with concern and love. She allegedly wants to be a singer and or actor-slash-performer of some sort, striptease person, i don’t know.”
You just got to love the guy for speaking the truth. But bitchassness sprung about when Dina Lohan told Ok! Magazine: “People are just cruel! This is bad karma for him.”
Bitch please, you don’t even know the origins of karma. You probably can’t distinguish good between bad because you’ve never experienced either since it doesn’t give a flying f*** about you or your dumbass family.
Anderson Cooper for the win.
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Jenna Jameson and Tito Ortiz are expecting
Posted: August 6th, 2008, 9:21am CDT by Celebrity Gossip Blog
Tags: Celebrity babies amp baby Names
Congratulations to Jenna Jameson and Tito Ortiz who are expecting their first child.
Jenna has attempted to get pregnant during her previous marriage however she suffered a miscarriage. I wonder how their baby will look. Tito looks like a Koala Bear and Jenna..well she’s one of the hottest women out there.
Hopefully things will run smoothly during this pregnancy and we can only wish her and her hubby the best.
CELEBRITY SMACK!
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America’s Next Top Model Promo
Posted: August 4th, 2008, 5:16pm CDT by Spicy Pants
Tags: models amp Supermodels
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Johnny Depp in New Batman Movie
Posted: August 1st, 2008, 10:08am CDT by Celebrity Gossip Blog
Tags: Celebrity Gossip amp News
Johnny Depp might become the villan in the next Batman.
I’ve always respected Johnny Depp. He is quite a remarkable actor who surpasses the expectations of critics. Rumor has it that he is being offered the role as the Riddler. We can recall that Jim Carrey played the last Riddler in 1995. But the new Batman movies have a darker sense to them, less neon lights-so there is a fat chance that Depp’s character will have a deeper character.
Why do I think this? Take a look at the Joker. Jack Nicholson’s Joker had a sense of humour that wasn’t as dark as Heath Ledger’s character. The joker from the recent Batman movie was a little more roughed up as the Joker from the previous movie had more qualities of a clown. Yet, both actors did an incredible job in perfecting the role.
So we can expect that Johnny Depp is going to be an incredible riddler. He’s shown us his theatrical side by being part of Willy Wonka and some Tim Burton movies.
Good Luck!
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I’m shipping out to Boston
Posted: July 31st, 2008, 9:02am CDT by Celebrity Pictures Blog
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Holy Hell. Breaking news junkies!
Massachusetts Congressman Barney Frank is your God. He proposed that the U.S should STOP arresting those responsible marijuana users- basically anyone who carries fewer than 100 grams.
“The vast amount of human activity ought to be none of the government’s business,” Frank said on Capitol Hill. “I don’t think it is the government’s business to tell you how to spend your leisure time.”
This dude has GOT to be smokin’ from the bong. Alright, I agree with Frank because there are a lot of responsible stoners out there. Not everyone who gets high kills somebody. Just like not everyone who drinks is a drunk. So maybe, just maybe…this proposal will turn into a law.
If so…420 is going to be off the chain!
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Earthquake screws Judge Judy
Posted: July 30th, 2008, 10:32am CDT by Celebrity Gossip Blog
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Here’s a clip of how yesterday’s earthquake made everyone on the Judge Judy set sound like scared baby seals.
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Harry Potter and the Half Blood Prince
Posted: July 30th, 2008, 9:54am CDT by Celebrity Gossip Blog
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Are you effing ready?
Something wicked this way comes and yes it’s Harry f***ing Potter. HELL YES! Check out the new trailer HERE. It’s pretty epic/amazing. I just hope it sort of follows the book…with a lot of prayer it’ll be better than Harry Potter and the Prisoner of Azkaban. Who the hell put the shrunken heads in there? They should get fired.
Anywho, I cant wait to see this shit-I’ll be pissing my pantalones.
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Miley’s face will be on your crotch
Posted: July 29th, 2008, 10:16am CDT by Celebrity Gossip Blog
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We might see this on a Lifestyles condom value pack.
Apparently LifeStyles condoms associates have offered 15-year-old slut bag Miley Cyrus to be the face of their condoms. Now that’s great marketing. Millions of people using LifeStyle condoms will be able to have Miley’s face right on their crotch!
Good thinking! I’m pretty sure my ex-boyfriend is going to get a hard-on just thinking about Miley’s face on his condoms. Unfortunately, Miley has declined the offer… Oh come on Miley- you know this would be your total breakthrough. I can hear the commericals already: This is Miley Cyrus, and I enjoy it when my Dad uses LifeStyles condoms.
We all know they make such a great team.
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Brooke Hogan can go jump off a cliff
Posted: July 29th, 2008, 9:54am CDT by Celebrity Gossip Blog
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Filthy doesn’t even begin to describe you Brooke Hogan.
Your stupid little blog did the world absolutely nothing. You blame the media for your brother being irresponsible? That just shows people how extremely crass you are. You want to know why you have your own reality show? Because everyone loves a dumb blond bitch- and that’s really unfortunate.
If Jessica Simpson wanted your show, trust me she’d get that shit in a heart beat. You can’t even sing Brooke, you can’t dress- you look like a man. No matter how much sun you get while tanning, Chris Crocker would still look unbelievable next to you.
Please do us all a favor, get off our TV’s and jump off a cliff.
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Shia and Isabel sitting in a tree
Posted: July 29th, 2008, 9:43am CDT by Celebrity Gossip Blog
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Woho! Another celebrity attempting to destroy his own life