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Hey emo kids, My Chemical Romance’s lead singer Gerard Way and his wife Lindsey from MSI are expecting THEIR FIRST BABY!
Hip Hip Hooray! Another emo baby makes its way into our hearts. Alright, I’ll stop bugging. I love MSI and MCR. Really good music. So congrats to them both on their good news.
The album, I mean baby, is expected summer of 2009.
Is this puppy love between James Kingston (Not Sean) and Ruby Maguire?! ( Gwen’s son and Toby’s daughter.) The two have been seeing each other on numerous playdates and it’s absolutely adorable. I think Sean Kingston is sooo cute! So is Ruby but Sean looks like a baby Anikin Skywalker!
He’s going to be quite a baller when he grows up.
So not only is John Mayer back with Jennifer Aniston because his dick is still attached…but there is also a BABY involved.
Rumor has it that Ms. Aniston is preggers!
You know what, I’m really happy for her. Brad effed her over and so did Angelina by stealing her man.
You kids might say..OH BUT WE LOVE BRADJELINA! Well that doesn’t take away from the fact that Angelina was a home-wrecker and Brad was a cheating son of a bitch. Anyways, congratulations Jennifer Anniston if you truly ARE pregnant.
It does suck that John Mayer is the father, however…your baby will have incredible lips!
Suck on that Pitt kids.
This hoe has me so confused.
According to the National Enquirer Jamie Lynn is pregnant. According to some other people, Jamie is not pregnant. According to some sort of “family” member, Jamie is pregnant AGAIN. Who to believe?
So apparently…Jamie is being forced to abort her “fetus”. That would be bad considering how religious her family is..right…religious Spears. What a laugh.
Ugh this is giving me a headache.
Let’s just say Jamie is preganant to point fingers and laugh for her crass actions. I love baby drama! And if she is..whose the father?! Casey or some other dude?
For Caroyln
Here’s a photo of Suri and Katie running from Tom.
I kid, I kid. Yet, Suri’s facial expression makes me feel awkward. I mean, I thought I had some silly faces, but my gosh this face needs to get an award for being the goofiest.
She’s still a cutie!!!
He looks like a bundle of sleepy joy!
This is Minnie Driver’s newborn Henry! Isn’t he absolutely adorable? And for once a celebrity chooses a name that doesn’t rhyme with some sort of food. Congrats Minnie! We wish you and your family the best!
So it’s been in the news that Lynne Spears is an angry mother who feels that her daughter was “crucified” by the media because she was pregnant YET Sarah Palin’s daughter was “glorified”.
I’m going to have to agree with Lynne on this one. It was foul play.
John Stewart couldn’t have pointed out any better about Bill O’Riley speaking out about teen pregnancy. When Bill talked about Jamie’s preganacy he insulted the Spear’s family. But when he spoke about Bristol’s pregnancy he was like well, you know…oh kids these days. It was totally a what the f*** situation.
Lynne adds by saying it was a hypocritical situation. True that! Bristol and Jamie are equally two stupid girls who should have kept their legs closed.
Congratulations to Jenna Jameson and Tito Ortiz who are expecting their first child.
Jenna has attempted to get pregnant during her previous marriage however she suffered a miscarriage. I wonder how their baby will look. Tito looks like a Koala Bear and Jenna..well she’s one of the hottest women out there.
Hopefully things will run smoothly during this pregnancy and we can only wish her and her hubby the best.
AWW! Matthew McConaughey’s son Levi is precious.
The new issue of OK! Magazine has the trio settling in quite well. I’m happy to see that Levi is already looking like a baller. Camila looks super gorgeous! Darn you Hollywood glamour.
I wish them all the best.
WOAH! Def. did not see this one coming.
Rumor has it that soul singer Joss Stone has been dating Nelly and she is supposedly pregnant. Now I don’t know whether I believe that shit….her and him dating. But I could totally see her being pregnant with his child, that slut!
I wonder what type of kid they would have. Some sort of weird rapping/soul singing child…awkward turtle much? I hope this isn’t true because Nelly would really be setting his standards low by dating that bitch.
Their kid might actually be cute though.
Ok! Magazine must be making shitloads with all the baby pictures.
What an adorable baby Jessica Alba has given birth to. She is beaming with her newborn and looks flawless!!! The full scoop on the interview comes out this Thursday.
My favorite quote was when Cash said:
“I want her [Honor Marie] to look like me, because a daughter looking like Jessica-I’d kill myself!”
Haha, what a great sense of humor, but I’m pretty sure Honor will dazzle everyone with the years to come…so keep protecting your cub Cash.
Interesting choice of name my drunk surfer-dude Mateo McConaughey.
Remember when we figured out Camilla and Matthew had their son? Well now the child has been given a name. Surprisingly it was not Cerveza or lil’ dude. His name is Levi Alves McConaughey. Our Jesus loving Matthew has explained the reasoning behind such a name:
“Levi was another name for the apostle Matthew in The Bible. They were, in fact, two names for the same person. Our son was born at 6:22 pm, and this particular time represents my favorite verse in the book of Matthew in The Bible: ‘If thy eye be single, thy whole body will be full of light.”
You read? Since when do you read? The Bible? Oh you selfish man, tell the truth. You only like it because it’s the book of Matthew. And you probably tell your surfer friends that the book of Matthew is named after you. Funny, funny man.
Well…I hope the best for the gnarly family.
Another day in Hick Town.
It’s exciting when starlets sell their children’s souls to the tabloids. Jamie Lynn Spears popped the baby out and immediately contacted OK! Magazine to click the pictures away. Damn, didn’t she contact them when she got pregnant? I wonder if they’re on speed dial or some shit. In the interview Jamie was describing how there were no complications..blah blah blah…but then she said:
“I was just talking to Casey. And you know what’s so weird? I was asking him if he was okay. He was like, ‘Yeah.’
That answer he gave you Jamie was def. a shocker. I would totally be expecting: NAW JAY-MAY, I’M NOT RED-AY FOR A BAY-BAY. Then he would start break dancing to Ay-Bay-Bay.
Looking at the cover of the magazine…it looks more like Jamie is a mother of 4. What is that hair-style? Holy shit she needs to switch that stuff up- borrow some fake hair from Britney! Corpse looking, Ali Lohan, looks more attractive than Jamie!
So we get the FULL scoop on this crap by Thursday when the magazine hits my local 7-11.
Congratulations Keith Urban and Nicole Kidman for the arrival of their baby daughter.
Nicole and the infant are doing great. The only thing that isn’t so great is the name picked out for this child. Sunday Rose Kidman-Urban. Sounds like one of those clothing stores for the poor. What the heck kind of name is that? And why Sunday? What about Wednesday or Tuesday? She might have been conceived on a Sunday…
From here on now let’s just call her Rose.
Congratulations Matthew McConaughey and Camila Alves!!!
They welcomed their son Monday night at 6:22 p.m. in L.A. The baby and mother are doing well! No information yet on the name but I hope it’s not lil’ dude or bro…then again Matthew would find that gnarly as hell!
And if anyone wants to disturb the couple with their new-born, they’ll have to confront the angry surfers standing outside their hospital room-so beware paparazzi!
“I never thought I’d have a daughter.”- Tori Spelling.
Oh trust me Tori, we never even thought you’d get married, get a job, get your own TV reality show, or have kids. But you did it…*sigh*. So Tori sold her infant’s soul to OK! magazine had some annoying interview that is filled with joyous bullshit. She’s so stupid-“I never thought I’d have a daughter.Because I’m so girly-girly, I’ll have all boys”…right since that REALLY determines the gender of children.
Tori Spelling, you are an idiot who only had a child as a publicity stunt. Go away.
