
Three cheers for the attention seekers.
The more I hear about Heidi Montag and Spencer Pratt, the more I want to punch the producers of The Hills for giving them a slice of popularity. Curse you MTV! So Heidi has confirmed that she wants to record a Christian album. Holy shit, who the hell told you that you could sing? I’m pretty sure an angel didn’t go to your room in the middle of the night and tell you should record a Christian album- if it was anyone’s idea, it was probably Spencer’s. We all know he’s got his bitch on a leash.
Heidi also mentioned- “I have been the most religious person since I was 2 years old. I always felt this crazy connection to God.” Since when did very religious people move in with their boyfriends before they got married? Since when did very religious people get implants? You could think for yourself at 2 years old? And get this, she considers herself as a “kind of non-denominational Baptist”….wtf? But the BEST part of the interview is the response on the Lauren Conrad sex tape:
“I don’t even want to talk about that. There were rumors about a sex tape, but I had nothing to do with that. God knows the truth in all of this, and at the end of the day, that is the only thing that matters. Jesus was persecuted, and I’m going to get persecuted, ya know? But it doesn’t matter to me.”
Bloody hell, this bitch just compared herself to Jesus Christ. This dialogue is so much better than The Hills. Someone hire Spencer to be a new writer on The Hills.