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These photos of Lena Dunham looking like a Muppet made me LOL. [GoFugYourself]
Review of Battle of the Sexes, the film that should have gotten Emma Stone an Oscar instead of stupid La La Land. [LaineyGossip]
Joseph Kahn won’t shut up about Taylor Swift. [Dlisted]
Curb Your Enthusiasm returns October 1st. [Moe Jackson]
Gigi Hadid lost a shoe on a runway & kept walking. [Starcasm]
Elsa Hosk is out here looking like Leo DiCaprio’s new girlfriend. [Celebslam]
JJ Abrams will direct Star Wars Ep. IX. [JustJared]
Jessica Chastain wore red at TIFF. [IDLY]
Kate Hudson & one of her sons both have buzzcuts. [Seriously OMG WTF]
Angelina Jolie talks about her Maleficent voice. [Socialite Life]

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  • If I was Lady Gaga’s boyfriend, I’d hate her too. [IDLYITW]
  • Irina Shayk is topless. But not real topless. Advertising campaign topless. Site NSFW. [Drunken Stepfather]
  • Selita Ebanks does FHM. [Yeeeah]
  • Matthew Broderick is good corporate shill. [Evil Beet]
  • Gabriel Aubry feels like he’s living in a police state. [Celebitchy]
  • Hey, everyone, look how tough Carey Hart is. [Celebslam]
  • Taylor Swift’s next album is dedicated entirely to Jake Gyllenhaal. [The Superficial]
  • Prachi Desai is in Maxim. [GCeleb]

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Despite being produced by The Soup, 90% of people still look at this, squint and wonder, “Not sure if serious.”

  • Having sex with your iPad is now possible with the Fleshlight attachment. [Bossip]
  • Demi Moore got herself another young side piece. [Celebitchy]
  • Weeping into a woman’s arms is not the best pick-up line, Andy Dick. [Celebslam]
  • Kate Middelton has a grainy bikini pic. (Site NSFW) [Drunken Stepfather]
  • Joan Rivers owns Chelsea Handler. [IDLYITW]
  • Do-gooder Selena Gomez raises a lot of money for UNICEF. [Celebs]
  • Kanye West hits Harrolds. [MoeJackson]
  • Attending Joe Paterno’s memorial service will only cost you $ 99,000. [Busted Coverage]
  • The day Madonna wins an Oscar is the day all the Oscar nominees die in a plane crash. [Dlisted]
  • Madonna will dance the Black Swan. [The Superficial]
  • Being vegan gave Jason Mraz super sex powers. [Daily Fix]
  • One more video from Family Feud where the most common answer to what a co-pilot holds during a flight was “his schlong.”

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  • Vanessa Simmons and her pretty party girl posse get slizzy. I don’t know what any of those words mean. [Bossip]
  • Even Miley thinks her tattoos are retarded. She was seen leaving a tattoo laser removal center. [The Superficial]
  • Hailee Steinfeld’s Miu Miu ad gets banned for being “irresponsible.” [Holy Moly]
  • Rosie Huntington-Whiteley was an ugly duckling like every other famous person. [Celebitchy]
  • Beyonce is too hot for that retro fan. [Hollywood Rag]
  • Candice Swanepoel for Rag & Bone. [Yeeeah]
  • Vida Guerra, somehow still clinging to fame, in FHM. [GCeleb]
  • Jenny McCarthy wants Jim Carrey back. [Evil Beet]
  • 36 hot chicks and their favorite Thanksgiving dishes. [Busted Coverage]
  • Does anyone care who won Dancing With the Stars? I just watched for the train wrecks. [MoeJackson]
  • Who’s going to buy a Twilight replica wedding dress? [TDW]

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  • Punky Brewster talks about her hot tub meeting with Michael Jackson [Celebitchy]
  • Nick Lachey is cursed. [Celebslam]
  • Vanessa Hudgens hides the pudge. [Drunken Stepfather]
  • Adrianne Curry knows what makes a picture. [IDLYITW]
  • Michelle Williams as Marilyn Monroe. [Celebs]
  • Megan Fox slightly fuller on the set of This is 40. [MoeJackson]
  • Raiders release grandma cheerleader into the wild. [Busted Coverage]
  • Kris Jenner expected Christina Aguilera and Jennifer Lopez to play for fre at Kim’s wedding. [The Superficial]
  • Sports Illustrated now has more nipples. [Daily Fix]

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The Social Network Brings In $8 Million On Opening Day

facebookmovieposter.jpg The Social Network has topped the domestic box office with $8 million in its first day of release, which industry experts estimate could give it more than a $25 million opening weekend.

Jesse Eisenberg plays Facebook co-founder Mark Zuckerberg in the film, and it’s been getting positive reviews from just about every critic across America as well as early Oscar buzz. Screenwriter Aaron Sorkin teamed up with director David Fincher for the biopic, and though we haven’t gotten the chance to see it yet, it’s high at the top of our to do list this weekend.

Wall Street: Money Never Sleeps brought in $3.3 million on Friday, while the bank robbery thriller The Town brought in $3.1 million.
Oh, and I'll just say right now, I plan on seeing this twice in the next week!

Jessica Alba: Beverly Hills Beautiful

Bringing an end to another busy week, Jessica Alba enjoyed an afternoon to herself in Beverly Hills, CA on Friday (September 24).

The “Into the Blue” beauty loaded up the parking meter as she strutted past paparazzi en route to a local nail salon for a little midday pampering.

And while much of her time is taken up with work and family, Miss Alba recently revealed that motherhood has brought out her inner party girl.

“I think I’m a little more wild and free since I had her because once she’s in bed, all my mom friends, we get together and have dance parties at the house,” she told the Daily Star. “It’s really dorky but I probably would have never done that before.”

Xtina Is Back In The States After Visiting Haiti

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Fresh from her trip to Haiti as the new WFP ambassador, Christina Aguilera was spotted toting her adorable son Max around New York City on Thursday afternoon. Two cute!

We just hope no one within a two mile radius of Xtina coughed or brought up Lady GaGa – you know how she hates both with a passion!

Still, Bionic better be good. Aguilera has been promoting it SO much, we hope it lives up to the hype!
DIVA!